(A/N: I own nothing, one piece is owned by whoever created one piece)

Sum Head canons (For this story anyway)

-Shiki and Whitebeard frequently got into fights onboard the deck of the rocks pirate's ship with their brawls being as common as breathing, normally starting from childish insults that quickly devolves into a bloodbath unless someone breaks it up before it get's out of hand or they might destroy their bloody ship, it's normally either Linlin's (Who normally cheers on for either one of them to die) or their captain who breaks up their fight... or joins em.

-Luffy's sandals are supreme-grade quality weapons, no one knows it though.

-Luffy/Cracker/Uta share somewhat similar thought processes, normally leading to idiotic shit.

-Melise is a graduate from The Los Santos Institute of Roastology, many characters from different anime, cartoons, movies and games come together to be taught by Professor Lamar, they must sign a contract agreement to keep the institute a secret from anyone they know except their fellow colleagues who also attend the educational facility.

-Cracker has a phobia of anything medical-related that can be painful (Mostly syringes and rubbing alcohol), he mildly fears Smoothie when she once chased him throughout the islands of Totto land wearing a nurse uniform with a comically large syringe during Halloween when she was 10, all the while beaming at him brightly like a child. He ran faster when he saw her expression.

-Katakuri doesn't understand why, but when he sees anything related to fire-fist Ace, the first thing to come to mind is a donut much to the elder brother's confusion over his own thought process over the older brother Luffy sworned with and new captain of the whitebeard pirates.

-Big mom, before Luffy's birth, purposefully ate a shit load of candy and desserts to gain weight in order to get a terrifying appearance so she could use her devil fruit more effectively on people through fear when they see her as an giant ugly monster, making it more easier to drain their souls... She decided to throw that plan out of the window when she sobered up and realize it would also ruin her strength and stamina, especially her Haki if she became more reliant on devil fruit.

-Snack is highly respected amongst his siblings to be the only non-devil fruit user as a sweet general, solely relying on strength, swordsmanship and Haki.

-Smoothie has heterochromia and (Maybe will be added, who knows?) somewhat of a split personality disorder, they both are linked. When she covers her eye she acts serious, but when she uncovers/moves her hair aside, her personality does a 180.

-Akainu is smoking around 1 to 3 packs of Cuban Cigars a day (Each pack containing around 10) after the timeskip.

-Kizaru is at his strongest when he is high asf, his blood flow lowers from hitting a blunt, allowing him to be more calm rather than stressed which he is prone to (Unless high), if enough stress is put onto him, it could kill his high, making it easier to take him down unless he hits another one.

-Smoker is immune to the side effects of smoking solely thanks to his devil fruit that negates it, meaning he can deadass smoke 10 cigarettes at a time if he wants to.

-(Maybe/In consideration) Chopper is a drug dealer and is secretly Kizaru's weed man.

-The man who asked about Roger's treasure at his execution, ASK. D. QUESTIONS, has a bounty of 1,650,000,000... AND RISING WITH EVERY NEW PIRATE CREW RISING UP.


Summary: strange island, Katakuri move development Part 1, The Luffy effect, Melise shit talking

list of charlottes in this chapter because there's a lot of them: Luffy, Smoothie, Cracker, Custard, Angel, Katakuri, Melise

previously:

"Don't tell mama what I said yeah?" Cracker smiled nervously at Smoothie who continued to give a stoic and emotionless look at her brother.

"Buy me grape juice when you come back."

"Deal!"

Yeah, just like a certain strong reckless idiot older brother.

PRESENT:

Chapter 22

25 minutes

It took them 15 to clear the harbor before they spent another 10 minutes pushing up towards the town and closer towards their base.

It was honestly a bit pathetic, they easily plowed through their large forces that spilled forth unto their harbor with minimum effort, some stood out from the rest, but they were dealt with like the rest of them before it was just smooth sailing from that point, they were dealing with pretty much the leftovers at this point.

Many siblings internally admit that it was a nice change in events, going out of Toto land for a nice night stroll through the corpses of their enemies was much more fun than the boring patrol duty and ingredient-gathering task.

They enjoyed this moment of freedom and savored it.

But for the rest, they were rushing it, most prominent being Katakuri, some of them wanted to end on time and head back home and just hit the bed where they let the embrace of sleepiness take hold of their bodies, letting em slumber.

Right now, the siblings closest to the main base of operations were Luffy and Smoothie followed behind by Cracker and his triplet sisters.

Speaking of which...

"These buildings sure are old."

Custard offhandedly commented while walking beside Angel while their big brother was ahead of them.

Angel nodded at that statement as she looked at the two-story building towards her left. the harbor and port's appearance and condition were a stark contrast towards the main town. the Port looked like it was built a month ago while the buildings look centuries old, but unlike ancient ruined buildings, these ones were still very well intact with a bit of moss on it, several cracks forming and a few walls missing a few chunks, but it still held strong.

"It seems abandoned... well before those bastards came over and took over this place and made it their base..." Angel said while Custard nodded at that in agreement.

"Is there anything written down about this island before the organ harvesters came around?" Custard asked Angel who shrugged, making her look at Cracker instead. "Hey Crack!" She said, using his childhood nickname the triplets "Fondly" have given him to get his attention to which it did.

He stopped dead on his tracks and turned slowly towards them "What?"

"Didn't you hear what we were talking about?" She pouted childishly at him while he shrugged in his armor still, she sighed and repeated herself "Is there any history written down about this island before, ya know, the island became the base of these guys?" Custard said, kicking one of many that they had slayed.

Cracker shrugged "Nope, I don't deal with that shit, go ask Mont-D'or about it later when we see him, we probably have a book about it somewhere in our library." He turned back and continued walking while the sisters stalled for a second before they continued walking with a sigh, yeah, they probably should have expected that.

As Cracker walked, he was frowning inside his armor, twitching his eyebrows, digging through his memories.

"Something doesn't add up though..." Cracker said internally, cranking the gears in his head as he started recalling his ventures.

He had been through several missions which involved claiming islands, gathering ingredients and etc. He had been to several places, he wagers about either a quarter or a third of the new world.

He had even travelled to Mogaro Kingdom before to chat with several brokers to enquire information related to something Mama desired, several times throughout his 30s before his strength was required elsewhere, but he still frequented the island somewhat, his last visit being about a year ago.

And he will deny any accusation or claims his siblings made about him going there just to witness the underground fights that happen in a certain part of town while betting most of his allowance and spoils of war on a certain pair of funky siblings, no sir, not at all.

He has taken several routes there, came across several islands along the way when visiting the place...

He never remembered coming across this island before.

Not only that... the map Snack used.

In the library geography section, they have an archive section containing several maps of the entire world, each map made from when a new year came rolling around the corner. The map Snack was using was the most recent and updated one so far until the next year started to roll in.

This island was between Mogaro and Totto Land, big bro Daifuku's island to be more specific that was between the kingdom.

And he had travelled along that path... even departed and sailed off from Daifuku's island once, everything was in proper working condition, everything, the compass definitely was working considering that they were able to reach the kingdom and go back smoothly.

So how the hell did he not see an island that he should have come across?

That was something he will think about later, right now? Just kill anything moves.

"E-Enemy contact!"

Just like right now~

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"Pathetic"

Katakuri huffed in slight disappointment, expecting a much more stronger force than the ones in the harbor, but he easily plowed through them with ease.

Anyone that was called "strong" amongst the enemy ranks were clearly just some guys that has a grasp of Haki, maybe even know a government technique as a bonus... And that was pretty much it.

He had set extremely low expectations for them to be able to put up much of a fight, but they somehow managed to dig underground and go lower than he could have ever imagined.

But honestly... After seeing Luffy easily deal with that one guy back then... yeah, he probably should have foreseen this.

And speaking of Luffy...

He expended and stretched his leg with Mochi, also adding spikes around before hardening it with Haki and let it stay there high up above the buildings before a bunch of enemies bursted forth from their hiding spots and were about to shoot him... until they were squashed by his foot.

"Hmmm... needs more momentum and just general speed... It would be better If I used my arm instead." He commented to himself, retracting his leg and looking at his hand in thought about it, thinking about how he would gain said momentum to slam down his fist at a fast speed...

He also wanted to finish quickly to get back home to eat his beloved donuts~, maybe even spinning one on his finger before he ate it...

spinning a donut...

And it hit him.

He was smiling a bit underneath his scarf as he now knew how he would reach the speed, he saw one of the organ harvesters somehow still alive from his attack and was crawling away, albeit slowly and twitching alot.

He took several steps back while facing the crawling man before... He turned into a donut and was spinning rapidly towards the man.

He leaped up before returning to normal, raised his hand which stretched and enlarged with spikes on it before hardening it with Haki, making it look like a gigantic, spiked mace.

With the momentum from spinning as a donut.. he slammed it hard into the crawling man.

"I will call this... BUZZ CUT MOCHI" he said while inspecting his opponent which was stuck on his arm thanks to the mochi before he grew another idea, a way to finish off the opponent, but he won't put much that much strength into it, the man was already dead upon impact.

He stretched his mochi arm above the buildings and spun several times before he slammed it down, grunting a bit as he put a bit of muscle into it, resulting in an explosion of debris and dust to be formed as he slammed him into the ground, as the dust cleared... a giant hole was formed from where he slammed him into.

Katakuri hummed to himself, satisfied with the move he created before he moved forward while thinking.

"...I wonder how many more moves my little brother shall display?" He mused while walking towards their base, wondering how he can mimic or get inspired by his little brother's move sets.

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Luffy was casually jogging with Smoothie towards their base, occasional punching some dude that popped up.

Keyword being "was."

As he was running, he suddenly stopped in his tracks, frozen in place for a split second before he had a feral grin with a bit of drool coming out as he turned towards the direction...

The direction of where that delicious smell he oh, so bloody missed~

"MEAT!"

He shouted with arms raised before dashing off, literally living Smoothie in dust who just look confused before ultimately shrugging with amusement, little bro has a strong nose when it comes to his favorite food it seemed.

She saw how Luffy dealt with that one guy back hours ago, really not worth remembering with how weak he was, she probably could deal with the boss herself,

but...

She was curious about what meat tasted like...

Smoothie never had eaten anything like meat throughout her life, but her older siblings did, but that was because Mama left them on an island so they wouldn't get hurt while she sailed with the rock's pirates, it was a rare sign of motherly affection considering how she was like before.

Sadly overtime, with how they spent most of their lives in Totto Land where the main source of food is desserts, snacks and sweets after their mother returned after the rock's pirates disbandment, her older siblings gradually forgot the taste of meat, so she really had no idea what the taste is like.

Sure, many of her siblings, including herself obviously with how she was a sweet general, went out of Mama's territory to do tasks and stuff that benefitted the crew and kingdom, but they never really ordered meat before... because they wanted to go back immediately in fear that they would incur the wrath of their mother for taking too long and they WILL have to tell her why it took longer then usual... well back then anyway, they still were on that mindset that something bad would happen if they were later than usual.

"Nothing really changed about that, old habits die hard" she internal thought grimacing a bit at that.

But they were getting better, they were slowly getting used to live and do personal things for themselves and not for their mother's sake and ambition, they were getting used to living out their life's for their own sake and their own lives, do things that they personally wanted to do without ridicule or disgust from their mother's gaze in the past.

They could wear whatever they want without being forcefully dressed up like some kind of doll for all to see and gawk at, they could talk freely and be themselves, no longer putting up a facade because they weren't allowed to show their true selves to others.

She could stop hiding her right eye underneath her hair because it was different than the other.

The mere thought of such freedom hasn't truly gotten through her and the older siblings' skulls yet.

She finally stopped turning her head which kept looking between the path of her objective and looking to place luffy ran off to, to just staring at where he ran off to now.

It wouldn't hurt to be selfish and curious now, would she?

So, she looked at the direction of the base of the enemies before shrugging and heading towards the direction of where her brother went, it might be irresponsible of her to postpone her duties as a sweet general by dragging out her task to eat foreign food... But it was her life.

And damn it she wanted to enjoy and live a little.

And naturally she went from hunting her target to chasing her brother while internally chuckling in amusement.

She never really thought much about her freedom till her brother came in, mere days of him socializing with the few of his siblings, with her personally interacting with Luffy for a few minutes. And yet even with those few minutes of interaction, he had her realizing about how she was free to do whatever she wanted now, without even speaking to her about it!

But looking back, with Brulee who seemed to walk more straighter and brighter after coming back with their little brother, Poire and Basskarte being more confident with their appearance, Pudding when they leaned in to listen to their night conversation.

She couldn't help but hold a genuine smile on her face while facing forward in curiosity and amusement as she spoke to herself.

"Luffy... you are an interesting little brother... I wonder what effect you would have with the others?~"

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"AMAZING!"

Luffy stared starry eyed at what seemed to be the canteen kitchen, there were pots of steaming hot curry with multiple bowls, some empty while some filled with either rice, curry or both.

But he ignored that in favor of staring at the giant amount of Meat stacked on top of one another on a plate.

He ran over and took a bite, before another, and another, and yeah you already get the Giss of it.

"Delicious!~ Not as good as sanji, but delicious~" He exclaimed in joy within bites.

"Oh, so that's what it smells like."

Luffy let a confused "hmm?" before turning to look at Smoothie with a piece of meat still in his mouth, eyeing the meat like it was some sort of artwork in a museum.

Luffy gulped down his food before fully tuning his head to look at Smoothie in confusion before his eyes widen, It can't be...

"O-Oi, why does it sound like you haven't tasted meat before?" Luffy was visible sweating in worry, who in their life hasn't gone on without meat?!

"Because I never did" Smoothie answered with the most genuine voice which had Luffy's jaw hanging low in disbelief, it stretched downwards before eventually hitting the floor.

"EH?! WHAT THE HELL?! YOU NEVER ATE MEAT IN YOUR LIFE?!" Luffy shouted, almost sounding desperate for it to be a lie to which sadly it wasn't, it was merely the truth, confirmed with Smoothie shaking her head at that.

"Most of us grew up eating nothing more than Desserts and sweets, never knew why meat was never imported to Totto land, we had the resources to do so" She shrugged before eyeing the plate.

Smoothie went and extended an arm to grab the meat and Luffy, for once, decided to let someone eat meat in front of him.

Because God damn, a life without knowing the taste of meat is a life he would rather not be in.

Smoothie inspected for the final time before she indulged in her desire, taking a bite out of it, she chewed on it before swallowing it and looking at the meat with awe.

"Delicous!" She engulfed the meat and Luffy smiled... before grabbing the entire plate and eating it.

She knew what meat tasted like, that's all Luffy cared about before he rapidly engulfed it all in front of her who looked surprised, her mouth gaping with the corner of her lips facing upwards while twitching her eyebrows before she rolled her eyes and looked amused rather than annoyed now.

She could enjoy the meat later when it reached Totto Land, she remembered Mama saying she will import it to Totto land, and she takes her promises quite seriously.

Although... her siblings and herself may have to fight their little brother in order to taste even a single slab of it.

"Welp, there's that..." Smoothie said wiping her lips with a handkerchief she kept on her.

"Did you grew up only eating meat or something? you seem quite infatuated with it" Smoothie said, noting how Luffy looked like a dehydrated man in Arabasta found an oasis when he was eating it.

Luffy rubbed his head as the memories of his childhood mentally appeared in his mind while he was smiling to himself.

"Me, Sabo and Ace were raised with mountain bandits, but we normally went out to hunt for our own food cause they wouldn't feed us, if we wanted food, we need to bring the food" He cheerfully recalled those good old days where they used to be together, but they have their own ambitions and goals now, their brotherhood is still strong, but they have their own respective crews that they sail with.

"Gramps would always throw me into a forest into wild beasts to make me strong up until I was 6 where he tried to train me into being a marine" Luffy said grumbling sticking his tongue out at that "As if I would ever be a marine!"

Smoothie on the underhand winced at that, make him stronger her ass, that was blatant fucking child abuse from 'the hero of the navy'.

Although she would admit, that must have been a major factor in her brother gaining Haki at such a young age, seems and sounds traumatizing enough for him to gain Haki that way, the brothers he sworned too probably gained Haki that way too.

She really wanted to bitch slap the fuck out Garp while draining the life out of him for being such an incompetent ass towards her little brother, Dragon more so with how he handed Luffy to said old man, but unfortunately those men aren't here right now.

She shoved her hatred for those bastards aside in favor of generally interacting and getting to know her little brother better.

"That must have been rough being raised by that kind of guy, Mama and him used to fight often 30 or 40 years ago" Smoothie said remembering the bedtime stories and tales their mama talked to them about.

"Eh? Mama fought with gramps?!" Luffy looked generally shocked while Smoothie nodded in confirmation.

Smoothie nodded and took out a pocketwatch before putting it back from where she took it. She had enough time to tell some tales from Mama.

"Yeah! In fact, Mama used to sail with the Yonkos, most obvious being Whitebeard, Kaido and Shiki!"

Luffy sat on the table with his legs crossed while paying very attentively towards this story.

A story that would be spreaded by a golden lion in Sabaody 4 weeks from now.

While Smoothie was retelling small parts of Mama's adventures... A certain sister of theirs was...

having a good time to say the least?

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(I may have to move the story to mature for this, but aye, worth it)

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"LISTEN UP HERE YA FUCKING WANKERS! YOU BLOODY DICKLESS SPINELESS TWATS! YA'ALL CLEARLY ARE CLASS A COMEDIANS, CAUSE YA LIFE IS A FUCKING JOKE!"

Currently, Charlotte Melise was standing on top of a bunch of bruised and bloody bodies who all were conscious, they were beaten to an inch of their lives with most of their bones broken and had no choice but to lay on top of each other while the Charlotte made them question the reasoning for why they were born to this godforsaken world.

She had a huge grin plastered on her face, basking in the joy of being able to pull out her extensive knowledge of Roastology on these cunts. It was nice to let loose on being a proper and elegant lady and rip these fools a new one.

"P-P-Please! M-Mercy!" Some dude said under his helmet.

Melise looked at the man before kicking his helmet off, and looked disgusted, was this guy even a human being at this point?

"AW HELL NAH, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YA?! DID YA STYLE YOUR HAIR TO LOOK LIKE A FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH FOR SEA KINGS?!"

"BET YA HAVE TO PAY EXTRA TO STAY AT A PLACE WHILE GETTING CHARGED WITH EVERY SECOND YOUR THERE DON'T YA?!"

"YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE BEEN THE BRAVEST WOMAN ON THE EARTH WITH HOW SHE LET HERSELF GET SHAGGED BY 16 ANIMALS AND SEA KINGS ALONG WITH 7 DIFFERENT PEOPLE OF VARIOUS RACES TO CREATE AN ABOMINATION LIKE YOU!"

"IF YOU WERE SOLD TO SLAVERY, YOU WOULD BE THE ONE PAYING YOUR MASTER TO HIRE YOU!"

She spitted on the man who looked dead inside before walking towards another victim who was desperately crawling away from the Satan spawn that was Melise.

Looking at her new victim, she just nodded to herself.

"Oh yeah, you must be a Celestial Dragon with that kind of face, cause who in the world would want to go near you?"

"You look like the kind of guy who tries to join in on the conversation of people talking who all look at you like the most creepiest motherfucker they have seen in their life's."

"If you became infamous, you wouldn't have a bounty or be mentioned at all, because why would the navy want to make someone traumatized when they see yo ass in the papers?"

"The only thing you will be attracting in your life is germs and bacteria."

"I thought it was impossible for an aborted fetus to be alive after surgery, but clearly I am wrong."

"Let me guess, Infanthood in the dumpster, childhood in the sewers and adulthood as god's mistake, right?"

"Ya look like ya spend 10 years in prison for public indecency because you didn't wear a paperbag over your H-"

*BANG*

Melise scoffed as the man grabbed a flintflock pistol and shot himself without hesitation after he finally had enough it seemed.

"And it seemed those 10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy."

She just stood there, basking in the absolute Fuck-Fiesta she caused before she saw someone crawling away, looking directly at her. As they made eye contact, the man had eyes of acceptance, he stopped crawling as she walked towards him with a calculative stare, and he knew.

That he was fucked.


(A/N)

-Damn, school started again, so balancing on this is pretty rough, can manage but will be rough, as in it will take longer to write this.

-Anyways, here's a canon omake of Lola's perspective from Thriller bark till now


In the eyes of Charlote Lola

Charlotte Lola was rarely phased by anything nowadays, sailing freely around the seas.

A sea king? She has seen numerous since she was a child, even slayed one as an adult with the aid of one of her siblings.

A Yonko's might? She lived with Mama and was used to fighting Kaido's crew alongside her siblings before she eventually departed from her home.

But she couldn't help but spit out her water, going wide eye as she read below the headlines of "The war of the great".

Monkey. D. Luffy... was Dragon's son... his son... Mama's son... Her brother.

She groaned in frustration, of all times to sail around without any course for a while in order to enjoy the freedom and smell of the fresh seas after being trapped in Thriller bark, it had to be when the navy announced the execution of fire fist Ace.

She recalled those moments in thriller bark where the straw hats saved them before groaning again.

"How couldn't I have noticed?!" Lola was infuriated with herself, she should have had the smallest of suspicions that Luffy was somehow her brother that was taken away from home, even though the chances were small!

His abnormal strength and toughness like how most of her siblings including herself inherited from Mama, although it seemed to be getting weaker and weaker with each new child mama had, rarely did any of younger sibling have the potential to rival the older ones in terms of inherited strength except for Snack.

The way he uses a seemingly useless devil fruit and turned it into a force of nature through sheer creative usages and applications of it similar to some of her own siblings.

His large appetite.

Damn, so that bastard took Luffy to East Blue of all places, no wonder they couldn't find him. They searched everywhere in the new world, leaving Paradise out in belief that Dragon couldn't have gotten THAT far off considering the time it would have took... But he did just that.

She mentally shrugged off trying to think about how the man got that far, and favored those moments she spent blissfully unaware she was conversing with her brother.

"To think I had been saved by my own little brother... Huh" Lola couldn't help but huff in amusement at that.

She dawned a serious face and stood out of the deck, no doubt that word had reached New world.

"Alright! You guys! Chart a new course! We ain't longer free sailing the open seas!" The crew jumped a bit and tensed up, Lola only looked serious in either proposing to another person or in a fight, and she definetely ain't looking to propose.

"W-where to cap?"

"Totto land!" The crew gulped but ultimately responded, they were pretty pale but complied, less tense and fearful knowing about Lola's family.

"AYE!"

"LOOSEN THE TOP SAILS! GET THEM ALL OUT!"

"TURN THE SHIP TO STARBOARD AND LET HER DO THE REST!"

"CHECK THE LOG POSE!"

Lola nodded, proud her crew immediately went into action while she retreated into her captain's quarters.

Before proceeding to look nauseas and green in a sick horrid realization, remembering her first meeting and her choice of words when she met Luffy.

"Oh god... I asked him to marry me..."

Her family was never going to let her live that down if word got out.

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