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Note#3 : character personalities and traits may slightly differ from their respective books this is a fan fiction.

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Today's characters: Warriors: Jayfeather, Bluestar, Tigerstar

GGH: Twilight, Coryn

Sight:Fell, Morgra

All four authors and editors are here today.

Jayfeather: hello, welcome to Jayfeather talk!

Twilight: today we are doing Tortures and Dares!

Fell: but first we have some calls. We are also having song dedications!

Mosshadow: don't forget fan mail.

Morgra: oh right! Today we have our first ever review!!

Coryn: I'll read it!: its from Wildheart.

Fell: cool name!

Coryn: it says : LOL I love this story!

Morgra: thanks Wildheart!

Bluestar: yes thanks a lot!

Mosshadow: Brightclaw give Wildheart a hug!

Brightclaw jumps out of Wildheart's computer and hugs Wildheart until Wildheart shoots her with pepper spray.

Brightclaw: AHH my eyes!

Fell: maybe you over hugged.

Brightclaw leaves the stage.

Twilight: were is Tigerstar?

Bluestar: he's late.

Coryn: not like he's playing card games right now.

Meanwhile in the Forest where no stars shine.

Tigerstar : got any 7's Darkstripe?

Darkstripe: go fish.

Brokentail: Tiggy, got any 9's?

Tigerstar: yes and no. Stop calling me Tiggy!

Back to the studio.

Jayfeather: I really doubt he's playing go fish or any other games.

Fell: what's that piece of wood in your paws Mosshadow?

Mosshadow: it's a violin for song dedications.

Fell: oh.

Jayfeather: our first dedication is from Larka calling from Beyond the red Meadow. What song do you want and to who.

Larka: well, first hi Fell and Morgra and I would like to dedicate My heart will go on by Celine Dion to Kar in Romania.

Fell: okay hit it !

Mosshadow and Bramblepath begin playing the opening lines to the Titanic theme song. Mosshadow has a violin and Bramblepath has a Oboe. (author's note: I really can play Titanic!)

Twilight:

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
and spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, Far,
wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.

Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.

Love can touch us one time
and last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone.

Love was when I loved you,
one true time to hold on to
In my life we'll always go on.

Near, far,
wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.

Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.

You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on.
We'll stay, forever this way
You are safe in my heart

and my heart will go on and on.

Fell: wow that is pretty apt!

Larka: thanks ! (Line clicks off)

Jayfeather: next!

Caller: this is Lutta I want to dedicate Hate to Kreeth!

Jayfeather: um thats a rather strong one.... you sure?

Lutta: yes! I Want Her To Feel GUILTY!

Bluestar: okay.

Twilight :

blah blah blah bla blah
Whoo!

You were everything I wanted.
You were everything a mother could be.
Then you left me brokenhearted
Now you don't mean a thing to me
All I wanted was your
Love love love love love love

Hate is a strong word
But I really really really don't like you
Now that it's over
I don't even know what I liked about you
Brought you around
And you just brought me down.
Hate is a strong word.
But I really really really don't like you.

I really don't like you.

Thought that everything was perfect
Isn\'t that how it's supposed to be?
Thought you thought that I was worth it
Now I think a little differently
All I wanted was your
Love love love love love love

Hate is a strong word
But I really really really don't like you
Now that it's over
I don't even know what I liked about you
Brought you around
And you just brought me down
Hate is a strong word
But I really really really don't like you

Now that it\'s over you can't hurt me
Now that it\'s over you can't bring me down

Oh... oh... oh... oh oh oh oh oh
Oh... oh... oh... oh oh oh oh oh

All I wanted was your
Love love love love love love

Hey!

Hate is a strong word
But I really really really don't like you
(I really don't like you)
Now that it's over
I don't even know what I liked about you
(Liked about you)
Brought you around
And you just brought me down
(Hey!)
Hate is a strong word
But I really really really don't like you

Oh... oh... oh... oh oh oh
I really don't like you
Oh... oh... oh... oh oh oh
I really don't like you
Oh... oh... oh... oh oh oh
I really don't like you
Oh... oh... oh... oh oh oh

Lutta : thats want that (bleep) deserves! (line clicks off)

Twilight: now we can start our dares !

A cage with Tigerstar, scourge and lots of other villains appears.

Mosshadow: as a warning this section of the show will be random, violent and stupid in general. We also have a table of wonders , which is the table in the middle of the stage where all the equipment comes. It's a lot better than all those cabinets of wonders.

Tigerstar gets out of the cage.

Tiggy: Morgra, I luv u so much!

Morgra pulls out a flamethrower and burns all of Tiggy's fur off.

Jayfeather: hey look at the tattoo on his back!

Coryn: it's a pic of Firestar and Tigerstar making out!

Morgra: if you're gay Tiggy, just go for Jayfeather! He's blind.

Tiggy: I am trying to go straight! So I need you , fine how about Bluestar!

Morgra pulls out an assualt Rifle from the TOW( table of wonder) and shoots Tiggy in the head.

Tiggy: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!

Morgra (twitch, twitch) shoots Tiggy with the remaining 29 bullets and reloads while Tiggy is on the ground. Then she shoots him 30 more times.

Then she gives the rifle to Bluestar who shoots Tigerstar some more.

Tiggy: I WANT YOU!(beetles song) Come to me Bluestar!

Morgra and Bluestar: ARGHHHHHHHH!

Twilight gives her a Gatling mini gun from the TOW.

Fell: no not the mini gun! You gave Morgra a mini gun are you insane !

Morgra: wow this is a cool toy!

Bluestar:shoot him! Yeah!

Jayfeather:er......

Tiggy: I'm not dead yet!(Monty quote)

Morgra: you soon will be , ha ha ha ha !

Fell: sigh.

Morgra pulls the trigger Tiggy is turned into a pulp.

Tiggy: ow could I please have a bandage?

Morgra points the gun at the pulp and continues firing.

Mosshadow: thats enough Morgra.

Morgra: no wait, can I have tracer rounds.

Fell grabs the gun from her.

Morgra: come on!

Scourge: can I have some food?

Twilight grabs a wand from the Tow and points it at scourge.

Scourge: oooooooo shiny stick thing!

Twilight zaps scourge with the wand . Scourge is wearing a flimsy bikini.

Tsarmina: ooo la la!

Coryn: um okay.

Scourge: man I look so sexy in this!

Twilight: now that we are done with idiotic humor and violence lets do dares!

Bluestar: I dare Fell to go to the Vatican and grab the pope's white hat!

Fell: what! I am not in this!

Bluestar: too bad and the penalty is you have to go on a date with Slavka!

Fell runs out the stage door to go to the Vatican. Leopardpool follows with a camera.

Twilight: I would like to do a truth with Kludd.

Kludd: okay filthy impure-(stops suddenly as Morgra points the mini gun at him)

Twilight: do you like Pie or Nyra better?

Kludd: OMG I love pie 1000000000 times more than Nyra , oh yeah go pie.

Morgra: do you want this cranberry pie?

Kludd: sure! (Eats pie)

Morgra: it just so happens that I like to lie a lot, sometimes I lie about things like pie ingredients....

Kludd: I don't care.... WAIT what did you just say?( he keels over dead).

Morgra: those cranberries were actually deathberries!

Brightclaw: we should have known.

Nyra: I hate you sooooo much! Kludd is so sexy! I am going to kill you! You manipulated Kludd to like pie more than me!

Morgra: yes! An excuse! ( begins shooting Nyra with the mini gun that she grabbed after Fell left).

Nyra: AHHH MY PURITY WILL PROTECT ME!!( dies after being turned into red pulp)

Bluestar: janitor please!

Mosshadow: I dare Morgra to go to the Vatican an ask the Pope for a autograph!

Morgra: fine.

Brightclaw: I am going to hug all of you!(hugs Bluestar until she cracks the cat's ribs.)

Bluestar: arghhhhhh.....

She falls down unconscious!

Bramblepath: hey Morgra you can't take the gun to the Vatican!

Morgra: awww.....

Brightclaw: you need some love! Let me hug you!

She hugs Morgra really hard.

Morgra: enough!(shoves Brightclaw away)

Brightclaw: how dare you shove me!

She slaps Morgra. Morgra runs out to the Vatican.

Janitor: I hate this job! So much blood to clean up!

Meanwhile at the Vatican Fell is outside the Pope's bedroom.

Fell: hi is the Pope there?

Palace guard: ahhh a black wolf ! Satan is among us ahhhhh!

Pope: what is going on! AHHH THE DEVIL IS HERE!

Fell: um actually I'm Fell from Romania and-

Another guard: OMG ROMANIAN COMMUNISTS WOLVES ARE INVADING US!!!

Pope: the power of Christ compels you!

Fell: no I'm here for a TV show thats why I have a cameraman ,so does the Pope have an extra hat?

Pope: oh..... I wish I had someone to exorcise? (he pulls a lever and a pile of spare Pope hats falls on Fell.

Fell: um thanks , I only need one.

Fell grabs a hat and begins running back to the studio.

Pope: hey wasn't that the wolf from that book?

Guard: hmmmmm....

Then a light gray wolf runs back up.

Pope: do you want an exorcism?

Morgra: um no I'm here for an autograph.

Guard: hey wait, you're that crazy wolf from the book who worships the devil and makes all those crazy sacrifices with all those innocent children.

Leopardpool: I am sick of filming.

Pope: away you demon, the power of Christ compels you!(whacks Morgra with a large wooden cross.)

Morgra: ouch! I've given up on sacrifices already!

Christ(shouts out of heaven because he is sick of the Pope interrupting his multi player Halo game): OMG GIVE HER THE AUTOGRAPH ALREADY HITTING ANIMALS IS A SIN!

Pope: fine here's my autograph! (He gives Morgra a business cards that say call 1-800-holychrist and his signature on the back.

Morgra: yay we can go back now.

Back at the studio.

Mosshadow: okay no more random violence. Lets wrap up and say all the special things we're doing next time!

The cage of villians

Jayfeather: Okay next time we have some special interviews to show!

Bluestar(in a stomach cast): we have permission from Liza Taylor and Details Matter to interview Angelpaw, Brightheart and Bumblepaw about the fanfics they're in.

Twilight: this sounds fun!

Mosshadow: you don't know what you'll be getting into with Angelpaw. Muaha ha.

Jayfeather: okay so thats all for now! Bye

Everyone: bye!

Fell and Morgra run in

Fell: AND DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW BYE CLICKING ON THAT BOX UNDERNEATH THESE WORDS! And bye!

Morgra: bye!