The next afternoon at the burrow:

"Damn it's 3 in the afternoon and Arthur still not up!" Dumbledore shouted.

"Oh Dumbledore Arthur was playing foot ball yesterday and that fresh mountain air of the burrow will knock anyone out." Molly reasoned as she was giving Ginny a fade haircut.

"All done my sweet!" Molly belched as she gave Ginny a mirror to look at her fresh cut.

"Bwaahh." Dumbledore shuddered as he saw Ginny.

It wasnt all bad for Dumbledore while he's been at the burrow his magical core had fully recovered and he was starting to grow his skin and eyes back!

Dumbledore was currently distracted as he was watching Ron and Neville make out and undress eachother in the living room, until he heard his name called.

"Dumbledore give me a hand with this citi chicken!" Arthur exclaimed, surprising Dumbledore.

"Ok." Dumbledore said boredly.

"What the.." Dumbledore said in disgust as he saw Arthur cut up a pigeon and wrap the meat in newspaper.

"Family recipe!" Arthur exclaimed as he set fire to a pile of wood.

"Newspaper is for the grease and this wood is what makes it good!" Arthur belched with a mouth full of raw pigeon.

"You two done yet we're starving!" Molly squacked as her and Ginny were in a enchanted bubble bath in the middle of the living room.

"Almost done but me and Albus gotta go out to the garage and talk!" Arthur garbled.

Meanwhile the two gryffindor lovers Ronald and Neville Longbottom were leading each other upstairs to make love .

Ron hopped on the bed as neville put a vinyl in the vinyl player before undressing and passionately making out and making love to the beat of the music !

Molly and Ginny were relaxing and enjoying the the vinyl music and the moaning coming from upstairs.

"hweya Momaw imwa Gwet us sum beerz! Ginny belched as she itched her bald head.

"Ok baby hurry back! Molly said sweetly as she gave her daughter a passionate kiss followed by a 30 second frencher.

"Hwey Mowaw Dwo uou wan a Bwud wight or A bwudda bweer!" Ginny quacked.

"Get your a momma a surprise!" Molly boomed.

Then in a split second ginny was grabbed and had her throat slashed by giant machete by none other than bounty hunter Hagrid.

Hagrid then proceded to drink the beer in Ginnys dead hand.

Weasley garage:

Arthur Weasley and Dumbeldore were smoking pot and catching up witch each other. After a while Arthur excused himself to finish his chicken.

Living Room:

Bounty Hunter Hagrid after drinking a beer now held molly at gun point with his crossbow.

"Get out the tub you fat ugly bitch!" Hagrid roared.

Rons room:

Bounty Hunter Davis was in the door way watching with disgust as Ronald and Neville were passionately making hot sweet love.

Davis then saw the vinyl player she then scratched the vinyl.

Ron looked up after the vinyl stopped and saw his nemis Susan Davis in the doorway. she was both grinning and laughing in the doorway.

Neville decided to act brave and drew his wand on Davis. which resulted in Davis whipping out a Desert eagle and shooting mr long bottom in the head.

Ron screamed then charged at Davis which made Davis smile more. She grapped Ronald and thre him down the stairs!.

The Garage:

Dumbledore was smoking the last bit of his blunt when he heard disturbance behind him.

"Ive been looking for you headmaster." Said the voice of none other than Harry Potter !