A bonus chap about what everyone does after Jayfeather talk. Randomness galore!

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What The authors do after typing this fic.

Mosshadow: I'm done!! yay! *begins dancing the macarena*

Brightclaw(is reading the script at her house): I luv randomness!! whopee!

Leopardpool: Mosshadow, what the hell is with you and randomness! I can't believe Slavka gets hurt so much in chap 2 ! She's my fav ! *sobs uncontrollably* .

Slavka: do you want a hug!

Leopardpool: yeah !Hey wait what the hell are you doing in my house!

Slavka: looking for drugs! I mean chocolate!

Leopardpool: wolves can't eat chocolate!

Slavka: yes I can!*eats entire bar* See! *vomits and dies*.

Leopardpool: NOOOOO!!!!

Bramblepath: Great Mossy just sent me one of his random stories.. good for him. *reads* ack what the hell is with him and machineguns!

--------------------In StarClan

Yellowfang: one more fic were out of for now! Whew! *watches House* Yeah! Show that stupid patient! Yeah !

Bluestar: gotta go make a prophecy!*loads prophecy in a starry Inter-continental ballistic missile and launches it at the Lake*

Lake medic cat: I gotta a prophecy!

Random leader: oooo! Me wanna see!

Lake Medic: okayy.... two rolls of bread, One jar of grape jam, 2 Mice, 6 pound of sugar, and five .50 incendiary armor piercing rounds. And a 12x scope. And a tripod.

Leader: um.....

Back in starclan.

Bluestar: is it just me or did I put my shopping list in there instead of the prophecy that will determine the fate of the clans, the world and the existence of Pie and soda itself! Oh well goes off to have pie and soda.

In wolf heaven beyond the Red meadow.

Larka: la la la la *is running through field*

Morgra:*is reading a book on black magic*

Jalgan: hi like ,suckish, like losers!!

Larka: erm who are you?

Jalgan(with a lisp): oh yeah , you like totally like don't like know me at like all, cause like you like weren't like there , like during the like , second like book.

Morgra: shut up I am reading about dark magic and sorcery leave me alone! Plus you're supposed to in Purgatory.

Jalgan: like ,oops!

God(fenris): Aren't you supposed to be in purgatory for really long term punishment ?

Jalgan(pouts): like fine then.... *goes poof*.

God(fenris): and what the hell are you reading Morgra?

Morgra: umm nothing..*hides book*.

God: and what's that large, hellish, crack in the ground that appears to have been created by black magic.

Morgra: s---t, I didn't do that!*shifty eyes*.*Calls lawyer and Medical insurance*.

Larka:*rolls eyes*.

In the great Ga'hoole tree.

Twilight: * is playing Rock Band* Whoppeee!! I beat everything on expert drums! Babee!! oh yeah!!!

Otuhlissa: you've been playing for an eternity!!

Twilight: come on , 82 hours and 59.9999999999999 minutes straight isn't an eternity!

Soren: ahhh, please stop playing I can't sleep!

Dewlap: who wants pie!

Soren: you're not supposed to be here!!!

Ruby: ack not you!!*pulls out flamethrower*

Morgra: hey! Thats mine!

Otuhlissa: stay in your book already!!

Morgra: fine!

Owl god(glaux): Jesus, I don't want you doing something stupid to my world, get outa here or , I'll file a lawsuit!

Morgra: you hurt my feelings.

Tsarr: who wants this cake I just baked!

God: what the hagsmire ! Stay in your book already!!

Tigerstar: who wants to join me in evil!!

God: thats it , I'm gonna smote someone!

Morgra+Tsarr: *hide behind Tigerstar*

God: *blasts Tigerstar to ashes.*

-----in Romania

Fell: well thats one episode of being with a crazy author done.

Kar: oh well.

Vladimir(Russian accent): I have come for my wife!

Fell: dammit shut up!!!

Hollyleaf: you want to join me in evil?

Kar: *draws SMG*

Hollyleaf: is that a yes?

-----In ThunderClan

Jayfeather: ahhh, thats one insane randomness galore episode.

Random fic authors: hey look Jayfeather's available for being used in random comedy fics!

Jayfeather:noooo! Curse you!!!!

Erins: awww too bad.

Jayfeather: life is sooo cruel!!

Mosshadow: hey I'm almost done with episode six!

Jayfeather: *draws revolver*

Mosshadow: gulp!

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