IT'S TIME FOR A CROSSOVER SPECIAL! YEEEEEEEAH!
000
Back at the Hall of Origin, or Hall of Legends as others call it, all of the legendaries, a few Ultra Beasts, and the Guardian Deities, were getting accustomed to their new living arrangements.
The hall itself was now exactly 100 times bigger, now resembling an enormous mansion;the hall was no longer single story with a basement. It was four stories tall now. The kitchen was now seven times its initial size and now on a single side of the hall, the living room was much more massive, with the TV and stand being much bigger. The lobby remained the same visually, only increasing in size. The Girls' Club was expanded and made with more care for the girls' individual interests, while two Guys' Clubs were made due to the amount of guys who didn't really share some similar interests.
There were rooms for each individual inhabitant, but there were some extra rooms that allowed for couples to stay together. That way, if they broke up, which happened A LOT, they still had their own rooms, and luckily, each room had its own bathroom.
At the moment, Solgaleo was in his room, sound asleep. It was 5:59 AM, and as soon as it hit 6 AM on the dot, the Sunne Pokemon's eyes popped open. He stretched, popping his back as he rose his rear into the air before doing the same when raising his front half up.
"Arceus, this remodeling is just what I needed…" he said with a still tired tone. "This bed is much softer…"
His room had undergone very little changes. It was still rather space-y. The wallpaper looked much more vibrant and showed the galaxy much clearer. His bed was all white, as was his carpet. He had a large television hanging up on his wall next to an air vent. He also had a table next to his bed with a lamp and telephone on it. There was a moderately sized window on the wall, allowing some light to shine into his room.
He hopped off of his bed and exited his room. He closed his door, revealing that his name was engraved into it, as were the rest of the Pokemon's living there.
His room was on the fourth floor, along with Diancie's, Hoopa's, Volcanion's, the Tapus', Lunala's, the Ultra Beasts, Necrozma, Magearna, and Marshadow. There were eighteen rooms on each floor to accommodate each individual, with three more spread out for the couples, bringing the total to seventy-five rooms.
He slid down the slide, which was the mode of going down from higher floors if you didn't want to use the stairs or float.
He walked into the large kitchen and opened the fridge, taking out one of the fifty packs of microwavable bacon. He could hear commotion coming from the living room, as some of the guys, as soon as they were allowed to come back, ignored everything and went straight back to the living room to continue their movie marathon.
He levitated the bacon out of the pack and into the microwave while smacking his lips. "Hey big boy~"
He nearly jumped out of his fur as Entei seamlessly entered, the microwave hum drowning out the sound of his pawsteps. Seeing who it was, Solgaleo huffed and turned back to pay attention to his bacon, which was almost done.
Seeing his attitude, Entei chuckled and walked closer to him, nuzzling him. Solgaleo growled softly. "It's too early for this shit. Go the fuck away. You said every two weeks!"
"Hey, that doesn't mean I can't be near you. I said that I'd leave you alone, which I was going to do," Entei said as he walked to the fridge.
"Pretty sure rubbing against me isn't leaving me the fuck alone…" Solgaleo replied with a glare.
"Get over it," Entei said, rolling his eyes. "You act like I can't be around you without having sexual thoughts."
"Uh...given how you've been acting around me, it's not my fault that I assume that you're just lusting for me and nothing more," Solgaleo replied.
Entei rolled his eyes, taking out a soda. "Whatever you say…"
The microwave beeped and Solgaleo got out his bacon.
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The lion headed back to his room, closing the door with his tail before turning on his television for a while.
Once on his bed again, his phone started to ring. He groaned to himself and used kinesis to answer it and bring it up to the side of his face. "Hello?"
"..."
A look appeared on his face that identified confusion. "Oh, uh...hi. Didn't expect to hear your call," he greeted.
"..."
"Uh, yeah...I'm up for it. Victini hasn't hit me up just yet, so...I guess we're down for now," Solgaleo replied.
"..."
"Uh...hmm...I usually start my challenges around 10 AM or so, it may take a little longer because I'll have to wake up Lunala, too, and get her to stay up somehow…"
"..."
"Alright. Let's make this a great show…"
"..."
"See ya in a few hours…"
He hung up the phone and proceeded to eat.
000
3.5 hours passed
000
The final five contestants were all on the seventh floor. This was a rare occurrence, as Dhelmise hardly ever showed up around them. They knew that something was either up, or was he having a change of heart?
"So, it seems like the merge is slowly coming upon us. How does it feel to know that we're all fucked except for one of us?" asked Dhelmise. "All of this for nothing…"
Nope, still the same.
"Uh...that's pretty much how it is for all of these shitty competitions, so I don't really have a set emotion for this," Hakamo-o replied.
"You have emotions?" asked Dhelmise. "Huh, that's queer, because I would've thought that you didn't since you chose to vote out a friend of a friend."
Hakamo-o growled at him. That was three days ago and she was still getting pressed about it. Lycanroc and Incineroar had forgiven her, but she still felt bad about doing it. "I said that I was sorry and I still feel bad, so will you fuck off?"
"Geez, is that everyone's catchphrase for me?" Dhelmise questioned. "Just…'fuck off'?"
"Maybe if you didn't talk so much shit, that wouldn't be the case!" Incineroar exclaimed.
Dhelmise gave him an unamused look. "You're gay, your opinion doesn't matter to me."
Incineroar twitched and took a deep breath. Lycanroc had been helping him with his anger towards Dhelmise, so he was trying so hard to keep his cool and not threaten him.
"You know, you're just proving his point," Lycanroc spoke, folding her arms.
"I don't care," Dhelmise replied. "You should know this by now."
"Well you should," Lycanroc replied. "Life's gonna kick your ass if you keep acting like this."
"I'm a ghost-type with a penchant for pissing people off," Dhelmise explained. "I'm sure that I'll be just fine."
They all exchanged looks. "I don't know about you guys, though."
They looked back in the seaweed's direction abruptly upon hearing that. What was he getting at?
"Elaborate," Hakamo-o requested.
"Oh, I'm not talking about you. You have your own problems," Dhelmise replied. "I'm referring to these two's relationship," he continued, gesturing to Lycanroc and Incineroar.
"Uh, what relationship?" asked Incineroar. "We're literally just friends."
"Oh, so you're just completely oblivious to the fact that Lycanroc is in love with you?" he queried.
Immediately, Lycanroc blushed like mad and Incineroar's eyes widened as he turned to her, only to see her sheepishly looking to the side while biting her lip.
"Wait...you're serious?" Incineroar asked, completely surprised. He thought that she understood that their chances were completely nonexistent. He liked her, but not in that way.
"Sorry…" Lycanroc said, not really that scared to admit it now. "You're just so nice, cute, friendly. I just feel that you and I have some sort of connection. I know that it can't go beyond us being friends, but the feelings are there."
"Aww…" Pyukumuku commented.
Incineroar smiled softly, hugging her close. "You don't need to apologize. I may not feel the same way, but just know that you're like a best friend to me and I don't ever want to hurt you," he said, kissing her forehead. Lycanroc nuzzled into his chest.
"Tell ya what. If you want, you can room with me and Lucario when this is all over…"
Lycanroc's eyes widened and her tail started wagging like crazy. She leapt onto him and kissed him on the lips, shocking him. When she broke the kiss, she blushed and got off of him. "Sorry," she said sheepishly.
"Uh...no problem…" Incineroar said, feeling a bit uncomfortable now.
000
"I'll admit. She kisses a bit like Lucario, but it's definitely not the same," said Incineroar. "Hopefully he can have fun with her if she gains feelings for him, too."
000
"COMPETITORS! REPORT TO THE LOBBY IMMEDIATELY FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!" Solgaleo roared.
"Wait, Solgaleo?" asked Lycanroc. "I thought Mondays were Lunala's."
"Okay, now I'm completely confused," Incineroar said.
000
The five of them made it to the lobby, where they saw both Solgaleo AND Lunala. However, Lunala was drowsing, so she wasn't there consciously yet.
"Uh, what are both of you doing here?" asked Hakamo-o. "I thought it was one at a time."
"Well, we were planning on doing a crossover special next with the GOOD Victini today, but he hasn't called us back just yet, so we're doing a crossover special with another show first!" Solgaleo announced.
"Ahh, the stereotypical publicity stunt that most shows do for ratings," Dhelmise commented. "Congrats. You've sold out…"
"FYI, it was her idea," Solgaleo replied.
"You still went along with it-"
"ANYWAYS!" Solgaleo exclaimed, startling Lunala awake a bit.
"Wait, what's going on?" she asked, looking around.
"Didn't you take the Awakening like I told you!?" Solgaleo exclaimed.
Lunala groaned as the medicine was teleported to her. She started chugging it, waking her up in an instant. "Yep...still tastes weird as hell."
"Wait, so we're gonna have to deal with another host's contestants?!" Dhelmise exclaimed.
"Yep, and they're gonna have to deal with you, so it's equally awful," Lunala replied.
"Maybe they're nice!" Pyukumuku said cheerily.
"Well, we're gonna find out now aren't we?" asked Solgaleo as he and Lunala headed to the door.
"Oh, and before we forget," said Lunala, stopping. "Incineroar, you have immunity today, so you don't have to come with us."
"WHAT?!" everyone, minus the tiger, exclaimed.
"Oh how is that fair?" asked Hakamo-o.
"If this is because of some LGBTQPWXYZ BS, then I'm gonna be-"
"Whoa whoa whoa, Dhelmise," Solgaleo said, turning back around in order to calm the situation. "Incineroar won't be competing in today's challenge because there is already an Incineroar on the island we're going to."
"Oh, well hopefully that one isn't an aggro easily offended-"
"FUCK OFF!" Incineroar roared.
"There's my catchphrase again. I should have my own theme song," Dhelmise said.
"Okay, before Incineroar reduces him to ash, let's just go…" Lycanroc said, holding the large cat back.
"Agreed," said Hakamo-o, who was annoyed at the conflict as well.
"Oh we're gonna go, BUT, we've got a surprise for you guys first," Solgaleo said, hiding a sneer as he and Lunala headed out of the door. "Follow us to the dock. Incineroar, you come, too."
The five of them exchanged uneasy glances, not sure that they'd like their type of surprise.
-000-
They all made it to the dock, where the hosts were waiting.
"Alright, now what's this surprise?" asked Hakamo-o.
"Well, in standard merge fashion, WE'VE BROUGHT BACK TWO COMPETITORS!"
Everyone stared in shock and anger, well minus Pyukumuku, who was excited.
"I don't want this surprise, just give me some fucking cake or something," Dhelmise said.
"I second that," Hakamo-o said.
"Nope, you're gonna take this and you're gonna like it," Lunala replied. "Now, first...welcome back...Tsareena!"
Incineroar facepalmed, as the other girls gaped in shock as a boat pulled up with the Fruit Pokemon on it as she tripped off of the boat and onto the dock. She didn't move.
"Uh...can someone help me stand up again?"
"Y-You're joking right? This has to be a joke," Hakamo-o said.
"Nope, she's really back," said Lunala. "And along with her, we have-"
A familiar mushroom seemingly appeared from nowhere. "RETURNING is the grateful way of the sky monkeys telling us to lick the urine from the entrails of the wicked and suckle on the teats of Tauros while being sacrificed to the bloodlords that live inside of our gallbladders. Yeah…"
Everyone stared at him for a few seconds, minus Tsareena, who was still lying on the ground.
"Can I fucking trade places with the gay?!" Dhelmise questioned. "I'm not about to deal with dumb and creepy, as well as a bunch of possible jackasses when we do this stupid publicity stunt!"
"If there was another Dhelmise on their island, we'd happily leave you behind," Lunala said.
"Emphasis on HAPPILY," Solgaleo added.
"Kiss kiss," Dhelmise replied nonchalantly.
"Alright, we've got this covered, so let's head to the island!" Solgaleo said as he teleported them all off of Akala, minus Incineroar, who sighed before walking back to the hotel.
000
They all made it to the island and saw that there were outside of a structure resembling a small cottage, built with slender carvings of mahogany wood. Washed by the blazing sun, the house was surrounded by lush gardens. Flowers burst from the earth with a wondrous bloom, the blustery wind scattering pollen like grains of seemingly enchanting golden dust.
"Whoa...this place looks beautiful," Lycanroc said, admiring the scenery.
"Yeah, it's like walking in on a Grass-type's orgasm," said Hakamo-o.
"Uh, I resent that comment," Dhelmise said. "I'd never orgasm something this...I don't even know the right word for it…"
"Pretty…" Pyukumuku said, as if in a trance, looking at all of the flowers.
"Whose island is this?" asked Lycanroc. "If they can grow flowers that look like this, they have to be cool!"
"What's an island?" asked Tsareena.
Solgaleo ignored her and walked up to the door before knocking on it. "Shaymin! We're here!"
"Shaymin?!" Dhelmise, Hakamo-o, and Lycanroc exclaimed in shock.
Pyukumuku didn't mind it, Tsareena was still oblivious, and Shiinotic was...Shiinotic.
"You brought us to that rat's show?!" Dhelmise exclaimed. "She's...blah!"
"Hey, she's not that bad," Lycanroc replied. "There's plenty of worse hosts and you know it."
"Yeah, she's about the same these two," Hakamo-o said. "I'm unsure about what standard that is, but it's pretty good."
"Uh huh sure. She's unorganized, she has a Bellossom slave, she acts like she does everything by herself and no one is above her. If anything, she and the bad Victini should get married!" Dhelmise continued.
"She is right here, asshole!" a chirpy voice bellowed from inside the small cottage, before the door was burst open, to reveal a small reindeer-like Pokémon glowering at Dhelmise. "I'll have you know that- wait, is Victini even single?"
"Both good and evil are single, yes," Solgaleo replied. "Thankfully for bad, ehhh for good."
Shaymin arched an eyebrow skeptically. "I could have sworn that Victini had a thing for Manaphy." After a moment, she frowned. "Unless, of course, Manaphy went back for the Ditto."
"Oh, the good Victini didn't tell me about that. Well, I guess he's with her," Solgaleo said. "The evil one is still single and you two are almost the same…"
"Are you suggesting that I'm evil?"
"Are you suggesting that I'm suggesting?" asked Solgaleo. "Just know that I can go at this for a long time, so you might as well just accept it."
The grass-type pouted. "Fine. Evil or not, we better get started on the challenge, yeah?"
"Yeah-"
"Wait, did you just completely ignore Dhelmise and go into legendary hook-up talk?" asked Hakamo-o, completely bewildered.
"Just go with it," Lunala said. "Shaymin likes to rush things…"
They all glanced up to find that Shaymin was already halfway across the field of bristling meadows, gesturing at them enthusiastically. "Come on, guys! It's as if you want this chapter to be fifty thousand words or something. Hurry your hulking asses up!"
"And she occasionally breaks the fourth wall," Lunala said with a sigh before turning back in her direction. "We're coming!"
000
"I...have no idea what these legendaries do in their spare time, but with their personalities...I know that it's either extremely awesome...or extremely horrifying," Lycanroc stated.
000
The final six, excluding Incineroar, along with Solgaleo and Lunala, followed the grass-type reindeer to a grandiose, one-story building, which seemed to resemble a dungeon. It was aligned by tan bricks, with metal linings barricading the windows. Shaymin danced past the modest gardens revolving around the building, before shoving the door open and entering the cafeteria.
"The fuck is this? Jail?" Dhelmise questioned as he and the others followed her in.
"Pretty much," a rather cynical voice responded. The guests glanced around to find that the answer had come from an Salazzle, whose lip was twisted into a frown. "But who the hell are you?"
"I'm Mr. Fuck Your Feelings, nice to meet you," Dhelmise replied in a snarky tone.
Salazzle snickered. "Hi, Mr. Fuck Your Feelings. I hate to disappoint you, but there are no feelings to fuck, anyways."
"Hey, who said anything about your feelings. That goes for anyone," Dhelmise replied, stoically.
"Hey...thanks for the awful first impression," Hakamo-o huffed, folding her arms to glower at the Sea Creeper Pokemon.
A Froslass offered a weak smile. "To be fair, it's not like Salazzle really helped with first impressions on our side."
"Speak for yourself," a Garchomp retorted. "I think she was pretty spot on."
"Hey, look Hakamo-o, it's your long lost cousin that bred with a Sharpedo!" Dhelmise quipped, causing Hakamo-o to growl and clench her fists.
Before the dragon-type could protest, she was interrupted by a cheery voice from across the cafeteria. "Hi!" the voice chirped, jumping onto the table. The almost melodic voice belonged to a Skitty, who was grinning energetically as her tail danced in the air. "I'm Skitty! It's a pleasure to meet you-"
"No, it's not," Shaymin interrupted, rolling her eyes. "They're jerks; and unfortunately for you, today's challenge is actually a collaborative challenge with them!"
"Jerks? HA!" Dhelmise laughed. "Allow me to introduce you all to us…"
"Dhelmise, I swear to Arceus-" Hakamo-o started.
"Here, we have…'The Serious Bitch'," he started, as Hakamo-o had to hold in her anger. "She's all about the game and well...that's it. She doesn't know what the hell fun is outside of exercising and...she's just now discovering her emotions…"
"I will tear you apart…" she threatened, baring her teeth.
"And violence," he added with sarcastic cheerfulness before moving on to Lycanroc.
"Here, we have 'Ms. Wild Thang'," he continued as Lycanroc blushed and facepalmed. "She's all about having fun and getting up close and personal with guys, but don't even think about sex because she's not gonna do shit and uh...hmm...I guess that's it."
"We have a Lycanroc too," Shroomish pointed out, gesturing at the wolf beside him. "He is all about having fun, as well."
As if triggered by his name, the male Lycanroc leapt from his seat. "HAS ANYONE TASTED THE NIPPLE SALAD?"
"He reminds me of my third cousin…" the female Lycanroc replied with a blank expression.
"Oh...well I don't care," Dhelmise commented, moving on to Pyukumuku. "Here, we have 'The Optimist. He had a depressing life, but...fuck it, he's looking up in life now, so who cares?"
"Hehe~" Pyukumuku chuckled bashfully.
Dhelmise floated next to Tsareena. "Here we have, 'Dumber Than a Sack of Bricks'," he commented. "Nobody knows how she's made it this far in life, but it's happened and...we all have to deal with it."
"Damn... " a Lucario muttered beneath his breath. "She's hot."
Seemingly surprised by this comment, a nearby Stunfisk began to crane her neck as she tried to closely examine the intruder who had just received the compliment. After an intense examination, the self-acclaimed model shrugged. "She's average, especially compared to my gorgeous self."
"In intelligence, that is very, very, very incorrect, she is a million miles below average, but in terms of appearance…" Dhelmise started before shuddering. "YOU are a disgrace. At least she has looks to back up her idiocy."
A Jigglypuff bit her lip, as if she had been the one receiving the insult. "Hey, that wasn't very nice. You shouldn't say that to her. Remember, appearances are subjective!" she remarked, grinning brightly.
"And her lack of intelligence is ob-jective," Dhelmise said before lightly shoving Tsareena forward, causing her to fall forward on the ground. She didn't move.
"Not again…" she moaned. "Can someone help me? How do you stand up?"
"Was that necessary?" Hakamo-o asked, holding her head in annoyance.
"Yes…"
Golisopod released a low whistle. "Wow. Asshole alert."
"Thanks," Dhelmise chirped happily. "I pride myself in my craft. Now, onto the next one of us you'll have to suffer through…"
He went next to Shiinotic. "We don't know what the hell to call this guy, but just know that if he's around, you're gonna hear some shit that makes no sense, makes you question your faith in Pokémon-ity, and actually disturbs you when you listen."
"Is that so?" a Meowstic drawled, a sadistic grin on his face. "It almost sounds as if you're describing yourself, Dhelmise."
"Hey, wannabe Top Cat. Maybe you should stick to coughing up hairballs," Dhelmise retorted.
"Dhelmise, this is completely unneces-"
"WALLS!" Shiinotic exclaimed.
The male Lycanroc's eyes blazed with sudden excitement. "MEAT BICYCLES!"
"Oh crap, I'm outta here," Dhelmise exclaimed before teleporting out of the cafeteria.
Shiinotic floated up and landed on a table. "WALLS are the euphemism for loud outraging buttsex that plagues the mind of those foolish enough to trespass in the realm of the Oranguru musk. We don't know why they do it, but we know that the bananas that go into the rectums of the innocent will surely change their mindsets and allow their eyes to truly be peeled as the meat bicycles of the lord Magikarp are slowly torn apart by Tyrantrum living in the clouds that descend every 100 years in search of food. Anyone foolish enough to stumble across them will be dismembered and their body will be eaten by the Alolan Diglett that live inside our genitalia...yeah…"
The rest of Shaymin's cast blinked in horrified amazement.
"Yep, that's Shiinotic," the female Lycanroc groaned sheepishly, hugging herself. "He got voted out early, but...they brought him back."
Dhelmise reappeared in the cafeteria. "And now that you have a taste of him, you should know me by now, so I'm not gonna say anything other than I'm a jackass, smartass, whatever you decide to call me."
"And yeah...those are our contestants," Solgaleo said, stepping forward. "I'm Solgaleo," he greeted.
"And I'm Lunala," Lunala greeted after. "We're the hosts of Total Pokemon: Alola."
Shaymin puffed out her chest slightly. "I'm Shaymin, as everyone here should already know. And these guys," she said, gesturing nonchalantly towards the rest of her cast. "Are the contestants for my show, but I'm not going to bother introducing all thirty-one of them because, frankly, they're not nearly as interesting as me and we have a challenge to start!"
"About time," Dhelmise said. "For someone who-"
"HUSH!" Hakamo-o exclaimed before using Dragon Claw on him. "You've caused enough issues!"
The grass-type legendary nodded her head, smiling gratefully at Hakamo-o. "Thanks, dudette. Anyways, so as most of you have established, today's challenge is a collaborative challenge between my cast and Solgaleo and Lunala's cast."
"So, how is this gonna go?" asked the female Lycanroc, pointing to the male one.
Shaymin glanced thoughtfully at the female Lycanroc. "Since there are two Lycanroc, the readers are probably going to be very confused. So, to save them from the confusion, my Lycanroc - the weird, meat bicycle obsessed one - has automatic immunity and does not have to take part in today's challenge."
"THERE IS NO FENCE ON THIS FENCE!" The male Lycanroc shrieked, before leaping out of his seat and through the window, presumably to his bedroom.
The contestants from Shaymin's island immediately began to protest, but their objections were waved away by their host.
"Remember," Shaymin chimed, almost mockingly. "The reader is the number one priority."
"You're still breaking the fourth wall. This is a TV show. What are they reading? The TV Guide?" Dhelmise asked, floating back up.
"Your death wish," Shaymin murmured softly, before grinning brightly towards Solgaleo and Lunala. "Would you two like to explain today's challenge?"
"Oh, right," said Lunala. "The first challenge today will be to find our cast members in order to add them to your team. It's not going to be permanent, it is simply for today's challenge."
"Essentially, our campers will hide and you all will find them," Solgaleo explained simply. "You have to find them twice in order to induct them into your team. And as you can see...well...only a select few are worth it."
"We won't tell you each one's strengths, so you're just gonna have to hope that you get the good ones," Lunala added. "And based on the challenge after this, aggressive players is going to be a necessity."
A Haxorus raised her arm. "And what exactly is that challenge?"
"You'll find out when we get to that point," Solgaleo responded, peering intimidatingly at the Axe Jaw Pokemon.
"It better not be something that'll get me dirty," Stunfisk spat, hissing at the legendary.
The entirety of Shaymin's cast turned to face the self-proclaimed model, all of them sighing exasperatedly as they bellowed in unison.
"You'rea ground-type!"
Before Stunfisk had the opportunity to protest, Primarina rose from her seat and smiled politely towards the three hosts. "The challenge sounds excellent. When shall we begin?"
"When you decide to sit back down," Dhelmise retorted blankly. "I'm just guessing."
Shaymin ignored the Sea Creeper Pokemon.
"Your time starts now!" she declared, watching with amusement as five of the Pokemon from Solgaleo and Lunala's cast scrambled out of the cafeteria, minus Shiinotic, who just continued to stare at them all.
Children's laughter started to echo throughout the cafeteria before Shiinotic seemingly vanished, leaving Shaymin's cast with chills up their spines.
000
Hakamo-o, Lycanroc, and Pyukumuku, after leaving the cafeteria, started trying to find suitable hiding places on the large island.
"Where the hell do you think they wouldn't check?" Hakamo-o asked in an unusually panicked manner.
"Whoa, what's the matter?" Lycanroc asked as she started slowing down. "You sound like you're about to be ganged up on or something. It's just hide-and-seek."
Hakamo-o groaned. "Sorry, I just don't like the idea of being hunted like some prize. I'm not a Deerling nor a Sawsbuck!"
"Don't think of it like that, Haka," Lycanroc said, trying to calm her down as they started slowing down. "Think about it like this. They're recruiting us for their team. You like to exercise, isn't being recruited for a sport or a training team something that'd interest you?"
Hakamo-o rubbed her arm sheepishly. "I suppose so. But, did you see how many of them there were?! That's almost the equivalent of an angry mob!"
"Haka, we're at the merge; they're still in teams. They're gonna be separated; we're gonna be fine."
Hakamo-o sighed. "I guess you're right. But with this big ass island, how are we supposed to find a good place to hide when they likely know the entire place by now?"
"Hey, we watched a few episodes of the show, remember?" Lycanroc replied. "I think I have a good place to hide. Plus, they have to find us twice. It's not gonna be that hard to find a hiding spot. Look at Pyukumuku!"
Hakamo-o looked around, but saw that the Sea Cucumber was nowhere to be seen. "Uh...how do I look at someone I don't see?"
"See? He's found his spot, now we need to do the same," Lycanroc re-established. "Come on!" she urged, running through the field of fragrant flowers and into the forest.
Hakamo-o sighed to herself. "Hiding together means that we get found together and I'm unsure if that's the right way to go with this challenge."
000
"Look, I wanna win as much as everyone else, but I'm not even completely sure about what this challenge is!" Hakamo-o exclaimed. "They said that we get included in their team, but what does that even entail?!"
000
Dhelmise whistled to himself as he floated around the island, getting a grasp on what these 'competitors' had to deal with. The scenery was stereotypical, the normal random island in the middle of whatever ocean this was. The lush foliage around the island was deceptive, considering the bullshit this joke of a host did to them.
He floated to the cabins, and seeing the shabby, withering condition of the miniscule buildings, he chortled to himself. "These losers are really living the life, I see," he said to himself.
He saw a broken window in one of the cabins and heard uncomfortably audible yelping and panting coming from that specific one. He didn't even need to go up and look in to see what was going on. "Does that psychotic idiot seriously have normal male tendencies?" he questioned before shuddering. "I guess I know what he means by 'meat bicycle' now. Disgusting..."
He floated away from that area and decided to just make himself invisible and peek through one of the barricaded windows of the cafeteria. He eyed the thirty of Shaymin's contestants with amused eyes. They were all either waiting for their time to go or conversing with each other.
"These poor unfortunate souls," he commented in a joking manner. "They seriously think that they all have a chance to win. They should know damn well that actually trying too hard and using sneaky tactics will get them fuck all. And based on their personalities and common fucking sense, I can see that the sex slave bitch, Jabberjaw, Fake Anubis, the Thing, Axe Deodorant, Kit-kat, Puffball, Samurott Fucktoy, and Shrimp Toast won't be winning a thing."
He decided to move away from the cafeteria and actually make an effort to hide somewhere. And where else would he hide where none of them would dare to go?
"Where was Rudolph's lodge?" he asked himself as he started floated around, retracing the steps that they took to get there. After a few minutes, he found her lodge and smirked. He phased into the small Mythical Pokemon's cabin and stopped to see what all she had.
The cabin, styled as a loft, contained a generous sized bed, with sunlight shimmering down from the multiple windows scattered around the room. Complete with a high-lofted ceiling, the bamboo timber floors seemed to bask in the glow of the fierce sun. Apart from the bed, there was a small spa at the edge, with water overflowing from the tub as the tap continued to run water into it.
"How typical," Dhelmise said tonelessly. "Give your campers the shitty cabins when you know damn well you can give them better ones. I swear the hosts of these shows lack any compassion or sense."
"Eh, compassion is overrated anyway," he said shortly after before starting to go through and see if she had anything secret or hidden anywhere.
He floated over her bed and started moving her pillows and sheets via ghostly power. He shook the pillows feverishly, knowing that some girls hear things either in or under their pillows sometimes. He phased into the ground to peer under her bed and found a long, thin black box underneath it.
"I knew it," he told himself as he floated the box onto the bed and opened it. The box opened like a suitcase, a picture of Victini being pasted on the top half and various 'instruments' on the bottom half.
Seeing this, Dhelmise sighed. "You know, I expected this. I honestly did," he said, closing the box and placing it back under the bed. "All of these hosts act like a bunch of pent up, horny teens."
"Well, I guess we're ACTUALLY lucky that we have Mr. and Ms. Galaxy as our hosts," he commented as he floated into spa and vanished.
000
Pyukumuku had buried himself in the sand of the beach. How did he get to the beach part of the island so fast? Don't ask questions. He sighed to himself as he sat in his little burrow covered by a few pieces of rotten kelp that washed up on the shore.
"This is so much fun," he said to himself, giggling. He sighed to himself. "I wonder if I'll end up winning the game. That'd be so cool."
The little guy didn't have much to say or much he wanted to do, initially, but after a while, he started feeling a bit of discomfort and nervousness due to his spot. If one looked over the sandy beach, rotten kelp lining the edge, and then looked to see a few pieces of kelp randomly strewn about the middle of the beach, it could be automatically inferred that something was wrong.
He didn't know how much time Shaymin gave them to hide, but a pretty ingenious plan popped up in his head. However, with the plan, came a question.
"Wait, is the object of this to be found or stay hidden?" he asked himself. That wasn't even really explained, so now he was a bit conflicted about what he should do. "Ahh! It's therapy all over again! I hate thinking like this!"
He looked around nervously before squeaking and deciding to go through with his plan. The cafeteria was a ways away from the beach anyway, so he'd have plentiful time, or at least he hoped.
Pulling himself from his first hole, he started digging up holes around the beach in order to cause confusion. He wasn't positive that it'd work, but it didn't hurt to try.
000
Over the loudspeaker, Shaymin's flamboyant voice sounded. "Alright, foreign campers! I hope you're hidden well, because your time is up; campers from my island, it's time to start hunting down your prey!"
000
"And so it begins…" Hakamo-o said from inside of a girls' bathroom stall. She ended up there after deciding not to go with Lycanroc. Now she was stuck there until she was found once.
Or, as long as she was stealthy, she could find another place to hide without any of them knowing. What were the odds of them searching the bathrooms first anyhow? Slowly opening the stall door, she peeked outside to make sure that nobody was there.
"Hmm…" she moaned unsurely to herself. She started stepping out of the stall, slowly closing the door before hurrying to the exit and peeking outside. She didn't see anyone, but she could hear voices in the distance, signifying that they were on the way.
Quickly, she left the bathroom and ran behind the cabins. She saw a gap that was dug underneath and, despite being wary, she dug deeper underneath, eventually settling herself underneath the cabin. Underneath the cabins, things were a dark, as the only light came from the rickety floor boards and the hole that she entered from. Going forward more, she eventually enveloped herself in darkness, but not before feeling something cold and moist underneath as well.
"Fuck me…" she whispered to herself, unsure of what the material was. Was it a dead body? Was someone else down there with her?
Feeling the material and handling it, an annoyed and confused expression appeared on her face, though it was not visible in the darkness. "Meat? Really?" she whispered as she put the material back and just lied there in wait, shaking her head.
000
"Who the hell stashes meat underneath a crappy cabin?!" Hakamo-o questioned.
000
Tsareena, being the ditz that she was, stood behind a tree right next to the cafeteria. She was currently surrounded by a bunch of Shaymin's contestants, but she didn't even seem to notice, as she just stared at the intricate lines of the tree bark.
"Um… guys?" she heard, as a Shroomish called out to several Pokemon behind him. "Look at this; one of them is here."
A few Pokemon paced over to where the Shroomish was gesturing, finding her with relative ease.
"Erm… I guess we found one?" Froslass said tentatively, watching with unadulterated horror as she stood idly.
Stunfisk only shook her head stubbornly. "Nope! She's not pretty enough for our team."
"But she's gorgeous. She might even be equally as pretty as y-" Buneary protested, only to be cut off by a ferocious glare from Stunfisk.
"Equally as pretty as who? Finish that sentence; I dare you!" Stunfisk shrieked. "There is no way we are keeping her!"
"You keep whoever you find twice," Lunala said, floating out of the cafeteria with Solgaleo and Shaymin in tow, to see who Shaymin's contestants found so fast. The Moone Pokemon had to stifle her laugh. "Well, uh...this is unfortunate. You'd better hope you don't find her again."
"Tsareena!" Solgaleo called. "Hide somewhere else!"
The Fruit Pokemon continued staring at the tree.
"You know, I expected something like this to happen," Lunala derided, eyeing Solgaleo with an 'I-told-you-so' expression. "I told you that we should have brought back Bewear."
Solgaleo rolled his eyes at his co-host's statement. "His voice is grating and he has a child with Mudsdale to worry about. No thanks."
"A child?" Shroomish echoed, his jaw dropping. "Arceus… Your contestants need to carry around some condoms."
Gastly, as if triggered by this, screeched. "My mummy sent me a condom!"
Everyone stared at the gaseous ghost for a few seconds before Lunala snapped them out of the transfixion.
"Well, we told them not to do anything, but teens don't ever wanna listen unless there's incentive," Lunala said with a shrug. "Nothing we can do now."
"Anyways," Froslass began at an attempt to steer the conversation topic back to the challenge. "Tsareena? You're going to have to hide again."
Tsareena only blinked in response. "But I already am! You can't even see me," she said as she moved to the left, now having her back towards everyone.
"But…. We can see you…" Shroomish protested, only to be interrupted from a cackle above.
"Haha, suckers!" Shaymin called out from above as she looked down from the sky. "Looks like you've found her twice! Tsareena is now on your team for the next challenge!"
"What's a team?" she questioned, tilting her head in confusion as the team that found her groaned.
000
Lycanroc was hiding in a cave deep in the forest, as it seemed to be the most feasible. She wasn't exactly sure about how being found worked. The hosts really neglected to specify everything, much to her chagrin.
While she was in the cave, she couldn't help but think about Incineroar and what he was doing back on Akala Island. She sighed to herself as she sat on a rock in the cave.
"I'm surprised Haka didn't follow me," Lycanroc giggled to herself. "But then again, I'm not…"
It hadn't been too long since Shaymin told her contestants to find them, so she was expecting them to be searching the forest. The cave wasn't that deep, so she'd have to back away and make sure she was hidden well in the dark.
Five minutes went by, and she heard absolutely nothing but the natural sound of wind blowing, causing the leaves on the trees, as well as the bushes on the ground, to rustle.
"This is so boring…" she said to herself, throwing a rock against the opposite wall. "I forgot how much this game irritated me…"
Suddenly, she heard more feverish rustling, as well as a few voices heading her way. She quickly got onto her feet and headed to the back of the cave, cloaking herself in darkness.
The voices began getting louder as she eyed a Magikarp, Musharna, Primarina, Exeggutor, and Lucario pass by the cave. At first it seemed like they were gonna completely ignore the cave, which was fine by her. However, just as they seemed to completely go past it, she heard one of them talk.
"Hey? What about this cave?"
She immediately got nervous, but the feeling was quickly expunged when she heard the familiar voice of the Primarina, followed by one she didn't recognize.
"Yes, the cave seems to be a place that they'd hide."
"Nonsense. Based on their appearances, they aren't intelligent enough to know that designated spots such as those are too obvious. They must be somewhere that actually requires thought."
Hearing that, Lycanroc was completely confused. What the hell did that even mean?
"Uh, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard," another unknown voice said. "I say we go in there, and kick whoever's ass is in there!"
"Tor, I don't think that's the goal-"
"Quiet, you!"
Lycanroc groaned softly to herself, the nervousness now replaced with annoyance. She just took a seat in the back of the cave to wait this out.
Eventually, however, a Musharna entered the cave while she continued hearing the others. Seeing her coming, Lycanroc started climbing on the walls of the cave using her sharp claws, eventually hanging from the ceiling.
Musharna didn't identify anything inside of the cave, as Lycanroc started climbing down silently as she looked up.
The Drowsing Pokemon floated back out of the cave, allowing Lycanroc to smirk to herself.
"I didn't see anything …" another voice, presumably the Musharna's, said. "But I think I felt someone's presence."
"My point exactly," the voice, likely the Magikarp's, said. "Now, let's go."
She heard the Pokemon walk away and sighed in relief. "That was a close call."
000
Pyukumuku continued to dig holes on the beach, even after time was called. When he heard rustling coming from nearby bushes, he quickly slinked over to his first hole, where the kelp was, and jumped inside.
He had dug down deeper, creating a tunnel system that connected all of the holes together. Overall, the little guy was able to create over fifty holes that he could squeeze into, all connected through a single system.
"That should do," he told himself proudly. "Hmm...though, maybe I should go to another hole far from these. It'll trick them."
Due to the numerous holes he had already dug, he had a gracious amount of oxygen coming inside of the holes. It got darker and darker the farther right he dug with his innards. Once he felt that he was far enough, and also a bit tired, he started digging upwards. Once he broke the surface and sand poured onto his face and down the hole, he peeked out and noticed that he was behind an average sized rock.
"Huh...weird, but okay," he chirped as he went back down the hole and sat in the horizontal tunnel, out of view.
Unluckily for him, he heard footsteps heading in his direction.
"Hey! Runt of the litter!" he heard Golisopod yell. "We know you're down there. You're caught!"
Pyukumuku didn't respond.
"Looks like we're gonna have to flush him out…" Golisopod said with a rather demented tone of voice.
"Uh, doesn't this count anyway since we saw him jump in the hole and pop up?" another voice asked.
"Krokorok, shut it," Golisopod replied.
Pyukumuku, after hearing that, immediately started heading back to the fifty holes through his tunnel. He wasn't going to risk it. Maybe they had to tag him for it to count.
Suddenly, a squeaky sound was heard from the loudspeaker before Solgaleo's orotund voice was heard. "FOR CLARIFICATION, OUR PLAYERS MUST BE VISIBLE WHEN YOU DECLARE THEM FOUND! NO TAGGING IS NECESSARY!"
Hearing that, Pyukumuku sighed. "Well, at least they didn't see me, hopefully," he said, slinking to the area where his other holes were.
Once he was out of their sights, he climbed out of his hole and headed to the water, covering himself with kelp.
000
"I'm surprised that didn't see me move," Pyukumuku chirped. "This is cool!"
000
Shiinotic was giddily running in a circle in the middle of the forest, his arms swaying in the breeze. He wasn't saying anything, nor was he even blinking, he was just running.
He heard bushes rustling, but it didn't stop him from doing...whatever the hell he was doing. Mumbles were coming from the bushes, but he still didn't stop his running.
Eventually, a Ribombee and a Jigglypuff exited the bushes with caring expressions, while a Banette, Pumpkaboo, and Mimikyu watched from the bushes.
"Uh...hi, Shiinotic," Ribombee began tentatively, his eyes constantly darting back to glance at Jigglypuff. "We found you?"
Jigglypuff grinned optimistically. "Yeah. Now you just need to hide one more time, and then we find you and bam! We can adopt you!"
"Are you sure that we even w-want to a-adopt him?" Mimikyu asked, her voice a trembling squeak muffled by the bushes. "He's kinda creepy…"
"Don't say that," Jigglypuff scoffed. "Everyone deserves a chance! He is perfect the way he is. What do you think, Ribombee?"
Ribombee didn't respond, his eyes transfixed towards Shiinotic, who stopped running completely, a wide smile plastered on his face as he stared at the five of them.
"Eek!" Mimikyu squealed, before leaping out of the bushes and darting away. Banette and Pumpkaboo exchanged startled looks before chasing after the small ghost-type, leaving Jigglypuff and Ribombee stranded with the Shiinotic.
"Um… Shiinotic?" Jigglypuff prodded gently. "You can hide again, now."
Children's laughter began to echo around the area again as he took a step forward and his mushroom began to glow. "Only new life can defeat death," he whispered eerily before all three of them were teleported away, leaving a scorching circle in the aftermath.
-000-
The three fairy-types appeared in an environment that was pink and light green in coloration, the air around it smelled of mint and manure, two scents that you would never think you'd experience simultaneously. Unusually large ribbons of dark purple and blood red were strewn around the environment, as well as skulls, viscera, and strangely...flowers. The sky was dark, the main light coming from an eery, green sphere embedded in the ground. The three of them were floating in space, each now in their shiny forms, with Shiinotic staring at the couple with his same expression.
"Where are we?" Ribombee gasped, gazing around him in a bewildered trance.
"You are in my realm," Shiinotic said in a slow, eerie fashion as he floated close to them. "I constructed this from my own brain power and imagination. Don't you love it?"
"It's beautiful!" Jigglypuff exclaimed, her eyes dancing as they greedily absorbed her surroundings. "Look at all the flowers!"
"Those are new," he said tentatively. "It seems that you two have brought flowers into my realm of happiness."
Ribombee felt his eye twitch. "Erm… that's lovely, but Shaymin already has lots of flowers in her garden, anyways. So, yeah, if you could take us back, that'd be great-"
"Come on, Ribombee!" Jigglypuff protested. "It can be our first ever date! It's not like we're losing the challenge; we've technically just found Shiinotic in two different hiding spots."
"You should know that things that are brought into my realm are destroyed," Shiinotic said with no emotion in his voice. All of the flowers in the vicinity immediately burst into flames, leaving the ashes to float about.
"That's better," he said with a creepy giggle once every flower was burned. "Now, follow me! We're gonna go on an adventure! Yahhhhhhh," he said as he started floating away.
"Jigglypuff!" Ribombee growled as she dragged him after Shiinotic. "We should probably stop this. Now."
Even Jigglypuff seemed somewhat startled by the harsh bark in which Ribombee had spoken. Ribombee, seeing the hurt on Jigglypuff's face, began to bite his lip.
"Sorry," he stated, glancing at the ground. "Erm… Let's just follow him."
The two proceeded to float after the deranged mushroom, hoping that he'd either lead them somewhere interesting or send them back to reality.
000
Hakamo-o had gotten tired and actually fell asleep underneath the cabin. When a sudden thud was heard in the cabin she was under, her eyes popped open and she yawned in silence as she looked around. She was still in darkness, the hole and raggedy boards still being the only things giving her a light source.
"This is so fucking annoying," she said to herself. "Couldn't they have just had them choose who they wanted since there are six of us here now? Three on each team wouldn't have been that bad."
Being in that small area was starting to make her feel a bit cramped and she was tempted to just crawl out, stretch, and find a better place to hide. The smell of meat was getting annoying to her anyway. She started crawling back to the hole she came in from and pulled herself out. She groaned as she popped her back, not even caring if she got caught now. She backed into the back wall of the cabin and walked to the left to check and see if anyone was around.
She didn't see anyone in the area, and presumed that they had vacated that area. She came out into the open and started walking normally to the cafeteria, where he saw the three hosts watching footage from the cameras.
She stomped over and stood next to Lunala, arms folded. "Er-hem!" she exclaimed, getting their attention.
"Hakamo-o, what are you doing? You're supposed to be hiding," Lunala reminded.
"What's the point?" Hakamo-o inquired. "We're hiding so that we can be recruited. What kind of ass-backwards logic is that?"
"It's mainly a challenge for Shaymin's competitors," Solgaleo replied. "They don't know you guys; all they know is that we're on their island and they have to look for you guys for a mystery challenge."
"Ugh…" Hakamo-o groaned. "Can I just find a team and join them if we're all just sitting Ducklett?"
"Absolutely not!" Shaymin cried out over the loudspeaker, the resentment dripping from her voice. "This is a challenge for a reason, and you're going to stick to it, missy!"
"Hmm… You're not my host, so I don't have to listen to you," Hakamo-o said matter-of-factly as she turned to Solgaleo and Lunala. "Come the fuck on…"
"We're on Shaymin's Island, so if she wants this as a challenge, it's gonna be a challenge," said Lunala.
"This sure is a one-sided crossover if you're letting her make all of the decisions," Hakamo-o commented.
"Less work for us," Solgaleo said with a shrug.
Hakamo-o facepalmed herself before stomping away from the three of them.
-000-
"Stupid lousy…" Hakamo-o muttered as she walked into the forest, eventually coming upon a destroyed house. Her eyes widened as they absorbed the old, ravished building, with tattered bricks crumbling from the edges and glass shards just scattered across the exterior of the mansion. To the side was an abandoned tractor, in a similarly appalling condition to the mansion itself.
"Hell, even our hotel has survived longer and there were- oh nevermind, there are WAY more of them," she commented as she approached the building. "Maybe it's too fucked up to search."
Suddenly, as she prepared to go in, she heard a few voices heading her way, bringing a smile to her face. She gazed over at the tractor and went over to it, climbing onto the top of it with her arms folded.
"If they don't find me here, they're blind," she said.
From around a corner, she saw this island's Incineroar, a Noctowl, a Vespiquen, and Salazzle "Hmm," she started. "This group seems okay."
As they got closer, they almost immediately turned to the wrecked house, seemingly ignoring her.
"Hide and seek," Salazzle huffed, squinting her nose in frustration. "How creative, Shaymin."
The Noctowl shrugged. "At least it has nothing to do with, you know, being swallowed by Victreebel."
"Swallowed by a Victreebel?" Hakamo-o whispered to herself. "Yep, definitely made the better choice of show."
"I'm sincerely beginning to wonder whether any of Shaymin's antics are legal," Vespiquen pointed out, biting her lip. "The cast from the other island seemed somewhat appalled by our conditions."
"Pfft, like their conditions could be any better," Incineroar scoffed, rolling his eyes.
"Debatable," the Salazzle remarked, as she padded past the tractor, Hakamo-o watching her intently. "Though, I suppose we can ask one of them; especially since I have a feeling that there is one nearby."
"You're damn right," Hakamo-o said, leaping from the tractor roof and folding her arms. "Congrats, you found me."
"Uh, technically, you revealed yourself to us," Vespiquen remarked.
"Technicalities…" Hakamo-o replied, waving away the statement. "Okay, now I'm gonna hide behind the house, okay? Then you're gonna find me twice, and I'll be on your team."
Salazzle snorted. "You make it sound like we want you to be on our team."
Hakamo-o rose a brow at her comment. "Oh, you're willing to risk having a dumbass in Tsareena, a creeper in Shiinotic, or an annoying jackass in Dhelmise, rather than myself? I mean, if that's what you want, I can just-"
"No, thanks," Vespiquen hastily responded, cutting Hakamo-o off. "We'll take you."
Salazzle rolled her eyes. "Just go hide behind that house already."
Hakamo-o gave her a distrusting look, but decided to go through with her offer, going behind the mansion.
After a few seconds, Incineroar went behind the mansion and picked her up, throwing her over his left shoulder, much to her chagrin.
"Was this really necessary?" Hakamo-o questioned as she was brought back to the front of the building.
"Trust me," Noctowl assured her kindly. "Once you get to know Shaymin, you'll learn that nothing she make us do is necessary. You just kind of roll with it."
"And what happens if you don't?" Hakamo-o asked curiously as Incineroar put her down.
As if on cue, four of them shuddered, causing Hakamo-o to raise a brow.
"Victreebel happens," Vespiquen answered.
Hakamo-o gave them all looks she heard them mention being swallowed by one, but the fear didn't make sense to her. "A Victreebel. Really?"
"You haven't met her. She's just… Putrid and repugnant!" Salazzle commented.
"So, you're telling me that two fire-types, a flying-type, and a bug-type, are afraid of a grass and poison-type?" Hakamo-o prodded. "Really?"
"When it comes to Victreebel, types don't matter," Vespiquen pointed out, folding her arms. "Once you're in her mouth, there's nothing you can do."
"She'll make a man very happy one day in that case," Hakamo-o replied, waving the comment away. "So am I supposed to help you all find others now? Did Shaymin tell you anything she didn't tell us?"
Noctowl glanced down towards her talons. "Well, she did tell us that we're supposed to be on our best behaviour if we want to continue doing more collaborations with other hosts - namely Victini - but apart from that, we're just as lost as you are."
"Let's just head back to the cafeteria," Incineroar suggested, jerking a thumb to indicate the direction.
The six of them decided to go on and head back, not knowing what else they could possibly do.
000
Lycanroc was still in her cave, yawning as a whine escaped her lips. No one else had come by lately, and she was getting very bored again.
"I'm just gonna give myself up. This is not worth it," she said to herself as she stood up and headed to the mouth of the cave.
As soon as she did, though, she gained some attention, which startled her momentarily.
"Hey!"
Turning around, she saw a Garchomp, Pancham, Zoroark, and Meowstic heading her way. Lycanroc huffed with a smile, placing a hand on her hip. "Took you long enough."
"Apologies," Zoroark stated, rolling her eyes teasingly. "We thought you would have had more patience."
"Almost forty minutes in a cave when another group of you passed by and only one them looked in and didn't even find me," Lycanroc started. "I think that's enough patience."
"Was it Musharna?" Meowstic asked, sighing. "I bet it was Musharna."
"It was Musharna," Lycanroc replied blankly.
The group all exchanged knowing smiles, before Meowstic shrugged his shoulders. "Looks like you better try hiding again," he pointed out. "Then we can see how patient you really are."
"Oh goody, maybe it'll take an HOUR of boredom this time," Lycanroc commented, folding her arms. "Look, I'm not about to waste more of my time, and this is coming from a girl who loves playing games."
"Well," Garchomp began, clicking her tongue. "How about we all save ourselves some time and effort? You tell us where you're going to hide, and we'll find you. That way, you won't have to wait for too long, and we won't have to waste our time trying to find another one of you."
"Sounds good to me. I'm gonna go behind this tree," Lycanroc said, going behind the nearest tree.
"But…" Pancham began to protest. "There is no integrity-"
Meowstic clamped a hand over the small panda's mouth. "Hush now, Pancham. Now, I wonder where in the world could Lycanroc be? You don't suppose she is behind that suspicious looking tree, do you?"
Lycanroc didn't respond.
Rolling her eyes, Zoroark cut the faux-game short, reaching out until she felt 'Lycanroc's' matted fur along her paws. "Found you." Zoroark heaved, yanking the matter back, only to reveal it as moss, not Lycanroc.
"Wait, where the hell did she go?!" Garchomp exclaimed, bewildered. "We literally just saw her go behind that tree!"
"Perhaps you all should use your eyes and look upwards," Meowstic remarked, pointing to a high branch, where the Wolf Pokemon was sitting with a smile.
Pancham gaped in awe when Meowstic removed her paw from his mouth. "How'd you get up there so fast?!"
"Like I said, I like to play games," Lycanroc commented as she leapt from the branch she was on, landing on her feet. "Looks like I'm on you guys' team now."
"Oh joy," Garchomp drawled.
Hearing her tone and seeing the others, Lycanroc couldn't help but hold a neutral expression.
000
Lycanroc sighed. "Hopefully the rest of their team isn't as bland…"
000
Pyukumuku was hoping that they wouldn't spot him as he stayed under the kelp on the shore.
"You're in kelp. Become the kelp. You are the kelp," he told himself. "Uh...what does kelp sound like?"
He heard a slight gurgle and bubbling similar to his normal squeak and giggled.
"Hey! I heard something over here!" an Absol said as he padded over to the bunch of kelp.
"Wow, remarkable. You found kelp," Golisopod said, his voice cold and full of sarcasm. "Maybe put that miniscule brain of yours to good use and actually help us find these fucks."
"Geez, someone is on his blue period," Absol retorted as he walked back to the others, with Golisopod glaring at him as he did so.
Pyukumuku shuffled a bit in the kelp, feeling a bit itchy from it. Golisopod saw it move from a corner of his eye and gained a sneer. He rushed over and yanked off the kelp, revealing Pyukumuku.
"Gotcha, runt!" he sneered.
"Dang it," the Sea Cucumber Pokemon commented as he was picked up. "And we saw your ass pop out of that hole near that hole, too, so you belong to us now."
Pyukumuku blinked. "Kay," he replied, causing Golisopod to sweatdrop from his lack of fear.
"Well, this was easy," Haxorus commented as she and the others sauntered over. Golisopod glared at them.
"Oh be quiet. You, the croc, and the pussycat did nothing to help and just stood around," Golisopod growled tossing Pyukumuku to her. "Just tote this loser so we don't have to wait for him to catch up."
Before Haxorus could protest, Golisopod started walking away. Haxorus sighed as she stared down at Pyukumuku's cute face. "Hello," he chirped.
Hearing that squeaky tone, she couldn't help but giggle at the miniscule Pokemon in her clutches. "Hi," she responded with a faint blush as Absol, Krokorok, and Skitty gathered around, admiring his cuteness.
"Aww, he's adorable!" Skitty exclaimed. "Do you think-"
"PICK UP THE PACE!" Golisopod blustered, annoyed at their sudden idleness. This bluster caused the others to run after him.
000
"I think Golisopod needs a hug," Pyukumuku commented. "Anyone with that much anger has issues that love and affection can easily cure. Well, at least that's what my psychiatrist told me."
000
A good majority of the players from both shows returned to the cafeteria, with Shaymin's being on one side, and Solgaleo and Lunala's on the other. Neither set was conversing with the other, as per the request of the hosts. It was just for the time being and to stay organized, mainly. They didn't need any confusion.
Golisopod and his group returned with Pyukumuku, and seeing how they were segregated, Haxorus gently placed Pyukumuku on the table with his cast before moving toward her own, along with the others of her group.
"Alright, that's four," said Lunala, seeing that the contestants that she and Solgaleo truly cared about were found. "I think that's enough."
"Wait!" Skitty interrupted. "Not all of our players are back yet! And what about Dhelmise and Shiinotic?"
Solgaleo twitched upon hearing her complaint. "You seriously want to work with them?"
"You're the ones who brought Shiinotic and this ditz back!" Hakamo-o exclaimed, gesturing to Tsareena, who was sitting idle.
"Tsareena was brought back for the attraction factor, and apparently Shiinotic had fans, so that's why he was brought back."
"What about Passimian?" asked Lycanroc as Shaymin's cast listened in interest.
"He didn't have many fans. People thought he was boring," Solgaleo replied.
"Gumshoos?"
"Nobody cared about her," Lunala said bluntly. "No offense."
"How many players did you guys even have?" asked Zoroark.
"We only chose fourteen," Lunala answered, glaring at her and Solgaleo's cast.
"HEY!" Shaymin cried out. "You're not supposed to be asking questions to them until we get to the presentation!"
"Wait, what presentation?" Shroomish asked tentatively.
"You'll see whenever the rest of you find the creep and jackass," Shaymin replied childishly.
Just as the words escaped her mouth, the door to the cafeteria slammed open, and the Banette, Pumpkaboo and Mimikyu all rushed into the room before ducking beneath the nearest table. After hearing them whimper for a moment, Shaymin arched her brow at them.
"Um, guys? Did you bring Shiinotic with you?"
"Shiinotic is not coming!" Mimikyu squeaked, peeping from beneath the table. "Not a chance."
Banette nodded her head in agreement. "And neither are Jigglypuff and Ribombee."
Completely bewildered, Shaymin twitched her eye. "But-"
"Please," Pumpkaboo desperately pleaded, glaring daggers at the host. After a moment, Shaymin shrugged her shoulders.
"Alright, fine. But we're still waiting on several of the Kyogres and Dhelmise. They should be able to find him-" Before she could even complete her sentence, the door was shoved open once again, and in came the remaining Kyogres.
"We can't find anyone anywhere!" Tor scowled, storming into the room and slamming himself down onto a bench.
"That's because you were being too stubborn to listen to everyone else."
"Shut up, Ex!"
"G-guys…? Everyone is staring a-at us," Egg stated, flustered by the attention. Everyone glared at the three heads of the Exeggutor, before turning their attention to Lucario, who was floundering for words.
"It's true," Lucario sighed. "We can't find anyone, and we've checked everywhere."
Primarina offered a hesitant smile. "Though, with sleepy Musharna checking most of the places, I'm not exactly sure how thorough our checks here." She gently poked the psychic-type, who, in response, muttered something unintelligible.
"Musharna? Did you say something?" Lucario asked. "Or were you sleep talking?"
"Huh…?" The half-asleep Pokemon murmured. "I'm not a fan…"
Mystified, Primarina poked Musharna once again. "Fan of who?"
"Stephen Hawking."
Magikarp groaned in response, before turning his head to Shaymin. "We give up. What now?"
"Figures that Dhelmise would be the one causing issues," Solgaleo commented as he headed out of the cafeteria to check the cameras, with Shaymin and Lunala in tow.
Shaymin started clicking through the numerous cameras before eventually stopping. Fire burned in her eyes upon finding out where the Sea Creeper was.
"DHELMISE!" she roared in complete and utter anger as she flew to her lodge. Solgaleo and Lunala exchanged looks before shrugging and going back into the cafeteria, where they were met with the perplexed and rather fearful faces from Shaymin's cast. Their cast remained relaxed, as they sort of expected something like this to happen.
"Shaymin will be back shortly," Lunala commented as the Gratitude Pokemon's cast started exchanging glances and murmuring amongst themselves.
After a few moments, Dhelmise appeared, relatively unscathed. "I can tell that you all gave up on finding me. Goes to show how crappy you all are at this game."
"Dhelmise, where the hell did you hide?" asked Lycanroc. "You got Shaymin pissed off."
"Eh, I hid in her lodge," Dhelmise responded nonchalantly. "No biggie."
Shaymin burst through the cafeteria doors with a look of bloody murder in her eyes as she glared at the Sea Creeper. Her cast hadn't seen this side of her before, which instilled even more fear in them.
"No one… goes into… my room… EXCEPT FOR ME!" Shaymin roared.
"It's on an island with others so, technically, anyone can go into that boring cabin," Dhelmise replied. "You have normal bamboo floors and a spa at the foot of your bed. There's literally nothing of interest in there."
"Wait, he didn't find my relief box?" Shaymin thought to herself. "STILL! You went into my cabin! When you're just a fucking guest on my island!"
"Should've been the other way around. It would've been better if you were on our island. These poor bastards would know what a decent island looks like."
Shaymin growled and Solgaleo stepped in front of her, only for her to glare daggers at him. "Take this from experience. He is not worth it," he warned.
Hearing the sternness in his voice and seeing his serious, piercing glare, Shaymin grumbled to herself. She took a breath as he moved away from her.
"Okay," she said through grit teeth. "My apologies. Didn't want you all to see that side of me unless you deserved it. Now that all of our intru- I mean guests are here, let's move on to the presentation of what these guys have gone through on their island, who they eliminated, and some of the best moments that I picked out."
"And, why do we care about any of that?" Stunfisk asked bluntly. "These peasants are no better than us. Objectively, WE are the superior ones, most specifically me."
"Yeah, keep telling yourself that, honey," Dhelmise responded. "Also, why didn't you two tell us that we were gonna be shown like this?"
"We didn't know. Shaymin told us that she made it up in preparation," Solgaleo said. "It's to formally introduce you all and uh…"
"To show my cast what they could of have had and rub it in their faces," Shaymin chirped. "Plus, I heard that you all watched my show, so...why not show my cast a bit of yours?"
"I have no idea whether to be scared or flattered…" Hakamo-o commented.
"Well, Bellossom edited most of it, so maybe flattered," Shaymin said, shrugging her shoulders.
A blank, white board was wheeled into the room by Bellossom, who went back out minutes later to retrieve a projector and laptop. She set the laptop on the table, connected the wires to it, and a few seconds later, the video began to play.
-000-
Suddenly, Requiem for a Dream began playing as the five islands of Alola were shown. After that, the hotel that they were staying in was shown. Seconds later, as the song kicked up, the fourteen competitors were shown in battle-cut format based on team.
Hakamo-o, Bewear, Lycanroc, Pyukumuku, Tsareena, Dhelmise, and Oricorio were on the top half, and Incineroar, Gumshoos, Shiinotic, Mudsdale, Passimian, Togedemaru, and Drampa were on the bottom half.
Clips from different parts of the show began to be presented.
-000-
"Lycanroc...welcome to the show…" Solgaleo greeted.
"Psyched to be here!" she said cheerily before letting out a howl. "I can't wait to get down and dirty…Let's get this party started!"
"I like you already…" Lunala stated. "Head on inside. We've got...eight more players to introduce and the fun and mayhem will begin…"
Lycanroc howled once again and headed to the terminal.
-000-
"Incineroar! How you doing, man?"
Incineroar gave them a smirk. "I'm fine. But these others probably won't be when I'm done…"
"Interesting...and pretty intimidating. Better try not to make too many enemies…" Lunala stated. "Head on into the terminal…"
Incineroar nodded and started walking to the building.
-000-
"Huh...not gonna lie, I expected something more spectacular…" it stated. "But then again, knowing these shows, there's nothing spectacular about them."
"Dhelmise...this is just the meeting area. Nothing spectacular is going to be happening just yet…" Lunala explained.
"Whatever…" he said as he floated towards the building, already guessing that it was where he had to wait.
"Well, he's going to be pleasant…" Solgaleo said sarcastically.
-000-
"Shiinotic! How are you?"
The Illuminating Pokemon didn't respond, as his smile only got wider. "I am doing perfectly fine as long as the overlord of light allows me to drain the fluids of everyone in my way. The way the grass grows in the sky really lets us know that all hope is lost as the world will be consumed in a ball of fire…" he said in a very honeyed tone. "Yeah…."
The two hosts exchanged looks of fear. What he said was extremely creepy, but his facial expression and tone of voice were the exact opposite. Well, mainly his tone.
"Great story, uh…" Solgaleo stated. "G-Go on and head into the terminal…"
"The overlord can't protect us all...it protects no one as long as the monkeys of the universe are loose from their barrel…" he said, allowing his arms to graze against both hosts, who shuddered.
"Remind me why we chose him?" Lunala explained.
"We needed the weird guy…" Solgaleo replied.
-000-
Shower water was heard shutting off in a steam enveloped room. A shadow walked toward the window. Wiping away the fog, Bewear revealed his wet, furry form. He scratched his head before swiping his fur down, making it appear as it usually did. Smooth.
He had a towel around his neck and another around his waist and he decided to go back to his own room, as he knew Pyukumuku wouldn't appreciate him leaving used towels on the floor or counter.
He looked at Pyukumuku's clock and saw that it was 9:33. He yawned before heading out the door, only to see Mudsdale standing there with a peeved expression. He sweatdropped.
"Who told you...that you could leave the bedroom?" Mudsdale questioned, keeping her same glare.
Bewear just blinked in response as Mudsdale charged her way into Pyukumuku's room. Bewear ended up clinging to her by her mud locks.
"Muddy!" Bewear blustered, something he hardly never did, causing Mudsdale to stop in her tracks. He let go of Mudsdale, causing him to land on his back. He attempted to get up, but Mudsdale pinned him back down with her muzzle, giving him a sultry look and lick on the stomach.
Bewear would have easily got back up, but his weakened muscles from the numerous rounds and his male hormones weren't allowing this to happen. He didn't want this to happen in his friend's room, so he lightly tapped Mudsdale before she got too 'into' the part that was coming up.
"Muddy. My room. Not Pyukumuku's…" he stated.
Mudsdale smiled and kissed his nose as she let him up and grabbed him by his ear using her teeth.
"Ow…" he said plainly as he made sure to keep his towels with him.
000
Bewear just sighed.
-000-
Togedemaru's eyes flickered open as she woke up in the bed in the room. She looked around and saw that she was the only one in the room. Well, other than Shiinotic, who was standing above her, watching her sleep.
"EEEEP!" she exclaimed, using Thunderbolt on him as she fell out of the bed. It didn't seem to affect him, however.
"SLEEP is the epitome of testicles being inserted into the chest cavities of the innocent while urethras are being ripped out by man-eating Linoone…" he stated. "Yeah…"
"Does anything you say make any fucking sense!?" she exclaimed.
Her response was his creepy smile. She twitched as her spikes extended. She calmed down and took a breath. "Alright...could you please just stay away from me?"
"AWAY is the way for Salazzle to grind their tails into the mouths of Aggron and tear out their uvulas causing an eruption of bloody vomit and diarrhea from the nostrils on the moon...yeah…" he replied.
"..." Togedemaru didn't say anything. Instead, she just headed to the door to try and find the others. She wasn't even going to bother asking him.
-000-
"Get me onboard with what?"
Togedemaru shrieked out of fear, as the Placid Pokemon seemed to have materialized out of nowhere! She growled and glared at him.
"Well, uh...usually I hear shrieks like that when girls or guys are under me, but uh...that works, too", Drampa replied in response to the shriek and angry glare. "So, I ask again: Get me onboard with what?"
Togedemaru let out a breath. She didn't want to have any help in her plans, but, she wasn't going to be in an alliance with him or anything, so what harm could be done?
"Well, if you must know, I want you to help me eliminate Passimian…" Togedemaru explained. "That bastard is gonna end up screwing the team over with his bullshit decisions…"
"Eh, I guess I can agree. I mean, the idiot really thinks that I'm gonna stop my voyeurism here?" Drampa asked. "Please. With the sweet asses on those bitches on the other team and the beefcake from Incineroar, mmph! It's only just beginning."
"I'm glad that I'm not in that description…" was the only thing Togedemaru could muster up.
"Oh, don't worry, anyone not on that list has a list all of their own…"
"Okay, I don't wanna know anything else dealing with that", Togedemaru stated solemnly. "Are you gonna help me or not?" she asked.
"Hmm...I suppose…" Drampa started. "But, what's in it for me?"
Togedemaru sighed. She had a feeling that he was going to want something in return, as if his guaranteed safety (for now) wasn't enough. "What do you want? It'd better not be sexual, either…"
"What's sexual for you is different for what's sexual for me, so I believe we have an understanding~" Drampa said with a smile.
"Just tell me what you want, you jackass."
"Well, I wish to shower with you…"
Togedemaru froze. Did this pervy sonuvabitch just ask her to shower with him? Maybe she could focus on Passimian at a later time.
"You mean...you want us to-"
"Heavens NO!" Drampa exclaimed. "You're far too small for me to take in that manner. I only wish to be in the same...moist...steamy...confined...environment as you. No physical contact needs to be made…"
Togedemaru weighed her options. She could refuse and risk him blabbing to the rest of the team, or get it over with, feel violated, and get an extra vote. Suddenly, a thought arose in her head.
"Wait...how do I know that you're not just gonna take it all back and not help me if I agree to this?"
Drampa chortled. "You don't know. I guess you'll just have to trust me…"
Togedemaru just gave him a look of disgust before staring back down at her plate.
-000-
000
"Wow...I know a gay guy...AWESOME!" Pyukumuku exclaimed cheerily.
000
-000-
He headed to the terminal and a boat appeared. "This sucks…"
"Yeah, it does…" Lunala said. "I thought you'd at least make it to the merge!"
Passimian prepared to get on the boat when he heard a voice calling his name. He turned back around to see Hakamo-o running to him.
He was surprised and a bit excited, but that was quickly dashed as she kicked him in the goods, causing him to flinch and hold himself.
"Oooh…." Lunala flinched.
"Okay...I deserve that…" he strained, dropping to his knees.
Hakamo-o then kissed his cheek, shocking him. "Wait, I'm confused…" he groaned as he tried to stand back up.
"Good…" Hakamo-o said with a glare before leaving.
-000-
They all started heading out of the hotel and, seeing an opportunity, Dhelmise floated next to Mudsdale. "Hello Mrs. Bewear…" he teased softly so that only she heard.
Mudsdale growled and gave him a death glare. "Don't. Call me that. I want nothing to do with that emotionless, rapist, prick!"
"Whoa...rapist?" Dhelmise asked, stopping in place. That came out of nowhere. "Isn't that a bit...harsh?"
"No. He forced himself on me and I told him no, but he did it anyway…" Mudsdale said. "If I lose this game, at least I'll be able to go to court…"
Dhelmise couldn't believe what he was hearing. "Uh...didn't you like it and proceed to stalk him? Even force him a couple of times?"
"Oh please. Guys can't be raped unless it's by another guy…" Mudsdale replied before continuing to follow the others, ignoring the point Dhelmise was making.
The Sea Creeper sighed to himself. "Female ignorance...ya gotta fucking hate it…" he mumbled to himself.
"DHELMISE! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!" he heard Hakamo-o yell to him.
"I HAVE NO VISIBLE ASS!" he shouted back as he floated after them.
-000-
"OMA, Haka is so bashful and insecure when it comes to guys talking or touching her and she knows it!" Lycanroc blustered cheerfully. "No wonder she was so eager to get Passimian out of there and unbothered after he left. I mean, she said that she kissed him, but she still went straight back to her old ways!"
"Oricorio and I really need to work on building her confidence around guys…" Lycanroc continued. "But...then again the only guys left are gay, a jerk, far too cute, and...Bewear? I don't really know how to explain the big guy. But, I think Incineroar could still offer some assistance…"
-000-
Mudsdale and Bewear were walked down to the terminal by Solgaleo, ready to ride the same ferry.
"Uh...we both live on this island. Why are you making us get on this ferry?" asked Mudsdale.
"Because it's a certain tradition. Don't worry. You'll still be safe and sound…" said Solgaleo.
Mudsdale growled and bumped Bewear harshly, making him fall to the ground. "If you hadn't done all of that bullshit, we wouldn't be getting eliminated you jackass!"
Bewear didn't say a word and just rose up and dusted himself off with an annoyed expression, one of the only times he's shown actual emotion. "You act like it's purely my fault. You've forced yourself on me every day since Brooklet Hill until the SAW trap challenge…" he said coherently.
"Don't you spin this around on me when YOU started it off!"
"I can see that this child is going to have a traumatized life…"
"Oh-no. I'm giving this little shit up…" she said heartlessly, shocking both Bewear and Solgaleo.
"Oh, well...uh...I suppose that's-"
"You're gonna do WHAT?!" Bewear growled, glaring at her.
"You heard me", Mudsdale said, glaring back. "I don't want this baby. I NEVER wanted one. And I know damn well that you're not gonna take care of it…"
"And why is that?"
"Because you're a retard! You can't comprehend the simplest of things! You're just the stereotypical strong dumbass! This thing may even catch whatever you have that's made you like this!"
"Wow...so it all comes out now…" Bewear replied before chuckling. "Well let me tell you something bitch. Just because I have mental problems doesn't mean that I don't have a fucking heart. Something that YOU seem to be lacking. So if you insist on talking shit on OUR soon-to-be child just because you're an immature whiny slut who enjoys a long pole with no strings attached, I'll happily take him or her in and let him or her know that their mommy is a irresponsible whore…"
Bewear's words hit her like a ton of bricks and she backed away a bit. "Y-Yo-"
"Nope. You don't get to speak anymore bitch", Bewear continued, folding his arms in a glare. "Don't talk, contact, or touch me again. When you have the baby, that's the only time I wanna hear from you. And if I don't, I'm pressing charges…"
Mudsdale gaped.
"Whoa...this got REAL soap opera-y REALLY quick…" Solgaleo said. "Uh...why don't I just teleport Bewear to the location, and Mudsdale takes the ferry."
"No, don't do that", Bewear said. "Knowing her, she's probably try to jump off and drown herself. I'll take the ferry…"
Tears streamed down Mudsdale's face as she shuddered.
-000-
"That's right feather freak, I told Lycanroc and then she heard you talking shit!" Dhelmise said smugly.
"Wait...you-"
"Ori...you were our friend," Lycanroc said. "How could you that?!"
Oricorio looked down. "I…I just wanted security! I know that with threats here, I'll never have a chance to have my dream!"
"Go to school, bitch…" Dhelmise replied.
Oricorio glared at him. "Fuck off!"
-000-
After that last clip, the screen went back to the fourteen contestants and their pictures started to fade in accordance to their elimination order, eventually leaving the original five finalists before Shiinotic and Tsareena's pictures reappeared.
000
Jigglypuff and Ribombee were sitting at a picnic table with a black and white checkered picnic blanket over it, Jigglypuff twiddling a flower in her non-existent fingers. Ribombee was glancing around nervously, not liking the environment or situation Jigglypuff got them into.
"Jiggly?" the Bee Fly Pokemon queried nervously. "I think we need to go. Now."
"Are you kidding me, Ribombee?" Jigglypuff replied, surprised by his insistence. "This is a beautiful place! And Shiinotic is our waiter! Here he comes now!"
Ribombee paled. "He's waiting us?"
"This is my world and you're both living in it~," Shiinotic sang as he approached the couple with a black container.
The odour from the container was putrid, but Jigglypuff didn't seem to notice at all. Ribombee on the other hand, felt like he was about to throw up his breakfast.
"What's on the menu for today, Shiinotic?" Jigglypuff asked cheerily.
Shiinotic chuckled as he proceeded to open the container. As soon as he removed the lid, the repugnant smell began to waft from the container.
"For you, Ms. Pinky, we have a deep fried Wigglytuff heart, complete with clotting blood and acid to taste, along with a side of Bouffalant testes."
The container opened to reveal a bloody heart, split open like a festering wound, black blood oozing from the gaping hole, sloshing onto the table. The stench of curdled milk and vinegar itched at their noses. Jigglypuff poked her meal, shuddering as a length of intestine slithered around the plate, as if it were alive.
"Well…" Jigglypuff managed to say. "This is quite the exotic meal. Isn't it Ribombee?"
"..."
"Ribombee?"
Jigglypuff turned to face her date, and to her dismay, the bee had fallen unconscious on the mat. After a sigh, she forced a smile onto her face.
"I guess he wasn't hungry," Jigglypuff said as she started to gorge on the disgusting dish before her. Shiinotic stared in happiness as his smile grew wider.
000
"Their love is doomed," Shiinotic commented with his same smile. "It is inevitable."
000
Shaymin's contestants had been shouting in protest as the video continued and eventually ended. Their outcries had been blocked out from by the music from the video. The cast from Alola just tuned out everything as they recalled everything they were shown.
Once it ended, Shaymin's cast slowly turned to the five that were on their island. Some glaring, others completely scared, and others bewildered.
"Welp, even I didn't know some of that happened," Lycanroc commented. "More specifically Drampa showering with Togedemaru…"
"Just be glad the sicko's gone," Hakamo-o responded.
"You guys seriously let a pedophile on your show?!" Shroomish blustered in complete shock. "What kind of hosts are you?!"
"Saner than majority of the other ones you haven't met," Lunala replied back tonelessly.
The contestants from their show all muttered and nodded in agreement, much to the disappointment of Shaymin's contestants. Some of them were actually rethinking their choice.
"Alright!" Shaymin chirped enthusiastically. "Now that you've gotten to view a bit of their own personal and competitive lives on their show, how about a meet and greet?! That way, you get to know who you're bringing on your team."
"Uh… Why would we do that?" Zoroark queried, raising a brow. "Dhelmise pretty much gave an accurate depiction of how each of them act. We've seen it first hand when we had to find them."
Most of Shaymin's competitors started agreeing with her, leaving the Alola contestants undeterred.
"Fine by us," Dhelmise said with a shrug. "I'd rather be back at our hotel with air conditioning, catered food, large beach, televisions, and exercise equipment than talk with a bunch of boring losers on a tacky island."
"Bitch, my island is NOT tacky!" Shaymin snapped. "Watch yourself!"
"I will tell them about your box under your bed," Dhelmise threatened, causing interest to rise in everyone, including Solgaleo and Lunala. "So don't even try me."
Shaymin twitched.
"Uh… What box are you speaking of?" Primarina inquired innocently.
"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" Shaymin roared. She paused hesitantly and took a breath before turning to Dhelmise. "Okay, fine. I'll leave you be."
"Good reindeer," Dhelmise commented, causing Shaymin's ears and eyes to twitch.
Her contestants just looked on in terror, while the Alola contestants just sighed and shook their heads.
"Let's just move on to the next challenge. Forget the meet and greet," Solgaleo said, stepping in front of Shaymin, who looked ready to explode.
"Good. The fact you disgusting intruders have trespassed on the island of Lord Magikarp without permission already proves your unholiness," Magikarp preached. "It would likely rub off onto us."
"Idiot, there is no Lord Magikarp," Dhelmise challenged tonelessly, causing the fish and his followers' eyes to widen.
"H-HOW DARE YOU!" Pumpkaboo exclaimed passionately. "Lord Magikarp is a God! You have no-"
"Okay!" Shaymin exclaimed, getting back on track. "Let's not get into the idiocy that plagues my cast. Let's get to the next challenge…"
000
"Figures that this island is awful. They have idiots that believe a dumb fish is a god," Dhelmise remarked. "I swear, I lose faith in Pokemon-ity every time I'm exposed to shit like this."
000
All of the contestants were in a gym area. There was a court area in the middle, with red rubber balls lining the center. With this information, one could already infer what their challenge was going to be.
"DODGEBALL!" Lycanroc cheered, rubbing her hands together enthusiastically. "Oh-ho, this is going to be fun."
"Oh yes, handling medium-sized balls, any normal girl's fantasy," Dhelmise commented, causing some of the females from both casts blush and pass him a threatening look.
"Hey, he's not wrong," Haxorus said with a shrug, a blush still on her face.
"Ugh, I'd never do such a disgusting act on a pig," Stunfisk commented.
"No man would want you do that anyway," Golisopod assured, causing Stunfisk to scoff and glare at him.
"Deplorable shrimp," she muttered to herself.
"As you can clearly see, this challenge is going to be dodgeball!" Solgaleo exclaimed exuberantly. "You all should know how the game works, so we're not gonna explain the basics."
"Each team will send six players on the court at a time and you all will well, play dodgeball!" Lunala explained needlessly. "If you get all of the players on the other side out, you get a point for every team mate that is still standing. So say, if the Kyogres were all out, and there are two players left on the Groudons, the Groudons get two points."
"And every round, a special ball will be put on the court. The ball will come with numerous effects," Shaymin explained with a sinister smile. "You may be able to knock all of the contestants on the opposite side out at once. You may be able to temporarily stun whoever you hit. You can cover them in itching powder-"
"Wait," Hakamo-o interrupted. "Isn't that useless if getting hit with the ball gets you out anyway?"
"The special ball is not a ball that can get you out of the game unless it is programmed to," Shaymin explained. "And DON'T interrupt me. Guest."
Hakamo-o rolled her eyes as she folded her arms.
"Now, those are the rules," Shaymin finished. "Don't ask me to repeat because I'm not going to. You should have been listening."
"We'll be going to twenty-five points," Solgaleo spoke boldly. "The team that garners that amount first will win the challenge and the losing team will be sending someone home."
"I think that was already insinuated," Salazzle noted.
Solgaleo gave her a threatening look, which she immediately shrugged off, though it continued eating at her a bit.
Shaymin grinned cheerily towards her cast. "Also, all contestants - excluding Lycanroc, Lurantis, and Espeon - must take part in this challenge. Otherwise, the team is automatically disqualified."
When Shaymin explained that, Hakamo-o immediately realized a problem in her logic.
"Wait," Hakamo-o started. "THAT'S AN-"
Shaymin interrupted her before she could expose the issue. "Now, without any further ado, let the games begin!"
000
"For fuck's sake!" Hakamo-o exclaimed. "That bitch knew that-"
000
The contestants dispersed onto the court, with Lycanroc and Dhelmise moving towards the left side with the Kyogres, and Tsareena, Pyukumuku, and Hakamo-o moving to the right side with the Groudons.
Once they were comfortably scattered into positions, a shrill whistle blew, and all of the Pokémon darted forwards to scavenge for a ball.
Instantly, the Golisopod lunged forwards with a mighty roar as he tossed one of the balls forwards. The ball hit its mark, Magikarp.
Growling, Magikarp was teleported out of the arena. However, before Golisopod could celebrate, a ball was plunged straight towards his stomach, causing him to stumble a bit.
"Who the fuck was that?" the Hard Scale Pokemon snapped, clutching at his stomach, his eyes roaming the arena.
Pumpkaboo, a smirk on her face, winked. "No one messes with my Lord!"
Upon hearing that again, Dhelmise groaned. "DON'T START THAT BULLCRAP!"
Tsareena was standing idly in the middle of the court, eyeing the Pokemon around her curiously. Krokorok, standing towards the side of the court, watched as Banette readied herself to throw the ball towards the ditz.
"Well," the croc muttered to himself. "I should save her. Tsareena is sort of on my team, after all." After a long sigh, he waved his arms in the air, calling out wildly, "Banette! Look over here!"
Banette's head jerked backwards as she looked up with startled confusion, dropping the ball with surprise. Seeing her vulnerability, Salazzle seized the opportunity, snatching a ball from the ground and throwing it towards Banette, instantly eliminating the ghost-type.
Tsareena just blinked once that happened.
"Nice shot for a bitch who's aching for Hard Shelled Service," Dhelmise teased at Salazzle, earning himself a ball heading his way. However, he swiftly dodged it, causing it to hit Musharna, who was still snoozing away. "Thanks for confirming it!"
Lycanroc groaned. "Dhelmise, could you not antagonize these guys further?"
"Oh come on, it's funny and you know it!" the Sea Creeper replied as he floated a ball in front of himself, deflecting it back toward Haxorus, the original thrower, getting her out..
Lycanroc sighed before she jumped over a ball heading in her direction.
Pyukumuku was doing pretty decently, as he was in the back away from the action, while also dodging balls that came his way. As he looked around the court, he noticed that Shroomish was being intimidated by Exeggutor. With a shrug, he picked up a ball that was close to him and flung it toward the Coconut Pokemon, causing him to be teleported out of the game.
Pyukumuku noticed Shroomish look at him, so he waved cheerily. However, once the mushroom sighed, he was hit in the face with another ball, causing him to flinch slightly. "Oops…"
Seconds later, a wild ball hit him in the side, eliminating him as well.
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"Oh well, I tried," Pyukumuku chirped.
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As members of Shaymin's cast continued savagely flinging the balls towards each other, Lycanroc couldn't help but notice the looks of agitation that were growing on their faces.
"Come on guys, you've gotta think off this as a fun game instead of just a challenge!" Lycanroc advised before doing a backflip and grabbing a ball tossed by Krokorok in mid-air.
The crocodile cursed to himself before being teleported off of the court.
"Wow, she is awesome," Absol cooed, eyeing Lycanroc dreamily.
"Hey! Lover boy! Now is not the time for-" Buneary didn't get to finish as she was immediately cut off by a ball hitting her in the stomach, courtesy of Dhelmise.
"BUNEARY!" Gastly shrieked. The ghost ended up distracting himself due to Buneary's elimination from the game, earning him a ball to the face from Garchomp.
"Way too easy," the land shark commented, folding her arms.
"Don't get too comfortable over there!" Hakamo-o called. "It's not over yet!"
As soon as the words left her mouth, however, a ball smacked her straight in the face, courtesy of Zoroark.
"Looks like it is," Zoroark commented, smiling apologetically as Hakamo-o was teleported out.
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"Lucky shot…" Hakamo-o mumbled, rubbing her nose.
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On the other side of the field, Tsareena was still standing idly.
"Come on, Tsareena," Absol prodded. "There is a ball right next to you. Just stand up, move, pick it up and help us out!"
Tsareena only blinked at him in response, as if she couldn't move any other part of her body.
Sighing, Absol reached out to grab the ball. To his dismay, the moment his hand made contact with the ball, a wave of electricity shocked him, his fur dispersing at rigid angles. After the spark of electricity spread through his entire body, the dark-type found himself unable to move.
"Oh, shit," he muttered. "The ball paralyzed me!"
Just as he said it, Skitty began to prance towards that same ball, jumping jauntily as she reached it. "I'm going to hit someone out!"
"No!" Absol cried out as she passed him. "Don't touch that ball! You'll get-"
To his despair, Skitty had already reached out and clawed it, sending the same wave of electricity coursing through her body.
"Paralyzed," Absol finished with a sigh, watching the stunned Skitty through his peripheral vision.
Lycanroc, seeing this, couldn't help but to giggle. "Sorry cutie, looks like you three are going to be easy outs," she teased with a wink as she tossed three balls toward the other side, with all three hitting their marks.
"Well, this can only go so well," Dhelmise commented. "I suggest we proceed with caution now. These types of scenarios are cliche as all hell."
"What are you on about?!" Garchomp snapped. "There's three of them left, and five of us. Plus, they have Stunfisk; we have Lycanroc."
On cue, Lycanroc had hurtled two balls straight towards Froslass and Vespiquen, getting both of them out of the game. The Wolf Pokemon, panting, passed the Mach Pokemon a look of seriousness. "No, Dhelmise is right. In these cases, there's usually a 90 to 100 percent chance that the final player on the opposing team will demolish us, no matter who they are."
"You guys honestly need to chill," Meowstic huffed, reaching down to pick the ball beside him. "This is Stunfisk we're talking about-" As his paws made contact with the ball in front of him, a blue light began to protrude from the ball, blinding him momentarily as the piercing light shot beams all over the court.
"Shit," Zoroark cursed as a beam struck her feet, effectively rendering her unable to down at her feet, she noticed that ice had begun to develop, numbing her limbs. "I'm frozen!"
Dhelmise groaned in annoyance. "Now what the hell did I say?! Now we're stuck."
"Look at that, guys!" Absol called out from the spectator stands, where all the eliminated contestants had been teleported. "We have a chance!"
"A slim one," Froslass countered. "Do you really think that Stunfisk will get her shit together and start-"
"Eeeeek!"
Everyone abruptly snapped their heads to face Stunfisk, who was squealing as she darted around the court. "Get these filthy balls away from me!" she hissed, smacking the balls forwards as she dashed around the room hysterically.
Every ball she had run into was sent firing into the Kyogres side of the court, rolling sleekly on the wooden floor until it hit Zoroark, Garchomp, Meowstic, Lycanroc and finally Dhelmise, who growled as the ball made contact with him.
"Called it," he groaned tonelessly, glaring at the rest of the Kyogres.
Shaymin, howling with laughter, clutched her stomach as she boisterously giggled. Solgaleo and Lunala both had smiles etched on their faces.
"Well," Shaymin finally said, wiping a tear from her eye. "In a surprising turn of events, Stunfisk has one a point for the Groudons! Let round two begin!"
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"This is what happens when you have a bunch of idiots who have never seen these shows or any actual movies before," Dhelmise said with a glare. "And the fact that the ugly fish spazzed out and got ALL of us out shows how dumb and random these shows are."
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After the whistle pierced through the stadium, the contestants from either side were hurtling balls at each other at a rapid pace. Tsareena had been standing around yet again, not moving an inch as Lucario hit both her and Buneary.
He threw another ball at Salazzle, who thrusted herself backwards just in time to escape the ball. In response, she aimed a ball straight at him, the round leather material slicing through the air as it smacked into Lucario.
Haxorus scooped a ball from the ground, gawking at its weight. "Why is this so heavy?" she gasped to herself, before flinging it with all her might towards the other team.
The ball, in midair, suddenly exploded, revealing smaller balls flailing in the air, pelting the Kyogres. The smaller balls, like hail, crashed into Garchomp, Primarina and Musharna, sending them stumbling towards the ground before they were teleported out.
Clumsily, Gastly reached down to pick a ball, growling slightly as he realised that he could not pick up the ball.
"Aw, poor Gastly," Ex sympathised, frowning empathetically.
Tor snickered. "The loser can't do anything without that bunny, can he?"
Hearing this, Gastly's facial features began to brim with embarrassment. As Tor continued to jeer at him, his tentative eyes hardened, a sudden wave of wrath washing over him.
"G-guys?" Egg called out suddenly.
Tor hissed at his brother. "What?"
"Inco-o-oming!"
To their horror, Gastly had picked up a ball with his mouth, throwing with with blinding speed towards the brothers, his face glowing with triumph as the ball slammed into the faces of the Egg Brothers.
"Take that, motherfuckers!" Gastly shrieked.
Before he even registered his own burst of excitement, he heard a whoop from the stands on the side.
"Go, Gastly!" Buneary was cheering, waving a fist in the air. Grinning proudly, Gastly turned back to his opponents, reaching down to pluck another ball before firing it towards Banette.
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"Lame..." Dhelmise commented.
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Shaymin's cast continued plowing each other with balls.
Meanwhile, Lycanroc had just caught a ball thrown by Froslass, instantly eliminating the ghost-type. Dashing around the room with incredible speed, she suddenly stopped as she realised that many of the Guzzling Groudons were watching her hungrily, at least six of them aiming a ball towards her.
"Sorry, love," Noctowl apologized with a meek smile. "We have to target the threats." Without hesitated, she threw a ball at Lycanroc, accompanied by Golisopod, Krokorok, Skitty, Shroomish and Haxorus.
Lycanroc smiled to herself and began bobbing and weaving to avoid being hit by the balls. However, the one tossed by the Skitty was able to strike her arm.
"Aw… Nice job, though guys", she groaned amusedly.
Lycanroc shook her head boisterously as she was teleported out.
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"They saw me as a threat," Lycanroc recollected. "Awesome…"
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After more balls were hurled, eventually Dhelmise was left with only Pancham on the Kyogres, while the Groudons still had about eleven of their members left.
However, that didn't last long, as Hakamo-o struck Pancham in the gut with a ball. Dhelmise snickered to himself as the small panda was teleported off of the court.
"Looks like it is the eleven of us against Dhelmise," Krokorok noted, analytically surveying the room. "We better watch out; this guy always seems to mean trouble."
"Yeah," Noctowl agreed. "I bet that as soon as one of us picks up a ball, it'll explode and we'll all be automatically eliminated. We'll have to be careful-"
Her calm voice was interrupted by a shriek from the spectator stands.
"What are you doing, Gastly?!" Buneary was hissing, waving her arms in a frenzied heap. "Don't just stand there! Get that asshole out!"
After shooting an apologetic grin towards Noctowl, Gastly called out to Buneary, "But Buneary, we think there might be a trick! I might pick up a ball and it'll be some bad plot twist that gets me eliminated!"
"I don't care! Stop being cowardly and just do it!"
Dhelmise shot the scaredy ghost a look of annoyance. "Hmm...destroy all of these fucks with a single ball and get just one fucking point, or help ghost boy possibly get laid by a future Lopunny," he thought to himself.
"Don't do it," Shroomish warned, but Gastly was too focused on impressing Buneary to pay any attention to the small mushroom. Though tentative, Gastly grabbed a ball with his mouth and hurled it towards Dhelmise.
Skitty covered her own eyes with her tail. "I can't look. Otherwise I'll go ballistic!" She moved her tail away from her eyes, watching the reaction of her team-mates "Get it? Ballistic? Because we're playing dodge-ball?"
Dhelmise groaned to himself upon hearing that horrible joke. And, he has decided that demolishing their entire team wasn't worth the effort if one point was all he was going to get, so he just floated in place, allowing the ball to hit him.
To everyone's surprise, the Sea Creeper was instantly teleported out of the arena.
"Looks like the Groudons have won round two!" Shaymin exclaimed excitedly. "Since there were eleven Groudons left - Golisopod, Shroomish, Haxorus Salazzle, Krokorok, Vespiquen, Gastly, Noctowl, Skitty, Pyukumuku and Hakamo-o - they get eleven points! This means that they are on a total of twelve points!"
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Lycanroc sighed. "Dhelmise knew he could have destroyed them, but I guess he didn't feel it was necessary."
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"Okay team," Zoroark sighed, turning to face the contestants in the Kyogres. "We seriously need to up our game, otherwise the Groudons are going to win. Any ideas?"
"I have an idea-" Dhelmise started. "How about we-" Before he even had the chance to continue, Garchomp threw a hand over his mouth, keeping him from continuing.
Meowstic nodded in appreciation. "Thank you, Garchomp."
The dragon-type only grunted in response as Dhelmise shot her an annoyed look.
"The goal of this game is to receive thirteen points," Magikarp pointed out thoughtfully. "So, if we win the next round without any of us getting eliminated, we will automatically win the challenge, as there are fourteen of us on this team."
"But how can we ensure that none of us get hit?" Primarina asked, worriedly eyeing her team members.
Suddenly, a long, slow grin began to spread up Meowstic's mouth.
"Wait," Meowstic said abruptly, holding his hands out. "So, there were no rules about not being able to use moves or abilities, right?"
Pancham nodded. "Right."
"And Musharna and I are psychic-types, right?"
Pumpkaboo narrowed her eyes. "Where are you going with this?"
Shaking his head, Meowstic's grin broadened.
"I have a plan."
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"Let round three begin!"
The Kyogres and Groudons stood their ground, segregated by the fine line between their courts. As soon as the whistle blew, the Groudons rushed forwards to retrieve the balls, whilst the Kyogres held their ground.
"That's weird," Froslass commented, examining her opponents. Not a single one of them had moved, yet there seemed to be a unanimous treaty between the members as they remained still. "What are they doing?"
"They've probably given up," Golisopod suggested with a smirk. "Let's just make this quick."
"Kay!" Pyukumuku chirped excitedly.
One by one, the Groudons began pelting the Kyogres with balls, throwing them with as much energy and conviction as they could muster. As soon as the balls began to enter the Kyogres side of the court, however, the balls were suddenly halted in midair, floating about the air.
"What the fuck?" Salazzle spluttered, watching as the ball she had thrown had stopped abruptly, remaining frozen high above the ground.
"Oh," Shroomish finally gasped, pointing at Musharna and Meowstic, who were along the edges of the court, both of their eyes glowing with some sort of psychic ability. "Look at Meowstic and Musharna! I think they're using their psychic powers to make a sort of psychic net in the air; and it's stopping all the balls from landing on them."
Hakamo-o cursed. "Shit! Stop throwing the balls! Stop throwing the balls!"
But it was too late. Glancing around her, she noted that the Groudons had already tossed all their balls forwards. The psychic net that had caught all the balls was beginning to brim with colour, as if the psychic barrier itself was mocking them. Doing a quick count, Noctowl shook her head.
"There are just about twenty balls in that net. What are they going to do? Just keep all the balls in midair and wait for Shaymin to lose her patience?" she asked, bewildered.
Dhelmise snickered, before reaching out and grabbing one of the balls. "You wish." With a swift throw, the ball knocked Noctowl directly on the head, eliminating her.
Suddenly, each member of the Kyogres had grabbed a ball for themselves, hurtling it towards a member of the Groudons mercilessly. Too shocked to react, most of them had been eliminated instantly.
The few that had survived the hail storm of dodgeballs had attempted to throw a ball at the Kyogres again, only for it to be once against caught by the psychic net and ricochet straight back at them.
"Fuck yeah!" Pumpkaboo exclaimed as she aimed her ball at the final member of the Groudons - Krokorok - sending him sprawling to the ground. "We actually did it!"
"Psychic buddies, for the win," Meowstic sighed, visibly exhausted as he attempted to high-five Musharna.
Shaymin stepped down from the podium, alongside Solgaleo and Lunala.
"Well, since the Kyogres completely trashed that round with all fourteen of them remaining in the game, they have reached fourteen points; so they win the dodgeball challenge!"
With a cheer, the Kyogres all grinned amongst each other; even Lycanroc seemed to be enjoying herself as she exchanged a fist-bump with Zoroark.
"Looks like Musharna isn't as useless as she seems," Magikarp murmured, snickering. "Good, then. At least we are saved from another elimination."
After hearing that, Shaymin cackled. "Not so fast, fish fillet! Just because you won, doesn't mean that you've won."
"What do you mean?" Lycanroc asked curiously, glancing tentatively towards Solgaleo and Lunala.
After a sigh, Lunala shook her head. "Well, the rule was that all contestants - excluding Meat Train Lycanroc, Lurantis and Espeon - must take part in this challenge; otherwise the team is automatically disqualified."
"And since not all of your team members were participating," Solgaleo continued. "That means that the Kyogres have actually been disqualified from the challenge. Which means that, in reality, the Guzzling Groudons have won."
"What are you talking about?" Garchomp demanded. "Everyone in our team participated."
Shaymin grinned.
"Everyone?"
The Kyogres all exchanged wary glances, the ball rolling in their heads as they tried to distinguish who had been missing or which member had not taken part in the challenge. Finally, after moments of thought, the ball finally dropped and, in unison, they all exclaimed:
"Jigglypuff and Ribombee!"
"That's what I was going to say before we started!" Hakamo-o exclaimed. "Shaymin had that look on her face that most hosts have when they're planning bullshit. I knew that we were going to win, regardless."
"Uh huh, and why were you still trying hard, then?" asked Dhelmise.
"This game involves slamming balls onto different parts of the body with force," Hakamo-o started before realizing what other thing she was possibly describing. "Don't you even say anything Dhelmise!"
The Sea Creeper rolled his non-existent eyes.
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Later that night, once everyone returned, Shaymin sat her podium, Bellossom beside her. Solgaleo and Lunala, as well as the final six were standing on the side. Tsareena, Pyukumuku, and Lycanroc were waving, while the other three just eyed the Kyogres.
"Before our elimination ceremony today, I would just like to thank Solgaleo and Lunala for participating in this collaboration with us today!" Shaymin exclaimed, gesturing towards the two hosts beside her. "Thank you for an enjoyable episode, and your cast rocks. I wish them all well for the finals. Except Dhelmise. Dhelmise can go and die in an undersized hole."
Dhelmise was about respond, but Lunala had already begun speaking.
"The pleasure is ours, Shaymin. Enjoy your elimination."
Shaymin grinned. "You bet I will. Enjoy your journey back home!"
The Sunne and Moone hosts nodded as they teleported themselves and the contestants off of Shaymin's island.
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Once back on Akala Island, the six contestants had relieved expressions on their faces, excluding Pyukumuku and Tsareena.
"So, how'd you guys like it?"
"They were weird, pathetic, unfunny-"
"Someone other than Dhelmise," Lunala urged.
"It was pretty cool," Lycanroc shrugged.
"It was fun to me!" Pyukumuku chirped. "They were cool!"
"I couldn't complain that much, so I guess it's it's a good thing," Hakamo-o replied.
"Deceit was afoot," Shiinotic said with his same smile. "One by one her competitors will learn the harsh reality that not everyone is who they really seem."
Everyone stared at the mushroom for a few seconds.
"Okay, did he just have a smart moment?" asked Hakamo-o, dumbfounded.
"Just get him outta here!" Dhelmise insisted. "He wasn't there for either challenge and it's obvious that one of the two fucks that wasn't there from their show is getting the boot. Just cut out the middleman."
"For once I agree," Solgaleo stated. "Shiinotic, you're out."
The mushroom hastily disappeared, startling them.
"Uh...okay, then," Lunala started. "You all head back inside and we'll see you all next time."
"Okay!" Pyukumuku responded as he and the others headed back into the hotel.
The hosts exchanged glances. "You think Shaymin will learn to hide her crush on Victini a bit better?"
Lunala shrugged. "Who knows? Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed our first crossover special! And we'll see you next time on Total Pokemon: Alola!"
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And...done! Phew. This took a while. Thanks to maycontestdrew for putting up with my zaniness. She's very very cool, and if you haven't already, check out her Total Phokemon Island. It's pretty much the one that's receiving the most acclaim from people, so it should be as to find among the others. Hope we can do it again sometime! So anyway, I hope you all enjoyed and I'll see you next time on Total Pokemon: Alola! See ya guys, BYE!
