Chapter four: SUPRISE!!
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This Chapter is told from Mitchel's POV.
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I am not having a good day.
First, my flight gets delayed, and I have to stay at the airport all night.
Then, once I am allowed to leave, my luggage gets lost.
I have to give a review to a really weird reporter who only wants to know what my opinions are on Miles.
Only after I hung up the phone did I realize that using the term "I love you, blah blah blah…" was probably not the best for describing about how some crazy fans react when they see me.
I got pulled over by a policeman on the way to Emily's house.
Emily herself suddenly shut up when I told her that she was a good friend.
And now some jackass is yelling at me in my car.
Brilliant.
"I SAID, GET OUT OF THE DAMN CAR!!" the weird man yells.
I roll down my window. "Im just dropping her off , and Ill go park my car after that."
The man shakes his head wildly. "No, no, GET OUT OF THE CAR!!"
Someone's had too much fun with weed lately.
Against my usuall attitude, I step out of the car along with Emily.
"MY SPOT, MY SPOT, YOURE IN MY SPOT!!" the man is yelling.
"What spot?!" I say. "This is the drop off spot in front of the restaurant!"
"Excuse me." The maitre comes over. (NOTE: by maitre I mean whoever that guy is who greets people when they come out of cars.)
"Is there a problem?"
"YES! THIS KID IS IN MY SPOT!!" Mr. Weed yells again.
"Im sorry…" the maître says. "He thinks that this is his spot. It might be a good idea to move."
I nod and go to the car.
"HEY HEY HEY, where do you think you're going?" Crazy Man screams at me.
"I'm going to move my car out of "your spot.". I say.
Crazy Man rolls up his sleeves. "Oh no you don't. Not until I've taught you a good lesson."
He lunges at me while Emily screams. I push him away.
He falls backward and crashes into the maitre, who crashes into a waiter coming out, who spills the soup that he is carrying all over someone coming out. The someone screams.
"WHAT THE HELL??" she screams.
Oh crap.
I recognize her.
That's Rihanna.
Her green eyes blaze as she turns to the waiter. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??" she yells.
"Im sorry!" he squeaks. "I was pushed by that guy!" He points at the maître. Who points at crazy man. Who points at me.
Rihanna's eyes grow wide. "You? The Hannah Montana kid?"
"B-but it wasn't my fault!" I stammer. "It was his!" I point at crazy man.
"But you pushed him, didn't you?" Rihanna says.
"Well, yes but…"
"Well someones gonna pay for this dress!"
As everyone yells, some people with cameras come rushing up.
Great, there's the news tonight.
Wait…why is everyone laughing and clapping?
WHY IS ASHTON KUTCHER RUNNING UP TO ME??
What is thatb hes carrying…it says…
PUNK'D?!
EMILYHOWCOULDYOUASHTONASHTONASHTONOHBOYTHEDUDEISDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!
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I hope that you thought that was funny, cuz that's the funniest thing that's gonna happen for a while. In the next chapter, something very bad happens to one of the characters.
Find ou who.
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