Amy shot Randy a glare across the table. If looks could kill, he would definitely be pushing up daises. Everyone could sense the tension between the two of them including Cody.

"Soooo" Cody piped up. "How have you been Amy?" He knew she hadn't been good. In fact, he knew about all the drama currently going on in her life, but he was committed to making a change and being nice to her. Besides, she was pals with his new lady and she told him that if he didn't make nice, she'd beat his ass.

"Oh. Um. Just fine Cody. And yourself?" Amy asked politely.

"I'm good. Starting dating Elizabeth you know and things are going pretty good so far" he smiled. "She's a nice girl."

"Wow you and Beth? That's sort of….unexpected" Amy chuckled.

"Yeah I know. We just started talking and things just clicked you know" Cody smiled.

"Well I'm happy for you, but you break my girl's heart and I'll break your nose" Amy laughed.

"That's about the 5th time I've heard that" Cody smiled. "I think all of my body parts have been threatened with breakage now."

"That's how the Divas roll. Mess with one and you mess with all of us" Amy smirked.

Dave looked at his best friend and gave her a loving smile. He knew that was all too true. During the whole Melina disaster, he learned that first hand. Of course, that was way before Amy had come bounding into his life. He'd changed a great deal because of her. He was no longer the womanizing Animal that all the gossip sites wrote about. He was a changed man and he was committed to finding 'the one' instead of 'the one for right now.' He was too old to be a player and his kids were pretty sick of the revolving door that had become his love life. He'd pretty much been with all the Divas on the roster. He was really starting to like Barb a lot which was very unusual for him. The most important thing, though, was that Amy and Barb got along great. He'd never be with a woman who didn't like his bestie and he knew she'd never be with a guy that didn't like him…and Junior of course.

"So bestie. What do you REALLY want for your birthday? I've only got a month to give you something truly spectacular" Dave grinned.

"Well you're my BEST FRIEND. You're supposed to know me better than anyone, dorkasaurus" Amy chuckled. "Get me whatever you want. I know I'll love it if it's from you."

"Awwww" Dave sighed. "I love you bestie."

"I love you too, bestie."

"Ahem Amy" Chris piped up. "Hottie high flyer at ten o clock and it looks like he's heading this way."

"Oh you have GOT to be kidding me" Amy groaned. "I swear to Lemmy if you move from your spot, bestie, I'll kill you in your sleep."

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Amy's POV

I am really not in the mood for this shit. Why must Matt stalk me like this? I'm out with my friends and trying to avoid the drama. How the hell am I supposed to avoid it when he insists on hanging out with me and my friends? Oh christ he's sitting down…NEXT TO RANDY. Oh my god this is awkward as hell. Is Matt talking to me?

"Amy are you alright?" he asked me.

No I am not alright you moron. You're sitting next to Randy fucking Orton! How the hell am I supposed to be alright? That guy wants to murder you in your fucking sleep and you're being dumb enough to sit next to him! Did you smoke a fat crack rock before you came out tonight? You're clearly high if you're sitting next to the other guy that loves me!

"Oh sorry. I was just spacing out."

"Wifey you're always spacing out" Junior laughed. "Typical dumb ass blonde!"

"Hey! You shut up about blondes, Junior" Chris piped up. "You're just jealous because we're better looking! Right blondie?"

"You know it, Chris! Junior, don't be such a hater. I know you're jealous that I am so very ravishing, but come on!"

"Oh I KNOW how ravishing you are wifey" Junior smiled. Oh god. I love his smile. He looks so arrogant and yet totally sexy at the same time. God I want to jump his bones right fuckin now.

"Damn Junior. You're more bangin' than a gun range tonight!"

Junior burst into uncontrollable laughter.

"That was smooth as silk, wifeycakes" he grinned. "You really should write a book."

As I sat there and smiled at my precious Junior I couldn't help but wonder….

Am I falling for my best friend? Is it possible to be in love with two guys at once?

Oh my god my head is spinning like mad right now. I clearly need more booze.

"I know Junior" I said confidently. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to buy my numero uno a drink here. Come on bestie."

I think my bestie knew I wanted to talk to him away from everyone because he gave me a knowing look. Since we've become inseparable, we've developed several looks for many different situations including the 'pretend we're together so this person will GTFO me' look, the 'this conversation is boring as shit' look, and of course the 'I'm buying you a drink so we can talk alone' look.

"Alright bestie" Dave said as we sat at the bar. "What's wrong?"

"Oh gee bestie I don't know. It could be that Matt is sitting next to Randy or the fact that I think I may be in love with both Randy and Junior. Take your pick!"

"Ah. Those both suck" Dave stated. "Wait a minute. Are you finally admitting you love Junior in 'that way', bestie?"

"Don't give me the 'I told you so' bullshit, bestie. I'm not in the mood. Yes. I think I may in fact be in love with both of them."

My best friend just sat there and stared at me in shocked silence. Do I hear crickets chirping?

"Ok I'm going to help you out as usual" Dave smiled. "Why don't you tell me what you love about both of them and we'll figure this out."

Did I mention I love this guy to death? He really is very intelligent. I don't think many people give him the chance to prove that. They all think he's just a big meat head with no intelligent thoughts running thru his head. They just don't know him like I do.

"Well" I sighed. "I guess I'll start with Junior. He's really funny, witty, and pretty damn charming if I do say so myself. Oh and he's great in bed and is a total stud."

"Ew ew" Dave gagged. "I REALLY did not need to know that last part, bestie! T.M.I!!"

"Oh grow up, asshole. Anyways I love Randy because he makes me feel sexy and alive. He treats me like I'm the only woman in his world and man he is the most gorgeous thing walking this planet."

"Ok Captain Shallow" Dave sighed. "Now how about what you don't like about them?"

"Well, we both know that Randy is a jealous asshole and he goes around threatening guys and beating them up. His jealously streak makes my blood boil! And Junior…well. Sometimes it seems like he's a little too into me and I don't know if our relationship would be very exciting. I mean I haven't fought with the guy at all since we became BFFs!"

"I know" Dave smiled. "You two are way too much alike. It's kind of sickening. But anyway I think if you pick Randy you need to lay down the law BIG TIME. Don't let him push you around or beat up guys because I swear I will kick his ass for that shit. I may have known him for longer but you are my best friend. As for Junior, well. He's a great kid and I know he loves you and cares about you a lot, but I think your relationship might fizzle out eventually. Like you said, it might not be exciting enough. But just because it's not exciting enough doesn't mean it's not the best choice."

God damn it. I really hate when bestie gets all philosophical on my ass. Why can't he just be, like, dumb or something? I understand what he's trying to say, though.

"You're right" I sighed. "But I feel like my heart is pulling me in two different directions. And then there's poor Matt."

"Yeah he's a nice kid" Dave stated. "But I know it freaks you out when guys drop the L-Bomb too fast. It scared you off didn't it?"

"Pretty much, dude. I know me and him are in that storyline together and we've been hanging out a lot. But god damn dude. The L-Bomb is not okay. Anyway we better get back to the table. Chris looks like he's about to die."

I got up and linked arms with my best friend as we headed back over to the table. Before I sat down, I gave him a kiss on the cheek and whispered 'thank you' in his ear. He gave me a reassuring smile and sat down next to me.

"Ayatollah" I screamed. "How is my favorite fellow blonde and sexy beast this fine evening?"

"Just fine, blondie. By the way your makeup is really sexy tonight" Chris smiled. "That red looks way cool."

"Thanks sexy beast. It was actually pretty easy after I watched this tutorial."

"He's right" Matt chimed in. "It really brings out your eyes."

"Wifey" Ted sighed. "Your eyes are as blue as a bottle of bombay sapphire."

"Oh my gosh Junior. You are so romantic and charming tonight. Comparing my eyes to a bottle of gin is beyond romantic."

"That's why I love you wifey" Ted smiled. "You're a boozehound."