Dear Jane

I hope you are well, I am pissed off. The FBI wouldn't deliver my last letter to you. I'm in contact with a lawyer I know from the CBI days who owes me a favor to look at your case, it cant be legal what they are doing to you. Some things never change do they? You in trouble and me worrying my ass off trying to get you out of it. But I wouldn't have it any other way. Losing my job at the CBI was hard but losing my best friend was worse. Thank you again for the letters you sent they helped me through a difficult time. It always makes me smile to think of the chaos you caused over there, I'm surprised they didn't deport you before you chose to leave!

I don't know if you will ever get these letters Jane but I will keep writing them because I will never give up on you. Yeah you are difficult and exhausting and a major pain in the ass but you are my major pain in the ass and you are a good man who doesn't deserve this. Yes you have done some questionable things but they were always for the right reasons and you have done far more good than bad. That should get you into heaven so long as you're willing to repent your sins Jane! Sorry for going all Sunday school on you I know what you think about religion but it has helped me a lot to get through the last couple of years. Anyway I'm rambling now, please promise you wont try to escape or anything until I try to get your legal situation sorted out. Miss you.

U no hoo