The morning after Akatsuki truth or dare was tense. Deidara had his forearms wrapped in bandages because of Suka's deathhug. Hidan glared at Bri as she limped into the kitchen. Bri eyes were daggers as she looked at Suka. Everyone was quiet.

"Hey, Suka," said Bri, completely stabbing the silence. "I would like to thank you for the truth or dare last night. So I left a cake in the fridge for you."

"Really? Thanks Bri-chan." Suka walked over to the fridge. Bri and Deidara looked at each other by the corners of there eyes. They nodded when Suka pulled out a big pink cake.

"Did you make this, Bri?"

"You know I can't cook. Deidara-sempai helped me a little."

"Aw, thanks Deidara-kun." Suka brought the cake closer to her face.

Then Bri and Deidara made the same handsign. "Katsu, un."

BOOM! Suka was suddenly covered in frosting from the neck up. Bri and Deidara high-fived each other.

"DEIDARA YOU B______!"

"Hey, I thought you liked me, un."

"NOT RIGHT NOW, B_______!"

"Come on, you don't mean that, Suka. Deidara's the bomb."

Suka shook a fist at Deidara and Bri. "I'm going to get you for this."

...

Later when Bri was exhausted and wanted to go to bed, she walked into her room to see a nightmare. Everything was on the ceiling; the bed, the rug, the dresser, even a little Deidara rag doll was glued to the ceiling by its hair.

"That's it, this means war..."

...

Bri marched in front of her troops as they sat in a row. "Men, I have gathered you here today to inform you that the Akatsuki is in a civil prank war." Zetsu raised his hand. "Yes, Zetsu?"

"What's a civil prank war?"

"It's when a group split into two teams and pull pranks on each other."

"Do we have to pay for this war?" Kakuzu asked.

"Oh, we'll pay alright. Our dignity is on the line here!"

"All because you and Deidara blew up a cake?"

"Yup. And most likely she gathered followers. Hidan is probably on her side, and it looked like Sasori's puppet glue in my room."

"And why should we help you?" asked Kisame.

Bri looked Sushi right in the face. Kisame gulped.

"Oh, I don't know. I'm just worrying about what could happen if there were civilians in this war. I mean, I could only imagine you getting caught in the crossfire. Somebody ending up neck-deep in chocolate pudding."

Kakuzu, Kisame, and Zetsu looked at each other. "Better join, un," said Bri's second-in-command. "I could only imagine what might happen if Hidan really is involved, un."

"Fine," said Kisame, "we're in."

...

Zetsu walked out of his room in the morning to find Tobi. Tobi waved happily. "Good morning, Zetsu!"

"Good morning."

Tobi walked right past Zetsu's right side, then a minute later ran past his left.

"Oh! Tobi forgot! Tobi forgot something in Tobi's room!" Tobi ran into his room.

As Zetsu walked into the kitchen and past Hidan, there's where it began. Hidan looked at Zetsu pass him, then burst out laughing. Both halves of Zetsu's face looked confused.

"What?" But the Jashinist kept on laughing. "What is it, idiot?" Hidan kept on laughing.

Then Bri walked in, and barely managed to hold back a laugh. On the right venus flytrap thing (Zetsu's white-side) somebody wrote in white paint "Mr. Happy Sunshine." And as Zetsu turned around to talk to Bri, she saw that on the left side (Zetsu's black-side) somebody wrote in black paint "Mr. Crabbypants."

"Um...heh...Zetsu...somebody kinda wrote on the plant thing..."

"What did they write?"

Bri pointed at black-Zetsu. "They wrote for you 'Mr. Crabbypants.'" She pointed at white-Zetsu. "And for you, 'Mr. Happy Sunshine.'" Bri was surprised she could even say that with a straight face.

"Haha...It describes you well," white-Zetsu said.

"Shut up."

...

Tobi was walking down the hallway, on his way to his baked heaven. Suka baked cookies for Tobi because he's one of her favorite Akatsuki members (Or, soon-to-be Akatsuki member).

"Ah, Tobi like Suka's cookies. Tobi hopes it still there."

Tobi walked into the kitchen to see Sasori, with cookie crumbs on his face and a chocolate-chip cookie in his hand. Sasori looked at Tobi with his half-lidded eyes and said "Hello, Tobi."

"HEY! THAT'S TOBI'S COOKIE!!!" Tobi pointed an accusing finger at Sasori. Sasori cramped the cookie he had into his mouth and ran like there was no tommorrow.

The cookie-theif disappeared in the hallway just as the real Sasori was walking out of his room. Tobi ran down the hallway and tackled Sasori (I'm talking about a freaking American football tackle).

"TOBI?! WHAT THE-?!"

"GIVE TOBI BACK TOBI'S COOKIE!"

In Kisame's room, Bri and Kisame were listening to Tobi beat the crap out of Sasori. Kisame laughed and wiped the cookie crumps off his mouth.

"Nice work, Sushi."

"Thanks, Bri."

...

"AHHHHHHHH!"

"Kakuzu! What's wrong?" Zetsu asked.

"Someone put a genjutsu on my room! Burning money, all my bounties running free! It was horrible!"

"Itachi."

That night when Itachi closed his eyes to go to sleep, a horrifying sound reached his ears.

"I love you, you love me.

We're a happy faamiily.

With a great big hug,

And a kiss from me to you.

Won't you say you love me too?

(Special Bri made verse =D)

We all know, you love Sasuke too.

He's the reason that you're blue.

And way deep down,

Your baby bro loves you too.

Itachi, admit it, you love him too."

Itachi opened his eyes and snapped up in his bed. "What the-?!" The singing stopped. He leaned back in his bed and closed his eyes. The singing started again. For the entire night, every time Itachi closed his eyes, the Barney song would start. (Isn't this horrifying, peoples? XD)

What Itachi didn't know was that Zetsu was watching him, giving Bri the signal to start the song every time Itachi's eyes were closed. Zetsu left around three in the morning when Bri fell asleep under Itachi's bed.

When Itachi woke up in the morning, he heard snoring. Coming from under his bed. Itachi looked, there was Bri sleeping under his bed the night that horrible song played. Itachi put two and two together and figured who was singing.

"Bri. Wake up."

Bri opened her eyes and the first thing she saw in the morning was the Sharingan.

Suddenly Bri was in a field with no grass. Only herself, Itachi, Deidara and Zetsu on the ground, and Itachi's swords. (Dang, he must really be ticked about the Barney song. O_O") Itachi was singing the song, stabbing either Deidara or Zetsu with each line.

"I love you." Stab. "You love me." Stab. "We're a happy family." Double stab. "With a great big hug." Stab. "And a kiss from me to you." Stab. "Won't you say you love me too?" Slice.

"DEIDARA! ZETSU!"

Deidara and Zetsu ran into Itachi's room. Itachi was standing before Bri, who was curled up in a little ball on the floor. Itachi walked right past them and mumbled "Good morning."

...

"HIDAN, YOU SON OF A B____, UN!" Deidara yelled as he ran out of the bathroom, wearing nothing but a towel. Deidara's blue eye was scarier than a Sharingan in that moment. Because Hidan, absolute pain in the neck Hidan, replaced Deidara's shampoo with paint.

Deidara's usually golden colored hair was green. The nastiest shade of green you could imagine. Bri sensed Deidara's aura of menace and backed away.

"Dei... Deidara-sempai... calm down..." Bri said nervously.

"No, Hidan's going to pay, un."

"You mean we're allowed to mess up Hidan?"

The green-haired Deidara simply nodded.

Bri had on an evil smile. "Do you know how long I've been waiting for this?! WOOHOO!"

...

Hidan walked into his room. "WHAT THE F___?!"

Weapons. Axes, swords, kunai, shruiken, even Hidan's scythe came charging towards him. And since Hidan was the slowest person in Akatsuki, there was no way he could avoid what happened next.

Bri made the trap specifically to disembody Hidan. With the axes cutting off his arms, swords cutting off his legs, and the scythe to cut off his head. Yes, Bri is very sadistic when it comes to Hidan.

Hidan's head landed on the ground with a thud. He looked up to see Bri and an again blonde Deidara looking down at him.

"Hey, you mind getting me to Kakuzu?"

Bri grinned. "Sorry Hidan, we have different plans with you." Deidara picked Hidan up by his hair.

"Ow! What the f___, Deidara?!"

"People don't like it when you dye their hair green, un."

Bri and Deidara started walking with Hidan's helpless head.

"I-I was kidding about that! Can't you take a f___ing joke?"

"No, un."

Bri and Deidara were in the bathroom with Hidan. Deidara reached into the pouch where he kept his clay and pulled out a little clay ball. He threw it into the toilet and flushed. Then Bri happily took Hidan's head and dunked it.

"AWWW! THIS IS F___ING NASTY! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE PUTTING ME IN THIS S___HOLE!"

Deidara and Bri walked out of the bathroom. Bri closed the door as Deidara said, "Katsu, un."

KABOOM! There was a splash, then a plop, then a squish.

"EW! YOU TWO ARE F___ING DEAD! YOU HEAR ME?!"

...

"Now, it is time to unleash the ultimate prank."

The kitchen was a hazard. There was maple syrup all over the floor, syrup balloons over the door, and a pillow on the fan. Bri's entire team was sitting on the counter, waiting for someone from Suka's side to enter.

"This is gonna be great," Bri said as the door was opening. But instead of the enemy pranksters, it was Pein.

"LEADER! NOOOOO!" Everyone yelled.

Pein stopped, but then Konan bumped into him, causing both of them to go over the tripwire. Then it was raining syrup balloons, splattering Konan and Pein in sticky goo. When they tried to walk, they slipped on the syrup on the floor. Pein reached out to grab something, and grabbed the wire to turn on the fan.

BOOM! The pillow on the fan exploded, causing it to rain feathers. But the last part of the prank was yet to happen. A cabinet flew open, and a mini-catapult threw a perfectly whip-creamed banana-cream pie at Pein. SPLAT!

Only Zetsu had the guts to say anything. "Holy-" "-S___."

So there was Pein and Konan, covered in syrup, feathers, and banana-cream pie. And yet they were freaking scarier than Itachi's Sharingan first thing in the morning.

Suka's team walked into the kitchen, all of their mouths dropped. Prank war is so over.

"It's been nice knowing you guys..." Bri said as she looked into Pein's furious eyes. "Because we are so screwed."

Well, heh, hoped you liked this chapter.

(Writes out my will and claims reviewers get my stash of cookies and potatoe chips if I die in the next chapter. O_O)