Dave's POV

Jesus god damn christ. What a fucking mess.

Randy & Ted both love Amy and Randy just knocked him out for it, but then bestie punched him right in the jaw. I know that my bestie is in her room fuming. I heard her screaming various obscenities a few minutes ago from the damn hallway. She's been my best friend for a while now and I can honestly say I have never seen her so pissed. Randy is lucky that she didn't kill him.

It just occurred to me that I'm actually still in the hallway with Randy. He is sitting on the floor, rubbing his jaw. Man he is lucky she didn't break it. I hope to god no one saw or heard that whole incident.

"What the hell is going on down here?"

I knew that voice. It was Jericho; our resident National Enquirer the Canadian issue. That guy has a mouth on him that's for sure.

"It's nothing Chris" I bellowed.

"Oh yes it is. I heard blondie screaming and now Randy is on his ass, rubbing his jaw. What the hell did you say to her now, Randall?" Chris questioned.

Randy didn't say anything. He just continued to sit there, rubbing his jaw. I can see the huge bruise forming on it already. Damn my best friend packs a punch!

"It's not what he said, Chris. It's what he did" I sneered.

"Well what did he do?" Chris begged. I knew Chris would not leave until I tell him what the hell happened. I just need to make sure he doesn't go around running his mouth. If he does, I am not going to stop bestie from killing him. I love her, but she is a nutcase when she snaps.

"Alright I'll tell you, but you better not tell anyone else or I'll kick your Bedazzled ass back to Canada" I threatened. Chris looked at me and nodded. "Randy beat up Ted because he's in love with her. And Amy…snapped and punched Randy."

I have never seen the look Jericho has on his face at this moment. It looks like shock mixed with disgust mixed with pure anger. Oh man. Randy is going to get it from the canuck now. He adores his 'favorite fellow blonde and sexy beast.'

"What the hell were you thinking Orton?" Chris sneered as he helped Randy up. "You know how protective she is of Junior! You're lucky she didn't end your career! Geez Orton. You are really not smooth with the ladies at all. You just……….."

Randy didn't say anything as Chris continued on about how dumb Randy was for pissing Amy off again. I can only sit here and snicker at this. Sometimes Chris's big mouth is useful.

"Alright Chris. I get it. Thanks for informing me of my stupidity" Randy sighed.

"If I were you, Randy, I would avoid her like the plague. One sighting of you could make her lose her marbles!" Chris exclaimed.

"He doesn't have to avoid me because I'm getting my own room" Amy snapped. There she was in the hall with all her suitcases…and Ted. Man does she look pissed. I figured she'd calm down at least a little by now. But she looks like she is about to snap like Ken Shamrock any second. I just hope Randy doesn't try to talk to her.

"Holy shit Ted! Your face!" Chris exclaimed. I happened to look at my best friend and she looked even more pissed. I am actually scared for my life right now, even though I'm not the one that punched poor Ted. Geez that poor guy looks terrible. He looks like he got hit by a truck! But at least he is not too banged up emotionally from what I can tell anyway. Randy is the one who looks like total shit here.

"Bestie please stay" I begged her. She just sat there with her pissed off look, tapping her foot and shaking her head. "Please?" She shook her head at me again. Normally my begging works with her. But not this time. God damn she is pissed.

"I can't, bestie. I'm sorry" she told me. With that, she grabbed her bags and headed to the elevator. Poor Ted looks like he is about to die.

"Blondie! There's no rooms left!" Chris called to her. Amy stopped, turned around, and grumbled. She looks even more pissed now.

"FUCK!" she screamed. "What the fuck am I going to do? I can't be around this shit!!" By this time, Amy had thrown her bags onto the ground. She looks like she is going to explode. Oh geez!

"Blondie you can stay with your favorite sexy beast you know" Chris smiled. "I don't mind."

"Are you sure Ayatollah?" she asked him.

"Of course. I love my blondie" he smiled coyly.

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Amy's POV

Thank god for the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah. This guy is seriously saving my life right now because if I stay in the same hotel room as Orton, I'm going to fucking kill him.

I hate telling my best friend no and I can tell that my poor Junior is so sad. But for the sake of my sanity, I have to be away from Randy for a while. I am not going to stop talking to my two boys, though. That much is certain. I adore the crap out of those two idiots in very different ways.

The big guy has always been my protector. No man with any sort of brain would dare mess with me with the big guy by my side, unless they were a total idiot. Sure I tried to get in his pants that one time, but can you blame me? He's 6'4" and 320 pounds of pure muscle. I know that I have the sexiest best friend on the roster. My bestie is a total babe.

Then there's Junior. Jesus christ I love the shit out of him. And well he really is the best I've ever had. I wasn't bullshitting when I told him that. He's always been there for me no matter what and he can read my damn mind. And man is he hilarious. He kills me with his witty one liners. I honestly love it when he's hitting on me. He makes me feel damn sexy. And let's face it: Junior is hot. If you've seen him, you know what the hell I'm talking about. He's 6'2" and 240 pounds of pure hotness. Man Junior is a stud! God damn. Anyway I digress.

I'm going back to Chris's room with him now because like I said I'm going to kill Orton. I just remembered that Cody is supposed to start rooming with us again today too. Man am I glad I am avoiding that for now. I don't know how Cody is going to act with me and I swear if he gave me attitude today, he'd be pushing up daisies or swimming with the fishes.

"Thanks Y2Jackass" I sighed. He just looked over at me and smiled. I adore the crap out of this guy too. I would never in my life do him, but he is so sweet and hilarious. Did I mention his smile makes my heart melt? Not in the 'I'm in love with him' sort of way, but the 'He's my pal and I'm so lucky we're friends' sort of way. A smile from this canuk is worth a million to me right now.

"Sure thing LAMEY" he smiled. I hate that god damn nickname, but since it's jackass I'll let him live.

I jumped because my phone vibrated in my pocket. When I pulled it out I smiled to myself and read the text message:

Baby come back! You can blame it all on meeeeeeeee.

I miss the crap out of you, wifey even though it's only been about 5 minutes. Thank you for punching Randy. I love your bitchiness when it's not directed at me of course.

Love ya bitch!

Love,

Juniorcakes

"Must be from Junior if you're smiling like that" Chris pointed out.

"Like what?"

"Like nothing else in the world matters, blondie" he chuckled as he set my bags down.

"Whatever. Junior is my number two. And for your information Y2Jackass, he is being particularly funny at the moment."

My phone vibrated again in my pocket. I hadn't even sent anything back to Juniorcakes yet so I knew it wasn't from him.

"Damn blondie! You're more popular than I am!"

I just rolled my eyes at Chris. That canuk is so god damn full of himself. I chuckled as I pulled my phone out of my pocket to look at it and almost died when I saw who it was from….Matt Sydal. Didn't I just hang out with him last night?

Hey you.

Heard screaming coming from down the hall. Are you alright? Let me know. I'm a little worried.

-Matt

"Geez man. He's got it bad" I said aloud.

"Who? Junior?" Chris questioned.

"No Y2Jackass! Matt! He just texted me asking me if I was alright because he heard the screaming."

"You better text him back before he sends out a search party" Chris chuckled.

"Shut the hell up, Canadian."

Hey Matt,

Yeah about that…well. I don't really want to get into the why right now, but Randy knocked out Junior. So I punched Randy in the jaw and now I'm staying in Chris's room with him. I need some major away time from Orton or I just might kill him.

Punching out my number two isn't cool and Orton is lucky he's not dead!

-Amy

It didn't take long for Matt to answer me. Damn I'm good. This kid is clearly hooked on me. I sure as hell don't mind either. He's one hot SOB!

Hey Gorgeous,

Why don't you come down to my room for a minute so we can talk? Room 316.

-Matt

A small smile crept across my face. I think it's time Matt and I shared another "off screen" smooch. I need to figure out who the hell I want and kissing Matt will definitely help me.

"Blondie…you're up to something" Chris stated. "What are you going to do?"

"Just give Matt the best kiss of his life" I said as I stood up.

"You are just terrible" he smirked. "One kiss from you and that kid will surely collapse on the floor."

"If he does, I'll gladly catch him" I said with a wink. I checked myself out in the mirror and headed down the hall. Matt has no idea what's about to happen and I know this is going to be awesome.

It didn't take me long to reach Matt's room. I knocked on the door and patiently waited for him to answer. When he did….he was shirtless. Oh man this guy is built so very nicely. I really would like to meet his parents and thank them for creating such a sexy little stud. You know how they say good things come in small packages? That pretty much describes Matt to a tee. All I can think about as I drool over this guy is SEX. Is that bad?

"Wow you're fast" Matt smiled as he opened the door and gestured for me to come in.

"Actually Matt. I like to take things slow….real slow" I said seductively. Matt's mouth draped open and he was silent. So I went over and closed his mouth for him. He's looking at me and not saying anything. Is that sweat forming on his forehead? Damn I'm good!

"Um….well" he stammered out. "Sooooo…why did Randy punch Ted?"

Damn it. Did he have to ask me about this right now? I was just about to plat a fat kiss on him! Crap I guess I better get this shit over with. He better not gloat about how he was right either or I'm going to get fucking pissed.

"Well" I sighed. "Junior confessed his love to me last night…and Randy heard because my dumbass butt dialed him."

"Oh. Well….how do you feel about Ted?" he asked. Why the hell does this guy want to know how I feel about Junior? Oh wait. This guy likes me. Duh Amy duh!

"No idea. I need to figure it out, though" I sighed. "I will tell you one thing though. The next time I see Orton, I'm kicking his teeth down his throat for hitting my pal. I've forgiven Orton for a lot of bullshit, but this. I don't know if I can."

"Amy" Matt said as he turned my face towards his. "Just remember what I told you. I'm always going to be here for you." That statement made my heart melt, so I went in for the kill. I grabbed the back of Matt's neck and pulled his face towards mine. We engaged in a passionate kiss and I ran my hands all over his incredibly awesome upper body. Damn this kiss is getting pretty hot! Did I just take off my shirt? Oh crap.

I finally opened my eyes and Matt was just staring at me in complete awe. Pfft just wait til he sees the rest of me. He's going to enjoy the view I'll tell you that much.

"I think you should get comfortable" I smiled. Matt didn't say anything as he laid down on his bed with the cheesiest smile on his face. I've never seen such a cheesy smile in my life. Whoa what the hell happened to his pants? Damn he got those off fast. "Matt before we go any further, I just want to make sure you remember that I have no idea who I want to be with."

"I know, gorgeous" he smiled. "And that's okay. We'll always be friends."

I stood up with a smile and practically ripped my pants off. I swear to god if this isn't awesome, I'm going to kill someone. I went over and laid down next to Matt and got him in another passionate kiss. Damn I love kissing this guy. He is so romantic and passionate. I broke free of the kiss and began kissing his neck. He was squirming like a little worm on a hook. Oh man this guy has no idea that I'm a beast in bed, but he surely is about to find out now isn't he?

"Mmm that's amazing" he sighed. "Please keep going."

"Oh I will."

I continued kissing Matt all the way down his sexy body. He would occasionally giggle, groan, or sigh in complete contentedness. He obviously couldn't take it anymore, though, because he reached down and ripped off his boxer briefs. DAMN I'm impressed! That's all I have to say!

Matt reached down, grabbed me, and flipped me over. Once he was on top, he looked down at me, sighed, and kissed me. Damn that was smooth as ice! I gotta hand it to him for that. Once Matt prepared himself, we began.

"Ohhhhh Amy" he grunted.

"GOD DAMN" I screamed.

I quickly dug my nails into Matt's sexy back and he winched in slight pain, but kept going. He sure is a trooper. Man my legs are starting to hurt already. I'm getting old. This sucks!

"Shit babe I'm…..Oh god!! I love you!" he screamed.

Um excuse the hell out of me? What the hell did he just say to me? Oh crap. This was a bad idea!!

Matt collapsed on top on my chest and tried to catch his breath. Good thing I finished before he did because after he said that shit to me, I wouldn't have been able to. Man how the shit do I get myself into these situations? Oh yeah. I'm like a dude. CRAP.

"Wow" he panted. "That was amazing."

"Thanks."

"Amy is something wrong?" he asked, looking up at me with those adorable eyes of his. You're god damn right something is wrong! You told me you loved me. Geez dude. Get a hint.

"Well Matt. I wasn't really prepared for what you just said to me."

"Amy I'm sorry. I just…well. I DO love you. I know it probably won't help your current predicament, but I want to be honest with you. But I'll love you no matter who you pick" he smiled.

Why the hell is this guy smiling at me? Ugh I need to get the hell out of here and back to Y2Jackass pronto. I need my Canadian therapist.

"I appreciate that. I better get going. I don't want Chris to worry" I smiled as I got up and got dressed. "I'll see ya later okay Matt?"

"Sure" he smiled. "See ya."

With that I walked out the door and headed back down the hallway. I hope to god that Chris can help me.

I think I've just dug myself into a major hole.