Disclaimer: If I owned POTC, I'd be writing another script instead

Disclaimer: If I owned POTC, I'd be writing another script instead!

This story is dedicated to Flygon Pirate, who said she would not mind Jack singing her room with his clothing on.

Flygon Pirate was sitting on her bed, writing another chapter to her fic: Red Coat Girl (hint hint). All of a sudden there was a loud bang of thunder, and Jack was standing there in her room.

"Ohmigosh, it's JACK SPARROW!!"

Jack, a little freaked, looked around. Remembering the advice his mother once told him (when in doubt, sing) he started to sing.

"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me. We pillage and plunder and rifle and loot, drink up me hearties yo ho!"

The 'when in doubt, sing' came from one of my piano teachers friends. He was a monitor for the room I was playing in, and he said, "When it doubt, dance." I said I wasn't going to dance, so he introduced me to the judges like this: "This is -(insert my name here)- And she will not be dancing for you today." Man, is he silly!