Author's note: this list is always here

Note #2: I do not own any characters or book series this is a fan fiction

Note#3 : character personalities and traits may slightly differ from their respective books this is a fan fiction.

Note#4 : any comedy or jokes is not meant to put down any racial or ethnic human group.

Note #5 :

disregard some things from the previous one I changed some stuff

Note#6: chat room this time!

Today's characters are: Guardians: Soren and Nyra

Sight and Fire Bringer: Fell and Morgra

Warriors: Bluestar , Jayfeather, Scourge , Tigerstar

Redwall: Martin and Gabool

Authors: Mosshadow and Brightclaw

Chat room!

Mosshadow-moderator has logged on.

Mosshadow: hello, today we will chatting online because our studio is still being repaired from Edward. Okay guys you can log in now.

Jayfeather has logged on.

Purity has logged on.

I-am-not-a-vampire has logged on.

I-hate-bells has logged on.

I-like-killing-people has logged on.

I-have-a-big-sword has logged on.

Brightclaw-editor has logged on.

Soren has logged on.

Satanism-doesn't-work has logged on.

I-want-revenge! Has logged on.

Mosshadow: er ….. why not just log on normally?

Satanism-doesn't-work: you can't tell who we are , thats why! (:

Jayfeather: you're Morgra and Purity is Nyra, the guy who wrote stuff about vampires is obviously Fell.

Soren: the one with the sword is obvoiusly Martin and bells is Gabool since he so insane about killing bells and the last one is Tiggy.

Brightclaw: or Morgra.

Mosshadow: nahh it's Tiggy. And the final one is Scourge.

Jayfeather: everyone log in normally please!

A few minutes later.......

Fell: okay we're all log in normally.

Mosshadow: I also decided to streamline the show by changing the characters.

Bluestar: aka he cut the character list in half because it was to hard to write for so many people.

Jayfeather: time to begin.

Soren: let's start with mail.

Martin: the first letter is from Harry potter. It says, thank you for getting my wand back from Edward. I can make a guest appearance.

Scourge: who is this Pot ?

Bluestar: probably the worlds most popular book character.

Scourge: why not me?

Fell: cause you're evil and stupid!

Jayfeather: even now everyone demonizes you for bedtime stories.

Gabool: bells , bells, bells,bells , bells, bells ,bells , bells, bells ,bells , bells, bells, bells , bells, bells, bells , bells, bells, bells , bells, bells ,bells , bells, bells.

Morgra: stop typing you idiot!

Fell: and they use me for stories too! What did I do?

Morgra: your fur is black.

Fell: sigh

Morgra: why did you type sigh?

Martin: and that's the only letter we have!

Jayfeather: on to callers. The first is McHeath the wolf from the guardians of ga'hoole.

Brightclaw: log him in!

Nyra: Mcheath from the Legends! Yay !

Soren: oh I remember! The stupid *&(*&^%$!

Mosshadow: um right...

Mcheath has logged in.

McHeath: first, can Morgra log off for a sec?

Morgra: WTF?

Jayfeather: fine, log off Morgra.

McHeath: and DO NOT LOOK AT THE SCREEN!

Morgra has logged off.

McHeath: anyway, Fell, I think your aunt is really hot and good looking! Can you hook me up ?

Fell: despite the fact we beat the crap out of you in Torture with Twilight?

McHeath: no hard feelings.

Jayfeather: liar.

Soren: liar.

Bluestar: liar.

Several lines down.

Brightclaw: liar and stupid idiot!

McHeath: fine but I need a mate because everyone left me or got killed in accidents.

Soren: you murdered them!

McHeath: oh come on! Why would I do that?

Soren: besides you're dead! I suppose the wolf god hasn't been pleased with you.

Jayfeather: don't you have a hell to go to?

Nyra: please join me in my quest for purity!

Mosshadow: besides Morgra is barren. Aka infertile!

Morgra has logged on.

Morgra: I heard that! And every one knows McHeath is a playboy! Who goes around getting Drappas and abusing them!

Martin: and that's not a joke. It's the truth.

McHeath: well come on chick, not like anybody else would take someone who is as pathetic as you !

Fell: ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE?

Morgra: WTH you're pushing it!

Mcheath: and you're pushing my patience , take it or leave it!

Morgra: fine! Wink wink!

Morgra has logged off.

Fell: hey, what about Tsarr?!

Jayfeather: what did she mean by wink wink?

McHeath: wow how did you get to the cave of souls so quickly? Bribed spirit immigration? Hey wait why are you looking at me like you're about to kill me ? OH NO!

McHeath has logged off.

Fell: I don't feel sorry for him.

Scourge: and the next guest is-.

Scourge: it appears we have no more guests.

Jayfeather: how about a discussion?

Morgra has logged in.

Morgra: that was an easy kill! LOL!

Fell: SIGH SIGH SIGH.

Morgra: maybe I overreacted.

Soren : let's talk about real world poverty.

Brightclaw: I going to give EVERYONE a big hug!

Mosshadow: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Brightclaw has logged off.

Jayfeather: okay then, how about we talk about the causes of world poverty.

Bluestar: poverty is when people cannot get enough food or have adequate shelter.

Martin: and almost a billion people live on a dollar a day. If you are reading this fanfiction you are among the richest people in the world.

Soren : poverty is usually caused by political problems. Most poor countries have defunct or corrupt government not doing enough to help their people.

Scourge: this is boring why should care about these people! It's their fault!

Scourge has logged off.

Nyra: it's their fault let them rot!

Nyra has logged off.

Tigerstar has logged off.

Fell: thats not true, we should show them compassion.

Mosshadow: a lot of people are in poverty because of exploitation from businesspersons.

Jayfeather: poverty is not natural we should strive to keep people out of poverty.

Soren: we should answer the question.

Morgra: we should care because they are living beings and don't deserve to die from malnutrition or disease.

Martin: it can financially be justified because people living in squalor are breeding grounds for disease. Which will spread to others making more medical bills. Prevention is as good as treatment.

Soren: to reduce poverty, education is needed because people can learn how to work higher paying jobs. Political reform may also be needed to reduce corruption.

Fell: we're out of time!

Jayfeather: well here are some websites about poverty that you may want to check out after reading this fanfiction.

Stand Up Take Action

Free The Children

The Hunger Site

Transaid - transport for life

Mosshadow: while this fanfiction is for your enjoyment please check out these sites and donate to organizations like the red cross or UNESCO. Bye!