Chapter Eighteen Breakfast, Besties and Gnomes
Darcy was quite proud of herself she was half way through Thor's stash of hard ales and she was yet to be fall on her ass drunk. Giggly tipsy yes but definitely not drunk.
"I think it is time for a feast." He said and Darcy agreed if she drank anymore one of the two things would happen. She'd either end up dancing on the table in her underwear or drunk dialing Steve she wasn't sure which would be worse. So she followed Thor out of the tower, and to go feast as he proclaimed. They ended up at Denny's of all places and it took her every ounce of will power she had not to laugh at the look on the waitress face as Thor ordered. It was fun to see the wide eyed shell shocked waitress scamper off.
" How is my dear Jane lady Darcy were you not staying with her in London?" he asked as he gulped down his coffee, the waitress had been smart enough to leave the whole carafe.
" I was, but I came back to the states because my sister was having a baby. It's a girl by the way, and I'll be staying in D.C. to help." She said as she added a third sugar packet to her coffee, Thor smiled brightly at her.
" Congratulations to your lady sister children are Wonders." he said, and Darcy raised an eyebrow she always wondered if Thor had any children like the Norse mythologies claimed he did. Jane would freak if she knew Darcy had asked him but she couldn't curb her curiosity anymore.
" Do you got any kids biceps?" she asked
" Nay, but i have a menagerie of nieces and nephews my brother was found of odd sex." Darcy choked on her coffee a little she'd forgotten Thor had no filter just like she did. he also seemed so sad talking about his brother she knew he was still hurting after Loki's death.
"I'm sorry your bat shit crazy brother died." she blurted she knew Thor wouldn't mind her being unfiltered, she really was sorry his brother died she never met the dude but other than being bat shit crazy. She figured he was misunderstood and jealous of Thor, wasn't that like a normal brother?
"Thank you for your condolences lady Darcy i know you truly mean them. I find that I feel close to you, what dose the man of iron call it." he scratched his chin and thought for a moment "Besties". Darcy laughed loudly and nodded
"Yeah Best friends, I feel the same I love Jane she's kooky but i'm more care taker. Now that i'm closer we can hang more when your not killing villains and shit." Thor laughed and smiled just as three waitresses with trays appeared with there food.
Walking back to the tower feeling stuffed Darcy was wondering how Thor ate the way he did with out getting mondo love handles. Just as they were crossing the street to get to the tower a large plastic pink flamingo that looked like it had rabies came running across the street flanked by what looked like killer garden gnomes.
" What the hell?" Darcy shrieked as a gnome launched at her she swinging her purse knock it back.
" It's because of an Asgardian trinket." Thor kicked a flamingo raised his hand and his hammer came flying down and instantly he was in his amour.
" Go my lady I'll take care of these creatures" Thor growled out Darcy nodded and ran towards the tower. As she was nearing the towers doors she noticed an old couple fighting off a flamingo she couldn't let them get munched so she yanked her taser out of her purse and shot the pink lawn ornament full of juice it twitched keeled over and melted slightly.
" Go into the tower" she said the couple scuddled past her as another flamingo lunged at kicked it hard and sent it flying just as another came from the side and sunk teeth into her ankle. she shrieked trying to shake it off when from the corner of her eye she noticed she was surrounded.
"Frack" she said out loud still shaking her leg when a loud squawk caught her attention. A mass of white and pale pink feathers came charging towards her and slammed into the plastic flamingos. It turned towards her it was a real flamingo, a gnome launched at it and Darcy kicked it and grabbed the stupid Bird under her arm and running as fast as her bitten ankle would allow.
" You stupid fracking mingo you almost got munched." it squawked sounding almost indigent she tripped and went down hitting her head hard on the pavement making her see stars.
"Shit" they were going to get munched she pulled the fracking flamingo close and tried to protect it and her head. She felt the plastic garden horrors start pecking and kicking her, even though her head was spinning she kicked out hard. If they were going to munch on her like compies on a Jurassic park movie she was going to make it damn hard. Just then a soft whoosh sound and the feel of air and something red, white and blue smashed into all the flamingos and gnomes.
"Oh thank Thor." she said as the darkness washed over her.
Hey Guys and Dolls, I hoped you liked this chapter it was fun to write, next time Steve 's point of view and any suggestions on what i should name the fracking flamingo that saved Darcy? Please review they make me super happy- love Dizzy.
