Author's Notes: I sped through this who I could release this today on Oct 10th, which is Naruto's birthday (HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA BLOND IDIOT), so don't mind the mistakes, for I'll fix them later. Now to go back to studying for midterms and finishing up a research paper, so I won't be touching my stories for a week, so enjoy this update for now.

Also, how dare you White Fang scumbags punch Ruby in her adorable face! *loads shotgun* It's on, bitches!

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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, RWBY, or the other crossovers that'll appear, including any other crossover that might appear.

Special credit and thanks to zemryx for letting me use the RWBY-ifyed Red Queen they drew on DeviantArt.

CHARACTER HEIGHT INFORMATION

I'll not sure if I believe the recent RWBY height chart that came out, and I can barely get an accurate measurement of the characters due to not being HD, so I'm gonna put it like this for certain characters in this story.

Naruto is as tall as Jaune.

Konan is a few inches taller than Cinder.

Ruby is one inch shorter than Yang, which makes her taller than Weiss. (ha ha)


(Opening Theme: This Will Be the Day by Casey Lee Williams)


Chapter 01: Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze


(Naruto's Mindscape)

Naruto's mindscape used to be a dark sewer representing Naruto's despair during his life in Konoha. Now it changed to suit him, the Bijuu, and the goddess living within him. It is a large area with a forest containing trees, with the main area being a small lake with a few stones around it. It was also filled with wildlife, with the animals representing their Bijuu counterpart.

Right now, Naruto was sitting in front of the lake, and he was not alone.

"Mmm~, you're coming along nicely, Na-ru-to-kun…"

"Shini…" Naruto groaned, as he was used to these visits ever since he was five-years-old.

Shinigami, the one who has a claim to his soul once he dies, a fact he learned during his first night in Patch. Ever since then, she's been visiting him periodically when she could, and occasionally dropped off scrolls of jutsu related to his parents. Not only that, she also made sure that he and the Bijuu inside him got along nicely, and contributed to his development.

Now lately whenever she visited, her outfit wasn't very conservative, as she took to showing her cleavage from her G-cup bust and some smooth skin to tease Naruto.

"Flirting with my descendant as usual, Shinigami-sama?"

Shini turned towards the newcomer and stuck her tongue out at the woman interrupting her alone time with Naruto. She's a woman of medium height with extremely long, sweeping hair that touched the ground, white pupiless eyes with a third eye that vertically closed on her forehead, fair skin, delicate facial features with two horn-like protrusions which stuck out from her head and her eyebrows cut short, with a dark shade of lipstick on her lips and a dark shade of nail polish on her long fingernails, and sporting a slender figure with a large D-cup bust hidden behind a flowing, transitional high-collared princess kimono that adorned with intricate lines and tomoe running down the center and edge of the gown, and wide sleeves.

"Someone has to since a certain, grouchy Rabbit Goddess who's still a little hostile to her container, Ootsutsuki Kaguya-chan." Shini replied with said goddess growling.

"I'm not hostile! At least not anymore since he's proved himself to not be like the other power-hungry men in this world." Kaguya countered.

"I do have you to thank for that when you're not giving me nightmares, Kaguya." Naruto said, feeling Shini's hands stiffened.

"That's funny. It sounds like you implied that Kaguya here gave you nightmares." Shini said slowly, looking at Kaguya, who started to back away.

"At first! But I was wrong to do so! I regret it ever since I took a walk through your memories." Kaguya said quickly as Shini stood up and advanced on Kaguya.

"Yeah, three years later." Naruto stated, materializing a stick of pocky and started munching on it, "The longest period in recorded history."

What followed later were the sounds of Shini beating the crap out of Kaguya, who couldn't use her powers to aid her due to them being tightly sealed by Shini and enforced by her sister Kami in secret.

"Did you have to tell her?" a voice asked behind Naruto and sat down next him.

"Kaguya needs to stop treating me like an idiot. She and the others taught me how not to be one, who why treat me like an idiot?" Naruto commented, looking at his newest companion to his right.

She was a beautiful, fair-skinned buxom young woman standing at 5'8ft tall with long silver hair with black streaks that reached down her back with blunt bangs and a single hair strand sticking out from the top like a ahoge, with her long hair tied into ten low ponytails; reddish-purple eyes with three concentric rings and nine tomoe with three on each ring, has a pretty heart-shaped face with pointed ears, large voluptuous J-cup breasts, long toned legs, and wearing a classic white and blue sailor fuku outfit she saw through Naruto's eyes when he was reading a manga, with ten flowing tails waving behind her.

"Because she feels like an idiot herself for letting herself get out of control after eating that chakra fruit, and takes it out on others." the ten-tailed Juubi, Yoko Kagura replied.

"When is she going to realize that it was never her fault. It was Zetsu's when he possessed her to do those things after he killed her only beloved daughter." Naruto said as he threw a pebble that skipped across the lake.

"You'll have to try harder to convince her…" Kagura said sadly, before grinning and nudging Naruto, "When you and Yang are not playing at second base that is."

"Hey, I respect Yang's decision on not going to third base yet! Either of us are ready to be parents yet. Besides, with the strongest beings tickering with my body, no doubt my seed's really potent!" Naruto protested, poking at Kagura as he said the last few words.

"Not really. I thought one of the others told you that you can mentally control the potency of your seed." Kagura said in mild surprise, with Naruto blinking.

"I think if anyone would tell me such a thing, it's either Kiyomi-chan or Kurami-chan, and I believe they neglected to…inform me." Naruto stated flatly with Kagura laughing.

"It's sounds like those foxy vixens wants to be your first time. Fitting since they're been with you since you were born…well, Kiyomi that is." Kagura said thoughtfully.

"Where are they anyway?" Naruto wondered, looking around.

"Both Kiyomi and Kurami are currently scratching each others…itches…if you know what I mean, if the noises in their den are anything to go by." Kagura said a little too brightly, making Naruto sweatdrop.

"Naruto! Why didn't you tell me about Kagura giving you nightmares!?" Shini called out as she dragged a battered Kaguya with her.

"Because I knew you would do THAT to her. The only reason I mentioned it is that her recent insult degraded my integrity, and compared me to those assholes from Konoha." Naruto replied as he glared at Kaguya.

"It must be that time of the month for her." Kagura guessed, with Kaguya throwing a dirty look at her before getting bonked on the head by Shini.

"Next time she's PMSing, just chuck her in a room with a Sound Barrier." Shini suggested, and bonked Kaguya on the head again, adding another lump to her head.

"Will do."

"Right. Well, I better get back. More souls at my doorstep from either getting killed by Grimm or another casualty in the war in Elementia. See you again, Naruto-kun, Kagura!" Shini said before teleporting out.

"I better get up now before either Yang or Ruby ambushes me in my bed again." Naruto said as he got up and stretched, "Not that it's a bad thing of course."

"Keep it in your pants, ya blond baka. You and the others will be heading to Beacon tomorrow. Gotta be rested after all those continuous evening outings you took as a Devil Hunter."

"Yes, mom." Naruto muttered sarcastically as faded away from his, leaving Kagura with a tickmark on her head.

"Smart ass." she said, shaking her head before clamping down on her ears when her senisitive ears picked up the noises of the Kyuubi girls' "climax".


(Unknown Location in Vale)

Outside of a warehouse in Vale on top of the roof parallel to it was a young woman who's former kunoichi from Elementia turned Huntress with a neutral expression on her face. She has blue hair that reaches down to her neck with a large light blue paper flower in her hair, amber eyes, a slender figure with an ample F-cup bust, and wearing a very long navy-blue coat-like dress that split at the waist in front to show her navel and a pair of black shorts with black thigh-high boots.

Since leaving Elementia, Konan Kamihana took strides to adapt to her new life. She bonded with Naruto, who was weary of her at first, before beginning to get along with her. She even bonded with Ruby and Yang, and helped Taiyang out of his previous flunk and raise all three. She then enrolled at Signal Academy, and later Beacon Academy, refusing to let her skills go to waste, and along with her shinobi skills, became a full-fledged Huntress.

As a Huntress with shinobi skills, she found killing the creatures of Grimm easy, and she was well known as the Angel of Death, due to her habit of descending upon her targets in her Shikigami Mode, using her paper Kekkei Genkai to form paper wings and barrage the enemy with said paper.

Right now, she was after an organization that was threatening the peace of the Four Kingdoms of Remnant. It was a mission that was personal for her, for the rumored leader of this group was possibility her former partner in school.

"Not here…" Konan muttered after her Shadow Clones dispelled, "Oh well…"

She made the Sheep hand seal and raised her hand, with paper flowing from her and floated towards the warehouse.

"Shikigami no Mai (Dance of the Shikigami)!"

The sheets of paper then became razor sharp and circled around the warehouse, gathering speed until they formed a cyclone that tore through the warehouse like a hot knife through butter. Konan formed a few more hand seals, and seals with an exploding formula appeared on the paper.

"Blizzard of the Shikigami…"

The shredded warehouse was instantly peppered with explosions before being engulfed in a bigger explosion that quickly disappeared with a wave of Konan's hand. Forming her signature paper wings, she took flight to observe the damage she cuased.

The warehouse was totaled, and the people inside were bleeding from the paper cuts and burned from the explosion. There was just one detail that slightly surprised Konan.

"So, they started recruiting the White Fang to their cause after all. No doubt as expendable soldiers because of them being Faunus."

Faunus. They are a race of humanoid people similar to humans, except for the fact that they possess and share certain physical traits with animals. However, they are discriminated against due to their one major conflict with the Humans year ago, the Faunus Rights Revolution, an attempt by Faunus to gain rights by violence. While they were moderately successful, they're treated like animals or second-class citizens by some Humans, meaning their fight for equality was far from over.

And that's where the White Fang come in; as a radical political organization that was originally founded as a symbol of peace and unity between Faunus and Humans and a voice for the Faunus. At first, they took nonviolent forms of protest against their treatment in the forms of mass rallies and boycotts against organizations that discriminated against the Faunus, and while they swayed the minds of some Humans, it was in the end, a fruitless effort, and the facts that the Schnee Dust Company started a blood conflict with them due to their use of Faunus as slaves didn't help either.

Five years ago, the first leader of the White Fang stepped down, and was replaced by a new leader that was the total opposite when it comes to methods to garner equal rights for the Faunus. Now the organization was violent and aggressive, retaliating against everyone that treated Faunus as lesser beings and slaves.

And now they were starting to ally with those who wish to disrupt the peace, and possibly take over Remnant.

"They must've convinced them that they'll gain quality should they help. Fools, the lot of them. It's like dangling a carrot in front of a rabbit. They'll never get it, for they're nothing more an inexpensive pieces on a chess board." Konan whispered, and looked out into the distance to see planes coming over.

Figuring that she caused enough damage for one night, Konan disappeared in a flurry of paper.


(In another area of Vale, a while later)

Naruto was heading to From Dust Till Dawn, a Dust where they, of course, sells Dust in either its powdered or crystal forms, along with books, tools, cartridges, scales, etc.

"Why the hell do you need to head to the Dust shop? You've stockpiled on enough Dust to last a few months." Kagura said as Naruto walked up to the door of the store.

"Yeah, but I'm gunning for this hybrid-element Dust the Schnee Dust Company just produced, and see if it's compatible with my ladies." Naruto replied.

"Why must you men refer to weapons and objects as females?" Kaguya muttered, "They're inanimate."

"It's something that you wouldn't understand, Kaguya." Naruto replied as he entered the shop, only to be greeted by a surprising sight, as a "customer" whipped around at the sounds of the door opening.

"Oh, Fishcake! What a surprise!" Roman Torchwick said joyfully, while inwardly shocked that Naruto suddenly arrived during his heist.

"Definitely a surprise, Torchwick." Naruto agreed as he looked around, seeing the scared Shopkeeper along with Junior's goons that were now Torchwick's henchmen, "Stealing Lien as always I see."

"Nope," Roman replied and pointed the end of his cane-cannon, Melodic Cudgel, at Naruto, "Just Dust now."

"Why? You stole a hellva lot of Lien in the past. What's the matter? Don't have enough to buy some Dust this time?"

"Oh, trust me, I have more than enough Lien to take years of permanent vacation time, but it's needed, as well as all this Dust."

"For what?" Naruto demanded as some of the henchmen pointed their weapons at him.

"Simple, my dear Fishcake. Revolution." Roman said simply, "Unfortunately, you won't be around to see it. Boys, take h-"

"Hey!"

"Hyah!"

One of the henchmen suddenly flew past them from an aisle. Roman frowned and calmly motions for another henchman to investigate what just happened.

"That voice…" Naruto thought, recognizing it before grinning, "What's the matter, Torchwick? Trouble already?"

"Won't be trouble for long." Roman countered before firing a blast from his Melodic Cudgel at Naruto, who caught out Red Queen and blocked the blast, the forced sending him crashing through the door and out into the street where he landed.

"Freeze! Gah!"

The henchman who went to investigate the disturbance was suddenly tackled out of the shop by a red blur that Naruto definitely recognized too well as it landed right to him.

The cause of the blur was a cute 17-year-old girl with long black hair with a red tint that reaches down her back, silver eyes, pale white skin, a slender figure with D-cup breasts, and wearing a black and red outfit consisting of a red cloak, a blouse, a corset, a frilly skirt, black stocking, and boots, with a belt that holds large cartridges and a magazine pouch for her personal weapon, transforming high caliber sniper scythe named Crescent Rose, which now shifted to Scythe Mode as she stood up next to Naruto.

"A little late night reading, Ruby?" Naruto asked his youngest surrogate sister as he rested Red Queen on his shoulder.

"Something like that, Naruto." Ruby Rose responded to her surrogate brother and hidden crush, smiling as she twirled Crescent Rose around, striking it into the ground before turning off her headphones she had on that was playing "This Will be the Day We Waited For".

"Okayyy…" Roman deadpanned before looking at his remaining henchmen and motioned towards the duo, "Get them!"

The henchmen ran at Naruto and Ruby, the latter spinning around Crescent Rose and kicked the first henchman in the face. Another henchman tried to blindside her, but was smacked away by the flat side of Red Queen. Ruby then gets Crescent Rose out of the ground as Naruto ducks when she fires it off it hit another one with the butt of Crescent Rose, sending them flying. Naruto targeted another one and proceeded to brutally dispatch him with a barrage of combos from Trickster, just as Ruby fires again and brings the side of Crescent Rose down on another henchman. Both frmer students of Signal Academy then used their speed and the recoil of their weapons to dodge the incoming gunfire from the remaining henchmen until a yellow motorcycle suddenly pulled up and rammed them, sending some flying into the store and the others landing in a heap in front of Torchwick.

"Yang!" Ruby squealed cheerfully as the owner of the motorcycle got off and surveyed the scene in front of her.

She was a young girl with bright-gold blonde hair that flow down her back in a loose and messy manner with a few locks sticking out along with an ahoge, lilac colored eyes, pale white skin, a curvy, athletic figure with large E-cup breasts, and wearing a tan with gold trim vest with puffy sleeves and black cuffs over a yellow low-cut crop top with her symbol on it; an orange scarf around her neck, fingerless gloves with her Ember Celica Shot Gauntlets active, black short shorts with a brown belt with a buckle and a pouch, a white symmetrical back skirt, and brown boots with orange socks of different lengths with a bandana wrapped around her left boot.

"You guys okay? Geez, why am I always the one late whenever you throw a party, Naruto?" Yang Xiao Long asked, pouting.

"Don't look at me. They started it." Naruto said, jerking his thumb at Roman, who looked at the knocked out henchmen and shook his head in disappointment.

"You were worth every cent. Truly, you were." Roman noted before turning his attention to Naruto, Ruby, and Yang, dropping his cigar and crushing it with the barrel of Melodic Cudgel as police sirens were heard in the distance, "Red, Yellow, and Fishcake, I think we can all say it's been an eventful evening, and as much as I'd love to stick around, I'm afraid that this is where we part ways."

He fired a red blast at them, and Yang countered by firing her own red blast at the attack to counter the incoming attack, making both attacks explode in midair and created a smokescreen. With a swipe of Red Queen using Wind Chakra, Naruto blew the smoke away to find that Roman wasn't there.

"He's gone!" Yang exclaimed as they looked around.

"Not exactly." Ruby rebuked her and looked to a nearby building across the way there she spotted Roman climbing off a ladder.

"Are you gonna be okay here sir?" Naruto asked the shopkeeper who was still hiding in the shop.

"Uh huh." the shopkeeper nodded quickly, and the trio set off after Roman.

The criminal made it to roof and ran to the edge, with Naruto, Ruby, and Yang following close behind after using their weapon recoils to soar onto the roof.

"End of the line, Torchwick!" Naruto called out as they cornered him

"Persistent." Roman muttered as they prepared to subdue him.

But then, a VTOL (Vertical Take-Off and Landing) tiltjet aircraft called a Bullhead rose up from out of nowhere and opened the hatch to let Roman jump inside.

"It's the end of the line for you and your ladies, Fishcake!" Roman declared after turning around and holding up a red Dust gem.

He threw it at the trio, with Naruto catching it while looking annoyed as Roman fired at them, aiming at the gem. Suddenly, another blur appeared in front of the former students of Signal and blocked the blast.

"Whoa-ho-ho-ho!" Roman laughed, thinking that he got them until the smoke cleared, "Huh?"

"Oh crap…" Naruto groaned upon recognizing the one who blocked the attack he was about to counter.

The figure is a middle-aged woman has very light-blonde hair tied back in a bun with a curl hanging down the right side of face, bright-green eyes with thin rectangular glasses, pale white skin, teal earrings, a slender build, and wears a long-sleeved suit that exposes part of her chest and her cleavage, a purple cape, a black business skirt, and black boots with brown heels.

Pushing up her glasses, Glynda Goodwitch waved her riding crop weapon and summoned several streaks of purple bolts at the Bullhead, which rocked the craft upon impact. Naruto then joined in the fun and used the rifle part of Red Queen to fire at the craft too. Roman struggled to keep his footing in the back of the craft and managed to enter the cockpit, where a woman in red was struggling with the controls.

"It's the Devil Hunter, and he's got a Huntress with him!" Roman said, with the woman quickly getting up headed towards the back as Roman took over the controls.

Glynda's purple Aura then outlined her body for a moment and aimed another blast above the Bullhorn, summoning a dark storm cloud right over the craft. With a flick of Glynda's crop, large jagged ice shards shot from the cloud and pummeled the craft, even breaking the cockpit, with one narrowly missing Roman's head.

Naruto then frowned when he and the other saw a woman at the hanger door, her appearance hidden in shadow, but Naruto recognized the silhouette as the yellow outlines on the woman's red dress lit up.

"Oh double crap! It's Cinder Fall!" Naruto thought in alarm, yet dumbfounded that Roman and Cinder appears to be working together, which doesn't mean anything good, "Ruby! Yang! Jump back now!"

"What?! Why?!" Ruby cried out as Cinder fired several bursts of energy at the group.

"Watch it!" Yang shouted, pulling Ruby away as the blasts came towards them.

Both Naruto and Glynda blocked the blasts, but Cinder raised her hand, with the area around the blonde glowing hot. They backflip out of the explosion that destroyed part of the roof, with Glynda telekinetically gathering the shards from Cinder's attack to create a large arrow and fired it at the Bullhorn. Cinder shattered it with a few fiery blasts, but Glynda reformed it, but Roman moved the craft so it would hit the side of it.

As Glynda reformed them into three arrows with snake-like moments to bind the craft, Naruto shot a chakra chain from the palm of his hand and latched it onto the craft.

"Get over here!" he shouted as he started pulled the Bullhorn to the roof, but several glowing rings appeared around Cinder who shot it out to expand and destroy the shards and the chains, "Shit!"

Naruto took out Thorn and Petal and opened fire upon the craft, with Ruby joining in upon reverting her scythe into its Rifle Mode, and Yang as well, punching bolts of energy with her Ember Celica. Cinder managed to block very shot and summons several blazing circles beneath the group. Acting quickly, Naruto used chakra chains on Ruby and Yang to bring them to him and used shunshin to avoid the attack while Glynda forward-rolled herself away from the explosion. They then looked up to see the hatch close on the Bullhorn as it flew away into the night sky.

"So Cinder employed Roman's services. What a pain." Naruto thought as he watched the craft disappear into the horizon, "I can only hope that the White Fang won't get involved in any of this since they have their own problems."

"Who was that?" Yang wondered as she joined Naruto.

"Just a couple pain in the asses." Naruto responded as Ruby suddenly went fangirl on Glynda.

"You're a Huntress! The real deal! Can I have your autograph?!"


(Vale Police Department, Interrogation Room(?), a while later)

Naruto, Ruby, and Yang were seated at a table underneath a bright light in a small, dark room, with Naruto looking peeved, Ruby was looking ashamed, and Yang was perfectly normal, with Glynda pacing around the table with scroll in the form of a tablet computer.

"Why is it when something happens, it's always you?" Glynda asked Naruto in exasperation.

"I'm here, I'm there, hell I'm everywhere. I'm the eggman." Naruto replied cheekily, with Ruby and Yang failing to contain their giggling, but faltered when Glynda glared at them.

"Enough jokes, Mr. Devil Hunter. Not only have your actions tonight put others in danger, but your sisters here as well." Glynda snapped at him.

"Hey, I just happened to be shopping for Dust when I found Torchwick there robbing the place blind of Dust. Honestly, I wasn't expecting that!" Naruto snapped back.

"Besides, I was reading a magazine when they started it!" Ruby protested childishly.

"I was just passing by during a joyride. I was there by chance." Yang added in her two cents.

"Regardless, if it were up to me, you'd be sent home… With a pat on the back…"

Naruto rolled his eyes while Ruby looked happy and Yang looked confused.

"…And a slap on the wrist!"

She tried to slap the table with her crop, but Naruto caught it with her hand and narrowed his eyes at her.

"Since you're playing the role of a cop, are you charging us with anything or not?" he asked, glaring at her.

"…No. But, there is someone here who would like to meet with you all." Glynda admitted a bit reluctantly, moving out of the doorway to reveal a man in green coming in with a mug of coffee and a plate of cookies.

He is a middle-aged man with tousled gray hair, thin brown eyes with shaded glass spectacles, pale white skin, black eyebrows, and wears a dark-green scarf with a small, purple, cross-shaped emblem on it, an unzipped black suit over a black-buttoned vest with a green undershirt underneath, black trouser shoes and long, dark-green pants.

"Ruby Rose…" he said, leaning towards her to look at her face, "You…have silver eyes."

"Uh, um." Ruby stuttered, looking confused as question marks danced around Naruto and Yang's heads.

"Yang Xiao Long… I can see your mother in you."

"You know where she is?" Yang asked, perking up.

"Sadly I don't." he admit, with Yang looking downtrodden as the man then turned his attention to her fellow blonde, "And finally Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze. It's an honor to meet the famed Devil Hunter I keep hearing about."

"Likewise." Naruto said as they shook hands.

"Now then, onto business. Where do you three learn to do this?" he asked as Glynda's tablet showed Naruto, Ruby, and Yang's fighting.

"Signal Academy." Ruby answered.

"They taught you to use one of the most dangerous weapons ever designed?" the man asked skeptically.

"Of course. We designed them ourselves." Yang asked, showing off Ember Celica in its Gauntlet Mode.

"Some of us did have one teacher in particular through." Naruto said, looking at Ruby as he said this.

The man put the cookies on the table in front of the trio, with Ruby immediately shoveling all of them in her mouth.

"It's just that I've seen one other scythe-wielder of Ruby's skill before. A dusty, old crow."

"Mmmm. Thash oua unkul!" Ruby mumbled through her full mouth, making Naruto smack her on the back of her head.

"That's our Uncle Qrow. He's a teacher at Signal. He mostly took Ruby under his wing, and there are the results." Yang said, nodding towards the tablet that was repeating the footage of the fight.

"So I see." the man said as he sat down, "And what are three islanders like yourselves doing at a school designed to train warriors?"

"It's simple. I want to be a Huntsmen. They want to be Huntresses. We all want to become Hunters. We just graduated from Signal a few months ago, and all three of us passed the entrance exam to Beacon Academy, and received our acceptance letters a while afterwards. All three of us made a promise to become Hunters together." Naruto explained with a grin.

"So you three want to slay monsters?" the man inquired.

"And protect Remnant, and the forces that conspire against it." Yang replied.

"All in all, we're here to protect those who live in this time of peace." Naruto said.

"Yeah! I mean, we knows it's the job of the police, but Huntsmen and Huntress and just so much more romantic and exciting and cool and really, gosh, you know!" Ruby ranted with growing enthusiasm.

Naruto and Yang sweatdropped as Ruby flipped out at the last part, while the man and Glynda studied them for a spell.

"Do you three know exactly who I am?" the man suddenly asked.

"You're Professor Ozpin. You're the headmaster at Beacon Academy." Naruto said as Yang managed to calm Ruby down.

Ozpin smiled at them, "Hello."

"Nice to meet you." Naruto, Ruby, and Yang greeted him.

"So you're coming to my school?"

"You bet!" Ruby cheered.

"Our bags are packed and we're ready to go tomorrow!" Yang declared with her own enthusiasm.

"What they said." Naruto agreed with a smirk.

Ozpin grinned at Glynda, who looked disapproving and rolled her eyes before he turned back to the trio, "Well, see you when you get there."

Naruto, Ruby, and Yang nodded.

"Just curb your pranking when you get there, Mr. Namikaze." Glynda requested in a hint of pleading.

"No promises. Gotta keep everyone on their toes after all." Naruto said, with Glynda groaning.


(Ship inbound to Beacon Academy, the next day)

"You know, I honestly believed after what happened last night, that we nearly screw up our chance to attend Beacon, but it's not the case." Yang said happily as she hugged Naruto and Ruby close, crushing the air out of one of them, "We managed to get off scot-free, and now together, we're going to Beacon! This is the is best day ever!"

"Please stop." Ruby groaned, gasping for air when Naruto got Yang to release them by poking her in her ticklish spot.

"I'd say last night went well. We foiled a robbery and managed to avoid trouble. We're off to a good start. Right Ruby?" Naruto said while clapping Ruby on her back.

"For me, it was nothing, really…" Ruby mumbled.

"What do you mean? What we were caught up in was incredible! Everyone at Beacon's going to think we're the bee's knees!" Yang told her baby sister.

"Hey, I don't want to be the 'bee's knees', okay? I don't want to be any kind of knees! I just want to be a normal girl with normal knees." Ruby protested.

"That ship's sailed the moment we decided to become Hunters. Where's this coming from anyway? I thought you of all people would be excited about this." Naruto commented.

"Of course I'm excited... I just..." Ruby sighed and scratched the back of her head, "I don't want people to think I'm special or anything."

"Ruby…" Naruto said as Yang gave her sister a one-armed hug.

"But you are special." she assured her before hugging her close, "To me that is!"

"Yang!" Ruby wailed as her face was pressed against Yang's breasts, her arms flailing, "Naruto, help me!"

"Sorry Ruby, but I heard it a crime to disrupt such beautiful sisterly bonding." Naruto said as he recorded the moment on his scroll.

This continued on for a several minutes until their attention is drawn to the news feed on VNN (Vale News Network) playing nearby.

"The robbery was led by nefarious criminal Roman Torchwick, who continues to evade authorities. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please contact the Vale Police Department. Back to you Lisa."

"Thank you, Cyril. In other news, this Saturday's Faunus Civil Rights protest turned dark when members of the White Fang disrupted the ceremony until they were driven away by the Huntress known as the Angel of Death. Despite that, the once peaceful organization has now disrupted..."

The news feed was suddenly cut off as a hologram of Glynda Goodwitch replaced it.

"Hello, and welcome to Beacon! My name is Glynda Goodwitch. You are among a privileged few who have received the honor of being selected to attend this prestigious academy! Our world is experiencing an incredible time of peace, and as future Huntsmen and Huntresses, it is your duty to uphold it. You have demonstrated the courage needed for such a task, and now it is our turn to provide you with the knowledge and the training to protect our world."

As the hologram disappeared, everyone looked out the window to see the amazing view.

"Look, you can see Signal from up here!" Ruby exclaimed as Naruto and Yang joined her as they looked down upon the town of Vale and the island of Patch in the far off distance, "I guess home isn't too far after all!"

"Beacon's our home now." Yang said as Naruto put this arms around the girls' shoulders.

"And its gonna be a hellva four years." Naruto added, with the girls' nodding and leaning into him.

The three then heard a passenger groaning and hunched over near the window, and then made a beeline to the back of the ship where the restrooms are.

"Well... I guess the view isn't for everyone." Yang commented as she rolled her eyes.

"It was a nice moment while it lasted." Ruby said as Naruto discreetly stepped away from the two, "I wonder who we're gonna meet!"

"Ugh, I just hope they're better than Vomit Boy." Yang grumbled.

"Yeah~ about that Yang. Vomit Boy threw up on you when he passed by." Naruto said, pointing at her boots.

"Eh? Oh, Yang, gross! There's puke on your shoe!" Ruby shouted and jumped away from her.

"Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!"

"Get-Get away! Get away from me! Get away from me! Get away from me! Get away from me!"

Naruto shook his head as Ruby tried to run away from Yang who was just trying to go the restroom to clean her footwear, and looked out the window see Beacon Academy coming up in the distance.

Despite everything that's happening with Roman Torchwick, Cinder Fall, and the White Fang, Naruto was just looking forward to the next four years at Beacon.

END OF CHAPTER ONE


Next time – Chapter 02: Beacon Academy Arrival (tentative title)

-Upon setting foot on the ground of Beacon Academy, new friends are made and familiar faces show themselves. With the knowledge of teams being established, first impressions can go a long way.

Little Note: Naruto's theme will be Devil Never Cry (Temen-ni-gru Dive/Dead Fantasy 3 Mix), but if anyone got anything better, let me know in the comments section.


REFERENCES

"Get over here!" Mortal Kombat's Scorpion.

"I'm here, I'm there, hell I'm everywhere. I'm the eggman." is based on the uncut line used by Malcolm Tucker from The Thick of It TV show.


Released: Friday, October 10, 2014 (Naruto's Birthday)

Edited: Sunday, October 12, 2014 (made some corrections)