A/N: hey guys. Here is the much awaited chappie 3.
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SexyGrizzly: guys you have to help me they're all out to get me.
WTVOC: who's out to get you Emmett?
SexyGrizzly: THE BIRDS!!!
BellasVampi: ha ha ha ha ha
WTVOC: no honey, its ROTFL or LMAO
BellasVampi: okay love, ROTFLMAO =]
ICanFeelTheLove: nice one *bumps fists with Edward*
SexyGrizzly: back to me guys, I was coming home from hunting when three birds started chasing me and saying 'stay off our land, stay off our land'
WTVOC: Emmett if birds can talk then my name isn't Isabella Marie Swan-Cullen
SexyGrizzly: SWAN!!! You're working with them! *throws lamp at Bella*
WTVOC: I'm not working with any birds
SexyGrizzly: Liar! *throws chair at Bella*
BellasVampi: Emmett stop throwing furniture at my wife!
ICanFeelTheLove: Emmett watch out there's a pigeon behind you!
SexyGrizzly: AHHHHHH!!!!
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BellasVampi: that boy is mentally challenged
ICanFeelTheLove: god, all you guy's crazy emotions make me want to be emo
WTVOC: then why don't you?
ICanFeelTheLove: because every time I try to cut myself the razor breaks
WTVOC: uh huh, uh huh *writes down on imaginary clipboard* what do you do to make yourself feel better?
ICanFeelTheLove: I write songs that express my feelings and play them on my guitar
WTVOC: by golly I've figured it out. Edward do you see it?
BellasVampi: OMB! I see it. It's so obvious now.
ICanFeelTheLove: what? What do you guys see?
WTVOC: Jasper… you're gay.
ICanFeelTheLove: what the f**k, I am not gay
BellasVampi: but you are all the signs point to it
ICanFeelTheLove: what friggen signs?
WTVOC: the signs that point to your gayness
ICanFeelTheLove: I'M NOT GAY!!!
BellasVampi: Jasper it's nothing to be ashamed of
WTVOC: when was the last time you were intimate with Alice?
ICanFeelTheLove: that's none of your business
BellasVampi: he's trying to think back, it was a long time
ICanFeelTheLove: get out of my head!
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TeamJacob: mom, dad, why is Uncle Emmett running around the yard with a turkey baster?
WTVOC *falls on floor laughing*
BellasVampi: Nessie, Uncle Emmett thinks that the birds are trying to kill him. Which is stupid because he eats grizzly bears for breakfast and is afraid of a tiny bird *rolls eyes*
WTVOC: *gets back in chair* okay we have more important things to talk about than Emmett's stupidness.
TeamJacob: like what?
WTVOC: Jasper's gayness
ICanFeelTheLove: I'm not *bleepin* gay. Shut the *bleep* up, and you can all go *bleep* yourselves.
WTVOC: *gasp*
BellasVampi: Jasper please refrain from using such language when there is a child present
TeamJacob: dad, I am not a child, you guys said that I am technically eighteen now.
WTVOC: so you agree now?
TeamJacob: yeah
WTVOC: okay, now Renesmee, when a man and a woman love each other very much they start to get these feelings…
TeamJacob: I'm coming Jacob
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BellasVampi: what happens when Bella and Edward love each other very much?
WTVOC: well Edward starts to kiss Bella, then his hands go up her shirt and—
ICanFeelTheLove: I'm still here guys!!
BellasVampi: sorry Jazz, I thought you were trying to figure out how to tell Alice that you were switching teams *hint, hint, wink, wink*
ICanFeelTheLove: that's it!!
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WTVOC: I wonder where he went.
BellasVampi: he's probably going to write some moody song on his guitar
WTVOV: lol
BellasVampi: did you see how he got all defensive?
WTVOC: Edward if anyone is gay it's you. You spend all your time playing your piano, and you just lost your virginity recently while Jasper lost his a long time ago
BellasVampi: *looks hurt* Bella how could you say that?
WTVOC: *pushes Jasper away from the computer* honey it was Jasper typing not me. I love your piano playing and I love how we lost our virginity together.
BellasVampi: I'm going to kill Jasper
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WTVOC: well I'm going to go see what Alice is doing
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A/N: hey guys sorry about the delay. Okay here's the deal I want to reach 20 reviews before I post the next chapter and I've already finished it.
