Author's Notes: Sorry this was months late. Maybe after this, there will be a bit of updates, but no promises since I'll be returning to college in a couple weeks for hopefully the last year.
Reading the spoilers of Boruto: Naruto the Movie, and while I'm not fond of it in the slightest, I don't hate Boruto as much as I did after that trailer came out, because Canon!Naruto IS a terrible father in my current opinion as of this update, so I'm indifferent to Boruto now. There's also some others things I want to get off my chest, but I'm going to save it until later.
Also, a very special thank you to those who gave suggestions to the pranks that should happen to Team CRDL. I couldn't use some of them due to the brutality of some, because I still need them in the story, but I'm shelving them for later.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, RWBY, Devil May Cry, or the other crossovers that'll appear, including any other crossovers that might appear.
Special credit and thanks: zemryx for letting me use the RWBY-ifyed Red Queen weapon from Devil May Cry 4 he drew on DeviantArt; and fairy tail dragon slayer for letting me use the Adaptability semblance from his story "Naruto the Huntsmen".
Chapter 09: Chaos in Payback
(Vale Hospital, a few days after the field trip)
Naruto sighed as he rode the elevator up to Jaune's hospital room.
The complexion of Beacon has changed for most of the first-years after they heard what happened to Jaune. While is was never said, everyone learned to put two and two together with the ascendance of Jaune, the depressive mood of Pyrrha, and the arrogant swagger of CRDL, with the latter now becoming the most feared team of Beacon through bullying, intimidation, threats, and blackmail. Not even the known Faunus in the school, no matter what their year, was spared.
All the students knew that Jaune had refused an ordered from Cardin to harm his own partner, and paid for it with the ability to walk. They were Cardin did it, but were all scared to voice their opinions on the matter, in fear of being targeted by them. Only the upperclassmen were exempt from the fear, except for the Faunus, but instead of helping like Team CFVY, they decided to stay out of it and let the first years sort it out themselves.
One of the only first year teams who didn't give into the fear of Team CRDL like the others was Team RWBY, but they were more subdued and still reeling from the shock after giving the full details of the incident.
Out of the four, Ruby was the most upset over what happened to Jaune, due to considering him a comrade and a brother in all but blood like Naruto.
Weiss was visibly shaken, and increasingly nervous thinking about what happened to Jaune. While she didn't think much of him, she was human enough to know that he didn't deserve his fate.
On the outside, Blake was still stoic, but she was horrified about the incident, and her partner Yang shared the same reactions as Ruby and Weiss combined. When they heard what really happened from Jaune and Pyrrha, all four girls schemed revenge on Team CRDL, but had to wait until Naruto gave the go ahead.
When it come to orchestrating payback, Ruby and Yang can vouch to Weiss and Blake that Naruto was the undisputed grandmaster.
Speaking of Naruto, the other team was the newly established Team NNPR, and while they didn't show it, they were gearing up to be on the warpath with CRDL in their sights. And the three members of the former Team JNPR were ticking time bombs waiting to go off if they don't get their hands on CRNL. It's gotten so bad that Naruto gave Pyrrha, Nora, and Rin a fierce standing order not to engage Team CRDL in any way, shape, or form.
While Pyrrha was angry at Team CRDL for what they did to her now former partner, she was mostly angry at herself and blamed herself for what happened to Jaune. Naruto had to calm her down on multiple occasions, stating that it wasn't her fault to prevent her from developing an extreme guilt complex. Meanwhile, Rin had to hold Nora back from going on a rampage to get after Team CRDL.
Their legs will get broken…just not yet, but Rin kept her away from coffee, just to be safe.
Stepping out of the elevator, Naruto walked down the hallway and stepped into Jaune's room.
Jaune's seen better days, with his hospital gown on and him looking out the window.
"Hey, buddy." Naruto greeted, getting his friend's attention.
"…Heya, Naruto." Jaune replied quietly as Naruto sat in the chair next to him, "You don't have to come and check in on me everyday you know."
"If you think I'm doing this out of pity, you're sadly mistaken." Naruto told him as he grabbed a stick of pocky out of the pocky box by his teeth before chewing on it.
"How are the others?" Jaune asked, finally looking at Naruto.
"Had to leave a Shadow Clone to watch them. Make sure that they don't do everything stupid while I'm gone. As much as we want to make Cardin pay, Professor Goodwitch being around is troubling." Naruto grumbled and bit through the pocky stick.
"You know you don't have to go that far to get revenge for me. This mess was of my own making…" Jaune said, with Naruto sighing loudly.
"Stop being a damn parrot. You've been saying the same thing every time I visit. It's our choice to get back at Cardin and the gang and that's that." Naruto told him sternly.
"Still…will Professor Ozpin even let you?"
"If he doesn't want me to go on a major pranking spree that's cause him loads of paperwork, he will. Besides, there's something about those four that bothers me."
"How?"
"That's what I'm going to find out in the coming weeks." Naruto said when his cell scroll rang, "Hello?"
"Naruto. I know you're seeing Jaune right now, but I need to see you at your earliest convenience. Preferably while Glynda isn't present in my office." Ozpin said over scroll.
"Of course. See you soon, professor…" Naruto confirmed and closed the scroll, clicking his tongue.
"Everything all right?" Jaune asked, wondering what the call was about and hoping that it wasn't about his now old team doing something brash.
"It's nothing. Just some business with Ozpin that came up." Naruto said as he stood up, "When are you getting discharged?"
"In a week. An airship will take me back to my home on the farm. All my family will be waiting for me. They're…pretty angry at me for sneaking off to Beacon without getting proper training." Jaune said gloomy as Naruto went to the door.
"You'll be fine. Pyrrha will be coming to visit in a few hours. Just thought you should know. Look into her face the next time you do." Naruto said sternly, hearing with Pyrrha that Jaune wouldn't even look her in the eyes.
"I…can't. After what I nearly did to her, I have no right…" Jaune said sadly and looked at the window.
"Jaune…don't lock her out." Naruto just stated after a while before leaving.
(Beacon Academy, Ozpin's Office)
"What is it, Ozpin? Because I'm in no mood for any Hell Gates." Naruto said as he entered the office.
"I'll be brief. This won't be common knowledge, but Glynda and I will be attending a mandatory conference concerning the security of the kingdoms and a possible threat that will be emerging from the shadows." Ozpin explained, with Naruto suddenly looking ticked, "You know what I'm talking about…"
"I am not going. Other than my ongoing investigation with Torchwick and the White Fang, I'm busy right now with getting with CRDL for what they did to Jaun-"
"I understand." Ozpin interrupted, raising a hand, "But the point is that: neither Glynda or I will be here all of next week."
Naruto was about to say something when he read the lines between Ozpin's statement and let out an "Oh!"
"I've assigned an overseer for the time that I'm away, and that overseer is someone you know very well."
"Who?"
"You'll know when you see them. Just promise me one thing."
"No promises, but what?" Naruto asked curtly.
"No deaths while I'm gone. And find that connection you're looking for from them." Ozpin requested, with Naruto nodding before leaving.
It didn't matter who the overseer was to Beacon. Come tomorrow, hell reigns on Beacon Academy, where death's the only mercy for four individuals.
Cardin Winchester. Russel Thrush. Dove Bronzewing. Sky Lark.
Let the games begin!
"Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, please report to the dorms IMMEDIATELY!" Glynda's voice boomed from the school's PA system.
Or not.
"Now what could that be about?" Ozpin wondered with Naruto looking unsure.
"Dunno…"
(Team NNPR Dorm Room)
"Why?" Glynda grounded out, her eye twitching.
"Why, what?" Naruto asked in mock innocence.
"WHY DID YOU PUT A HOLE IN THE DORM ROOM?!" Glynda exploded, pointing at the large hole that actually led to the now Team RWBY's dorm room.
After the meeting with Ozpin after the field trip, Naruto was so angry at what happened that he punched the wall in his now former dorm room, without Trickster, but he used too much raw power, resulting in opening a hole between the two dorm rooms of the now Rookie Eight. Coincidently, this worked for Naruto as he moved his things into the NNPR dorm room.
Ruby was upset that Naruto was reassigned off her team, and as much as she didn't want to admit it, Weiss was too. The same can said for Blake, but Yang was the most upset out of them all, and it took all four to keep her from marching up to Ozpin to give him a piece of her mind. Luckily they calmed down when Naruto made the hole between dorm room.
"It was an accident, but it did work out to creating shortcut when I was moving my stuff out of my old dorm. What's the problem? I didn't hurt anyone." Naruto said, but did little to quell Glynda's anger.
"You are going to have to pay for the damages when I send some people to fix this, unless you offer to." Glynda said sternly as she adjusted her glasses.
"…Okay." Naruto shrugged and took out Thorn and Petal.
Combining them into their Revolver Magnum Mode, he shot the stray pieces of the wall that crumbled to the wall, with Glynda looking in horror and the others members of Teams RWBY and NNPR sweatdropping.
"Don't worry. I'll clean up the mess with a broom and dustpan. No need to get your panties in a bunch, as usual. Besides, its time for a change of pace since the dorms here is in major need of renovation." Naruto remarked, with everyone else taking cover since Glynda was now radiating miasma and was about to explode.
"Namikaze~" she growled out, her riding crop somehow magically appearing in her hand.
To Glynda, Naruto's actions can be so infuriating. Sure he has respect, but he also has blatant disregards for the rules. Even worse, whenever someone attempts to punish him, he takes it in stride, and gets off light, due to the trouble he usually gets in involving matters that the staff doesn't handle.
Mostly concerning the Faunus students, like Velvet and her troubles with Team CRDL.
"Well, this is certainly interesting…" Ozpin said as he entered the now double dorm room from the RWBY entrance.
"Thank god you're here. Professor Goodwitch was about to engage in some S&M play with her riding crop." Naruto commented as the others were trying and failing to reign in their laughter.
As for Glynda, you could make a pancake on her red-hot face with steam spouting from her ears.
"Let it go, Glynda. Like Naruto said, what he did didn't hurt anybody. Nonetheless, Mr. Namikaze, as punishment for your disrespect, you will clean this mess you made…without any help. Understand?" Ozpin asked, with Naruto shrugging and nodding, "Now come Glynda. We must prepare for the conference."
As she left, Glynda turned to glare at Naruto, who retaliated with smile, completed with a terrifying kitsune-style Hanya mask that chilled her to the bone, and looked away quickly as she left, sweating.
"As always, Glynda's got that riding crop stuck up her ass. Classic sign that someone like her never got laid." Naruto mused and turned to the girls, who were frozen in fear after seeing his kitsune Hanya mask, "Oops. Sorry girls."
While Ruby and Yang had seen the mask in action on a couple occasions, each one was no doubt scarier than the last, if holding each other and shivering wasn't any indication.
Weiss was hiding in one of the bathrooms, vowing to never cause or do anything to piss off Naruto enough to aim that hanya mask at her. Hell, she'll take his insults on her person over the mask any day of the week.
Blake was on Ruby's top bunk bed and hiding under her covers with her white eyes only shown, her shivering complete with teeth chattering sound effects. Her instincts screamed danger and went haywire the moment the mask popped up.
Pyrrha was as still as a statue, the anger she was feeling since the field trip now temporary nonexistent and was replaced by fear, and a bit of…arousal?
Rin was shivering and was actually hiding behind Nora, who strangely wasn't affected by the mask, and instead was fascinated by it. She wanted to take a closer look, but the mask had disappeared, much her disappointment, but was hopeful it would appear again.
"We-We're okay." Ruby squeaked over the sounds of Blake still shivering.
"Do it again! Do it again!" Nora cheered, hopping up and down.
"NO!" Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Rin yelled together.
"Huh? Oh, uh, no!" Pyrrha added in too late, with everyone sweatdropping.
Naruto just groaned as he pulled out a briefcase, radiating with an evil aura, and set it on the table.
"Let's just get to work." he said as he opened to reveal the tricks of his trade.
When it comes to pranking hell.
NOW let the games begin.
(The next day)
The sun rose on Beacon Academy as the birds chirped, signaling for everyone to wake up to go to class, in preparation their day to because Huntsmen and Huntresses.
But instead of their alarms going off, four loud screams echoed through the freshman dorms, jerking everyone awake.
"Where's the cannon?" Yang called out dumbly after waking up from a dream involving…cannons.
"Sounds like Team CRDL woke up to Naruto's surprise." Blake yawned and rubbed her eyes, "Whatever it is."
"I made sure to leave the door open for everyone to see." Naruto mumbled through his pillow as sounds of laughter started echoing through the dorms now.
"I wanna see! I wanna see!" Nora said and sped out of their RWBY-NNPR dorm room.
"How does she do it? She reminds me of Ruby so much." Weiss muttered as she and the others followed after her to investigation the commotion Naruto claimed he caused.
As they got closer, the sound of laughter grew louder, and what they found was Team CRDL's dorm door open with a crowd around it showing an amazing and horrifying sight to behold.
"Oh my-" Pyrrha gasped, putting a hand to her mouth as Yang sank to the floor, busting her guts as she laughed uncontrollably.
The big badass team of CRDL was in the most embarrassing situation they ever found themselves in as everyone watched. Their underwear were replaced with dibs in place for their shirts and diapers in place of their boxers, with pacifiers in their mouths with super glue on them to keep their mouths shut, making them look like big babies.
Even worse, the super glue was also used to stick them together in disturbing sexual positions they were trying their damnest to get out of, but were only making it worse with their body motions that consisted of rubbing and thrusting against each other.
Weiss stared in horror as Ruby joined her sister on the sister, chortling and pounding her fist on the floor. Blake managed a small smirk, masking her attempting to keep herself from joining Ruby and Yang on the floor to laugh with them.
"Naruto…did this?" Rin said to herself as Nora held onto her, laughing like a madwoman the pointing at the humiliated Team CRDL.
Team CRDL were all muffing at everyone at the door, screaming at them to get them to help, but no one was willing to, since they don't look to intimidating right now.
"So, that do you think?" Naruto asked Pyrrha as he came up to admire his handiwork, as the others students got out their cell scroll to take pictures.
"…I…don't know what to say about this…but in one night, you managed to decrease the threat Team CRDL poses to the school." Pyrrha said, torn between fascination…and horror at the appearance of the four-way orgy.
"If you think this is something, just wait until you witness what else I have in store for them." Naruto replied with a fanged smile at her before looking back at his handiwork with evil thoughts in his mind.
In the coming week, Team CRDL has one of the worst weeks in all of Beacon Academy. It all started with the infamous four-way super-glue diaper orgy incident, and it never stopped from there.
(Pranking Spree at Beacon Academy)
It didn't take a genius to figure out that it was Naruto who was responsible for what happened to Team CRDL, due to his notoriety as a prankster, and his reputation of doing the impossible. Sneaking into their dorm room, taking off their clothes (with a blindfold) to replace them with adult diapers, and superglue them to make them look like they were having an orgy was as easy as breathing for Naruto.
They were planning to go after Naruto as soon as they got out of the diapers, but as soon as they did with difficulty, they triggered a trap in their room, with buckets strung up to the ceiling that dumped some foul smelling slime that turned their skin green that took them literally all day and night to clean off, with the smell causing everyone to stand clear of their dorm. They weren't even able to attend class with the sight they were in.
The bullies weren't even safe at night. While they were trying to sleep, some kind of night phantom would invade their room with yellow eyes looking creepily at them, causing them to scream like girls whenever it appears. It occurred so much that Naruto stomped to their room and put a Sound Barrier Jutsu on their room, and found out that the night phantom was actually Blake, with a bedsheet over her body with holes in it to show her glowing yellow eyes. Naruto simply said, "I know nothing. Please, continue.", before heading back to the dorm, leaving Blake to happily(?) continue terrorizing Team CRDL.
Soon, Team CRDL aimed their focus on Naruto, looking to make this life as miserable as their targets, but for some reason whenever they get close, Yang, who was fiddling with Ember Celica, inexplicitly loses control of her gauntlets at those exact moments, firing out accidental misfires that conveniently hit CRDL in their faces…and sometimes their crotches. This led to everyone using the bullies as target practice with live ammo that had them running for cover, out of sight from the teachers of course.
Having enough, Team CRDL stuck back to get to Naruto by cornering an unsuspecting Ruby and snuffing her in her rocket locker, propelling her a ways from the school where she was ambushed by the bullies. They looks to have their way with her, but ultimately failed when she busted out some martial arts moves that kept them at busy until the rest of her team and NNPR showed up…a little while later with Nora arriving first.
When Naruto and the other girls arrived, they were treated to the site of Nora playing Team CRDL Whack-a-Mole with her Magnhild hammer, merry laughing while doing so, albeit disturbingly. She was sad when Naruto stopped her from breaking their legs.
"That comes later. They haven't suffered enough. But…you can crack 'em just a little."
"Yay!"
After that, Naruto was true to his word, as a few days later, after making them jump at the slightest of sounds nearby and Blake continuing her night terror act, with Ling Rin joining in, Team CRDL targeted Naruto again, cornering him when he was leaving to go out into the town. Unfortunately, they didn't account for his date, Yang, who came out and attacked them from behind, knocking them down to deliver a slow, savage beating that left them bruised and roughed them up.
Which lead to this…
"You four doofuses are going to pay for your sins." Naruto stated, sitting on his motorcycle as he watched his sister/girlfriend hog-tying Team CRDL together.
"And what you did to Jaune-boy, and what you tried to do to our little sister!" Yang said as she finished tying their wrists together.
"Just wait until my father hears about this!" Cardin threatened, trying to scare them with the empty threat, but it did little to frighten them, "You can't do this!"
"Oh yeah?" Naruto asked, chuckling evilly before turning serious, "First and last chance. Admit to what you did to Jaune and what you tried to do to Pyrrha and Ruby to Ozpin when he returns, and your misery will stop."
"Screw you! Why don't you have that hot sis of your blow me and my boys and I might!" Cardin retorted and leered at Yang, who slapped down on a car that is owned by Naruto.
"Let's get 'em, Foxy." Yang decided, turned away, having enough of looking at Team CRDL.
"At least we tried. Nice knowing you." Naruto deadpanned, tightening the rope that led to their wrist.
Ignoring their shouting at them, Naruto and Yang entered the former's car, the Interceptor, a sleek, red five seater city car that could be mistaken as a sports card, bought and completely paid for by Naruto from his Devil hunting gigs.
"Hey Yang. What's the fastest a human being can run?" Naruto wondered aloud after they closed the doors to the car, which Yang shrugging as the bullies got on the car and banged on it to get their attention.
"I don't know, but let's go for the record!" Yang cheered, with Naruto putting his foot down on the petal.
What followed was a world of pain for Team CRDL as they were dragged and kneel-hauled them through Emerald Forest used for Beacon Academy's initiation, dragging their screaming bodies through the bumpy roads, sharp rocky formations, pissing and crapping their pants as they also sped by confused Grimm who were minding their own business.
(Headmaster's Office)
At the same time, the reason how Naruto and the other girls from RWBY and NNPR was getting away with tortur- pranking Team CRDL was watching from Ozpin's office and sitting in his chair with a dark blue business suit.
"In a way, you're just like Nagato when goes wild with pranks those that harm his precious people." Konan mused, using her enhanced shinobi sight to see Naruto spinning around and driving back to Beacon, with Team CRDL a complete mess.
(Vale Hospital, afternoon, a week later)
Team NNPR and RWBY entered the hospital to go see Jaune before he gets discharged today and goes back home with this family. They rode up the elevator to the floor where Jaune's room was and exited, where the assigned receptionist recognized them and flagged them down.
"If you're looking for Jaune Arc, he's already been discharged." he informed them to their surprise.
"What? When?" Ruby asked.
"A few hours ago. As soon as his family arrived, we verified their identities. They signed the paperwork and immediately wheeled him out. Well, his mother did."
"Did he leave a note or anything?" Naruto questioned, with the receptionist shaking his head.
"None. They were early. The father wanted to stay to meet you all, but the mother was extremely upset over what happened and wanted to get her son away." the receptionist said sympathetically, "I'm sorry, but there was nothing I could do."
"I see…" Naruto said quietly and looked at the room where Jaune was to see the girls there and that the room was barren.
"Dammit. Why did this have to happen? Naruto, can you locate where Jaune and his family live?" Yang asked, with Naruto nodding.
"Might be difficult since I can't get information on past Hunters unless it's directly related to a case I'm working, but I can try." Naruto said and glanced at Pyrrha, who was looking extremely depressed as she looked at the empty bed that Jaune was lying in.
"Aww. I really would've liked to meet his mom, dad, and many sisters." Nora whined, with Rin sighing and shaking her head.
"Judging from what Mrs. Arc sounds like, something tells me that meeting would have us thrown out of the hospital." Rin said as they all started to leave.
From what it sounds like to her, Mrs. Arc did not have a positive view on Hunters in general, and wanted her children as far away from that profession as possible. Understandable, since it was a dangerous job, and the fact that Jaune was crippled by a fellow Huntsman-in-training, may have lower her opinion of them.
"If that's the case, it's up to us to show her that she's wrong…" Rin muttered to herself.
As they exited the hospital, Naruto's senses tingled as he sensed something dark, but couldn't pinpoint it since it wasn't threatening. As for Blake, she looked sideways to see Pyrrha clench her fist with a dark look on her face.
END OF CHAPTER NINE
Next time – Chapter 10: Trouble in Paradise
-With Team CRDL temporary being humiliated to the point of no return, the NNPR-RWBY Alliance turns their attention to the upcoming Vytal Festival and its combat tournament, thanks to Weiss that is. Unfortunately, a recent Dust robbery puts the heiress at odds with Blake when the White Fang was mentioned.
After-chapter notes: There was supposed to be a fight scene between Naruto, Blake, Nora, and Pyrrha against Team CRDL, but I'll save it for Volume 2 since everyone's requesting a new chapter and I wanted to get this out as fast as possible since its been a while. But now I can finally get to the chapters I'm been aching to do.
REFERENCES
The Hanya mask used by Naruto is a terrifying technique used by Miya in Sekirei.
"Where's the cannon?" said by Yang was said by Dudley Dursley when he was awakened by Hagrid in the first Harry Potter book.
Team CRDL cornering Ruby is from the RWBY h-doujin RWBY MOONLIGHT by Dragon Kitchen (Kanibasami and Sasorigatame).
The dialogue from Naruto and Yang kneel-hauling Team CRDL comes from the movie Cop Out starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan.
Released: Friday, August 21, 2015
