For the sake of the rating, most swear words have been... um, censored. So most words spoken by Hidan will look like this, ____. Sorry, but Bri Nara doesn't cuss. But Suka is begging me to take the censor off.

"Suka, why do we have to be Akatsuki members again?" whispered Bri to her cousin on their way to the base.

"It's part of the mission and you know I'm in love with at least half of them!" Suka whispered back.

"But I'm not! You know what happens in every Akatsuki-fangirl fanfic! I don't want to end up liking Hidan the... um..."

"B_____?"

"Cousin! Watch your language! If you're gonna cuss, then use Hidan instead, like I do!" (Or try to do.) "And yes, he's what you said."

"But he's hot!"

Bri had on a disgusted face. "Ewww! You like that dirty-mouthed zombie?!"

"No, I only think he's a hot b_____!"

"How the Hidan are we related?" Bri's eye twitched. (As you can see, I hate Hidan. You Shippuuden fans who know who my favorite character is, can guess why.)

"You two," said Deidara up ahead, "stop whispering, un! We're here, un!"

Bri and Suka looked around, all they saw was a big rock. "We don't seem to be anywhere, Deidara-sempai," said Bri.

Sasori looked like he was going to laugh when he saw the look on Deidara's face. "Heh. Sempai she calls you. Just like Zetsu's assistant."

"You mean Tobi?" Suka asked.

"So you know his name too."

Bri dragged Suka away from Sasori and Deidara for a breif moment. "What the heck is going on?!" Bri whispered. "Tobi isn't supposed to be here yet! He's supposed to be here in Shippuuden!"

"Maybe we're speeding up the rate of the show by being here," Suka whispered back. (Now that I think about it, it is possible. O_o)

"Or Tobi worked for Zetsu two years before Shippuuden starts!"

Before they could continue, the big rock started moving. It rolled over, squishing at least ten trees in the process. When Bri and Suka looked inside, they saw a flash of orange heading for Deidara.

"SEMPAI!" It was Tobi, wearing dark clothes, saying something rapidly to Deidara.

"TOBI-KUN!" Suka had hearts in her eyes again as she fan glomped Tobi. "Tobi-kun! You are my idol! I always wanted to be like you!" Then came out a fangirl scream.

"Help me, Deidara-sempai!"

Bri dragged Suka off of the now tramatized Tobi. "That was the scariest thing Tobi ever felt in his life..." said a small voice behind the orange mask.

"It's called a fan glomp. With Suka, that's her lethal weapon. Just ask Master Sasori."

Sasori showed Tobi his broken puppet arm. "She is incredibly strong. I'd stay away from her if I were you. Now, if Leader is in there-"

"PEIN?! EEEEKKKK!" Suka ran inside faster than humanly possible. Then there was the faint sound of "Pein-sama-kun!" and an "oof!"

... Two hours later ...

Bri and Hidan were working together to cuss out the leader of Akatsuki (Hidan doing the actually cussing, I was just saying the usual insults). Kisame, Suka, and the white half of Zetsu looked like they would die from laughter. Everyone else shared the stoic look that said "What the heck?"

"You can't be serious, Pein!"

"This is f___ing cruel!"

"You-"

"Expect me-"

"To work-"

"With this little-"

"B_____?"

"No way!"

"F___ no!"

"I refuse to work with this foul-mouthed zombie!"

"I'd die before I work with this ugly-a___ b____!"

"What did you call me, Hidan?!"

"I called you a b____!"

Then the debate versus Pein turned into a fist fight between Bri and Hidan. Suka and Zetsu laughed harder as Hidan threw away his scythe and tried to put Bri in a headlock. Bri bit Hidan (EW! He tatses awful! XP) and tried to twist his arm behind his back.

Then a hand seized Bri's throat and lifted her into the air. She tried to get the hand off, but the strong fingers wouldn't even move. Another hand grabbed Hidan's throat and lifted him up too.

"What the f___, Kakuzu?!"

"It was the only way to get you two to shut up," said the masked man. He dropped both of them.

Hidan and Bri looked at each other for a moment, then turned away with a pout on each of their faces. (OMG, little kid moment!)

"You are to work with them, Bri. Seeing that you and your friend cannot official become Akatsuki until one of us dies. You are going to assist Hidan and Kakuzu, while Suka assists Itachi and Kisame, understand?"

"Yes!" Bri said in a very loud sarcastic voice. "Yes, Leader Pein-in-my..."

Suka ran over covered Bri's mouth before the sentense was done. "She understands, Leader."