On the ninth day of Destiny 2,

My true love gave to me;

Nine hideous arachnids!

"What the Thrall spit were you thinking!?" Tevis yelled as the four of them tore down the tunnels as fast as their legs could carry them.

"I was thinking; 'oh, lets blow these up, they're blocking our way'!"Andal shouted back.

"Dude, they were asleep; all we had to do was sneak past them without touching their webs!" Cayde snapped.

"What good would that have done! Who cares about their stinking webs, they're after us because you killed one!" Shiro, who was only a week revived, panted as they ran.

"You touch their webs, they sense you! That's how spiders work, dumb-butt!" Tevis shot back. "Get you're green butt up here, or I'll kick it the whole way out of these tunnels!"

Cayde grabbed their 'younger' cohort by the arm, and threw him to the front of the group. Tevis dared to look back, and saw at least nine of the person-sized arachnids rushing up behind them from the tunnels. He drew his dusk bow, and shot an arrow over Andal's head, piercing one spider in the head, and tethering the rest of them to it's body.

"How long will that slow them down?" Andal asked.

"Not long! Keep going!" the oldest Hunter responded.


"Yeah, I expect you to believe me!"

"..."

"Really? Well, lemme tell ya' a little something 'bout 'believing' things; it don't matter if it's true 'r not."

"Hey, you think I got this bow by tell'n my mentor 'no way that's true'? If I 'ad, I wouldn't be where 'm at right now. My mentor, 'e was a crazy one. Lemme tell you a little 'bout mouth'n off 'bout things you don't know, kid..."


SO SORRY everyone! I got a super bad headache/stomach funk thing the past few days, didn't feel like looking at ANY kind of screen.

Furious Titaness- Oh, I was in the mood; I just felt aweful.

Helios734- No; peaches and onions are what cures foot odor. Among other things.

Yeah, expect a full-out chapter dump tonight and tomorrow.

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