Hello Guys and Dolls! I know long time no see as usual I don't own anything except for the plot and Darcy's family who are all based on real living family members of mine. So there is some naughtiness towards the end of this chapter so if your not old enough or don't want to read it i'll mark it with a *. for the rest of you enjoy.
Chapter Twenty six: Too Much Excitment
Darcy sat through a mind numbing boring dinner. The Wilson's were all uptight snobs while her family was trying really really hard to look and act normal. But it would be just a matter of time before everything went pear shaped. It was only the threat of Ma's sharp gaze that kept them in line so far. Midway into what Darcy guessed was a pork chop all dolled up. Pops slipped forward with a loud snore that scared the crap out of everyone.
" He okay?" Sam asked as Ma checked him out
" Yes, He's asleep, it happens when he's had a few too many." She said blandly pulling Pops up slightly.
" Should we take him home?" Mary asked
" I'll take him m'am" Steve said as he stood up from the table.
" He's heavy dear I don't think you or Sam together could lift him." Her Ma said not unkindly, both Sam and Darcy snorted at that.
" Its not a problem m'am I'm sure I'll be able too." He said with a small smile, And of course he easily lifted Pops into a firemen's carry. Sam behind him as he carried Pops towards the exit and the limo. Darcy and the rest of the Lewis tribe followed worriedly behind like a little row of sad ducks. Once Pops was loaded into the limo with Steve, Sam and Mary going along to make sure Pops didn't choke on his tongue. They waved goodbye and headed back into the ballroom so Ma and Beth could try to salvage the rest of the evening with the in laws. Not five minutes back into the awkward dinner starting into a fancy baked peach dessert ,Ma and Mrs .Wilson started a seemingly polite conversation of about all things Steve. They seemed to agree he was a wonderful and kind man the only thing they didn't agree on was that Darcy was his girlfriend and godmother to Edith. Not that she cared much about being insulted by Mrs. Wilson nothing the woman could say bothered her. However ma and kitty took great offence the conversation was starting to get heated.
Out of no where "she's whore" was said Darcy wasn't sure who said it , she had heard worse but it set Ma and Kitty off like a rocket and it started a verbal war. And then Sam's sister Anna threw a punch at Kitty and it was on like Donkey Kong both mothers joining the bedlam. It took quite a few hotel staff Sam's brother and Darcy to get them apart and into separate comers of the ballroom, as the cops were called. Luckily the hotel didn't want to press charges because the Wilson's were constant and frequent guests. But both mothers insisted the other daughter started it , Anna and kitty were hauled off to cop cars. As the cop cars pulled away Sam and Steve pulled into the parking lot. Sam and Steve headed up to them worry etched on there faces.
"Who got arrested?" Sam asked sternly starting down Beth , who fidgeted slightly tugging at the bottom of her dress. Darcy who was holding Edith sighed and answered for Beth
" Kitty and Anna." she said as she slightly bounced the baby, Edith had surprisingly slept through the bedlam induced din.
" Can I ask why or do I not want to know?" Sam asked on a sigh as he scrubbed a hand over his face. This had Beth and Ma seething as they turned angry eyes towards Sam's mother who was across the parking lot with Sams brother Dan.
" Your mother described Darcy 'as flighty over grabbing trailer trash whore.' obviously Ma and kitty took offense." Beth growled both Sam and Steve looked quite stony, words didn't bother Darcy she had in fact been called worse.
" Are they being locked up?" Steve asked, Beth shook her head.
" No Sams grandparents sweet talked them out of jail time just a night to cool their heels in the box." Beth said, Darcy blew out a sigh
" Not like Kitty hasn't spent a night in jail before." Darcy said with a shrug hell it was quite common in the Lewis tribe to at some point be arrested. With the rehearsal over they all headed to the limo to head home seeing as the hotel was only welcome to the Wilson's.
" If the wedding is as exciting as the rehearsal your screwed." Darcy said to Beth as they settled into the car. Beth laughed at her and shook her head with convection.
" Will be fine Darce" she said with a wave of the hand.
" Are you sure?" Darcy and Sam asked at the same time. Beth rolled her eyes at them shaking her head so her large earrings jangled.
" Honestly it'll be fine, you two worry far too much." She said with a shrug, Darcy blew out a sigh. Ma was fussing over Edith who's little pink car seat was next to Steve, the baby was awake but was busy eyeing her car seat mobile. She looked over at Steve who was watching Edith with a look of awe on his face his large finger gently stroking Edith's little yellow sock covered foot.
" You okay hon?" she asked reaching across to pat his knee gently, he looked up and smiled softy at her. Putting his free hand over hers squeezing gently he nodded
" I'm fine Darcy are you okay?" She knew he meant about the fight and kitty's night in lock up. Darcy couldn't help but chuckle , shed been through a lot more than a mild cat fight and jail time. As far as family crisis go this one was a small hiccup and not much to worry about, it didn't hold a candle to some of the crisis's they'd been through.
" I'm fine, and kitty will be too, shes a tough cookie. Plus she's been to jail before but it was a sit in kinda thing." Darcy said with a wave of her hand, Ma and Beth chuckled with a shake o their heads. Steve didn't understand what she was talking about he'd have to ask Jarvis for what he liked to think of as a Darcy translation. The limo stopped in front of Sam's house and the whole family Piled out with a wave and a terse 'Don't be late' from Beth. Once they were gone Darcy moved so she was sitting squished next to Steve her head resting on his shoulder.
" So thanks for being a big strong hero and taking care of my pops." she said rubbing her hand across his thigh lightly,he covered her hand with his
"of course sweetheart" and he kissed her forehead lightly just as the limo stopped and Steve helped her out. The driver tipping his hat with a genuine smile and a quite
" Captain, , I'll come and pick you up at eleven am sharp." Steve thanked him and Darcy smiled and they headed in to the building, she sighed as they entered the apartment and she happily skipped to the couch and face planted onto it. She could hear Steve laughing
* " Dolly at least take off your shoes, that looks uncomfortable." he said and she lazy lifted her foot not expecting him to grab her ankle and start undoing her sandals tie. Once he undid both shoes and tossed them to the floor, he pulled her up on to his lap. Slipping his hand into her curls and gently pulling it before her went to untwist her flower hair pins. She was begging to realize Steve had a hair pulling kink she wondered were the hell he acquired that from. Once those were undone he carefully set them on the end table beside the couch before he began to undo her hair. It fell around her shoulders and down her back he slid both hands in and began to scratch her scalp. Darcy shamelessly moaned as he scratched, then he stopped and glided his hands down slightly. Then he fisted his hands and pulled suddenly , Darcy gasped and Steve immediately covered her mouth with a searing kiss. It didn't hurt at all it actually Felt kinda of good as he pulled her hair gently and kissed her stupid. She was breathless as he pulled away and released her hair only to wrap his arms around her waist before he stood. Darcy eagerly wrapped her legs around him burying her own hands into his short hair as she kissed his neck and ear. Nipping at his ear lobe slightly causing Steve to groan deeply. Then he tossed her onto his larger than king sized bed and all but tore off his jacket. And worked at super human speed at the buttons on his white pressed button Darcy worked on shimming out of her dress and tossing it carelessly to the floor, leaving her in her black lace underwear.
" God your gorgeous " Steve growled grabbing her by the ankle and pulling her closer to him before he actually ripped off her bra and threw it to the floor.
" Hey I liked that one, you know how hard it is to find a good bra in triple D sizes." he silenced her with a heated kiss as he gently palmed her breasts and carefully flicked her nipples. Before he dipped his head and fastened his mouth over her left breast sucking hard drawing a shocked moan form Darcy. Bedroom Steve was bossy , kinky and a little caveman, and she honestly loved it. As he worked on her breasts Darcy could feel her eyes rolling back into her head. He started kissing down her chest and stomach towards her cookie. He slid his fingers into the waist band of her lace panties and was about to take them off when Jarvis's posh voice interrupted.
" I'm sorry captain, you have an urgent call from Sargent Barnes, captain." Steve growled momentarily then sighed.
" Is he having one of his nightmares?" he asked as he kissed Darcy's tummy and got up to get his phone.
" Yes captain Ms. Romanav tired to calm him, it helped but he says he needs to hear your voice." Jarvis said as Steve put the phone to his ear.
" Hey jerk, you okay?" he asked as he left the bedroom to talk to Bucky probably about bad things. Darcy rolled over and got comfortable sure she was a little frustrated , but she could deal. She loved the caring side of Steve and his oblivious love for his best friend. She wondered if they had a thing? naughty images of Bucky and Steve crossed her mind. She slapped a hand over her face 'bad Darcy, very bad'. She'd never get to sleep if she kept imaging Steve and Bucky together. She rolled over and shimmed under the quilt and tired to sleep.
Yes I know I'm evil for stopping there, I hope you enjoyed it anyway. next time Beth and Sam get married oh what catastrophic event awaits? I really don't know either. Thank everyone who has reviewed, reviews are like happy rainbows to me. so please keep doing it.- love dizzy
