Okay one more bonus chapter. After reviewing the reviews with my team we realized that every one likes seeing Tiggy get hurt so here goes!
And it's in third person!!!
"la la la," Jayfeather was singing so he could post a video on youtube. Suddenly Tigerstar came!
"I have come,"
"La la- WTF!!! AHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!"Jayfeather was in shock and fear.
"I Have come to spread the word of evil," cried the evil tabby with malicious delight! Suddenly a nuclear bomb fell from the sky and blasted Tigerstar into a different book series.
Tigerstar woke with burned fur and multiple brocken bones. A boy with a lightning bolt scar was standing above him.
"What the bloody hell just happend!?" said Ron from behind Harry.
"It looks like a cat from this book i was reading!"Exclaimed Harry," It must be magic!"
"Nahh ," Interjected Hermoine," it's just Fanfiction," with that she zapped Tigerstar into another series.
"Aww man ," cried Tigerstar," Mosshadow is writing crap about me again!" He landed in a dusty desert with towering rock spires. The sky was reddish orange and dusty. There was a booming sound of a large creature moving.
" Damn," Muttered Tigerstar," I hope this isn't a movie," Unfortunately it was as a large AT-TE walker walked over a a hill. There was a clattering noise and orangish droids came up from behind the rocks.
" Republic troops sighted, ELIMINATE!"Cried a commander droid. The driods began firing at the white cloaked twolegs running up with blaster rifles(By now you should have figured that this is star wars).
"AHH," screamed Tigerstar like the little girl he was and he ran as fast as his little legs could carry him.
"Separtist scout!" shouted a clone trooper,"Take him out!" A gunship dropped out of a cloud bank and blasted Tigerstar to a fine slightly reddish dust with it's laser turrets. The dust drifted thorugh the mish-mash of time and space and reformed in an after life. It happend that that afterlife contained several Jayfeather talk crew members.
"Okay," said Larka," start the camera for our youtube video,"
"Right,"Muttered Morgra pointing a sony video recorder.
"so we make a skit about Romeo and Juliet," Asked Khaz.
"As stupid as it sounds , yes"
"It's not stupid," Exclaimed Kipcha, who then embranced her mate.
"Ack," groaned Khaz as the Hug was a little to much.
THere was a flash! And Tigerstar reformed right infront of the camera. By now he had gone insane.
"HEY PEEPS , LOOK AT ME POLE DANCE!!! " He Cried insanely,"LA LA LAL"
Everyone was soon sickened by the highly inappropriate dance, Morgra pulled out that rather overused flamethrower and burned him to a cinder. The cinders continued pole dancing. Everyone pulled out machine guns and began firing at the explicitly dancing ashes. They finally stopped their disturbing dance. Everyone sighed.
TIgerstar who was very angry at the author for doing such wierd things to him ended up with a certain pair of cats called Bellsong and Marblestone who were actually Bella and Edward form Twilight. Due to the funny nature of this fic a reviewee had asked them to come and so they came.
"Why hello ," rasped Marblestone with malicous , demonic, vampiric evil in his cold dark eyes," i see that we have comapany, ha ha ha haa..."
"Yes indeed, he will feed us for many months, and would taste nice with rosemary, MU HA HA!,"
"Not so loud Bell my dear you will disturb all these nice little warriors fans reading about us."
"Oh Marblepoo, you are so good to me,"The two vampires forgot about Tiggy and made out.
"Umm...," Tigerstar began twitching and violenly spazzing. He was tied with strange black wisps of smoke. Soon he would be consumed and then hurt even more in the many other shows and fics that would be made about him. He realized that fanfiction could not be stopped and he would be humiliated by authors for years to come. So he did what he always did in this situation.
He took a issue of PlayTom magazine out and began to look at Sandstorm.....
The END!! ta daa! Vote for that pole and look out of this seasons final episode.
