I don't own any recognizable characters, except Mary and the family who are based on my real life family members. Please enjoy Guy's and Dolls. This jumps to February.

Chapter 42 Big Gulps, Slim Jim's and Phil

February was too freaking cold for Darcy and Mary used to the heat of new mexico. The frosty cold of Virginia and New York made them both grumpy. But Darcy was wondering if it was more than the cold making her feel like crap. She had always been irregular in periods and her body didn't handle stress well which made her more irritable than normal. So today their mission was to go to a bodega far from stark tower and buy the essentials a pack of pregnancy test kits, slim jims and 32oz big gulps. Commandeering Natasha's turbo who didn't seem to mind them borrowing it. Mary being the smart cookie she was , disabled the cars traker they didnt think Tasha would care. Jarvis promised not to devulage their location unless they were in dire need of rescueing. Once they left the little bodega in queens with theyer bag of junk and the tests kit mary asked

"So where are you going to do this?" Darcy hughed " The one place I know we can safely take this test." Darcy said with a sure nod.

" Me too?" Mary asked bewildered, " Bucky and I have never, I mean he only ever let me hug him." She said tugging at her puffy silver jacket.

" For morael support Mare. Were going to Son of Couls." She said pointing the turbo towards his appartment in New York praying he was home if he wasnt she was more than willing to pick the lock to get in to use his toilet in peace. Once they got there Darcy knocked on the door waiting for Phil to open up. Which he did bewildered to see them on his stoop, Darcy silently thanked Thor for little mericals.

" Darcy and ah Darcy?" he asked confused beconing them to come in.

" Hey Son of Coul, I dont think you've ever met my twin sister Mary." she said as they entered his little duplex.

" No, No I havent I knew you had one but I didnt know you were identacle nice to meet you Mary I'm Phil." He inclined his head, he was dressed in a white t-shirt and a pair of blue nike running pants. It was quite shocking he actualy looked good in his lazy day clothes as he did in those suits. Darcy shook her head she had more important things to focus on than Phil in relax mode.

" Sorry to bother you on your day off Phil." Darcy started then took a deep breath " We came to borrow your bathroom." Mary sighed at the way Darcy worded that.

" What she means to say is we would like to..." Mary began Darcy cut her off.

" Exactly as I said Mary." she dug out the test kit showing Phil the box.

" We need to take this but the tower is no place for privacy." flushing pink he nodded leading them across the living room down the little hall way to what was obviously the master bedroom, he opened the door to the insuite.

" I'll be in the living room if you need me Darcy, Mary." he started to leave but paused and turned twords them again " Remember anything you need." and he padded out of the bathroom softly shutting the bedroom door behind him.

" He really likes you Darce," Mary whispered

" Yeah if I hadnt met Steve I'd probaly be Phil's honey." she said with a shrug

" You know I think he'd make you a great guy for you. Even though I know you have that weird icky thing with Bucky." Darcy said sipping her big gulp

" I'ts not weird or icky Darcy its, hell if I know what the hell our relationship is." Mary said scratching her head

" You go on dates?" Darcy said leaving the bathroom and sitting on Phils bed to unwrap the test kit.

" Kind of , movies and drinks well he drinks I watch." as Darcy handed one of the turquoise wraped tests to Mary.

" Here you first do you kiss or anything? "She asked as Mary took a couple pulls of her big gulp set it down and headed to the bathroom leaving the door open so she could talk to Darcy.

" No, we just hug and he strokes my hair alot." She said with a sigh as she took the test, once done and her hands were washed, she sat the test on to the counter setting the timer on her phone. She left the bathroom to find Darcy chomping on a slimjim,

" Thats it?! Have you tried to kiss him?" She asked Mary blushed nodding slightly. "It didnt really work out I leaned in and ended up kissing the palm of his gloved hand he stoped me with it he actualy held my face still for like that for almost three minutes." Dracy almost growled with a shake of her head guzzling a couple of glups of her big gulp.

" Thats not really a relationship Mary. You've been firend zoned espicaly if he held your face still like you were some leper." Darcy said as she ripped open the kits packett and headed into the bathroom.

" Keep talking Mary I'm freaking out right now." She said bitting her lip as she took the test. Mary blew out a sigh as she lay back onto Phils bed

" Im not firend zoned Darce, were going slow. I asked him too." Even though she was a bit worried he might have changed his mind. He was back to being stuck too Tasha's side and Tasha had'nt said anything at all about Mary and Bucky.

" He changed his mind? I've noticed Tasha and Buck are pretty snuggly again." She said closing the cap over the test, then setting it on the window seal away from Mary's.

" A little but I don't think theyre togther- togther Tashas firendly with Bruce." Mary whispered chewing on the end of a slimjim, Darcy came out of the bathroom with a slight frown on her face. She wanted to shake both Natasha and Bucky if they were going to upset her sister she was going to find her someone who would treat her like a queen. Mary's timer ringed and she peeked at it knowing it was negitive, she wondered why she felt a little disapointed. It was'nt like she was sexually active hell Bucky hand'nt even felt her up the most action she ever got was from Tasha. Darcy hugged her from behind burrying her face in her curls.

"There's always immculate conseption." Mary snorted swating at Darcy "shudda up ." She snipped, Darcy's timer binged damn rapid response tests.

" You look at it Mary, I can't." Darcy said rushing out jumping onto Phils bed rolling up in his duvet. Knowing she'd have to remake his bed later. However Phils heavy cotton duvet was comforting. Mary peaked at the test both lines were bright pink and defined. Taking the test with her she climbed onto the bed nudging the darcy taco.

" Darcy it's Positive." Darcy peaked out tears welling in her eyes

" I knew it." she began to sob

" Are those sad tears or happy. Or I'm fucked tears?" Mary asked stroking the top of her head.

" Happy, I'm happy but I'm also scared." She whispered, May hummed soothingly.

" Of what? You know Steve would go over the moon and back for you Darcy. He loves you unconditonuly." She whispered, Dacy snuffled

" I know he dose, I'm afraid he might go supe macho honoroble and leave me because hes a hero and afraid of me and the baby." Darcy sobbed into the duvet she knew her fears were groubdless but she couldnt help being an emotional wreck.

" Then knock some sense into him Dee. You have'nt even told him yet dont freak out." She said patting her sisters hip " Its not good for you or the baby." Mary whispered, there was a soft knock on the door jam. Phil stood in the door way with two mugs in his hands.

" I've brought some hot tea, problems?" He asked softly, Mary nodded whispering

" One negitive, One postive." Mary said pushing Darcy gently, Phil smiled softly at them setting the mugs on the side table. Sitting on the other side of Darcy's blanket wrapped body.

"I'm sure you'll be a wonderful mother Darcy. Are you woried at what the Captain would say?" He asked softly, Darcy taco shudder and a soft

"Yeah." came out, Phil patted what he hopped was her back.

" You know he'd be pleased as punch, and if he upsets you call me and I'll have a heart to heart. Captain and I " Mary giggled into darcys side , like Steve would ever hurt Darcy. Darcy smiled into the blanket peaking out at them

" Thanks Phil. I know I'm worying over nothing, but its not me you need to worry about. You need to shovel talk Bucky so he treats Mary Right." Mary sputtered as Phil raised an eyebrow looking over at her.

" Do I need to teach him how to treat you as a lady?" He asked he sounded so freaking serious Mary felt a shiver up her spine. She shook her head as her sister said

"Yup". Mary huffed smacking Darcy's ass sharply

"Stop deflecting." She screeched as Darcy dissolved into giggles making both Phil and Mary relax.

Hello Guy's and Dolls I'm sorry it took me soo long to post this, I hope you enjoyed this chapter next time Darcy goes back to the tower. Please review it makes me as happy as a ballet dancing hippo all I need is the crocodile! Thanks to all who reviewed the last chapter - Love Dizzy