"Oh shit!" Dave exclaimed.
"What bestie??"
"Ken is here! I didn't know he was back!"
Ken Anderson, better known to the WWE fans as Mr. Kennedy, had just walked into the hotel bar. Amy suddenly became extremely nervous. Amy got even more nervous when Ken started heading for their table. Mr. Kennedy was one of her favorites. She was pretty sure that his shoulder was still messed up and he'd be out of action for a few more months so what was he doing here?
"Hey guys" Ken smiled as he walked up to the table. "Surprise!"
"Surprise indeed Ken! Sit down! Have a few with us!" Dave demanded.
"Thanks. So is anyone going to introduce me to the gorgeous blonde sitting on Ted's lap?" Ken asked. Amy let out a very girly giggle and smiled at Ken.
"Ken. This is Amy, my wonderful wifeycakes and best friend" Ted said. "Amy, this is…"
"I know I know. MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER KENNEDYYYYY…" Amy paused before she continued. "KENNEDYYYYYYYYYY!" Ken let out a hearty laugh.
"I like you already" Ken smiled. "If I wasn't a married man you'd be in a lot of trouble, missy."
"Oh really? Good to know" Amy smiled back.
"Man you have a lot of piercings. I'm not used to that on the Divas. You must be from California" Ken stated.
"Well not only are you gorgeous, but you're smart too" Amy smiled coyly.
"You clearly have spectacular taste if you find me attractive" Ken smirked.
"Why wouldn't I find you attractive? You're a total stud" Amy flirted.
"Ken you've gotta see the videos I took earlier" Chris exclaimed. "Amy here is HILARIOUS!" Chris pulled out his camera so Ken could watch the events from earlier. Ken was laughing hysterically as he watched Amy serenade Ted. The laughing quickly stopped when he saw Amy dancing. He looked over at her and raised his eyebrows with a smile on his face. Damn she's HOT Ken thought. No. Bad Ken. BAD. You are a married man! Stop checking out the young hot blonde!
"You're pretty funny, Amy. And sexy" Ken smiled.
"Actually I'm…."
"PRICELESS! I TELL YOU IM PRICELESS!" Amy and Ted sang in unison.
"Do they always do that?" Ken asked aloud.
"Yes" Randy and Dave replied in unison.
"It's like they were separated at birth" Dave chuckled.
"It kinda scares me, actually" Randy shuttered.
Amy looked at both Dave and Randy and rolled her eyes. Idiots she thought. Junior is my pal! What the hell ever. I need another drink.
"Ready for another Junior?"
"You know it wifey."
Amy playfully jumped onto Ted's back and he gave her a piggyback ride to the bar. Ken just watched the two of them scurry away, giggling like children. For some reason, he had to know what the hell was going on with those two. He'd never seen Ted like this with any woman…ever. And it really puzzled him. He HAD to ask someone.
"What's up with those two?" Ken asked, pointing at Amy and Ted.
"They're best friends" Dave stated. "Although I'd like to clarify I'M her number one and he's her number two."
"And…" Chris started. "They hooked up a few weeks ago. Ted told me she's a goddess in the bedroom. Very giving if you know what I mean!"
Ken raised his eyebrows as he looked over at Amy. I wouldn't mind finding that out for myself Ken thought. NO KEN. .MARRIED! You cannot find that out…ever!
"What happened to Ted's policy of 'no banging the Divas' huh?" Ken asked.
"That all changed when Amy became his best friend" Randy stated.
"'Bout time you said something tonight Orton. What's up with you anyway?" Ken said.
"I'm in love with her" Randy sighed. "But we're taking this slow. And we're seeing other people." Randy gave Matt a slight glare and he shot one back. All Ken could do was shake his head. I see the new Diva is breaking hearts already he thought to himself. She must be pretty amazing if these two are in love with her.
Amy and Ted came walking back over with drinks in their hands, singing to each other.
"JUNIOR! COME HERE!"
"REMOVE YOUR GARMENTS WIFEY!"
"KNEEL BEFORE ME!"
"PLEASE ME WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!"
Amy and Ted burst into laughter along with everyone else, but especially Ken.
"That song sounds romantic" Ken scoffed playfully. "Demanding the removal of garments and all…"
"It is hella romantic" Amy chuckled. "I prefer my men to be straight forward, you know. The way I figure it is I'm a straight shooter. So I want a straight shooter. I don't have time for games or bullshit. If we're gonna do it, let's do it already ya know? I have needs, damn it."
"You sound like a guy" Ken exclaimed. "More chicks should be like you."
"Damn right" Amy said proudly.
"So Ken. What are you doing here?" Dave asked.
"I'm in town doing promo for my movie you know so I figured I'd call Vince and see where you guys were. Figured I'd stay at the same hotel as you guys. I miss you all" Ken stated. "I can't wait to come back. It should be pretty soon. My shoulder is feeling much better."
"Well that's great Ken" Dave said. "And you'll be back on the Raw brand with us when you come back. You should room with us. We have a shitload of fun don't we bestie?"
"Damn right my bestie" Amy smiled. "We'll have to start getting suites when Ken comes back. It'll be you, me, him, Junior, Randy, and Cody. You know after 10pm, we'd be considered a gang!"
Dave smiled at his best friend and chuckled. That bestie of mine he thought. She's always so silly. I love the living hell out of her. How did I get along without her for so long? It doesn't matter. I have her now and that's all that matters.
"Hey bestie" Dave said. "What do you want for your birthday? And don't say the Jack Daniels distillery because I don't have that kind of money."
"Awww man" Amy pouted. "But I really want it! I honestly don't know bestie. I haven't given it much thought. Maybe some band shirts or something."
"I'm going to put myself in a box naked for you wifey" Ted stated proudly. "I know you want me in my birthday suit for your birthday!"
"Pfft I've seen it" Amy laughed. "And it ain't that great."
"Aww wifey" Ted said as he pursed out his lower lip. "You're so mean."
"I'm kidding Juniorkins. You know damn well you're nice to look at!"
Juniorkins Ken thought to himself. Since when does Ted allow a Diva to give him a nickname? Damn he must have it bad for her! I can see why. She's DAMN hot! God damn it Kenneth. Stop looking at her! Your wife would rip out your eyeballs for it! But Amy is so hot…and different! Damn look at that lip ring. I wouldn't mind biting on that! NO KEN NO! You'll just have to ask Ted what kind of kisser she is later. You CANNOT kiss her!!
"So how old are you turning Amy?" Ken asked her.
"I'll be the ripe age of 27 in about a month" Amy stated. "The day after St Patty's Day actually."
"I bet that makes for a crazy weekend" Ken laughed. "Is Sunday your recovery day?"
"Oh yes" Amy said. "You should've seen me after my 21st birthday. I was hungover for TWO DAYS! Oh man I drank so much Jack Daniels that weekend. It was nuts. Best weekend ever!"
None of them had noticed that it was pressing on two in the morning. They were all so chatty that they hadn't even been paying attention.
"Shit it's late" Chris announced. "Time for sleep. Night guys!"
Everyone said good night to Chris as he got up and left the table.
"Text me tomorrow blondie!" Chris called over his shoulder.
"I will sexy beast!" Amy called back.
"Well Mister Kennedy" Amy smiled as she got up "It was a PLEASURE meeting you. I hope you come back soon!"
Ken shot a friendly but flirty smile at her. Hot damn he thought. What a woman!
"Trust me, Amy" Ken smiled. "The pleasure was all mine."
"I know" Amy smirked.
Cocky like Orton and DiBiase Ken thought to himself. Figures. Oh well. She's still a fox! Oh man. Look at her ASS. Jesus christ.
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"That was a lot of fun" Amy said as they all entered the elevator. "And there was no drama tonight. A fuckin miracle I tell ya."
"I know wifey" Ted stated. "Drama free nights are great. We really need to have them more often."
The elevator dinged on Cody's floor. "Well good night everyone. See you tomorrow."
"See ya" they said together.
The elevator rode up a few more floors before it came to Matt's. "Well um good night everyone. Night Amy."
"Night Matt" Amy sighed.
The elevator doors closed and Ted began to snicker.
"Shut the fuck up Ted" Amy hissed.
"Oh wifey! I like it when you're feisty!"
The elevator finally stopped on their floor and they all made there way to their suite. I need to talk to Dave Ted thought to himself. I have no idea what to do about wifeycakes! I am so crazy about her but I don't want to lose my best friend! Oh and I don't want Randy to murder me, either. Being dead would suck.
Amy slid the keycard into the door and they all entered. "I need a shower" Amy said aloud.
"Need some help getting DIRTIER wifey?" Ted flirted.
"No Junior. I don't but thanks for the offer. I'll take it under advisement" Amy chuckled.
"I'm going to bed. I'm beat" Randy said with a stretch and a yawn. Amy walked over to Randy and gave him a long hug. "Night Amy. Night guys."
"Night" they said in unison. Randy went into his room and closed the door.
"I need that shower" Amy said. "Junior if you try to get in with me I'll kick your fat ass."
Junior just looked at his wifey and smirked. After Amy had gone into her room and he heard the shower running, he looked over at Dave.
"Dave I need some advice" Ted asked.
"Sure kid. Shoot" Dave told him.
"Well" Ted said as he scratched his head. "I have a bit of a problem. I uh…."
"What Ted?"
"I kinda sorta…fell in love with someone" Ted told him.
"How is that a bad thing Ted?" Dave questioned.
"Well….it's uh someone you know" Ted started.
"I still don't see how this is a bad thing Ted" Dave grumbled.
"It is a bad thing" Ted whispered. "Because I fell in love with WIFEY."
Dave looked over at Ted and chuckled. Ted was puzzled. This was not amusing in the LEAST BIT. Did he not just hear what he said? Ted had fallen in love with his best friend. You weren't supposed to do that. It was an unwritten law of the universe.
"This is not funny Dave" Ted pouted.
"Well it's not funny per say, but I knew you were and always have been. It's about time you admitted it to yourself."
"What should I do?" Ted asked.
"Tell her how you feel, Ted. Who knows? She may feel the same way. And even if she doesn't, she'll be your best friend no matter what."
"I don't know, man" Ted sighed. "I'm scared she'll never want to talk to me again."
"Is that why you don't wanna tell her Ted?" Dave asked. Ted nodded his head. "Ted seriously. She'd never ditch you in a million years. She needs you and you need her. Were you listening to her toast to you earlier? She said she'd go nuts without you!"
Summary: The next chapter is going to be in Junior's POV. So what do you think will happen? Will Ted confess his love? You'll have to see! :D
