"Leader, please, may I be on a Deidara-sempai and Master Sasori's team?"
"Hey, I thought we agreed that neither of us gets to be with Deidara-kun!" whined Suka.
"But you're with your boyfriend Itachi. So this makes it even."
"No, it's not! They're the cutest team on Akatsuki!"
"Relax, I won't touch Master Sasori. I make no promises about Sempai though."
Pein watched as Bri and Suka bickered about whether or not Bri should be with Deidara. I can't believe I'm admitting this, thought Pein, but they fight more than Hidan and Kakuzu. They might even give Deidara and Sasori a run for their money.
"Leader," Bri got down on her knees as Suka laughed. "Leader Pein, please let me be on Deidara and Sasori's team." Pein raised an eyebrow.
"Do you like Deidara that much?" asked Pein.
"No, but I hate Hidan this much."
"Get up. Show some dignity." Bri got back up and brushed whatever dust she got on her knees. "Seeing that you would go so far to avoid Hidan, I'll let you go be with Deidara and Sasori."
"What? You mean it? Thank you Nagato!" She went up to Pein and hugged him. (Yes, I was that happy to get away from Hidan. -_-)
"We should have a way to celebrate," said Suka.
"Really, how?" Bri asked. Pein didn't even care until he heard the way Suka said it.
"Truth or dare..." Pein noticed Bri look of wide-eyed terror.
"What's truth or dare?" Pein asked.
"A game."
"A horrible horrible game, Leader."
"Where you make someone tell a truth about themselves."
"Or do the worst dares possible."
Pein really had no idea who's opinion to follow on this. Bri made it sound like a punishment and Suka made it sound like a child's game. "I get the others."
...
So later, after Bri and Suka explained the rules, Bri started out the game. All the Akatsuki were sitting in a circle, even Tobi was there. Everyone was waiting for who Bri would chose.
"Hidan, truth or dare?"
"Dare me, Bri___."
"I dare you to..." she whispered the rest of the dare into his ear. From the look on his face, it said the dare was a special punishment.
"F___ no!"
"Remember, if you don't do the dare, then you suffer a worse punishment."
Hidan glared at Bri and mumbled "I'll do the f____ing dare."
Bri went into a dark hallway while Hidan stood up. A black shadow reached Hidan's feet. He grabbed his scythe and grabbed it like a microphone. Then random singing from the hallway was loud enough to hear. Hidan started dancing to it.
WOW!
I feel so good, da na da na na na na!
And I know that I would now, da na da na na na na!
I FEEEEL so GOOOD, da na da na na na na na!
And I know that I would now, na na na na na na na!
SO GOOD! DUN DUN! SO GOOD! DUN DUN!
DUN DUN, DUN DUN!
WOW!
During the entire song, Hidan was doing a mix between the bunnyhop and a hula. And at the end, he did a split. Suka was bent over from laughing. Everyone else was thinking It sucks to be Hidan right now.
The shadow went away from Hidan but he remained in his painful split. Bri came back from the hallway with a very obvious limp. (I can't do a split either.) A sat down beside Hidan. Bri was grinning from ear to ear.
Hidan turned his head to glare at her. "I hate you so f___ing much right now."
"It's your turn to ask someone, Zombieboy."
"Kakuzu, truth or dare."
"Truth," Kakuzu said. "I don't want to end up like you."
"How many f___ing bounties have you caught instead of doing your f___ing mission?"
"I refuse to answer that."
Suka interrupted then. "Remember, do it or punishment. And for you, you have to give everyone here a split of your money."
Several people there, grinned. Bri and Kisame held out their hands to Kakuzu expectantly. "Pay up," they said together.
"Fine, I'll tell the truth. I lost count around 57. Now that it's my turn, Itachi, truth or dare."
"Truth," said Dead-Eye.
Kakuzu was about to say the accutually truth until he looked into Itachi's eyes. "Will it kill you to turn that stupid Sharingan off for one second?!"
"No." Itachi's eyes turned black. "Zetsu, truth or dare?"
"Dare me," said Zetsu's black side.
"I dare you to be hugged by Suka."
Zetsu looked at Sasori, remembering how his arm broke. Suka had a disgusted look on her face.
"Ew! Itachi-kun! I don't want to hug Zetsu! He's icky!" She glanced over at Zetsu. "No offense."
"None taken," said the white half.
"Just hug him, Suka."
Suka walked over to Zetsu. Suka and the black half of Zetsu looked annoyed, but the white half just looked surprised. Suka wrapped her arms around Zetsu for about a second, then ran back to her spot.
"That was it? What a disapointment."
"What happened, un? I didn't hear a crack, un."
"Sure," said Sasori. "You break my arm and Zetsu is still in one piece."
"But love hurts, Sasori-kun. This means I don't even like Zetsu. No offense."
"None taken. Kisame, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to stick your head in a fish tank and keep it there for five hours. To prove if you're a fish."
"But I'm human."
"Riiiight," Suka, Bri, Hidan, white-Zetsu, Tobi, and Deidara said together.
Kisame dragged out a big fish tank and dunked his spiky head inside. A few bubbles came out of his mouth as he smiled at Bri.
"I'm not coming in there, Kisame."
Kisame looked at Deidara and grinned. He mouthed the words Truth or Dare?
"Dare, un."
Kisame pointed at Suka, and made a kissy face. Deidara's eye widened. Suka winked.
Deidara walked over to Suka a quickly kissed her forehead. But Suka wrapped her arms around Deidara's waist and elbows; and hugged him. CRACK!
"SUKA! YOU BROKE DEIDARA!" Bri pointed at the Akatsuki member who's arms were bending the wrong way.
"Ow...un. Suka, truth or dare?"
"Truth, Deidara-kun."
"How many people here do you like, un? I mean, break their freaking arms like, un."
Suka counted the people there. "Six." Almost every Akatsuki member's eyes widened in horror. Only Zetsu and Kisame knew that she didn't mean them.
"Bri-chan, truth or dare?"
(I'm gonna regret saying this.) "Dare."
"I dare you to..." Suka glanced between Hidan and Zetsu. "I dare you to hug Hidan and kiss Zetsu."
Hidan, Bri, and Zetsu all looked like Suka said their death sentense. Bri looked at Hidan, and Hidan looked at Bri.
"I f___ing hate you, Bri___."
"I know, Zombie."
Bri threw her arms around Hidan's neck for a second then walked over to Zetsu. Again, black-Zetsu was annoyed while the white-Zetsu was surprised.
"This means absolutely nothing, got it?"
Zetsu nodded. And Bri kissed Zetsu on the cheek. (I'm gonna need to wash my mouth ten times and live in the shower to get the Hidan-germs off. .)
Bri sat back in her spot. "Tobi, truth or dare?"
"Tobi pick dare."
Bri thought about making Tobi dance to I'm walking on Sunshine, then had a better idea. "I dare you to take your mask off."
Tobi shrugged. "Ok." Tobi grabbed the side of his mask. (Drum roll please!) He was about to take the right side off until the lights suddenly went out.
"NOOOOOOOOO, UN!"
"WHAT THE F___ HAPPENED TO THE LIGHTS?!"
"HIDAN! I REALLY WANTED TO SEE TOBI'S FACE!"
"Well, Tobi took the mask off. Tobi going to bed."
Man, I really wanted to see Tobi's face. -_-"
Well, the 6 people Suka-sempai likes are:
Sasori, Deidara, Itachi, Tobi, Pein, and Hidan.
