Chapter 5: Triple Whammy
Flippy sat on his couch, watching his favourite TV show but he showed no interest to it. In his mind was only his evil side making an alliance to Flipkane, the evil, insane communist warrior.
He suddenly heard a tapping on the window. He took a look and found no one; he thought some anonymous prankster was making fun of him. He returned to his seat until he heard someone was knocking the door. He drew a short breath and ignored the knocking sound of the door, like it was no one there.
As the knocking continued, Flippy was getting annoyed by the knocking sound; he took a mace that was hanging on a wall and rushed to the door.
"What do you want?" Flippy asked angrily.
"We
just want to made fun of you." A voice said.
"You better get
off or my mace will get you!"
"We just lonely traveller and we want to made some attention to you."
Flippy felt suspicious about their statement, but he opened the door and he was shocked to see Flipkane, E. Flippy and E. Splendid was actually at his door step. Flippy tried to shut the door back but E. Splendid was resisting it with only one finger. Flippy let go of the door and let his enemies to rush in.
"Flippy. I think your counterpart have a mace, finish him before he can hit me with that mace!" Flipkane ordered.
"He will die by today!" E. Flippy said, taking out his trusty knife.
He engaged at Flippy with the tip of the knife facing Flippy. Flippy knocked the knife off with his mace and hit his back with it. E. Flippy fell down in pain, as Flippy tried to immobilize him by hitting his legs with the mace until E. Splendid hit Flippy from the back and dropped his mace.
As Flippy tried to get himself up, E. Splendid stomped him again at his back, pinning him on the ground. Flippy looked around and saw his mace was under a table and the nearest weapon to him was an old broken guitar. He took the broken guitar and hit E. Splendid that sent him crashing into the kitchen. Flippy got back his mace and run out from the house.
Flipkane was already outside the compound and that really stumbled Flippy. Flipkane held a grenade in his mouth and he pulled the safety pin out.
"What the f*ck is going on!" Flippy yelled in dismay.
"I am trying to blow you up!" Flipkane said.
Flipkane threw the grenade at Flippy but Flippy hit it like a baseball with his mace. The grenade was bunching around the road, hitting a fence, lamp post and eventually, into Flippy's house. The grenade landed at the spot where E. Splendid hit the kitchen.
"I better go, it is going to blow." Flipkane said and ran away.
"What the….." Flippy said and began to run for his life.
The grenade exploded and set off the propane fumes that accumulate in the house. The house was been levelled to the ground in just matter of seconds. Flippy was injured due to the flying debits. He slowly walked back to his now levelled home, but he cannot found E. Flippy or E. Splendid, they had run away just before the blast.
Flippy walked to General Alana's house, using the mace as a walking stick, he slowly inched to the general's house….
