Tsunade looked down at her two genin spies on Akatsuki, surprisingly unharmed. She raised an eyebrow and asked, "You two managed to get yourselves kicked out from Akatsuki?" They nodded. "Honestly, why am I even surprised?"
"Because we managed to do it in a week," Bri said.
"Did you, at least, find out some information about them?"
"Tsunade! I'm hurt! We're not that bad as spies!"
"Well, go on, tell me."
Bri cleared her throat and reported. (Remember that I was very ticked off at Tsunade, so excuse me if the report is too long.) "The members are Sasori of the Red Sands, blah blah blah, Deidara of the Hidden Stone Village, blah blah blah, Kakuzu of the Waterfall Village, blah blah blah, Hidan of some-village-that-once-was-a-ninja-village-then-turned-into-a-tourist-trap, blah blah blah, Itachi from here, blah blah blah, Kisame of the Mist, blah blah blah, Zetsu and Tobi from I-don't-know-where, blah blah blah, and Pein and Konan from the Hidden Rain Village. Sasori uses puppets, yadda yadda, Deidara uses bombs, yadda yadda, Kakuzu uses some thread-thingy in his body, yadda yadda, Hidan is immortal and has a big scary scythe, yadda yadda, you know what Itachi can do, yadda yadda, Kisame does stuff with water, yadda yadda, I've never seen Zetsu fight, yadda yadda, Tobi's a fast runner, yadda yadda, I can't tell you what Pein and Konan do because then that'd spoil the mystery and I want to live to be fourteen."
Tsunade's eyebrow twitched. "Can you at least tell me what the look like, without the blahs?"
"Suka broke Sasori's disguise, so look for a young man with brown eyes and red hair. You might not want to bring Suka along because she thinks he's hot."
"Sasori-kun..." said Suka in her own little world.
"Deidara has blonde hair and a bang that covers up one eye. The eye everyone can see is blue."
"Such a beautiful colored blue..."
"Shut up, Suka! Blonde hair, blue eye. Has mouths in his hands. What's with the look, Tsunade? You know you've seen weirder. Oh, don't bring me along if you try to catch him."
"Why?" the Hokage asked.
"Just don't. Well, Kakuzu wears a mask but has strangely colored eyes. Kakashi must have described to you what Kisame and Itachi look like. You can't possibly miss Zetsu."
"Why?"
"Because he has a big venus flytrap thing on his head. And one side of his face is white while the other is black. Again with the look, Tsunade. You honestly act like you've never met Orochimaru. Tobi always wears an orange mask. Konan has blue hair and Pein has a million piercings and orange hair. There, I'm done."
"Bri, you forgot to describe me one. Hidan, was it? You have to tell me about him."
Bri closed her eyes and said stiffly, "Grey hair." Eye twitch. "Purple eyes." Eye twitch. "AND THE DIRTIEST FREAKING MOUTH IN THE WORLD!!!"
Suka tried to tape Bri's mouth shout as Bri yelled out muffled descriptions of Hidan. "She doesn't like talking about Hidan, Lady Tsunade!"
...
Shikamaru came to the door of the Hokage's office, hearing that Bri came back from a mission. When he heard a thump on the other side of the door, he walked in and saw a very strange sight.
Bri was knocked out on the floor with a bump on her head and tape over her mouth. Tsunade had her desk in her hand and was glaring down at Bri. Suka was actually sitting on Bri, so she wouldn't wake up and run.
"Shikamaru," Tsunade said calmly. "Go take Bri home. And bring Sandy Inuzuka here for her ridiculous mission."
The end.
Hoped you liked it. Please review. And I'm sorry if I offended any Hidan fans in this story.
Suka: Yeah! You offend my beautiful dirty zombie! D:
I mean... Hidan ^-^u
Suka... You only decided he was hot after I said I hated him. And no, he's not gonna call you.
Suka: But he has to, 'cause i don't broke his arms TwT
I told Deidara to blow up the phone if he tries.
Suka: I hate you so f***ing much, he's mine Bri*** ¬¬
You broke Deidara's arms.
Suka: ..., Well, I'll see you later Bri, i'm going to join Akatsuki again, bye! :D *runs away*
I'll just tell Neji that he's gonna have to catch his girlfriend dead or alive. X3
Bye people. *waves*
