Everyone stood in a circle around Pein. Suka was fidgetting with her fingers and Bri was staring at the ground. Everyone had the same thought in mind, We're so dead. We're so dead. We're so freaking dead.
Bri imagined how Pein would do this (In Chibi form because the real way would just scare me). He would stick out his fist in Bri's direction, he would use his "power" to make Bri fly face-first into the fist. Then die from the impact, with a little arrow pointing at her that says "pwned XP".
"Who started it?" Pein asked sternly.
"THEY DID IT!" Suka pointed at the Ponytail-Duo standing next to each other.
"All we did was blow up a cake, un," Deidara stated.
"Suka officially started it when she glued my bed to the ceiling!"
"I didn't start it!"
"Shut up," Pein ordered. Both girls fell quiet. "Now, who was involved?" Everyone except for Pein and Konan raised their hands. "What did you all do?"
"Tobi wrote on Zetsu," said the masked man; who, by the looks of it, was looking down at the floor.
"I made Kakuzu believe I burned his money," Itachi said. "And punished Bri for her little... joke."
"I dyed blondie's hair green," Hidan said.
"I helped glue Bri's stuff to the ceiling," said Sasori.
"I only helped out in the last prank, Leader," Kakuzu said nervously.
"I stole Tobi's cookies," Kisame admitted proudly.
"YOU DID IT?!" Tobi pointed an accusing finger at Kisame. "BUT TOBI BEAT UP SASORI FOR THAT!!!"
"Quiet Tobi," Pein ordered.
"I glued Bri's stuff to the ceiling, and lead Team Hottie," Suka admitted. Pein raised an eyebrow at the name "Team Hottie."
"I was third-in-command of Bri's team. I helped her with the prank on Itachi," Zetsu said. This earned him a death-glare from Itachi. "To be honest, Leader, it was actually fun."
"I was second-in-command of Bri's team, un. I blew up the cake,un. I blew up the pillow, un. I blew up Hidan in the upstairs toilet, un." Deidara grinned as he said the last one and looked at Hidan. Hidan, if possible, made Itachi's death-glare at Zetsu seem weak.
"I lead one of the teams," Bri said. "I came up with my team's pranks ideas. I set up the trap in Hidan's room; I baked the exploding cake; I set up the trap you fell in; and sang the Barney theme song to Itachi all night." Now Itachi's death-glare matched up to Hidan's.
"Now, tell me why you all got involved in this stupid game," ordered Pein.
"She made me hug Hidan. Leader, I don't even want to be on the same planet with Hidan, and she dared me to hug him," Bri said coldly. "It could only mean revenge."
"She blew up a cake on me, Leader!" Suka shouted.
"I wanted to get back at the little b____," Hidan said while he pointed at Bri.
"She broke my arms, un," Deidara said as he pointed at Suka.
"Dei-kun, in two years from now, a lot of people will break your arms."
"Huh?" The blonde bomber looked as confused as Hidan did when Bri told him why she hates him. (Sorry Deidara-sempai, but it true!)
"Now," said Pein, "what to do as punishment. Bri and Suka in particular."
The girls gulped. The mini-Chibi punishment in Bri's head played again.
"You two can get the hell out of my organization." Konan held open the door for Bri and Suka. Pein stuck his hands out.
Before Pein could force them out the door, Bri blurted out, "Bye Deidara-sempai! Bye Sushi! Bye Zetsu! Bye Tobi! And, GOOD BYE HIDAN!" Bri flew out with a whoosh!
Suka looked around to all the men in Akatsuki she liked, and made the phone-hand thing. "Call me." Whoosh!
