Amy's POV

Man I am stoked about getting this new piercing. It's been quite some time since I got one and I'm definitely due. I swear this is my last one. Of course, I said that when I got my first piercing and I obviously haven't stopped seeing as how I have four of them now.

This little excursion is a bit awkward to say the least. Randy, Ted, AND Matt all decided they wanted to tag along. Oh great. Three guys who are in love with me are all hanging out with me at the same god damn time. I am so thrilled. Really.

"This looks like a good place" I said as I stopped in front of a tattoo parlor.

"After you wifeycakes" Ted said as he opened the door for me. And they say chivalry is dead.

I went over to the counter and informed the heavily tattooed (and rather sexy) guy what I wanted done. He gave me a flirty smile and told me he was going to set everything up and that he'd come back to get me. I smiled and watched the hot guy walk away from me as I bit my lip and raised my eyebrows.

"Hot damn" I grunted, obviously a little too loud.

"Wifey you were totally checking him out! I saw that look" Junior smirked.

"Shut UP Junior."

About 10 minutes later, the tattooed hunk came back out and told me he was all ready for me. He's clearly not, seeing as how he's not naked. Oh man. I'm terrible aren't I?

"You look really familiar" he said as I sat down on the chair. "Are you a pro wrestler?"

"Yeah I am. I wrestle for the WWE."

"I knew I recognized your tattoos and beautiful face" he smiled. "You're Amy right?"

"That's me."

"It's great to meet you Amy. I'm Paul" he grinned. "Think I could get a picture when we're done here?"

"Of course. Anything for a fan."

Especially when it's the hottest fan I've ever seen. Oh thank god I did not say that outloud!!! This guy is pretty damn hot. Jesus. My love life is a complete mess as it is, though. I don't need to add this hunky ass guy to the mix.

Before I knew it, he was done piercing my lip. He put a stud in it instead because it was better for the overall healing process.

"Thank you very much, Paul. How much do I owe you?"

"For you" he smiled. "I think 20 bucks and that picture with me will be just fine."

Man my life sure is rough sometimes isn't it? I get a discount on piercings just for being myself on TV. I really love the hell out of my job sometimes. Ok ok. I love it all the time. It's great.

We left the room and headed back up front. Paul is totally checking me out right now too. Oh man. My ego is increasing by the second! If it keeps growing, it might not fit in this shop. Hell it might not even fit on this block!

"So what do you boys think?"

"Way hot. I'm right as usual" Randy smirked.

"Damn wifey. That's sexy as hell" Ted smiled.

"You're even more beautiful" Matt sighed.

Geez. It seems like Matt still hasn't given up on me. I will admit he is a sweet guy and extremely hot, but he got attached a little too fast for my liking. I appreciate that he was honest, but man. It really scared me. BAD.

"Will one of you snap a picture of me and Paul?"

"Allow me, wifeycakes" Ted smiled. God. Ted is so freaking hot right now. I still can't believe that we've even hooked up. I would definitely classify that as a job perk, in more ways that one! Ha ha ha! After Ted snapped the picture, I gave Paul his camera back with a friendly and rather flirty smile on my face.

"Thanks a lot, Paul."

"Anything for you, Amy. Feel free to come back when you're in town again" he smiled as he wiggled his eyebrows at me. I pretty much want to start drooling on myself right now. Geez.

Once me and the boys walked out of the shop, Ted burst into laughter. In fact, he looks like he is about to die from laughing so hard.

"What is so damn funny, Junior?"

"That guy was all over you like a hooker on the Sunset Strip" he got out between laughs. "I'm surprised he didn't try to get your digits!"

"Unlike you Juniorkins, he has class!"

"What do you mean I don't have class? Baby I'm priceless!"

"Not even close, Junior."

Ted playfully rolled his eyes at me, but offered a friendly smile afterwards to let me know he was joking around. I really love the shit out of him. After all, he's my number two. But Randy…I'm really starting to think he's "the one." We have gone thru so much together since I started wrestling for the WWE. We've gone from arch enemies…to lovers…to me hating him…and back to well whatever the hell we are right now. All I know is I'm still confused as hell right now. Who the hell am I meant to be with? I think I know who and I know he's going to be happy.

Unfortunately, I am about to break someone's heart.

We got back to the hotel just a little while later. I am so exhausted and ready for a nap. And ready to avoid dealing with the decision I've made for right now. Besides, I think I need some counseling from Y2Jackass and my bestie of course. I decided I was going to send my bestie a text message and ask him to meet up for a late lunch so we can talk.

"Always texting" Ted said with a smile. "You're attached to that damn Rumor of yours. It is hella ghetto compared to my Palm!"

"What the hell ever Junior" I said as I stuck out my tongue. "I don't need all that fancy shit you have. I can still check my Myspace AND Facebook from this phone you know."

"You have more friends than me on there" Ted pouted. "I'm jealous."

"It's because I'm a face Juniorkins" I smiled. "If the fans knew the real you, you'd be as popular as I am."

"Awwwww" Ted sighed. "You're so sweet."

My phone buzzed a few seconds later with a text from my best friend:

Sure bestie. I'll meet you downstairs in the restaurant in a few minutes. Love you.

Love

Bestie

I smiled happily to myself. My best friend means everything to me and man I don't know what I'd do without him.

"Well I'll see you guys later" I smiled. "I'm going to lunch with bestie."

"Have a good time wifey" Ted smirked. "I'll see you later."

"See ya sweetheart" Randy grinned. "Try not to clean out the restaurant okay?"

"Yeah yeah yeah" I groaned. "I only did that once!"

"I, um" Matt stammered. "Guess I'll see ya later Amy."

"Uh yeah. See ya Matt."

Can we say AWKWARD? Thank god I am going to lunch with my best friend. I am about to lose my mind!!! I quickly made my way towards the hotel restaurant. I clearly wasn't paying attention because I ran into someone and landed flat on my ass.

"Oooof! Sorry" I grunted. "I wasn't paying attention."

"That's okay sweetheart" a southern accent told me. "I never mind when a beautiful woman runs into me."

I can feel my eyes about to fall out of my head because I know that voice anywhere. Slowly, I lifted my eyes up and met the most gorgeous green ones I'd ever seen…and they belonged to Jeff freaking Hardy. I have a feeling my love life is about to get even more complicated than it already is.