Chapter 5

My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am the fastest shinobi alive. When I was a baby my parents were killed by something, impossible, that thing was then sealed inside me. Then a brutal fight with the one I call brother made me the impossible. To the outside world I am just the Kyuubi brat but secretly I use my speed to protect people and one day I will save my brother and keep my promise to my teammate. I am the Flash

Tayuya was not happy after she woke up from her restful sleep, a term that she never used in Sound; she was told that she was going to be living with the moron who saved her life. Now she would have been able to tolerate it since she knew that he actually saved her from dying but that sentiment was destroyed when she saw where he lived. His entire apartment could be summed up in two words: ramen junkyard.

The stupid moron was now trying and failing to put the place in order while leaving her in a stiff wheelchair that was making her leg ache more than usual but this was what pissed her off the most; when she left him to go to the bathroom to at least have a shower she found that the bathroom was a tiled pigsty. Her right eye started twitching madly which explains why she clocked the moron for this annoyance the second she found him

"Ow what the hell was that for ttebayo?"

"Your apartment is shit"

Naruto's jaw dropped at the blunt statement "are you always this rude?"

"Are you always this stupid? Why the hell did you not clean up this place?"

Naruto started pouting I mean it was not his fault his apartment was messy seriously besides this girl should not be so picky

"And please don't tell me that ramen is all you eat?"

"Of course ramen is the greatest food ever"

"It is junk food and disgusting"

Okay this chick just crossed a line no one insulted ramen "it is not, ramen is the food of the Gods"

Tayuya crossed her arms "no it is the food for shrimps and midgets"

"Take that back right now, there is no food better than ramen I can proof it"

"Your height and lack of brain cells already does that for you…pygmy"

"Eh what does that mean?"

"It means someone from your height level"

Naruto's face turned red and Tayuya could swear that there was steam coming out of his ears "take that back"

"Can't take it back just like your brain cells"

Naruto at this point was becoming murderous this, this bitch was insulting his favourite food and for that she must pay. Just then he had a thought if she tasted the goodness of ramen herself then she would see that she was wrong

"Why are you smiling like that dipshit?"

"You will eat those words I swear" and without warning Naruto grabbed hold of her wheelchair and torpedoed out of the apartment causing her to freak out in fear

"Damn it you sick son of a bitch slow the fuck down before I decide to take a spoon to your over-shrunk cock while burning your balls with a cigarette"

That day the people of Konoha would have a new reason to hate Naruto and his new friend: for permanently scarring their kids and forcing them to answer embarrassing questions; one child looked at his mother and said "Kaa-chan what is a cock?" Yes Uzumaki Naruto will pay for this

When the duo finally arrived Naruto introduced Ichiraku's ramen stand, the best stand in the village…and got a mouth full of dirt and a concussion thanks to a very pissed off redhead

'What have I done to offend you Kami-sama? And why do you punish me so by giving me violent female as friends? First Sakura-chan, then Baa-chan, and now her it is not fair ttebayo'

Tayuya had just finally regained her breath when Naruto got up from his position on the ground, still seeing stars by the way "don't you ever do anything like that again do you understand me dipshit?"

"Hai wait I never got your name"

"None of your business"

Naruto became confused "your name is "none of your business" what kind of name is that?"

Tayuya was seriously considering killing this moron consequences be damned evidence of that was the murderous look in her eyes

"Ryota"

"What?" 'Who is Ryota?'

"Well since you won't give me your name I decided to call you Ryota" said Naruto with a wide grin on his face stunning the former Oto-nin allowing him to wheel her into the stand

'Was this guy dropped on his head when he was a baby or something?' looking at his goofy smile 'probably'

"Ohayo Teuchi-oji-san"

"Ah ohayo Naruto it's been a while"

"Hehehe sorry I have been busy with missions but I brought a friend" Naruto then proudly introduced 'Ryota'

"Sup" she said dully

"Uh good, I think so how do you know Naruto?"

"I don't"

Now Teuchi was getting confused luckily there was a welcome distraction; Naruto's hungry tummy causing him to smirk "why don't I get the Naruto special"

"Awesome thanks oji-san"

'Why did he call him oji-san they look nothing alike and how the hell did the idiot get a ramen named after him…on second thought his name is fishcake and with the amount of ramen he eats I shouldn't be surprised'

Thinking about the apartment reminded her that the place she was going to be staying in was a glorified pigsty owned by midget ramen-loving idiot 'I wonder if it is too late to tell the Hokage that I prefer to stay in the hospital under ANBU guard. Tch who am I kidding she would probably stick me with the moron for kicks, stupid blondes ruining my life'

"What are you thinking about?"

Coming back to reality Tayuya was ready to tell him that they should return back to the apartment and that he should clean it when she noticed that his face was practically kissing hers

"AH!" screamed the redhead before creating a Naruto-sized dent in the wall behind him "What kind of sick pervert are you?"

Teuchi simply shook his head 'Kami that is so much like Minato and Kushina I wonder if I should warn Naruto ahead of time of how violent redheads can be or let him learn it by himself…nah let him learn it by himself'

Hokage Tower

"Tsunade-sama I did as you asked but aside from the retrieval team no one has come or gone in the past week and we already checked them when they came back but none of them displayed any abilities"

"Neither did Naruto and he was at the origin of the blast alongside Sasuke"

"You think Sasuke will develop abilities too?"

"Hai and that wouldn't have been a pain in ass if that bloody Uchiha had not gone to Orochimaru. Once that snake learns about this then not only will he come after Naruto but everyone who shows any kind of abilities and Orochimaru with meta-human DNA scares me"

"Maybe Sasuke won't have any powers and maybe if he does he won't show it to Orochimaru"

"That is a lot of 'maybes' Shizune"

"So what do you what to do Tsunade-sama?"

"Prepare for the worst; that means we have to start training Naruto in using his abilities and his Shinobi skills because as tough as that kid is he has a lot of ground to cover"

"And the girl what happens to her while Naruto trains?"

"That will be his problem to handle personally the kid needs to mature and taking care of someone twice as brash and violent as Sakura will be perfect training for him"

"And your amusement is not a factor"

Tsunade smirked "do you have to ask"