Okay well guess what people i learned how to spell scythe!On with the story!
"Zetzu here zetzu!" I said.
'I can't believe I'm looking for a people eating plant guy!This is so messed up!All I wanted was a normal summer and-wait weres kiruno?She's always in the kitchen at this time!Damn now I have to find a plant man AND a cat Grrrrr...'
"Slut-chan I mean Choko-chan where's hime-hime?I can't seem to find her." My slutster I mean sister asked me.
"I don't know where your dog is have you seen-" I was interrupted by a loud hissing meow!
I ran into the living room to see zetzu eating my sisters dog and my cat...laughing?!
My sister ran in a second later and screamed.
"That THING IS EATING MY HIME-CHAN CHOKO STOP IT" She screamed.
I just stood there 'I've never liked her dog but I'm not one for animal abuse..but i mean its more a rat anyway.'
That's when my brother and everyone else ran in.
'great'
My brother grabbed an umbrella (randomXD) and began hitting zetzu with it and zetzu spit the dog out and was about to hit my brother when I screamed.
"NO EATING PEOPLE OR ANIMALS ZETZU OR ELSE!" I ran over to zetsu and picked up my Venus fly trap and a pair of scissors.
"Follow my rules or the plant gets it!" I yelled at zetzu.
I think he understood because he backed away from my brother and sat down calmly.
"Tobi likes choko she's funny"Tobi said walking over and then hugging me.
I pushed tobi away."Don't hug me!" I said demonically.
Everyone but my sibs looked scared until my brother said "She hates hugs every science some boy hugged her just to feel her breasts".
"oh" the akatsuki replied.
"we need some ground first off no killing no using chakra or jutsus or any ninja stuff. Third no destroying things or ploting agenst people or blowing things absultely NO KEKKI GENKAI'S" I said nodding my head.
"How the hell do you know all about us you mother fucker!"Hidan yelled at me.
I just smirked 'oh this ought ta be fun'
"Let me explain it on your level of dumbness ...... .....Or.T.v...Do you get it?"I asked him smirking even more.
"Characters on a T.V. show called what?" asked itachi.
"Come here lean in all close" I whispered looking around pretending to make sure no one else was around.
"The shows called."
"yeah" they all said.
"Na-Ru-To" I smiled and started laughing that weird fu-fu-fu laugh.
"WHAT" pein screamed making me look at him and lift an eyebrow.
"Whats got your red cloud panties in a bunch?" I asked him.
"WHY THE HELL IS IT NAMED AFTER THAT KID HUH? WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM?" he yelled but by the time he finished me and tobi were gone.
I went to get some Reese's puffs in the kitchen and Tobi followed me.I glared at him before I bent down to get a big bowl.I never eat all the cereal but I just like the big bowls better!There more fun .
I poured in the cereal and then the milk then I walked over and grabbed a spoon out of the Dewar.
I waled up to my room with Tobi on my tail.I kept turning corners trying to lose him but he just kept following everywhere I went until I finally got to my room and went inside.
I sat down on my king-sized bed and tobi sat beside me.
I glared at him "what do you want?" I asked him.
"Tobi thinks your interesting." said mandara.
I will no longer call him Tobi well at least in my thoughts because why should I? I mean I know who he really is so why think of him as Tobi?
"cut the crap mandara! I told you that you were a character on a show didn't 's a show I love and I know alot about!So I know that your Uchi-" I was saying until mandara covered my mouth.
He looked around to see if someone else was there and then walk to shut and lock the door.I gulped.
'What am I so afraid of? It's not like he'll do anything..right?'
"So 'he sighed' you know who I am." He said now turning to look at me.
"y-yeah" I said.
'wtf I'm stuttering now! I'm not hinata! grrrrrrrr...... what the hell is he doing to me!'
"So" he took his mask off "will you keep quiet or will I have to make you?" he asked me.
"I-i-I've already been keeping quiet!I never said anything s-so you don't need to say anything!"I said quickly.
"oh don't get so...nervous I won't harm you, Unless you want me to of course." he smirked.
I fell off the bed. "W-what do you mean i-i-if I want you to." I said.
His smirk widened as he got on the floor and put a hand on the floor beside each side of me,my chest to be more exact.
"W-w-w-w-what are you doing?" I asked blushing completely red now.
He leaned in closer so close I could taste his breath.I closed my eyes and that's when it happened. That's when he said it.
"I'm being a good boy."
He got up and smiled putting on his mask.
"So are you gonna eat that cereal or let it get soggy and un-eatable?" he asked. (yes I put eatable there on purpose)
I got up."Yes jerk-kun I am going to eat my cereal." I said grabbing my bowl.
"Kun? oh I didn't know you cared cho-chan" he smirked.
I kicked him but he didn't seem to be affected.
"jerk" I breathed.
Okay so yea I put some fluffy in this chappie.
And mabe choko feels for the uchiha?
Or does she think hes a jerk-o?
And What wrong with her cat I mean what kind of cat hisses and laughs?
