I don't own akatsuki!

Chapter 3 Split personalities,My brother, And Konan

"I'm hungry damn it!" Yelled hidan.

"So what do you want me to do about it?" I replied.

ever since they showed up 7 hours ago I've been tiring my hardest to avoid them mostly tobi or should I say mandara because he IS mandara....I think.

You see my problem is when me and tobi/mandara are alone it's like he's a different person!It's like when were alone he's evilish and mysterous like I always thought mandara would be like but when others around he's dumb and annoying like tobi!

I have come up with the best answer: Split Personallitiys!

"Okay I just lost my mind" I said quietly to my self but of course tobi herd.

"Really cho-chan! I'll help you look for it!" Tobi said grabbing a detective hat and a magnafiying glass out of no where.

"Give me a break tobi! God your annoying!" I said sighing.

"I WANT FOOD YOU FUCKER SO GIVE ME SOME!" hidan yelled.

"Fine hidan here" I said trowing him some uncooked noodles.

"that's what we eat in this world." I said smirking.

"What YOU want ME to eat THIS!!!!!!!" Hidan yelled in my ear.

"YES" I yelled in his ear.

"God leave me alone." I said walking up the stairs.

I walked to my brothers room and opened the door and-

"OH MY FUCK" I yelled.

"S-s-sister uhhh" my brother said.

Now let me explain the positon they were in.

My brother's head was in between konan's legs and she was laying on her back and grabbing his head.

I shut the door and walked into my room and shut my room door.

"I'm traumatized I can NOT believe I just saw my brothers head between konan's legs!" I said shaking my head.

I turned around to see mandara sitting on my bed smirking.

"Uhhh h-hi w-what are you doing in my bed?" I asked awkwardly.

"what do you want me to be doing in your bed?" he asked smirking even more.

"I-I-I-I gotta go b-bye" I said about to leave until mandara got up and grabbed me bye my waste.

"I don't think so cho-hime" He said.

I could practically feel him smirking now.

"I-I-I-I LET ME GO" I yelled trying to get free.

"calm down sweet heart" mandara said kissing my neck.

"W-w-wait stooooooooppppppppp" I said and moan the last part as he put his hand down my pants and started rubbing my clit in circles.

"oooohhhhhh" I moaned out.

So whats gonna happen next?Who knows........Anyway My B-days saterday so for my B-day give me the present of reviews!