Chapter 5 Why I hate Snakes!

I just got back to my room after saying the most embarrassing thing in my life.

That was so cheesy I mean gosh...I looked down a noticed I still had the watering can in my hands.

'okay so I'm not just crazy I'm crazy AND I carry a watering can around with me'

I sighed this day can not get any better.

My phone started to ring.

'oh great I jinxed myself didn't I'

I picked up my cell phone and answered it "Hello"

"Hello choko I have your parents here with me but I'm afraid if you don't give me the uchihas they won't be for long" Orochimaru said.

I grimaced and then I thought about it for a minute "Okay you can have itachi I don't care." I said smirking.

"Oh no dearie I want itachi and Madara" He said.

"What no way no deal!" I yelled.

"So you love him huh? Fufufu thats so cute." He said laughing.

"WHAT! I DON"T as in do not LOVE HIM." I screamed at him through the phone.

"just keep telling that to yourself sweetie" He said laughing.

"S-Shut up!"

"I want the uchiha's in 5 hours or your parents are dead!" He hissed.

"I get it I get it you have to play the bad guy but that aside I have one little question." I said .

"what?"

"How the hell do you know how to use a cell phone!" I screamed.

"Your moms a great teacher" He said laughing "In ALOT of fun subjects." He laughed more and hung up.

"hey choko-" tobi began but was cut of when he saw me in cradle positon on the floor rocking back in forth saying "Snake man.......mom......role play......teacher....student.....IT BURNS!".

"A-are you okay?" He asked me.

"No! My mom and orochimaru had some freaky role play!" I screamed "Oh and orochimaru has my parents held captive and will only return them if I give him you and itachi," I said as if it was nothing.

"Why the hell are you calm when you say that!" he yelled.

"Because! Compared to the image of my mother and orchimaru role playing *shivers* thats nothing!" I yelled back.

"Oh well its just to lives and who would a mom how is a snake fucker anyway" he said going to the door.

"Right just to live-HEY wait your not gonna let them die are you?!" I yelled at him.

"yes i am" he said locking the door and taking off the mask.

"Oh no you arn't and UNLOCK MY DOOR!" I yelled.

"No I won't risk it your family doesn't knock." He said smirking.

"Sh-shut up" I said remembering what happened last time we were in my room alone.

He just smirked more and grabbed me by my waste.

"hey what are you doi-" I gasped as he began sucking on my ear lobe.

"P-per-Pervert." I whispered gasping again when he began nipping at my neck.

He stopped when someone started knocking on the door.

"Damn it" I cursed.

"So you did want it." He said smirking.

"sh-shut up" I said as he put his mask on.

I walked over and unlocked the door "What"

"What the hell are we gonna do about the snakeman!" my sister yelled at me.

"How do you know about that?" I asked.

"Well I picked up the other phone and but it on speaker so we all know." she said.

"WHAT!" Yelled tobi/madara.

he ran down stairs.

"Whats got him all worked up?" She asked.

"nothing" Is said sighing.

"Nice hickey" She said smirking.

"Wait what!" I screamed looking in the mirror.

'mabe I SHOULD hand him over'

I groaned "Great"

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Chapter 5 complete yeah so she's giving in to madara and orochimaru likes teacher student role play.......weird but weird!

Wonder what me fucked up mind will imagine next.

Also I wanna write another story but I don't know what characters or anything so I'll take any requests but there one thing I only right couples that I don't hate and there a list of hated couples on my profile so look there if you don't know wich ones i hate. Bye!