Author's note: this list is always here
Note #2: I do not own any characters or book series this is a fan fiction
Note#3 : character personalities and traits may slightly differ from their respective books this is a fan fiction.
Note#4 : any comedy or jokes is not meant to put down any racial or ethnic human group.
Note #5 :
disregard some things from the previous one I changed some stuff
Note#6: chat room this time!
Today's characters are: Guardians: Soren and Nyra
Sight and Fire Bringer: Fell and Morgra
Warriors: Bluestar , Jayfeather, Scourge , Tigerstar
Redwall: Martin and Gabool
Authors: Mosshadow and Brightclaw
Chat room!
Mosshadow-moderator has logged on.
Mosshadow: hello, today we will chatting online because our studio is still being repaired from Edward. Okay guys you can log in now.
Jayfeather has logged on.
Purity has logged on.
I-am-not-a-vampire has logged on.
I-hate-bells has logged on.
I-like-killing-people has logged on.
I-have-a-big-sword has logged on.
Brightclaw-editor has logged on.
Soren has logged on.
Satanism-doesn't-work has logged on.
I-want-revenge! Has logged on.
Mosshadow: er ….. why not just log on normally?
Satanism-doesn't-work: you can't tell who we are , thats why! (:
Jayfeather: you're Morgra and Purity is Nyra, the guy who wrote stuff about vampires is obviously Fell.
Soren: the one with the sword is obvoiusly Martin and bells is Gabool since he so insane about killing bells and the last one is Tiggy.
Brightclaw: or Morgra.
Mosshadow: nahh it's Tiggy. And the final one is Scourge.
Jayfeather: everyone log in normally please!
A few minutes later.......
Fell: okay we're all log in normally.
Mosshadow: I also decided to streamline the show by changing the characters.
Bluestar: aka he cut the character list in half because it was to hard to write for so many people.
Jayfeather: time to begin.
Soren: let's start with mail.
Martin: the first letter is from Harry potter. It says, thank you for getting my wand back from Edward. I can make a guest appearance.
Scourge: who is this Pot ?
Bluestar: probably the worlds most popular book character.
Scourge: why not me?
Fell: cause you're evil and stupid!
Jayfeather: even now everyone demonizes you for bedtime stories.
Gabool: bells , bells, bells,bells , bells, bells ,bells , bells, bells ,bells , bells, bells, bells , bells, bells, bells , bells, bells, bells , bells, bells ,bells , bells, bells.
Morgra: stop typing you idiot!
Fell: and they use me for stories too! What did I do?
Morgra: your fur is black.
Fell: sigh
Morgra: why did you type sigh?
Martin: and that's the only letter we have!
Jayfeather: on to callers. The first is McHeath the wolf from the guardians of ga'hoole.
Brightclaw: log him in!
Nyra: Mcheath from the Legends! Yay !
Soren: oh I remember! The stupid *&(*&^%$!
Mosshadow: um right...
Mcheath has logged in.
McHeath: first, can Morgra log off for a sec?
Morgra: WTF?
Jayfeather: fine, log off Morgra.
McHeath: and DO NOT LOOK AT THE SCREEN!
Morgra has logged off.
McHeath: anyway, Fell, I think your aunt is really hot and good looking! Can you hook me up ?
Fell: despite the fact we beat the crap out of you in Torture with Twilight?
McHeath: no hard feelings.
Jayfeather: liar.
Soren: liar.
Bluestar: liar.
Several lines down.
Brightclaw: liar and stupid idiot!
McHeath: fine but I need a mate because everyone left me or got killed in accidents.
Soren: you murdered them!
McHeath: oh come on! Why would I do that?
Soren: besides you're dead! I suppose the wolf god hasn't been pleased with you.
Jayfeather: don't you have a hell to go to?
Nyra: please join me in my quest for purity!
Mosshadow: besides Morgra is barren. Aka infertile!
Morgra has logged on.
Morgra: I heard that! And every one knows McHeath is a playboy! Who goes around getting Drappas and abusing them!
Martin: and that's not a joke. It's the truth.
McHeath: well come on chick, not like anybody else would take someone who is as pathetic as you !
Fell: ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE?
Morgra: WTH you're pushing it!
Mcheath: and you're pushing my patience , take it or leave it!
Morgra: fine! Wink wink!
Morgra has logged off.
Fell: hey, what about Tsarr?!
Jayfeather: what did she mean by wink wink?
McHeath: wow how did you get to the cave of souls so quickly? Bribed spirit immigration? Hey wait why are you looking at me like you're about to kill me ? OH NO!
McHeath has logged off.
Fell: I don't feel sorry for him.
Scourge: and the next guest is-.
Scourge: it appears we have no more guests.
Jayfeather: how about a discussion?
Morgra has logged in.
Morgra: that was an easy kill! LOL!
Fell: SIGH SIGH SIGH.
Morgra: maybe I overreacted.
Soren : let's talk about real world poverty.
Brightclaw: I going to give EVERYONE a big hug!
Mosshadow: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Brightclaw has logged off.
Jayfeather: okay then, how about we talk about the causes of world poverty.
Bluestar: poverty is when people cannot get enough food or have adequate shelter.
Martin: and almost a billion people live on a dollar a day. If you are reading this fanfiction you are among the richest people in the world.
Soren : poverty is usually caused by political problems. Most poor countries have defunct or corrupt government not doing enough to help their people.
Scourge: this is boring why should care about these people! It's their fault!
Scourge has logged off.
Nyra: it's their fault let them rot!
Nyra has logged off.
Tigerstar has logged off.
Fell: thats not true, we should show them compassion.
Mosshadow: a lot of people are in poverty because of exploitation from businesspersons.
Jayfeather: poverty is not natural we should strive to keep people out of poverty.
Soren: we should answer the question.
Morgra: we should care because they are living beings and don't deserve to die from malnutrition or disease.
Martin: it can financially be justified because people living in squalor are breeding grounds for disease. Which will spread to others making more medical bills. Prevention is as good as treatment.
Soren: to reduce poverty, education is needed because people can learn how to work higher paying jobs. Political reform may also be needed to reduce corruption.
Fell: we're out of time!
Jayfeather: well here are some websites about poverty that you may want to check out after reading this fanfiction.
Stand Up Take Action
Free The Children
The Hunger Site
Transaid - transport for life
Mosshadow: while this fanfiction is for your enjoyment please check out these sites and donate to organizations like the red cross or UNESCO. Bye!
