A Harry Potter / Diebuster crossover

Yeah! For Hagrid's happiness!

"BigBugs"

Copyright notes: Gainax owns "Diebuster" aka "Gunbuster 2". J.K. Rowling - and Warner Bros - own Harry Potter, Potter characters and the Potterversum.


Chapter 1. A Star Falls and Hogwarts Acquires a New Character


Christmas had almost arrived: standing with his dog on the door of the hut, Hagrid was looking at a beautifully clear starry sky, so far from the daily miseries... when he saw a shooting star. He expressed a desire.

The meteor stopped suddenly for a blink, and after a second of standing-by-air, set itself towards the Forbidden Forest, with a roaring thunder.

A blinding light enveloped the landscape, followed by a deafening boom.

Hagrid run in the direction where the star had fallen. He saw a huge crater, and at the center, between ozone-smelling clouds of vapor, a pair of twisted long legs sticking out from the ground.

Half an hour after, near Hagrid's hut, Madam Pomfrey was very busy with a very hot maiden: more precisely a maiden with a very hot body temperature. Hagrid had been able to transport her only by using a dragon blanket, and also said blanket was now half-burn. The girl was cured outside of the wooden hut, to avoid fire. Many and many chunks of snow, at the end, neutralized that impossible heat.

"The girl had fallen from the sky" repeated Hagrid later, when also professor Snape arrived, to see - and to check - what was happening this time.

With bored eyes, Snape listened to the story, stayed silent for some seconds, then he concluded: "This morning, Prof. Sinistra declared to be upset because of some strange lights in the sky of this night. So we can pretend this tale is true... for the time being".

Just at that moment, the mysterious girl, which had not yet give any life sign, opened her large, innocent eyes. The first thing she saw was precisely Severus Snape's very face. For two seconds, there was total absence of sounds.

"KiyaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAH! What uuuuuuuuuuugly ffaaaace!" was the very first thing the girl said, and immediately she fainted again.

"This answers some questions" commented dryly Snape, before leaving. "She is - beyond any doubt - sound. Call me when she will be also sane".


And now, Nono in the final battle! Teachers and students versus Deatheaters! Dementors! Giants! Hagrid and Grawp are succumbing against these two horrid giants, when wiith a big boom the ground explodes and...

*BUSTER MACHINE IMPERIAL MARCH*

* DOOMDOOM DOOMDOOM DOOMDOOM DOOMDOOM DOOMDOOM DOOMDOOM

DOOMDOOM ... *

(Timpals and trumpet blares )


Wait. Too fast.

I hear a Mary-Sue alarm! I'm needing to avoid it.

I have to avoid the total disintegration of England, too!

Also if I know this is a way to destroy all Horcruxes...


Next chapter! "The Girl Fallen From The Sky" ! Don't miss it!