The Paper Pleasers... they were gone. They were all gone.

Gone, but not dead. They had made that very clear to Weiss and her friends when they'd eaten lunch in Jaune's house.

However, that did not seem to matter to the man himself. No, Jaune was absolutely devastated.

The cry of anguish he'd let out upon seeing his friends being washed away was nothing short of heartbreaking. He'd sank to his knees, lamenting the passing, the ascension, of the only companions he'd known since Alyx and Lewis had left the Ever After. She'd mentioned previously how he wasn't all there anymore, and it was understandable. Years of crippling loneliness would do that to a person. Weiss knew better than anyone just how damaging it was to be alone.

Seeing Jaune there now at his lowest point though... she wanted to do something. She needed to do something. Yang and Blake had already rushed to his side in an attempt to comfort him. A hand on the shoulder. Gentle words. Those things were all well and good, but for Weiss... well, Weiss had other ideas.

Poor baby, her mind lamented, yet reveled in the idea of being the one to help Jaune. Don't worry, mama will nurse you back to health. Let me take care of your hot DILF body with my own sweet and sexy one.

There was no question that she found him physically attractive now. She had before, of course. That's why she'd slept with him. Well, one of the reasons. The other was, unfortunately, to put an end to those slanderous rumors that she had a sister complex for Winter. It hadn't helped, however, that she'd cried out her sister's name accidentally when Jaune had made her climax. It wasn't her fault! She had been thinking about how she had finally conquered those stupid lies, and in the heat of the moment she'd accidentally vocalized the name which had been on her mind while Jaune was busy plowing her! She wasn't a sis-con! She wasn't!

Now, however, in a literal fairy tale world with all kinds of weird and wacky environments, she could have a second chance. A second round of action. And what better reason to do it than to heal the broken man who was in desperate need of fixing?

Weiss' hand came up to shield her mouth as hot and ragged breaths started to pour from her eager lips. Oh yes, she most certainly desired Jaune in the most lustful and carnal ways possible. Ever since he'd removed his helmet for them, getting that dick had been at the forefront of her mind. All she needed now was the opportunity to do it...

First she'd have to get rid of these other useless and annoying girls. First was her best friend and partner. Ruby herself. She'd been hanging back, curiously not offering any sort of verbal or physical comfort to the distressed man. Well, that was fine. Weiss knew that Ruby had slept with Jaune too back in Argus, and the last thing Weiss wanted right now was any competition for that rugged, mature cock of his.

Turning and walking over toward her, Weiss wrapped an arm around Ruby's shoulder and urged her to follow away from the others. This conversation needed to happen in private.

"Weiss?" Ruby questioned as she willingly went with the older girl.

"Ruby, I'm going to be blunt with you," Weiss said softly as they moved further away from the other three. "Jaune's feeling really depressed right now, and I want to help him."

She felt how Ruby's shoulders tensed when she'd spoken those words. "Oh, so Jaune's depressed? What if some other people are depressed too?"

Weiss stopped in her tracks, releasing her hold on Ruby. "Excuse me?"

"What if other people are sad too!" she reiterated. "Huh? What if I'm feeling down too? Why are you only worried about Jaune?"

The sudden outburst confused Weiss. Was Ruby feeling depressed? Honestly, Weiss hadn't noticed. Then again she'd spent the previous half day thinking about nothing but getting plowed by Jaune like snow on the street. It was easy enough to miss the warning signs of depression when she had nothing but fucking on her mind.

She stole a glance over to Yang and Blake. Yeah. They were in much the same boat as she was.

"Ruby... I..."

"No! Don't you Ruby I me! I'm jaded! I mean, I'm depressed! We failed at Beacon! We failed Atlas! The only success we've had at all was in Mistral, and no one liked Mistral! Seriously, Mistral sucked! There was so much potential there and it was all wasted and squandered! Mistral was honestly the lowest point of our whole journey, and it was somehow the only time we ever won anything! So you know what, Weiss? How about you ask me if I'm doing okay instead of worrying about Jaune!"

Weiss was glad Yang wasn't close enough to hear what Ruby had just said, because then she'd actually have to do something about it rather than fawn over her demure and docile little cat girl girlfriend. Weiss knew in her heart that Yang just didn't have it in her anymore to be the badass and supportive sister she once was. But you know what? Weiss did. Weiss could become Ruby's new older sister. She could be Ruby's very own Winter. Stern and serious when needed, but possessing a heart of gold underneath that icy exterior. If Ruby needed some healing too, well, Weiss had just the thing in mind for her.

She already knew that Ruby and Jaune were sexually compatible and attracted to each other. The loud screaming and moaning on that fateful night in Argus was proof enough of that. So if Ruby wanted to, she could absolutely join in on the fun here in the Ever After.

Placing both her hands on Ruby's shoulders, Weiss looked the girl in her honestly stunningly beautiful silver eyes. She'd never noticed until here and now just how pretty they, and Ruby herself, were.

"Listen, Ruby. I'm going to be frank with you. I planned on absolutely screwing the sadness out of Jaune. That was how I planned on helping him deal with his trauma."

Ruby didn't react negatively to the confession. Rather, she held Weiss' gaze firmly, waiting for the girl to continue.

Weiss took a deep breath and readied herself to continue. "Honestly, we're all feeling pretty down right now, and I know a visit from Doctor Dick would help to make me feel better. I'm hoping it'll help Jaune feel better too. So, if you want... would you like to join us? All three of us together? Healing each other?"

Ruby pursed her lips briefly, mulling over the question in her mind. After a few seconds, she answered. "You know what? Why not? Why the fuck not? It's not like I'm gonna get any help from those two over there," she said pointing to her sister and Blake. "So maybe a nice dicking will at least let me have a little bit of fun in this fucked up fairy tale we're in."

Weiss had never heard Ruby curse before, but she had to admit, it was kind of hot. Ruby's whole aesthetic was pretty hot. The leather. The corset. The fishnets. The knee-high boots. Yeah. Ruby was definitely hot. Her new little sister was smoking hot.

Icy-blue eyes widened at the thought. "I-it's a good thing we're not blood related!" Weiss suddenly exclaimed.

Ruby blinked. "What?"

Weiss cleared her throat, stepping back and flattening out the non-existent ruffles on her dress. "I just mean, if we're going to be, well, participating in sexual activities with the same man, it's a good thing that we're not actual sisters. Because I most certainly am not a sis-con."

The other girl's head tilted curiously. "Weiss? What are you talking about? And who said anything about being sisters?"

No one. No one had at all. Weiss wasn't suddenly attracted to Ruby because she'd thought of her as a new honorary sister. Nope. Not at all.

"I... um... look, let's just go and seduce Jaune already. Okay?"

Ruby nodded, but she still held Weiss with a suspicious and curious gaze. "Right..." she said, following after her friend. Emphasis on friend! Not sister. Not even honorary sister. Just a friend. "Are you sure you're okay, Weiss? I mean, losing your entire kingdom can't be easy. You shouldn't be bottling things up like I've been. You wanna talk about it?"

She turned to see that Ruby was actually really concerned about her now. She didn't like the feeling of being pitied by others. "I'm fine," she insisted. "Nothing a nice threesome won't be able to cure."

"Alright. If you say so. By the way, do you have a plan?"

"Ask him to have sex," Weiss answered matter-of-factly. "That's basically what I did the last time."

Ruby smiled sheepishly, rubbing the back of her head. "Y-yeah. Me too. Totally just... asked."

Weiss was glad all of that was cleared up. Operation Sexual Healing was clear to go now, and she couldn't wait to get some of that handsome, bearded, mature dick.


His friends... they were gone. Well no, his friends were actually right here, safe and sound. Still, after years of loneliness, it only made sense that he had assigned names and personalities to the Paper Pleasers he had looked after for so long.

Jaune had endured so much for so long, and despite the path forward being right in front of him, all he could do was continue to look behind him. He was a sad and broken man, so filled with guilt and regret. Despite Blake and Yang trying to console him, all he could do was think about another one of his failures. This time it was to protect those who he had lived with for so long. Just like with Pyrrha. Just like with Penny. Why did life have to be so hard? Why couldn't anything good happen to him?

He felt Blake's hand on his shoulder beneath his armored pauldron, giving him a gentle rub. "It's going to be okay, Jaune," she said gently. "We're here for you. All of us."

Deep down in his heart Jaune knew this, but still. Right now in his moment of grief, logic wasn't penetrating his psyche. All he could do was mourn.

"Yeah, cheer up, Jaune," Yang added. "Now the Paper Pleasers get to ascend, and we're free to find a way home."

Home. Would there even be a home to return to after this? What if Salem had already won? What if humanity had already fallen? What if the best course of action would be to just stay in the Ever After? At least here he was a somebody. He was a hero. He was the mighty Rusted Knight. The shield against the Jabberwalker. The champion of the people... well, of the Afterans. A literal literary hero. That meant something to him. Judging by Blake's reaction to him yesterday, it meant something to her too.

"I..." he began, the tears still building in his eyes. He honestly didn't know what to say.

"It's okay," Blake whispered again. He felt as her hand trailed down his arm, sending shivers down his spine as it went. "Your friends are here now. We'll help make you feel better."

Her touch felt nice, and Jaune closed his eyes. A pair of tears dripped down his cheeks as Blake's warm hand rubbed his bicep. Maybe... maybe things would be okay. Like she'd said, his friends were here now. His real friends. Not that the Paper Pleasers weren't real, but still. They weren't Team RWBY. Even if he'd named some of them as such.

"Not so fast, perv cat!"

Jaune looked up to see Ruby and Weiss stomping toward him, moving side by side as if driven by a single purpose.

Blake's hand retreated from his body, and she took a step back away from him.

"Ruby?" he questioned, looking at her before shifting his gaze to her partner. "Weiss? What's going on?"

Weiss leveled a finger at the faunus girl accusingly. "You have to wait your turn," she stated cryptically. "It's not your time yet."

Blake's golden eyes narrowed, but in the end she nodded slowly before taking another step back. "Very well then. I take my leave." She turned to her friend-turned-girlfriend and beckoned her to follow. "Come on, Yang. Let's go."

Jaune watched as the two of maybe-bixsexual-maybe-lesbian girls began walking away from the others. He had no idea what had just happened or why. All he knew now was that he stood alone with Ruby and Weiss. He missed the comforting touch Blake had given him.

"Oh, Jaune..." Weiss murmured sadly. Her liquid-blue eyes were like melted ice, as much like his own, there were tears building in them.

"Don't worry, Jaune," Ruby said. "We're here for you now."

That was nice of them. He could really use some comfort after they'd chased Blake away. An arm rub. A heat pat. Maybe even a hug. Something, anything, would do right now.

What he had not expected, however, was a song. Weiss began utilizing her vocal talents, and for the first time in many years, Jaune heard the former heiress' beautiful singing voice.

"Gosh it disturbs me to see you sick Jaune,

Looking so down in the dumps.

Every girl here'd love to fuck your dick Jaune,

Taking your powerful humps."

Even without the aid of music, Weiss' voice sounded simply gorgeous. She was a capable acappella performer, and it sounded lovely despite the rather... lewd subject material she was dealing with.

"There's no man out here as desired as you,

You're Team RWBY's favorite guy.

Horny authors are inspired by you,

And it's not very hard to see why~~~~~"

He couldn't help but feel he'd been here before. In his distant past, he recalled his experiences in Argus. In Atlas. Yes... these things usually began with a spontaneous song. Could it mean that...?

Weiss continued singing, and had begun swaying her hips in time with the lyrics she seemed to have come up with on the spot. She truly was a gifted singer and performer like that.

"No... one's... hung like you Jaune,

Uses tongue like you Jaune,

No one plows us after we've all sung like you Jaune.

For there's no man we'd let touch our boobies,

Bang like a sex marathon!

You can ask me or Neo or Ruby,

And we'll tell you whose cock we prefer to be on."

Speaking of cocks, Jaune's began to grow in size and hardness at the mention of all sorts of fun and sexy activities with the mentioned girls. It had been so long, and yet the heart remembered. Terra, Ruby, Weiss, Neo. All of them had gotten the Arc D, and judging by Weiss' musical attempt to cheer him up, a couple of them might just be getting it again.

"No one's dick's like yours Jaune,

Gets us slick like you Jaune,

No one's got a harem of hot chicks like you Jaune."

It was true. He did indeed have a harem, didn't he? Almost like he was a...

Jaune spoke up next, adding his own contribution to the song.

"As a self-insert, yes, I'm adulterating!"

Weiss and Ruby sang in unison next, almost like this whole thing was pre-planned... or they were just really in sync as partners.

"My what a guy, that's our Jaune!"

Weiss continued her solo performance, speaking plainly now rather than singing.

"Give five 'hurrahs!',

Give twelve 'hip-hips!'.

Ruby spoke next.

"It's Jaune who we love,

The king of RWBY ships."

Weiss danced her way onto the portion of the village's bridge which hadn't yet been covered by water.

"No one thrusts like you Jaune,

Makes us lust like you Jaune.

During sex no one fondles our busts like you Jaune,

'Cause you're no longer tall, blond, and scraggly."

Indeed he wasn't. He was broad and muscular now, especially as the Rusted Knight. He flexed an arm as he sang.

"As you see I've got muscles to spare!"

Ruby sank to her knees and pointed at the growing bulge beneath his pants.

"Your cock's always rock hard and not waggly."

That it was. It was entirely their fault.

"That's right!

And ev'ry MILF loved me with banana hair!"

Though he no longer possessed the banana hair, they had still totally loved him for it. Apparently Ruby and Weiss still liked him even with his longer hair.

"No one breeds like you Jaune,

With such speed as you Jaune.

No one covers our chests with hot seed like you Jaune."

Pride swelled in Jaune's breast at how Weiss continued to sing his praises. Literally. He was feeling a lot better now than he was five minutes ago.

"I'm especially good at ejaculating!"

Both girls smiled and politely clapped, as if judging an athletic competition.

"Ten points for Jaune!"

Now filled with confidence, Jaune too moved onto the bridge, its slightly elevated position allowing him to look down onto his audience as he recalled the tale of just how he got so big and strong.

"When I was a lad I jelqed four dozen times,

Every morning to help me enlarge.

And now that I'm grown I jelq five dozen times,

My dick's roughly the size of a barge!"

Ruby and Weiss both swooned, knowing all too well just how big he was. It took Weiss a moment to recover, but soon enough she continued her song.

"No one pounds like you Jaune,

Bruises mounds like you Jaune.

Makes us scream loud and vulgar sex sounds like you Jaune."

All true. And the best part?

"And I've fucked both of you without even dating!"

Ruby and Weiss both shrugged, seemingly unfazed by the truth of his statement.

"My what a guy,

Our Jaune!"

With those final words the performance died down, leaving all three of the singers breathless.

If their goal had been to make him feel better by reminding him of how great he was in bed, it had worked. No longer was Jaune depressed about the Paper Pleasers. Instead his mind went back to all of the good times before falling into the Ever After. Impregnating Terra to give her and Saphron a child of Cotta-Arc lineage. Banging Ruby. Making Weiss scream... albeit the wrong name, but still! And then Neo. Getting utterly dominated by Neo. He wondered where she was right now and if she remembered doing the deed with him.

"Wow. Thanks, you two," he smiled. "That really put things into perspective for me. Even though things haven't gone my way recently, we've had some pretty good times together, haven't we?"

Two sets of eyes, blue and silver, stared intently at Jaune. Like hungry sharks which had just sighted their prey, Ruby and Weiss slowly moved toward him.

"Uh, girls?" he asked, smiling nervously at the pair of huntresses approaching him.

"Jaune," Ruby said. "If you think that's the end of the performance, you're very wrong."

He blinked. "Another song, then?"

Weiss shook her head. "No. The song was just the warm up for the real performance."

"We're feeling depressed too," Ruby added. "We all failed. I lost my friend. Weiss lost her home. We need something to help us feel better."

Jaune hummed. "Ah. I think I see where this is going."

Both girls nodded.

He may have been as dense as a harem protagonist back at Beacon, failing to see that Pyrrha was into him and all that, but since falling into the Ever After he had matured in more ways than one. Here were a pair of hungry girls eager to jump his bones, and he wasn't about to deny them the happiness that they sought.

As the Rusted Knight, Jaune had been forced to grow into a greater leader than he had been before. Before he had been the bumbling fool. The weakest of his peers. Here, however, he was the hero. He was the main character. Maybe he was an actual harem protagonist now, but that just made these two members of his harem.

The Rusted Knight took command. The DILF took command. Daddy took command.

"Okay then," he said sternly. "Strip."

Weiss' knees literally buckled as she collapsed to the ground in a panting mess. Oh this was going to be fun, wasn't it?


Weiss was on all fours with Jaune behind her, who held onto her slender waist tightly as he pounded away at her plump booty. He'd forgotten how warm and tight she was, and how good it felt to clap away at those thick, pale cheeks of hers. She'd wanted this in the worst kind of way ever since she'd first laid eyes on him back in that cave, and Jaune was more than willing to give her exactly what she wanted.

Her squeals of delight were lost between Ruby's legs, who laid flat on her back as she enjoyed Weiss' probing tongue, exploring her womanhood in a way which some had speculated she'd wanted to do since initiation back at Beacon. Ruby moaned softly, one of her hands eagerly digging into Weiss' hair while the other toyed with one of her breasts.

All in all, it was a sight to behold. One which pushed all of the depression and hurt from Jaune's body and mind. Speaking of body, he leaned into Weiss, forcing more of his weight own onto the lithe and slender girl as he continued to hammer away at her soft and bouncy ass.

"This is what you wanted, right?" he growled into her ear. "I saw it in your eyes back in that cave. You dirty girl. You thirsty girl."

Weiss found the strength to remove her head from Ruby's crotch, albeit briefly. From what little he could see of the side of her face when she turned to speak, it was apparent that she was feeling every last inch of Jaune's hard and mature cock.

"Y-yes... daddy..." she moaned pathetically as Jaune pounded the gasping breaths from her lips.

Well, in addition to that sister complex which she supposedly had, apparently she had daddy issues as well. Weiss was just a hot mess of issues. Emphasis on hot. Jaune honestly didn't care just how fucked up her kinks were so long as she was this good looking. If she wanted him to be her daddy right now then he was more than willing to oblige.

Having gone a few seconds without getting some loving of her own, Ruby grabbed Weiss' head and shoved it back between her legs, where Weiss went back to work. Ruby's own face was a mask of pleasure, her eyes half-lidded with lust as she watched her friend and partner go down on her. He wondered if she was getting some sort of gratification from this that wasn't just physical. After all, she and Weiss hadn't always had the best of relationships. Weiss was bossy and assertive, so maybe on some level Ruby felt satisfaction from the girl being subservient to her now.

And what a sub she was. Weiss was born to be on the bottom. To be underneath Jaune's powerful thrusts. Her body was for the most part small and slender, but she had quite an ass that was usually hidden beneath her short combat skirt. Even without breasts like Yang, Blake, or Ruby, Weiss was as stunning and beautiful as they came. She was even more beautiful face down and ass up as Jaune absolutely destroyed her with his pistoning hips.

"H-hurry up and finish her," Ruby pleaded with him. "I want some dick too..."

As much as he sympathized with her, Jaune wasn't about to waste a single moment with his old Beacon crush.

"It'll take as long as it takes," he told her while continuing to clap away at Weiss' cheeks. "Just lie there and enjoy Weiss like a good girl, okay?"

Ruby bit her lip and complied. Yes, they both needed a dose of daddy Rusted Knight to tell them what to do. Jaune took to his new role as protector and DILF like a duck to water.

Weiss came up for air again, and apparently needed reassurance in light of what he'd just said to Ruby.

"Am I... a good girl... too?"

Jaune smiled as he looked down at that face, half lost to orgasmic bliss and half begging to be praised by the man who was rutting the sadness out of her.

"You're the best girl," he reassured her, giving an extra hard thrust for emphasis.

She moaned and grinned simultaneously before returning to the warm and wet depths of Ruby's pussy.

"What about me?" Ruby asked.

It wouldn't do to make either girl jealous. They were both equal in his eyes.

"You're the best girl too," he said.

Seemingly satisfied with the answer, Ruby laid her head back on the ground and continued to bask in the pleasure Weiss was heaping on her. It would be her turn soon enough.

Jaune pounded Weiss with renewed fervor, her cries of delight muffled by Ruby's muff. As he held onto her tightly he noticed her back beginning to spasm and her knees growing weak. His weight atop her forced her lower and lower onto the ground until soon she was all but on her stomach with Jaune humping away at her ample rear.

Then it happened. Weiss unleashed a particularly harsh and keening scream between Ruby's legs, and Jaune slowed his pace to help her ride out the orgasm. It had been a long time, but the sound of it was unmistakable. He'd done it to her before. At least this time she couldn't cry out Winter's name when she did it. All in all, an improvement.

Though he would have normally liked to cuddle his partner after making her cum, Jaune knew he had duties elsewhere before he could do that. Gently taking Weiss and rolling her to the side, he moved forward on his knees to Ruby next. The girl had already been warmed up for him by Weiss, and so he took his cock and plunged it into the eager and waiting pussy of his oldest friend from Beacon.

Ruby cried out in delight as Jaune lowered himself onto her body before he began to thrust away at her. She wrapped her arms around his back, clinging to him for life as he humped between her pale thighs.

"Fuck..." she moaned. "Jaune..."

Hot breaths poured from her lips and met his face, only adding to the primal and lustful feeling of being atop Ruby. Like with Weiss, he was going to plow the sadness out of her. The Ruby who left the Ever After would be a capable and confident leader once more, no matter how many times of fucking it took to do it!

Silver eyes were squeezed shut, and her face was a contorted mess of spasming muscles as Jaune hammered down on her over and over again. As tight as her eyes were, her mouth was equally as wide, open to pant and squeal in delight as Jaune's cock was thrust balls deep into her over and over again.

Feeling alive and inspired by being on top this time around, Jaune grabbed Ruby's arms and forced them down above her head, pinning them down onto the ground. Her eyes opened wide, staring up into his as he mercilessly pounded between her kicking legs.

The last time they'd done it, she'd been on top. She had been in control. She had forced him to scream how much better than Terra she was. Now, however, it was Jaune in complete and total control of her. Ruby, like Weiss, was at his mercy.

He knew exactly what he needed to say in order to make Ruby cum absolute buckets right now.

Leaning in so that his lips nearly touched her ear, he whispered into it. "You're so much better than Terra."

Her response was immediate, and the climax which had been building inside Ruby came all at once. She came all at once.

Ruby struggled and squirmed beneath his broad body and strong hands which pinned her down, but she was helpless in his grasp. Ruby squealed and kicked uselessly, her orgasm ongoing as Jaune fucked her. He was near his end too, however. It was time to show them just how backed up he was. It would put Kirito himself to shame.

Jaune pulled out of Ruby just in time, and as he grasped his length he shot out rope after rope of hot and sticky cum onto her pale belly. He groaned as he pumped away at his cock, milking every last drop onto the girl he called his best friend. After long seconds her body had become a canvas for his white paint, leaving her a hot, sweaty, and breathless mess. It would take her a few minutes to recover before she finally realized just how filthy she was now.

He rolled over off of her, coming to lie between Ruby and Weiss. Pulling both of them closer to him, he wrapped his arms around their backs as he stared up to the sky. Cleaning could come later. Now came rest.

After all, they still had to find a way out of here. Now that they all had a chance to find a little bit of happiness and respite, they would be ready for the battles to come.


Blake sat in Jaune's home, a cup of tea in hand. Across the table Yang did the same. Both had been all but exiled back here, and both knew why. However, only Blake truly knew what had happened outside. Both the benefit and the drawback of her faunus ears.

"So..." Yang said after taking a delicate sip from her cup. "Are they done yet?"

Black feline ears perked up. Yeah. She'd heard Weiss' orgasm. She'd heard Ruby's. Jaune's. She'd even heard the clapping of Jaune's hip against Weiss' surprisingly plump and ample ass from across the town as well.

She nodded, and then took a sip of her own tea before speaking. "They are," she confirmed.

Yang hummed. "Well, that was a thing. Seriously. Why does everyone have to sing a song before they fuck? Is that normal?"

It wasn't. Blake didn't know why it happened, but it did. There was something special about that song too. It was from Beauty and the Beast. So was she. So did that mean... she might be next? She supposed only time would tell.

Blake sincerely hoped so. He was the Rusted Knight, after all, and she was nothing if not a Rusted Knight fangirl. The fact that the hero of her childhood was Jaune Arc of all people changed nothing of that. In fact, it only made things better. Long ago, okay, maybe only a couple years ago, she'd written gratuitous self-insert fan fiction of her OC, Belle le Donna, and the Rusted Knight doing all sorts of sex stuff together. Now she could make that fan fic a reality. She, the real Blake Belladonna, could totally bang the actual Rusted Knight! As bad as things were back on Remnant, here in the Ever After things were a dream come true!

For now, however, she would do exactly as she did at Weiss' house as the world was collapsing around them, and enjoy her tea.

The D would come later.


Author's Note: Happy Shitpost Saturday. While not as fourth wall-breaking as the last chapter, I hope that this latest dose of stupidity was enjoyable.

I've been sitting on that song for a long time. My initial idea for how to use it would not have worked at all with how volume 9 unfolded, but you know what? What we got in the show was even better than what I'd originally envisioned. Weiss' kink, Blake fangirling, it all works.

Oh and don't worry if you don't know what jelqing is. It's stupid, but it just worked for this song.

So Blake's the next girl planned for this stupid series. Now I just gotta think of an appropriate song for her and rewrite the lyrics.

As always, thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.