A/N: hey guys. Here is the much awaited chappie 3.

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SexyGrizzly: guys you have to help me they're all out to get me.

WTVOC: who's out to get you Emmett?

SexyGrizzly: THE BIRDS!!!

BellasVampi: ha ha ha ha ha

WTVOC: no honey, its ROTFL or LMAO

BellasVampi: okay love, ROTFLMAO =]

ICanFeelTheLove: nice one *bumps fists with Edward*

SexyGrizzly: back to me guys, I was coming home from hunting when three birds started chasing me and saying 'stay off our land, stay off our land'

WTVOC: Emmett if birds can talk then my name isn't Isabella Marie Swan-Cullen

SexyGrizzly: SWAN!!! You're working with them! *throws lamp at Bella*

WTVOC: I'm not working with any birds

SexyGrizzly: Liar! *throws chair at Bella*

BellasVampi: Emmett stop throwing furniture at my wife!

ICanFeelTheLove: Emmett watch out there's a pigeon behind you!

SexyGrizzly: AHHHHHH!!!!

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BellasVampi: that boy is mentally challenged

ICanFeelTheLove: god, all you guy's crazy emotions make me want to be emo

WTVOC: then why don't you?

ICanFeelTheLove: because every time I try to cut myself the razor breaks

WTVOC: uh huh, uh huh *writes down on imaginary clipboard* what do you do to make yourself feel better?

ICanFeelTheLove: I write songs that express my feelings and play them on my guitar

WTVOC: by golly I've figured it out. Edward do you see it?

BellasVampi: OMB! I see it. It's so obvious now.

ICanFeelTheLove: what? What do you guys see?

WTVOC: Jasper… you're gay.

ICanFeelTheLove: what the f**k, I am not gay

BellasVampi: but you are all the signs point to it

ICanFeelTheLove: what friggen signs?

WTVOC: the signs that point to your gayness

ICanFeelTheLove: I'M NOT GAY!!!

BellasVampi: Jasper it's nothing to be ashamed of

WTVOC: when was the last time you were intimate with Alice?

ICanFeelTheLove: that's none of your business

BellasVampi: he's trying to think back, it was a long time

ICanFeelTheLove: get out of my head!

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TeamJacob: mom, dad, why is Uncle Emmett running around the yard with a turkey baster?

WTVOC *falls on floor laughing*

BellasVampi: Nessie, Uncle Emmett thinks that the birds are trying to kill him. Which is stupid because he eats grizzly bears for breakfast and is afraid of a tiny bird *rolls eyes*

WTVOC: *gets back in chair* okay we have more important things to talk about than Emmett's stupidness.

TeamJacob: like what?

WTVOC: Jasper's gayness

ICanFeelTheLove: I'm not *bleepin* gay. Shut the *bleep* up, and you can all go *bleep* yourselves.

WTVOC: *gasp*

BellasVampi: Jasper please refrain from using such language when there is a child present

TeamJacob: dad, I am not a child, you guys said that I am technically eighteen now.

WTVOC: so you agree now?

TeamJacob: yeah

WTVOC: okay, now Renesmee, when a man and a woman love each other very much they start to get these feelings…

TeamJacob: I'm coming Jacob

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BellasVampi: what happens when Bella and Edward love each other very much?

WTVOC: well Edward starts to kiss Bella, then his hands go up her shirt and—

ICanFeelTheLove: I'm still here guys!!

BellasVampi: sorry Jazz, I thought you were trying to figure out how to tell Alice that you were switching teams *hint, hint, wink, wink*

ICanFeelTheLove: that's it!!

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WTVOC: I wonder where he went.

BellasVampi: he's probably going to write some moody song on his guitar

WTVOV: lol

BellasVampi: did you see how he got all defensive?

WTVOC: Edward if anyone is gay it's you. You spend all your time playing your piano, and you just lost your virginity recently while Jasper lost his a long time ago

BellasVampi: *looks hurt* Bella how could you say that?

WTVOC: *pushes Jasper away from the computer* honey it was Jasper typing not me. I love your piano playing and I love how we lost our virginity together.

BellasVampi: I'm going to kill Jasper

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WTVOC: well I'm going to go see what Alice is doing

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A/N: hey guys sorry about the delay. Okay here's the deal I want to reach 20 reviews before I post the next chapter and I've already finished it.