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Chapter forty-four Unexpected Surprises and Pink Goo
Darcy rushed into the arms of a bedraggled looking Jane. Mary stayed in Phil's arms head still pressed to his chest since he was still holding her tight. Jane Foster would never hurt her, well she guessed she wouldn't having never meet the woman. Her attention was drawn back to Darcy who was shirking at an obscenely loud pitch
" Why are you in New York?!" She asked, Jane just smiled at Darcy then reached out a hand to clasp Phil's free one.
" How are you still alive?" She whispered sounding almost in awe. Then added eyeing warily at Mary
" And why are their two Darcys ?" She said letting go of Phil's hand and tugging Mary into her rather tight embrace. Darcy didn't correct her because she was overcome with loud snotty sobs, Phil sighed
"My rebirth is a long story and they'er aren't two Darcys. This is her twin sister Mary Lewis." He corrected but Jane just snorted looking suspicious.
" Bull" she didn't release either of them, Phil pinched the bridge of his nose in utter frustration.
" They are indeed twins as you can see they are not identical, Darcy is two inches taller and Mary is a little slimer but still plush." He gritted and Mary felt her face flame, plush?! was that his nice way of saying she was chubby? Darcy was still sobbing away seeming not to of heard Jane or Phil. Phil went on skipping over the whole plush thing
" To repeat Darcy's question , why are you back in New York?" Phil repeated still sounding aggravated
" Mr. stark offered me a job last year. But I wasn't done with my research, I've recently finished and his offer was open ended.' She inclined her head to a slim young man dressed in jeans oversize hooded sweatshirt and a red beanie on his head.
"This is Ian my intern so I've brought him with me." Phil eyed the young man looking adoringly at Darcy and Mary for some reason Phil didn't looked to pleased at the goofy looking interns adoring gaze. He gently pulled both twins from Jane's tight grasp. The scientist looked ready to fall over from exhaustion.
" Girls lets let rest ,Jarvis I'll leave the rest to you." and he steered a snotty Darcy and a flustered Mary out of the common room.
The next morning found Darcy , Jane , Mary and Ian in Jane's brand new state of the art lab. Pepper had it up and running two hours after Jane set foot in stark tower, of course Darcy was sure Jane was init as soon as she woke up from her exhaustion induced nap. She was making some kind of pink oozy goo
" What the hell is that?" Darcy asked perching onto a roller chair spinning around some. She was back in her lab gear, jeans a baggy band tee and overly large knit gray cardigan and her favorite burgundy beany. Mary on the other hand was dressed in a simple pair of black leggings , a pink tunic tee over it a fluffy pink angora cardigan with pearl buttons, Jane who still firmly believed no matter what Darcy, Mary or Jarvis told her that Mary was in fact a batched clone of Darcy and had dubbed her Dolly Darcy. which completely annoyed both twins to no end.
Jane looked down at the goo " its a form of liquid.." As she began rambling neither Darcy or Mary could follow exactly what Jane was saying in her science gobbledy gook. Phil fetched the twins after they spent seven hours helping Jane get organized. While she and Ian worked on her pink goo, he frogged marched them to the full service twenty-four hour cafeteria in the middle of Stark tower.
" I know its nice to have back, but lets not neglect ourselves." He lectured as he loaded food onto there trays. Mumbling about fuzzy headed beautiful twins that didn't do his punctured heart any good. Darcy laughed looping an arm around his shoulders
" Dose that make you our 'handler' Phil?' She asked with a playful smirk on her face, Phil let out a fake forlorn sigh
" God help me I think it dose" He ruffled both girls hair and nudged Mary gently
" Do you want carrots?" He asked nodding towards a dish of candied carrots, Mary shook her had as Darcy made gimme gimme hands at Phil
" Me I do, She doesn't like sweet carrots ." Her tray was so full Mary wondered if Darcy would even eat it all of late she been too sick to stomach anything but sprite, crackers and the odd slim jim.
Watching Darcy experiment with food was kind of disgusting to Mary, Phil didn't seem to mind, but watching her sister pour syrup and hot sauce onto blueberry waffles made Mary twitch. They were just about to finish up their meals, when the whole cafeteria shook and a boom sounded.
"What the frikity frack was that?" Darcy asked
" An explosion m'am in lab." Jarvis informed them
" Oh god is she okay?" Darcy jumped to her feet already heading for the door of the cafeteria Phil and Mary behind her.
" Yes m'am the explosion was contained no one was hurt." Jarvis confirmed, Phil blew out a sigh happy he moved the girls to the cafeteria. They made it to the lab to see a slightly scorched Jane and a pink goo covered unconscious Ian rolled out of the lab.
"Is he okay do you know what that goo will do to him?" Darcy asked Phil
" No idea but they'll check him out in the infirmary, Stark has the best doctors on his payroll."
The next morning Darcy, Mary , Jane and Phil were in the common room having a cup of coffee. Darcy loved that tony had a bad ass coffee machine, that could make any type of coffee, except for frappes. It was good enough but not the exact same as going to a coffee shop, but it would do at the crack of dawn, okay like at eight a.m. Ian floated into the common room, like dancing on sometime of invisible wind a freaky angelic smile on his face.
" Hello my beautiful exotic queens." He wrapped his arms around both girls, Mary stiffened and Darcy slapped his arm away
" What kind of pills do they have you on?" She asked but he was to busy humming trying to get his arm back around Darcy, she put her hand on his face and Phil pulled him away by the back of his sweatshirt. Ian stretched out his arms trying to grab onto Darcy his arms stretching out his skin changing.
" Is he turning pink?" Jane asked, and he was his skin was turning a bright pink his face changing morphing. And with a pop he pulled free of Phil flying forward shrinking down to the size of a golf ball Mary caught him easily. Opening her hands they all stared down at the tiny pink octopus currently rolling around in her palm.
" He's a fucking octopus!" Darcy gasped poking the little pink Ian, he warped a little tentacle around her finger
"See Jane, this is why you cant keep an intern!" Jane huffed looking a little put off
" I didn't know the goo would turn him into an octopus!" She snapped, Phil pinched the bridge of his nose.
" I don't see a difference." Darcy said pulling her finger free
" Kinda suits him." Mary whispered, Jane blinks owlishly looking down at Ian
"Yeah" she agreed with a nod
"Poor bastard." Phil muttered under his breath
Hello guys and Dolls I'm so sorry that it took me so long to post what with my divorce and moving from my house to a new one and trying to get custody of my four legged baby last year was tough, but I'm back! And so happy for all those who reviewed my story. Let me be your sweetheart is almost done but don't worry that wont be the end another story is coming. in this chapter Jane is back next time Steve and bucky are back and bedlam ensues. Please review it makes me so very happy- Love Dizzy
