Disclaimer: I own nothing except for my laptop, my imagination and my crazy poodle. Steph, Ranger and Morelli belong to Janet Evanovich. Inside the Actor's Studio and the questions belong to someone else also. The plot for this however is all mine!!
***** Okay so this chapter is written a little different. The question is numbered and in bold. Ranger's answers are in italics and what is in between are Stephanie's thoughts about his answers. I hope I don't confuse anyone.
The Questionnaire
Chapter 4: Ranger's Answers
Stephanie decided to look at the questions and answers one by one.
What is my favorite color? Yellow. You think it's a happy color.
He even knows why it my favorite color. He sure does pay attention.
Which would I rather listen to Godsmack or Linkin Park? Godsmack
Got that one right.
What is my food pyramid based on? Dessert definitely
Well that was an easy one. Duh!
Who is my favorite superhero? Babe… Batman of course!
Did he seriously make a smiley face? My vision must be going, maybe I should get my eyes checked.
What did I want to be when I grew up? Wonder Woman
Another easy one. Now the questions will start getting harder.
What is your idea of the perfect date? You and I on a date.
Hot flash alert.
What is your favorite thing about me? Having you sleep beside me so that I can hold you in my arms.
Awwwwww.
What do you think of my abilities as a bounty hunter? You have great instincts. I would hire you. You need to curb your impulsiveness, but I would work with you as my partner. I would just suggest that you get a little more serious about training.
What? He thinks I have good instincts. Well, I guess he's told me that before. He is right about my impulsiveness. Maybe I should consider getting some training.
What kind of relationship can you offer me? Whatever you want and need. I would offer it all if you would accept it.
OH MY GOD!!
What would I have to give up to be with you?Nothing. Well, I take that back, you would have to give up a relationship with Morelli that would include anything other than friendship. If he poached… it would be bad.
YIKES!! Yes it would be bad. But if I had Ranger well… Morelli who??
What would you give up for me? My life.
OH MY GOD!! I would never want him to do that, but it's humbling that he would go that far for me.
What would you be willing to give up to be with me for the rest of your life? Everything.
OH MY GOD!!
Do you miss me when I'm not around? Every minute.
I miss him too whenever he's not around.
What is my greatest fear? Becoming 'Burg'
Wow! He really knows me.
What is your greatest fear? That something bad could happen to you and I not be in time to stop it.
That is his greatest fear?!?!
What is my greatest wish? I think there are two. #1 to fly #2 to be accepted and loved for who you are
Huh! I never really though about the second one, but he's right.
What is your greatest wish? That you can accept me and love me for all of me and in spite of all I've done.
How doesn't he know that I already do?
What is your favorite sexual fantasy? Tough to narrow that down. There are so many. They all involve you and me. Just us.
HOLY FREAKIN' HOTFLASH!! Can a person spontaneously combust?
What if I never wanted to get married? That would be fine with me. The real question is if you would be alright if I never wanted to get married. I think I would someday, just not right now and only if it is to you.
I can't have read that right. Someday he wants to marry ME? Hey! Where's that knot in my stomach? I got it every time Morelli mentioned marriage. Huh! No knot!
What if I never wanted to have children? Again, that would be okay with me. I kind of like the idea of a mini-you though. When she tried to jump off the garage, I would help her so she didn't get hurt and I would never let anyone belittle her or her dreams. We would have to decide together though if that is something we wanted.
He's okay with kids?!? No knot in my stomach or nauseous feeling about kids either. Well, at least not about kids with him. We'd decide together! Interesting concept, Morelli and my mother wanted to decide for me.
If we were in a relationship and sex wasn't an option what would you do?
Depends on the reason. If it was because you weren't interested… Babe!
Yeah… not interested in sex with Ranger… like that would ever happen!
If it was a health issue then we wouldn't have sex. You and your health come first. I wouldn't love you any less.
Morelli once told me that he would love me but not as much if we couldn't have sex. I like Ranger's answer better.
But what would I do? If it was just intercourse… well then!! Babe! There are plenty of other things we could do that could be just as fun and satisfying.
Is it hot in here? Am I going through early menopause or something? I definitely ruined my panties. I think even my panties in the dresser drawer got ruined over that comment.
TBC in the next and final chapter… His Favorite Thing
