My name is Johange Poehag, im just your average high schooler that like to deal drug to children. Snort cocaine from a hooker's ass and push elderly people off a cliff.
Haha, average high schooler's activities am i right?
Feel free to self insert yourself into me, because im so relatable and normal.
haha
Just another average day in this very normal and ordinary world.
I am merely a normal high schooler living in Japan for my whole life. But don't expect me to act like a Japanese because the author doesnt want to put effort in researching Japan's culture and history for in depth character writing.
Then suddenly, boom.
I was dead.
Like, it was so damn anticlimactic. Not even a last word nor love ones gathering around me or something.
I was just minding my own business, then just fucking died.
Bullshit, i tell you.
What? You thought i was going to be reborn in another world.
Nah, im just dead. The afterlife was real cold tho.
Welp, i guess thats it. No epic adventure nor anything interesting.
Just cold silence and nothingness
This is probably karma.
Damn.
