"You think she'll like me?"

"Oh Plutie? I'm sure she'll love you. I mean. Who couldn't? My lovely Beautiful-Sha!"

Two women walked hand in hand down the slightly futuristic walkway of Planeptunes capital city. Of course…

"Man. This really is weird Nep-Nep. This all looks so outdated its crazy!" B-sha soon exclaimed, pointing out many of the outdated aspects of the infrastructure,

"Its crazy here I know. I was the CPU here for a few decades" Neptune explained, as B-sha titled her head, the time she had spent here was a chapter of her life that Neptune rarely talked about, but here they were, walking down the streets of ultradimension Planeptune. Ever since they had gotten together a few months ago, Plutia had demanded she meet Neptune's new girlfriend, so here they were. Of course, Neptune was more than willing to introduce her sweetheart to one of her best friends.

Making their way down the street to the Basilicom, Neptune made an effort to stop B-sha, as she looked her in the eyes with a dead serious face.

"B-sha, listen to me. Plutie is a sweet girl, but do not make her angry. Trust me" Neptune spoke with a dead serious tone, as B-sha nervously laughed,

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"Trust me, you don't wanna know. I wish I didn't know, but I do, and now I'm telling you. You don't wanna know" Neptune explained, face as white as a ghost.

"Uhh…." B-sha wasn't sure if she wanted to meet this woman anymore. But she was already too far in to pull out,

"Heya! Guess who's heeerreee!" Neptune yelled as she kicked open the front door,

"Ah. Lady Purple Heart" The front attendant, more than used to the antics of their old CPU, nodded,

"I told ya! Jus call me Neptune!" She pointed her finger at the man who chuckled as he shook his head,

"I cannot. That would be disrespectful." He explained as Neptune sighed, "And who is it that accompanies you this day?" he then asked, turning to face the blonde,

"The name's B-sha, nice to meet ya!" B-sha exclaimed as she offered her gloved hand,

"It is a pleasure, lady B-sha" The man took her hand as he bowed,

"Hey! B-sha will do!"

"No can do"

They soon exchanged as B-sha sighed, her and Neptune walking into the private wing of the building, as a thought soon escaped B-sha's brain,

"Say… you think there's a 'me' over here?" She asked genuinely, as Neptune let her finger lay on her chin as she pondered,

"Hmmm… I wonder… I wonder if she's a bombshell like my older self…" Neptune thought aloud, a little bit of drool rolling down her cheek as she though of B-sha with… older assets,

"Hey… that's mean Nep-Nep… I'm right here…" B-sha pouted as Neptune soon turned, looking at her,

"Hey! I still love my adorable sized Bae-sha, but c'mon!" she laughed as B-sha rolled her eyes, soon approaching the door that lead to the main area of the living area, not even bothering to knock, Neptune kicked open the door,

"The main character has arrived!" She bellowed looking over the room as,

"It's empty…" B-sha deadpanned looking around the beyond cluttered room as she spotted no person, "Let's just-"

"Wait! Listen!"

"Neeeeeepppppppyyyy! Heeellllp meee!" They heard a voice as Neptune soon rushed over,

"Don't worry Plutie I'm here!" She ran over to a large mound of plushes and stuffed animals, as she soon picked out a ditzy ball of fluff, pulling her out as B-sha could only stare dumbfounded,

"Thank yoouuu Neppy! I got stuck" said ditzy woman gave her friend a hug as she thanked her,

"Aww don't worry about it! What're friend fir?" She waved off the apology, before remembering why she was here in the first place, "Hey! Don't stand over there like an extra, get over here, Best-sha!" Neptune yelled as she walked back to where she had come from, soon clasping her girlfriends hand,

"Oh.. uh… hi?" B-sha nervously looked towards Planeptune's CPU, who seemed to be seriously considering something

"Uhhhh…? Who is this? Neeeppy?" Plutia asked as both B-sha and Neptune couldn't help but face vault,

"She's my girly friend! Remember? You wanted to meet her!" Neptune reminded her, as a flash of recognition soon overtook Plutia's soft features,

"Ohhhhh yeaa! Hey there! My name's Plutia, what's yours?" Plutia asked with ba soft smile on her face,

"Oh, B-sha, pleasure to meet you Plutia" B-sha pleasantly responded, as Plutia seemed to seriously consider something,

"Hmmmm B-sha is too many syllables for me, I'll call you Bi!" Plutia declared, as B-sha deadpanned,

"It's only 2 syllables… plus B-sha isn't even my real name, my name is actually B-"

"No one cares lol" Neptune soon cut her off, partially to ensure B-sha did nothing to ruin Plutia's mood.

"She's really cute Neppy~ I can see why you love her~" Plutia cooed, as she gave B-sha the once over, "My Noire is still cuter thooough~ Oh! Neppy! Neppy! We should go on double dates!" She soon declared, Neptune soon taking exception to this,

"Hey now missy! Do you need your eyes checked? Look at her!" Neptune yelled as she started pointing all over her girlfriend, "Plus if you-"

"HEY! Watch your hands Nep-Nep!" B-sha yelled as she smacked Neptune's hand, who retreated,

"Booo…" She disappointingly sighed,

But. At that moment.

"GATHUNK Aha! I knew you nasty little girl CPUs were up to something!" A blonde haired 'woman' burst into the scene, as both Neptune and Plutia let out the deepest sighs of their lives,

"What does the little girl want?" Neptune deadpanned,

"I'm not a little girl! I'm 25!" Abnes soon yelled, as Neptune rolled her eyes,

"Well what do you want!" she yelled,

"What are you doing here with this little girl!" Abnes yelled as she pointed to B-sha, who seemed taken aback,

"That 'little girl' is my lovely girlfriend I'll have you know!" Neptune levied, as Abnes soon took after her,

"How dare a CPU date such a little girl!"

"Actually im-" B-sha tried to argue, to no avail, as Abnes kept taking after Neptune, turning to face Plutia, she shot her a confused look, "who the heck is she?"

"A meanie who bullliiess usss…." Plutia whined, as B-sha took a deep breath,

"I guess Presto Mask makes her inter-dimensional debut! Take this villain! No one bullies my Nep-Nep! Presto kiiiiiiick!" She yelled as she jump kicked the woman straight out of the nearby window,

"Ohhh! Neppy your girlfriend is a hero!" Plutia clasped her hands together, looking at her savior who for some reason was extending her gloved hand,

"That'll be 1000 credits… or… adjusted for inter-dimensional inflation, 1397!" She ordered, as Plutia looked at her,

"Whaaaaaat?"

"Pay up! I expect payment in 2-3 business days!" B-sha reupped, as Plutia pouted,

"I dooon't haaave that…"

"Then take out a quest or two, payment!" B-sha reupped, missing Neptune giving her the 'no' sign, yet… it was too late,

"What kind of herrooo does this…" Plutia grumbled as a bright flash overtook the room, "Haha! A hero! You can make me laugh! How about I teach you a lesson in 'generosity'!" the sultry voice of the dominatrix CPU rang out, as B-sha soon gulped,

"Eep!" She yelled as one of Iris Heart's many whips whipped the ground beneath her feet, "I-I'm sorry!" She begged, but it was too late,

"No no, you are simply far too cute~"

"Nep-Nep help me!" B-sha begged, as she looked towards her girlfriend, who was already by the door, flashing her a look as if to say 'im sorry little one' she left.

"YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT NEP-NEP!" B-sha yelled as her doom slowly approached her.

Hours later, as Neptune rested on the couch, she heard a ding to the residential wing, as the broken shell of B-sha walked in,

"Woah… what did Plutie do to you? Broken-Sha?" She asked worried, as B-sha glanced over,

"The pursuit of money is egotistical and pointless. Capitalism will soon fall"

"WHAT DID SHE DO TO YOU!?"


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