Amy's POV
Thank the lord I am meeting up with my best friend right now. I am seriously going batty bat shit crazy. Why the hell did I have to meet Jeff Hardy when my love life resembles a car accident?
"Hey bestie" Dave smiled. "How are you?"
"Uh. Well…"
"Oh christ" my best friend groaned. "What now?"
"Just when I think I have it all figured out, I run into Jeff freakin Hardy."
"Shitsicles" Dave exclaimed. "Did you molest him?"
I shot my best friend an evil glare across the table. Note to self: kill my best friend later. Stupid idiot.
"No I didn't 'molest him' assface. In fact, he asked me out and I told him no."
"I'm sorry" Dave said as he put his hand up to his ear. "Did I just hear you say you refused a date with Jeff Hardy, who is, according to you, 'the sexiest high flyer ever'?"
"Well like duh obviously bestie. My love life is a fucking mess as it is. Can you imagine the drama if I added Jeff to that mix? It'd be like an episode of Maury on crack!"
"I love Maury" my best friend laughed. "Best show ever."
"You are such an idiot!!"
"But you love me."
"I don't know why I love a big, dumb animal so damn much."
"Because we go together like French fries and ketchup, bestie."
"I know. So anyway…"
"Yes bestie" Dave nodded as he looked at the menu. "Please continue."
"So I refused a date with Jeff Hardy and I pretty much want to die. Ugh I hate my life!"
"Damn bestie" Dave sighed. "So you said you had it all figured out. Is Jeff Hardy really going to affect that?"
"I can't let it" I sighed. "Even if he is GORGEOUS."
"Bestie you are so shallow" Dave chuckled. Just then the waitress came up and took our order. We both ordered hamburgers and French fries. "So anyway, are you going to tell your best friend your decision?"
"I think I still need to think about it for another day or two, but I think I know what to do. First step is getting out of that storyline with Matt."
"Pfft good luck bestie" Dave scoffed. "They never let people out of anything."
"I know. But I think I can reason with Steph."
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House show; Two hours later
I arrived at the arena with my favorite fellow blonde Y2Jackass just a few hours later.
"Blondie are you going to share my lockerroom or are you gonna go cackle with the hens?" Chris chuckled.
"I think I might do some cackling, Jackass. I have a lot to cackle about you know."
"Oh I know" Chris smiled. "I heard you made up your mind."
"God damn it Irvine! Do you know everything?"
"Pretty much blondie" he grinned. "You know this."
"Whatever. Anyway I need to go talk to Steph and get out of my little storyline first. Then my head will be completely clear aside from the fact that I met Jeff Hardy."
"I heard about that blondie" Chris chuckled. "I was surprised you didn't tackle him and unleash yourself on him!"
"You're so crass. Anyway I'll see you in a little bit. I'm going to go talk Steph."
"Good luck blondie" Chris called out.
With that I turned around and left Chris's lockerroom. I hope that I can reason with Steph. I have to get out of this storyline with Matt or I will NEVER be able to maintain my sanity! How would I be able to? Matt is crazy about me! Great. Now I am starting to get a headache. I really shouldn't think so much. It is clearly bad for my health.
I walked down the hall in search of Steph's office. She always has her office in freaking Narnia I thought to myself. After what seemed like forever, I finally reached her office and knocked on the door. I heard her tell me to come in.
"I'll see you later babe. Love you" Paul said as he kissed her cheek. "Oh hey Amy. I haven't seen you in a while. How are you?"
"I'm good Paul. How are you?"
"Just fine. I'm gonna go spend some time with the girls" he said with a smile. "See ya 'round, kiddo."
I really hate when he calls me kiddo. It drives me nuts. Paul was out the door a few seconds later and closed it behind him. I went over to the chair and sat down.
"So what's up Amy? You seem a bit exhausted" Steph questioned.
"I am Steph. This whole Randy-Ted-Matt thing is driving me insane. I told Matt I don't feel the same way about him and I think I pretty much broke his heart."
"Well that happens" she sighed. "He'll get over it eventually. So what about Randy and Ted?"
"I told them both how I feel, but I think I've finally made up my mind. Steph I came to ask you…"
"If you can get out of your storyline with Matt? It's already in the works, Amy" Steph smiled.
"Have I told you lately you're my favorite boss?"
"Well I may not be your favorite for long. You're turning heel and joining Legacy" she said nervously. "It was Dad's idea, not mine. Paul and I tried to reason with him, but he pretty much refused. He doesn't know what's going on with you, Ted, and Randy."
I'm joining LEGACY?? The group that both of the guys I love are in? Are you kidding me?? Oh my god. Someone please shoot me!!!
"There is one perk to this, Amy" Steph smiled.
"I really don't see any perk Steph."
"Amy. Legacy is going to 'help' you win your first Divas championship" she told me.
I'm going to be the Divas champion?? Are you serious? This is pretty unexpected. I've been in WWE for over a year now and never thought I'd hold the gold.
"I have no idea what to say."
"I told my dad that if he's gonna turn you heel and throw you into the biggest heel group on our roster that you should at least get some gold around your waist" Steph smiled. "I figured it might soften the blow of being in a stable with Ted and Randy."
"A pay increase would soften it even more."
Steph smiled at me and shook her head. "You make more than a lot of the Divas as it is, Amy. But that was a nice try."
I smiled at Steph, stood up, and gave her a long hug.
"Thanks boss."
"It's no problem at all, Amy" she smiled. "Chris Irvine told me what was going on and said that you're pretty much losing it. I don't want that to happen. I may be your boss, but I'm your friend too and I care about you."
Man do I love Y2Jackass. I will have to thank him profusely later. Maybe I'll buy him some new hair products! He would love me for the rest of his life.
"Well thank you Steph. I'll see ya later. I need to get ready for my match."
"Bye Amy. And remember: Matt is coming out there with you and Legacy is going to come out and watch from the ramp" Steph called out.
I walked out the door with a smile on my face, but it disappeared when I saw Matt coming down the hall, looking like he'd been kicked in the chest. I feel so bad, but what did he expect? Should I talk to him and try to explain things? I'm not sure if I want to. Oh crap. Is he walking towards me?? No no no!!
"Hey Amy" Matt sighed. "I take it you had a meeting with Stephanie too?"
"Yeah I did. Apparently I'm turning heel. But there is one good thing."
"What's that?" he sighed.
"I'm going to win the Divas Championship."
Matt's depressed demeanor suddenly changed and he got a huge smile on his adorable face.
"Wow she didn't tell me about that" he smiled. "Congratulations Amy. You deserve it."
"Thanks Matt. Anyway I need to go meet up with the girls and chit chat. I'll see you out there though."
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Matt's POV
I pretty much saw this coming from a mile away: I am out of the storyline with Amy. I don't want to make assumptions, but I have a feeling she requested to get out of the storyline due to my, um, love confession.
Truth be told, I had been hoping to stay in this thing with Amy so I could try to win her heart. But apparently, that is not going to happen. To say that I am sad would be the understatement of the year. I have been crazy about Amy since I met her in the elevator that night. Not that I haven't seen her around before that. Trust me. I'D SEEN HER. But I was so intimidated by her incredible looks that I never could muster up the courage to talk to her. Plus the fact that she is never without at least one of the following people: Ted DiBiase Jr, Dave Bautista, and of course Randy freaking Orton.
I have talked to both Ted and Dave before and they seem really nice (although I will admit Dave is REALLY intimidating!), but I have NEVER liked Randy Orton. From the moment I debuted in WWE, I have pretty much hated that son of a bitch. I know the only reason he wants to be cool with me is because he's trying to impress Amy. It is only a matter of time before he breaks her heart.
But I am happy that Amy is finally going to get a championship. If anyone on the roster deserves it, it's definitely her. Not that the other Divas aren't good, but I think Amy is way better than they are. I haven't seen a high flying Diva on RAW since Lita left. Not that I know Lita personally or anything, but she was amazing.
Anyway, I think another reason Amy stands out so much is because she is so different than all of the other Divas. Amy is covered in tattoos and piercings and she listens to some pretty crazy sounding metal. Even though I don't like her kind of music, I can appreciate that she is so different. I think she actually thrives off of being different.
I am still pretty bummed out about this thing though and I hope no one can tell because really. I don't want to talk about it.
"Hey kid" a voice called out behind me. "What's the matter?"
I turned around and there before me stands Chris Irvine, or as Amy so affectionately calls him, Y2Jackass.
"Eh. Creative is ending the storyline with me and Amy" I sighed. "Only good thing is she's getting the Divas Championship."
"Well it's about time they gave it to my pal Blondie" Chris exclaimed. "But...uh…I'm sorry they're ending your on screen romance."
"Me too. But it panned out just like real life. I was stupid to think I could ever have her."
"You weren't being stupid" Chris sighed as he patted me on the back. "Blondie liked you…but her heart belongs to Randy."
"And Junior."
"Yeah and Junior" Chris laughed. "Anyway I think Blondie has made up her mind, but she's not telling anyone yet. If I don't find out soon, I'm going to explode."
"Um Chris? I doubt she's going to tell you first. In fact, I'm pretty sure she'll try to keep it from you as long as possible. You're kind of a gossip."
"Why Matt" Chris gasped. "I am offended!"
"No you're not Chris."
"You're right. I'm not" he smiled. "Anyway I need to go get something to eat. I'll see ya later."
Chris turned around and walked away. As I stood in the hall, I couldn't help but think about how I wouldn't be kissing Amy for too much longer. With a heavy sigh, I headed towards my locker room to get ready. I think for the sake of my mental health, I need to give up on Amy.
