Me when me when chapter 16 :)


"Look at what you've done." Today was not a good day for Don Chipotle.

Some dick broke Don's van, they went to fight and somehow made up and became friends.

Then Steve ruined it all.

"Look Steve, look!" Steve was not a very civilised man, far from it. He was smelly, dirty, broke as hell and probably had some mental defects.

"I don't know how to deal with you anymore Steve" Don sat on a sofa, defeated. Steve could only responded with a pathetic growl.


He thought this day couldn't get any worse, he was wrong.

"Hey that's my Scroll. Hey hey!" He walked toward Zeppeli and grabbed his Scroll, only for Zeppeli to responded with a middle finger.

What happen to her? She was just like Weiss if Weiss say and do her thoughts out loud.

Yang was right, Weiss really got a stick up her ass. A bit blunt, but Yang was right.

God, how did he fell in love with a woman like that.

Jaune laid on his bed, thinking about past mistakes.

'Pyrrha, Ruby, Ren, Nora... Weiss'

Jaune missed them, he can't say the same about Yang and Blake. They didn't really interacted much for him to developed emotional attachment.

Welp, better stop thinking about the past and more the present. What happened cannot be changed, he made mistakes, lapse in his judgment and Jaune paid the price.

Maybe... someday in the future. One day, Jaune can see them all again.

"You good?" Zeppeli noticed his mood and asked while eating potato chips. Wait where did she got those?

Whatever.

"I'm fine"

"I know you're lying, but okay"

'Damn it, how did she knows i'm lying'


"Alright buddy, i don't want to do this but you have been too much of a menace to society." Steve was strapped in a chair with ducktape and ropes, the man was clearly not very happy as he violently shook himself.

Anyways, Don after trapping Steve thought it was a good idea to went and get some snacks.

People like to call him fat, but it was just water weight!

"You better behave, Steve. The more you struggle, the more painful it will be."

"Ghhgrrmmm" Well, that was an answer. Not a very comprehensible one but an answer nonetheless.

Don left the room and went to a store to buy snacks.


Jaune was laying on his bed sleeping, or at least it seemed like it.

Zeppeli was bored, she was so bored a blind man could look at her and tell she was bored.

Jaune took the Scroll from her, she didn't like that

Now that she thought aboit it, did he ever told her his name? She didn't think so, he didn't told her anything about his name.

Oh right, he had his name on his Scroll. For some reasons.

That aside, Zeppeli was very unamused. She didn't want to watch cartoons again, and the Scroll was much cooler.

She even made an online friend!


Jaune's Scroll rang with a loud noise, on the screen there was a notification. A message from an user on a certain website.

"Hey kitten, i miss u~"

That night, Jaune had a nightmare.

'Why am i being chased by a fat smelly middle aged man with a fedora!!!'

"Come here kitten, we can play League O' Legend together"

'Oh shit!'

It seemed like today was not his lucky day.


Waking up, the least favorite act of the day.

Jaune's day opened up with a sudden noise. The alarm.

Not just any type of alarm, the annoying one that everybody hated.

Oh god, it was still early right? Just a little bit more sleep wouldn't kill him. Jaune tried to fall asleep again only to found that his attempt was useless.

The alarm was too loud, nobody could sleep with that much noise.

"Ughh..." His voice came out raspy and dry, Jaune admitted defeat under an alarm.

"Fine, i'll wake up."

He got nothing to do anyway, there was still enough money for a week of laziness. He didn't got anything important today, what a great time to be awake!

Was what he would say if his head wasn't hurting like someone bashed it with a hammer!

Oh by the name of the Brother Gods! Jaune was fighting his inner demons here.

And by that, he meant fighting his laziness.


A heavy thud sound can be heard as Jaune stepped down from bed. A pair of blue eyes looked across the apartment.

After a few minutes of stretching, changing clothes, brushing teeth, a quick warm shower to start the body and blocked that weird guy Jaune found in his DM.

Jaune was ready to do absolutely nothing! Time to spend his whole day inside his apartment, yippee!

"Alright, now it's 6:32 am. There's still plenty of time left. I wonder if Zeppeli plays games?"

Oh yeah, Zeppeli was still asleep. Jaune didn't felt like waking her up so he let her keep sleeping.

"I guess it's singleplayer then, maybe i should keep grinding for that level 5 bl-"

Knock knock motherfucker, just when his day was about to be good. Someone was there to knock on the door.

Welp, video games can wait."

Approaching the door, he checked the visitor through a peephole.

"Who's there?"

A woman in suit greeted him. "Hello sir, i'm here to inform you about the newly opened public bathhouse! It's completely free and was built with care and love put into it. The address is..."

Bla bla bla, he didn't care enough to hear it. The idea sounded pretty fun, but it was just an idea.

"Yeah, sure."

In a low tone he whispered to himself. "That sounds like a recipe for disaster."

Who decided to put money into this, a public bathhouse sounds stupid and triggered every red flags in the book.


God she hated her job.

Alright asshole #13, let's see what you got.

Ah, a blond. Looked like her day was doomed.

Nothing ever goes good when there were blondes involved, that was a fact of the world.

Blondes were honestly the worst!

Did she mentioned how much she hated her job.

And blondes.


The suited woman quickly left, which left Jaune inside his apartment again.

Seconds turned into minutes as time passed. Jaune found himself considering going to that damn weird bathhouse.

Video games weren't fun when you play it for so long, and his day was straight up empty anyway.

A little fun couldn't hurt, right?

Yeah, it wouldn't hurt. Who was he thinking he was, just because something can goes wrong doesn't mean it will goes wrong.


All good anime (or in this case, fanfiction) needs a bathing episode (chapter) am i right fellas?

Anyways, prepared to see naked men. I won't show you women because this is still a RWBY x JoJo crossover. JoJo wouldn't be JoJo without hot men.

I swear i'm not gay.