AN: I r awezomesawz!!!!11!11 lol dun hate meh or u r prepz!

I got 2 skull (get it cuz I liek that kind uv stuf lulz) and went 2 da class and red a book. Then, I went 2 da next klas and red moar bookz. & so on.

Wen I got 2 lunch for NOMs, I saw this Qt boi waring all blak and lipstik and stuffz. it wuz Emoward Colon, az we callz him. He came up 2 me and sayd "hi" & guez wut? I sed hai bakk!!!111! lol.

He azkd me owt on a daite, and I sed yez. it wuz epic. He evun gaev me hiz nozering lol. I red mor boox and went home.