Chris's POV

Damn. Blondie has been gone for a while now. Did she go back to murder Orton? No I would have heard her screaming like a banshee. I wonder where that sexy beast is.

Oh there she is. It's about damn time. Why does she look confused and pissed off at the same time? Uh oh.

"Jackass you gotta help me" she begged.

"Blondie where the heck were you? You didn't go kill Orton did you?"

"No" she sighed. "I SLEPT WITH MATT" she blurted out.

Oh geez. She did what?? Blondie blondie blondie.

"And the worst part" she said as she facepalmed "is that the guy told me he LOVED me."

"Jesus christ blondie. You're a heartbreaker! What the hell are you gonna do?!?"

"I don't know Jackass! Oh my god. This is going to be sooooo bad" she sighed.

Poor blondie. She's got crazy Orton in love with her, who goes around threatening and assaulting guys that love her. She's got that shy kid Matt, who practically dies everytime he's around her. And of course Junior, her 'number two' who finally admitted he loves her. In all honesty, I think Blondie should be with Junior. Those two are so perfect for each other, it's scary. Not only are they both completely full of themselves, but they are both hilarious. Screw this shit. I'm going to tell Blondie exactly what I think.

"Blondie. Do you want my advice on who you should be with?"

"Yes Chris. I want to know what you think. You're my pal" she told me.

"Honestly, I think you and Junior are perfect for each other. You guys are both complete jackasses" I chuckled. "Seriously though. Matt is way too quiet to be with you. I mean the guy hardly talks around you! And Randy…he's a jealous ass. You might end up putting him in the hospital!"

"I don't know if I like Junior 'like that', Chris. And Randy…ugh. I really do love that guy and he is SUPER hot" she gushed.

"Blondie you're so shallow."

"I learned from the best" she smiled. "But Randy is super jealous! I hate that shit. I wish he'd drop the jealous ass thing. Then he'd be perfect."

"There is no such thing as perfect, blondie…unless you're talking about me."

"Oh please" she scoffed as she rolled her eyes. "You are far from perfect. For one thing, you are the biggest gossip on the roster!"

"Oh oh! Look whose talking! I don't see you exactly covering your ears when I tell you the gossip!!"

"Whatever Enquirer" she chuckled. "Oh and guess who is rooming with my gang again?"

"Oh god. Not….."

"Yes Y2Jackass. Cody freaking Rhodes" she grunted. "Ugh. I think we're cool, but I still don't trust that little SOB."

"Blondie…did you ever think he acts the way he does because he likes you?"

"Christopher Keith Irvine, if you don't take that back right now, I'm going to shove my size 10 ½ boot up your ass so god damn far you'll be tasting my shoelaces for the next year" she hissed.

Holy shit. Did she just use my real AND full name? I better watch it! She apparently means business!

"I'm sorry blondie" I pouted. She looked at me and gave me that beautiful smile of hers. I knew my blondie couldn't stay mad at me!

"I hate your pout. Damn you" she chuckled. "Wanna go swimming, sexy beast?"

"Sure thing, blondie."

Blondie rummaged thru her suitcase, found her swimsuit, and went into the bathroom to change. God I feel so terrible for her. It seems like the drama has been following her the moment she signed her WWE contract. I remember the first time I met her….

*FLASHBACK*

Wow. I've never seen that blonde before! She's pretty sexy! Not that I'd cheat on my gorgeous model-like wife and the mother of my children. That blonde looks pretty interesting, though. She's covered in tattoos! Holy shit. Is she coming over here and smiling at me?

"HI! I'm Amy and you are, in fact, one sexy beast" she exclaimed. "It's so great to meet you. I used to watch you ALL THE TIME in WCW! I really miss your long hair, though. It was way sexy."

Damn this chick is definitely charming and even more gorgeous up close.

"Why thank you" I smiled. "You're pretty good looking yourself. In fact, I'd definitely classify you as a 'sexy beast' as well."

"Oh my god! Really?! I'm a sexy beast like you? I guess that makes us pals" she exclaimed. "I'm pals with Y2J! YES!"

"You're definitely my favorite fellow blonde" I grinned.

This is going great. I've got myself a new pal. She's really nice….

"Excuse ME" Randy Orton sneered as he bumped past her.

"What the FUCK is your problem you conceited son of a bitch???" she screamed. "I'll kick your ass all the way back to Saint Louis if you try that crap again!"

Randy Orton stopped, turned around, and gave that weird grin of his. I swear I see lust in her eyes right now. Even when he's being a prick, he makes women melt!

"I'd really like to see you try, sweetheart. I've got about 100 pounds on you" he smiled.

Is she marching over to him and getting up in his face? Oh CRAP. This chick is pretty ballsy!

"You name the time and place and I'll be there. I guarantee you'll be picking your teeth up off the floor when I'm done with your bitch ass" she sneered. "And you call me sweetheart one more time and I'm going to slap the taste out of your mouth!"

"You got it…sweetheart" he grinned.

*SLAP*

"How'd that feel, asshole? YOU WANT SOME MORE OF THIS MOTHER FUCKER?" she screamed.

"How dare you touch me! I'm….."

"Blah blah blah. You're the Legend Killer, a third generation superstar. I've heard it a MILLION god damn times. Broken record much, Orton?" she sneered.

"Come on, blondie. Don't let him get to you" I said as I went over and pulled her back. "He's an assclown. In fact, he's the king of assclowns!"

She laughed hysterically as Randy stood there, completely dumbfounded that I defended the new girl instead of him. After all, we were friends and had been for a long while.

"Gee thanks Chris. You're a real pal" Randy grunted. "This isn't over, baby. Not by a long shot. You better remember my name."

"And why's that Orton?" she laughed.

"Because you'll be screaming it soon enough" he smiled.

"As IF" she sneered. "I'm out, Y2J. I've reached my bullshit limit with Orton around."

She turned around and walked away, her large combat boots echoing thru the hall.

"Why were you being such a prick to my new friend, Orton?"

"Because she won't sleep with me, Irvine. No Diva has resisted the charms of the Lady Killer."

"Looks like she is. In fact, I'd say she hates your guts seeing as how she slapped the taste out of your mouth and threatened to kick your ass."

A small smile crept over his lips. God that shit is CREEPY.

"She'll love me soon enough."

*END FLASHBACK*

And here we are, only a few short months later and Orton was right. She does indeed love him.

"What are you thinking about, Chris?" Amy asked as she came out of the bathroom.

"The first time we met" I smiled. "You were really charming with me."

"Of course I was" she grinned. "I'm charming…and so very ravishing."

"I know, blondie. Let's go."

With that, we headed out of our room and down to the pool. I'm really hoping there isn't going to be any drama down there. I don't think poor Blondie could take anymore today!

We finally reached the pool and sat down in two lawn chairs that were right next to each other.

"WIFEY!"

"Juniorkins!"

Geez look at these two. I swear they're perfect for each other. Damn blondie is holding on to him for dear life. Is she nuzzling her face into his neck? DAMN! Ted looks like he's about to explode with happiness!

"I miss you! Baby come back" Ted sang.

"Oh Junior" she sighed. "So…how's Cody?"

"He's just fine wifey" Ted groaned. "In fact, he was ripping into Randy today for being an idiot with you!"

"Really?" Amy asked obviously surprised. "Wow. Maybe he really HAS changed. Is it sudden cold in here? I think hell is freezing over."

"You're such a BIATCH" Ted chuckled. "Wifey I can tell by the look in your eyes you did something today…or should I say someone."

"God damn it Junior" Amy groaned. "How did you know?"

"Because" Ted smiled. "You had that same look in your eyes after you hooked up with me."

"I assure you you were much better" she flirted. "But yeah. I hooked up with a certain high flyer who, by the way, told me he loved me DURING…ya know."

"Shut the hell up! Are you serious?" Ted exclaimed.

"Totally" Amy sighed. "It was pretty enjoyable til he said those three words."

"Oh man wifey" Ted told her. "I think you opened Pandora's Box!"

"Shut up asshole" she said as she smacked his arm. "This is so not cool."

"I'm sorry wifeycakes" Ted pouted. "I was just teasing you."

"I know" she smiled. "But I like it when you tease me."

"Oh baby" Ted exclaimed. "I'll definitely tease your fine ass anytime you want!"

God these two are HORRIBLE. They really should get a room and just do it again already. The amount of sexual tension between the two of them is kind of sickening!

"Hey blondie" I shouted. "How about we go out tonight for some drinks?"

"I'd love to, sexy beast" she exclaimed. "Care to join us, Juniorkins?"

"Of course I would" Ted smiled. "And I'm sure everyone else would, too."

"Ugh I guess" Amy groaned. "But Orton better not talk to me or I'll kick his ass. I haven't forgotten what he did to my Junior" Amy said as she brushed her hand on Ted's face.

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"Come on Chris" Amy shouted. "I need the bathroom!"

"I'm fixing my luscious locks, blondie! Great things take time you know!"

"You better get the hell out of there so I can change and fix myself up" she demanded. "You've been in there for over 20 minutes fixing your damn hair!"

"You're such an assclown, blondie" I said with a smile as I opened the door.

"Kiss my ass, Jericho" she snickered.

"Blondie stop throwing yourself at me! I'm a married man!"

Blondie just rolled her eyes and smiled as she walked past me.

After about 20 minutes, she finally came out of the bathroom. And man is she looking saucy tonight! Her makeup is always simple, but very elegant at the same time. No wonder Junior is in love with her!

"Bout time blondie. Ready to go?"

"Yes Y2Jackass" she smiled.

Summary: I hope you guys enjoyed the first person POV chapters! The next chapter will be bck to the third person point of view and the drama will surely continue!! Remember the more reviews I get, the more I wanna write! :D