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Chapter Thirty-three : Adventures and Mama Bear
Darcy picked at the thread fringe of Mary's thick hunter green cardigan as they drove to New York.
" I never thought to ask but dose Mary have a cellular phone?" Steve asked , Darcy nodded slipped her hand into her purse and brought out Mary's slim a thousand year old Motorola pink razor phone.
" I found it in the pocket of her night gowns bed jacket. She forgot it she always leaves it in the pocket of her hoodies or jackets." Darcy said with a sigh putting it back into her purse. Steve chuckled he was the same, he was lucky Jarvis was in his phone because he reminded him to take it.
" Jarvis where are they now?" He asked the AI obliged.
"They are at stark tower with sir." Darcy sighed well it could be worse but then this was Tony after all.
Mary was pressing her hands to the window of a fancy helicopter as it circled the statue of liberty as the sun rose.
" Wow this is amazing!" she whispered, Tony grinned patting her knee from where he sat across from her.
" Wait till you see it from the yacht." Mary was never sure if Tony was joking or not but she smiled she liked him he didn't treat her like glass. It was a nice change from being coddled.
" Here" Tony shoved a flute of what looked like champagne in to her hand.
" I can't " she tried to give it back to him, But Tony held up his hands shaking his head.
" I hate being handed things kid, of course you can champagne isn't really booze-booze its like flavored water with a kick one glass wont even get you tipsy." He said with an easy nod.
" I'm on medication that doesn't mix well with alcohol." Tony blinked then began to rummage in a little ice chest and held up and orange can
" I have fanta will that work?" He asked already opening the can for her, he traded flute for the can with a straw. Then he downed the champagne with one long gulp.
"Tony's a boozer." Bucky said with a sour face, Mary tired to stifle a giggle
" My father likes the drink." Mary said sipping her fanta Bucky laughed patting her back
" Your father is an anomaly the sweetest drunkard I've ever meet." Mary flushed twisting her fingers into the hem of her cardigan.
" He's not always drunk he's usually sober during the week." she added not wanting her father to sound awful he was a good father he only ever drank during the weekends or when he was very stressed.
"Some things you have to do sober, like shaving." Tony said on a nod, making Bucky snort "Not like you ever touch a razor soviet." He jibbed, Bucky shrugged as Mary laughed at there antics as the helicopter began to land. Tony helped her out she expected to be at the tower helicopter pad again not at a marina. Tony grabbed her hand and began to pull her along Bucky grabbed her other hand and they headed to a fancy looking yacht.
" Come on we have a cruise to go to." As he lead her towards what looked like a luxury yacht.
" Oh this is much too much the helicopter ride was more than enough, Tony." She said pulling at Tony's hand, he just laughed.
" Come on Cinderella we have a cruise to get started on and I have a warm raincoat for you solider boy says you have asthma and cant get chilly." He said that last part slightly sarcastically shooting Buck a smirk. He rolled his eyes as Bucky whacked him upside her head.
" Asthma, Insomnia, Anemia it's all the same but thank you for the kind thought Tony." She said as they boarded the yacht, Tony looked over at her as they went to the deck. She thought that was what it was called she didn't know boats she'd never been on one.
" Jesus Cindy your falling apart." Tony said as he offered her a pale blue rain coat it was shiny slightly iridescent with a glitter overlay, the buttons were little butterfly's.
" Ooh Tony it's so beautiful!" She gushed as he helped her into it, Tony helped her do up the buttons and gave a self satisfied smirk.
" I was going for the confetti look." He said pulling her hair from under her coat fluffing her curls needlessly like he was trying to make her hair stand on end.
" It's kind of garish." Bucky said tugging at the hem of her new raincoat the other whacking Tony upside his head for the umpteenth time that morning. Snorting she slapped at his hand
" Shut up Bucky its beautiful." And so they cruised around the statue of liberty, Mary excited leaning over the rail a bit to see. Bucky holding the back of her coat so she wouldn't fall. Darcy would castrate him if Mary took a swim with the fishes.
Darcy paced the common room, when they arrived they were quite surprised to find that Mary, Bucky and Tony had flown the coop quite literally, her sister was off some where in a helicopter. Steve, Thor , Bruce and Clint where sitting at the table eating breakfast Darcy had stressed cooked.
" Your looking a little crazy Darce." Clint said as a pretty redhead stalked into the living room going up to were Steve sat.
" Where the hell is James." she asked hands on slim but curvy hips. Darcy blinked wasn't James Bucky's real name? She knew his last name was Barnes.
" He's out with Tony and Mary, shes Darcy's twin sister." Steve added as he offered the red head a plate of pancakes, she shook her head. And Darcy realized this woman was Buck's dame, and that meant she was the black widow. Darcy dropped onto the couch almost crushing pollo who was settled on some pillows like a cat.
" Lady Darcy i'm sure she is fine" Thor boomed as he unwrapped pop tarts. Darcy huffed into a throw pillow and began to sit up
" she's got asthma, anemia, insomnia she takes a handful of pills every morning and every night." She mumbled
" Is she unwell ?" Thor asked as he shoved the pop tarts in the toaster. But before Darcy could say anything to him Jarvis interrupted with a curt cough.
" Mrs. Rogers, they have arrived home." Darcy sat up knocking Pollo off the perch he took on the middle of her back. And she took off towards the elevator shouting
" Sorry chick." Pollo snapped his beak at her retreating form, as though he were lecturing her, while the others chuckled at her. She knew she was acting crazy banana balls, but she really did love her twin it wasn't Mary's fault she was breakable. And that fact made Darcy crazy, she was hoping not as crazy as her mother.
Mary stood in the elevator of swanky stark tower, yawning. She'd never had so much fun, Tony was a hoot. Paired with Bucky they were hilarious and she almost pulled a muscle laughing at them. The doors opened and she was all but tackled by Darcy.
" Are you okay?" and she was being patted down,and checked over.
" Jesus officer let us get out of the elevator first." Tony snarked, Darcy gave a startlingly similar angry Mama bear look, there mother often used on them. Tony stepped off the elevator and put out his arms and spun a couple of times.
" Are you going to pat me down too Mrs. Rogers?" Tony asked cheekily Darcy put her hands on her hips. Steve growled as Darcy flicked her hand at Tony putting up a finger
" Shut up Tony, James Buchanan Barnes" she said, Mary blinked who? Bucky was standing behind her his hands resting on her shoulders sighed his breath brushing her curls.
"Uh oh, your using my full name." Buck said sounding tired and his attitude shifting a bit to almost sullen, Mary instinctively reached up putting her hands on top of his looking up at him. He looked down at her gently squeezing her shoulders.
" Your upset I took her out." Bucky said his face going passive.
"No, of course not. I'm pissed you took her without her meds or emergency inhaler." It was Buck's turn to blink, as Mary blew out a sigh, Darcy was full on Mama Bear.
" So let me get this straight I can sling Mary all around New York as long as I take her emergency inhaler?" He asked Darcy nodded but raised her hand
" And she has her damned phone." She added and Mary blinked shaking her head
" I have my phone.." She began digging her hand into her cardigan pocket." ah.." she said as she felt nothing but pocket and maybe a dime. Darcy raised an eye brow at her twin.
" Its in my purse, honestly Mary..." she began but Mary cut her off with a sequel when she was picked up and slung high in the air and spun actually felt like a little rag doll being tossed around. The arms around her were big and muscled and a booming voice spoke loudly above her head
" Well met Lady Mary I am Thor Bestie to your Lady Sister." He raised her high into the air so she looked down at a massive blonde man smiling up at her.
" Nice to meet you Thor."she wheezed out, Darcy laid her hand on Thor's bicep drawing his attention to her
" Easy shes really breakable." He grinned setting Mary onto her feet, another muscled blonde came up towing the shapely redhead.
" Hey kiddo, I'm Clint this is Natasha." She heard the woman's name before and it all clicked.
" Ooh your Bucky's girlfriend!" she exclaimed reaching out to clasp the woman's hands hoping she wouldn't slug her for going out on an adventure with Bucky.
Darcy began to relax as she watched her sister introduce herself to the avengers. She leaned back into Steve comfortably her crazy mama bear instincts began to decline slightly. Natasha looked uncomfortable as her sister clasped her hands and began to chatter to her.
" Feeling a little better Doll Face?" Steve asked kissing her forehead, she nodded leaning into him a bit more.
" Yes, I'm sorry I went a little crazy Steve."She said
" Don't be, I know it was all for Mary, I understand Doll really I do." Darcy flushed she'd been keeping Mary at arms length because of how breakable she was. Seeing her with the avengers was a little comforting.
" Thank you for trusting Bucky." Steve said stroking her hair she looked up at him
" I was only worried, because of Mary's health." She sighed squeezing his hands gently
" I know, I use to be just like Mary that's why I feel so close to her." He said gently, Darcy felt like a dope she'd forgotten Steve use to be a ninety pound asthmatic. Darcy was more than sure she'd be just as crazy over protective of him if he was still little Steve as she was over Mary, she stood up onto her tip toes and kissed his cheek.
" I know Steve, Thank you for understanding." then she heard Natasha call Mary something that sounded like ' malyutka' and pulled Mary close and kissed her right on the lips.
Hi guys and dolls, another chapter I know I'm being evil ending it here, but my brain fired imaging it so I need at least a day and some coffee to recuperate. I hope you enjoyed it anyway, Thank you all for the reviews they make me happy as jiggling jello!(because jello is happy right) and I hope you review more. Next time Mary's brain implodes and Steve and Darcy have some alone time. See you next time love you all to pieces- Dizzy
P.s Google says Malyutka means little one or moppet ( a young child says ,trust me not Muppet but i do love me so Kermit and gonzo.)
