My name is Johange Poehag, im just your average high schooler that like to deal drug to children. Snort cocaine from a hooker's ass and push elderly people off a cliff.

Haha, average high schooler's activities am i right?

Feel free to self insert yourself into me, because im so relatable and normal.

haha


Just another average day in this very normal and ordinary world.

I am merely a normal high schooler living in Japan for my whole life. But don't expect me to act like a Japanese because the author doesnt want to put effort in researching Japan's culture and history for in depth character writing.

Then suddenly, boom.

I was dead.

Like, it was so damn anticlimactic. Not even a last word nor love ones gathering around me or something.

I was just minding my own business, then just fucking died.

Bullshit, i tell you.


What? You thought i was going to be reborn in another world.

Nah, im just dead. The afterlife was real cold tho.

Welp, i guess thats it. No epic adventure nor anything interesting.

Just cold silence and nothingness

This is probably karma.

Damn.