Chapter 5 Why I hate Snakes!
I just got back to my room after saying the most embarrassing thing in my life.
That was so cheesy I mean gosh...I looked down a noticed I still had the watering can in my hands.
'okay so I'm not just crazy I'm crazy AND I carry a watering can around with me'
I sighed this day can not get any better.
My phone started to ring.
'oh great I jinxed myself didn't I'
I picked up my cell phone and answered it "Hello"
"Hello choko I have your parents here with me but I'm afraid if you don't give me the uchihas they won't be for long" Orochimaru said.
I grimaced and then I thought about it for a minute "Okay you can have itachi I don't care." I said smirking.
"Oh no dearie I want itachi and Madara" He said.
"What no way no deal!" I yelled.
"So you love him huh? Fufufu thats so cute." He said laughing.
"WHAT! I DON"T as in do not LOVE HIM." I screamed at him through the phone.
"just keep telling that to yourself sweetie" He said laughing.
"S-Shut up!"
"I want the uchiha's in 5 hours or your parents are dead!" He hissed.
"I get it I get it you have to play the bad guy but that aside I have one little question." I said .
"what?"
"How the hell do you know how to use a cell phone!" I screamed.
"Your moms a great teacher" He said laughing "In ALOT of fun subjects." He laughed more and hung up.
"hey choko-" tobi began but was cut of when he saw me in cradle positon on the floor rocking back in forth saying "Snake man.......mom......role play......teacher....student.....IT BURNS!".
"A-are you okay?" He asked me.
"No! My mom and orochimaru had some freaky role play!" I screamed "Oh and orochimaru has my parents held captive and will only return them if I give him you and itachi," I said as if it was nothing.
"Why the hell are you calm when you say that!" he yelled.
"Because! Compared to the image of my mother and orchimaru role playing *shivers* thats nothing!" I yelled back.
"Oh well its just to lives and who would a mom how is a snake fucker anyway" he said going to the door.
"Right just to live-HEY wait your not gonna let them die are you?!" I yelled at him.
"yes i am" he said locking the door and taking off the mask.
"Oh no you arn't and UNLOCK MY DOOR!" I yelled.
"No I won't risk it your family doesn't knock." He said smirking.
"Sh-shut up" I said remembering what happened last time we were in my room alone.
He just smirked more and grabbed me by my waste.
"hey what are you doi-" I gasped as he began sucking on my ear lobe.
"P-per-Pervert." I whispered gasping again when he began nipping at my neck.
He stopped when someone started knocking on the door.
"Damn it" I cursed.
"So you did want it." He said smirking.
"sh-shut up" I said as he put his mask on.
I walked over and unlocked the door "What"
"What the hell are we gonna do about the snakeman!" my sister yelled at me.
"How do you know about that?" I asked.
"Well I picked up the other phone and but it on speaker so we all know." she said.
"WHAT!" Yelled tobi/madara.
he ran down stairs.
"Whats got him all worked up?" She asked.
"nothing" Is said sighing.
"Nice hickey" She said smirking.
"Wait what!" I screamed looking in the mirror.
'mabe I SHOULD hand him over'
I groaned "Great"
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Chapter 5 complete yeah so she's giving in to madara and orochimaru likes teacher student role play.......weird but weird!
Wonder what me fucked up mind will imagine next.
Also I wanna write another story but I don't know what characters or anything so I'll take any requests but there one thing I only right couples that I don't hate and there a list of hated couples on my profile so look there if you don't know wich ones i hate. Bye!
