Well everyone, I'm back. Yep, I'm back with chapter 2 of the second season of this very epic miniseries. In the last chapter, Stewie Griffin battled Jessie and James of "Team Rocket" from "Pokémon" and he won again, starting the series off on a good note. Now, in this chapter, Stewie Griffin shall face off against Jessie and James's Pokémon companion, Meowth. Who will win this battle to the death? What will happen during the battle? Well, you'll just have to read and find out for yourself. Well, what on Earth are we waiting for? Let's all begin chapter 2 of this very epic and action-packed miniseries...
Wiz: Hey everyone, it's time for another battle to the death for Season 2! And this opponent wants revenge!
Boomstick: Stewie Griffin, everyone's favorite homicidal baby…
Wiz: And Meowth, the evil Pokemon species who wants revenege for his dead owners.
Boomstick: He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!
Introduction to Stewie Griffin:
Boomstick: Ah, good old Stewie Griffin. You never know what'll happen when messing with this kid! Needless to say, he's very happy to be fighting again in this second.
Wiz: We already introduced Stewie Griffin in the last season of "Death Battle", but we still have to do it again due to the rules of "Death Battle".
Boomstick: To make it short and sweet on my part, Stewie Griffin is a homicidal baby that wants complete world domination!
Wiz: This one-year-old is not meant to be messed with. If you do mess with him, he'll probably kill you. Not joking, he WILL kill you if provoked.
Boomstick: Stewie Griffin is the youngest member of the Griffin family, but don't yet his young appearance fool you. He's a damn psychopath!
Wiz: Born on June 30 1999, Stewie Griffin has a very sophisticated psyche and is able to speak fluently in an upper-class English accent. When he was born, his birth doctor found a map of Europe with plans to bomb its capitals inside Lois, his mother.
Boomstick: From that day on, he was shown not to be a normal kid, but a kid with the mind of a criminal. His weapon arsenal is full of classic weapons. These weapons include a machine gun, a tommy gun, a chainsaw, a machete, a flame thrower, a rocket launcher, a crossbow, a laser gun, a few hand grenades, a handgun, and even a harpoon gun. This is one of the reasons you should think twice about messing with Stewie!
Wiz: Not to mention his abilities! He can run fast, jump high, trick his enemies, punch hard, kick hard, and even bite hard. He can yell or curse up a storm, and he can even invent things.
Boomstick: Over the years of the "Family Guy" show, Stewie has invented many futuristic inventions, such as a mind controlling device, a carbonite freeze gun, a hypnotic control device, a hovering drill machine, a teleporter device, a multiverse traveler, a Peter-Bot, a clone machine, rocket skis, a weather device, and even a God-damn time machine! Wow, this is one badass little kid.
Wiz: His inventions are very cool and technologically advanced, and he uses them multiple times. However, due to the rules of "Death Battle", Stewie can't use his time machine. But he can use any of his other inventions.
Boomstick: This all proves one thing…if you want to bully a kid, please make sure that kid is not Stewie.
Wiz: However, he's not PERFECT. When his friend Brian gets into a dangerous situation, its been shown since Stewie and Brain are friends, Stewie CAN get distracted from any of his battles to help save Brian.
Boomstick: Wait, what?! Why on Earth does he care so much at Brian?
Wiz: Well, in one episode, he mentions that because of neglect from Peter, his father, he sees Brain as a fatherly figure, more than Peter. So, because of this, Stewie can get emotional and weak sometimes.
Boomstick: But despite this, Stewie Griffin is still one badass kid!
Introduction to Meowth:
Boomstick: Ah, cats. They're so cute and adorable. But not this cat! Meowth isn't even a cat, he's a Pokemon species, and not a very nice guy he is.
Wiz: But everyone has a backstory. He originally lived in the city, and tried to impress a female Meowth named Meowzie by learning to walk on two legs and speak human language. Instead of being impressed, she regarded him as a freak, so Meowth joined Team Rocket.
Boomstick: He's been a partner of Jessie and James ever since. As well as being a team member, he has a great array of skills. He can jump very high, run very fast, dodge projectiles and even throw heavy objects at others.
Wiz: No, he can't throw trees like Muscle Man in Season 1, but he can throw smaller objects like trash cans, bicycles, car tires, and even small logs.
Boomstick: And he also can bite other Pokémon, as well as use Fury Swipe on them, kick them hard, punch them hard, and even use a doubled ability known as Double Fury Swipe.
Wiz: And not only does he speak English, but he can also understand other Pokémon, as well as communicate with them.
Boomstick: Oh boy, this is one bad kitty. And he wants revenge on Stewie now! Let's see what will happen on this episode of "Death Battle".
And now, the actual battle to the death…
(The scene begins with Stewie Griffin exiting the lobby of a nearby hotel in the center of Tokyo, Japan after checking in…)
Stewie: Well, I'm all checked in and I'm ready to explore Japan. (walks down sidewalk)
(Behind him, Meowth peeks out from a garbage can nearby, spying on Stewie…)
Meowth: So, he's my owners' killers! Well, he's going to pay the price for what he did to me! (jumps out of trashcan and walks up to Stewie) Hey you! (taps on Stewie's shoulders)
Stewie (turns around): Yes?
Meowth: Are you the kid who hijacked the subway train?
Stewie (sweats): Uh…no…
Meowth: Really? Oh, that's funny. Because I was on that train this morning and I saw you HIJACK THE TRAIN AND KILL MY OWNERS!
Stewie (backs away): Y-y-your owners?
Meowth: YES! Jessie and James were my teammates and owners! But today, you had to come along, and kill them off!
Stewie (grins): Yes, I did indeed kill them off. So what?
Meowth (shows claws): I'M GOING TO GET MY REVENGE!
Stewie: Oh yeah? (pulls out machine gun) Bring it on, kitty!
Meowth: THE NAME IS MEOWTH!
FIGHT!
Stewie (fires machine gun): Here, have some lead!
Meowth (dodges bullets): Haha! You missed me!
Stewie (runs out of bullets): So, I did! (pulls out shotgun) But now, I got EXTRA LEAD! (fires shotgun)
Meowth (slashes claws at Stewie, cutting his left side of his stomach)
Stewie (drops machine gun and clutches left side of stomach): AAAAAHHHHH! (falls over) Dude, that hurts!
Meowth (grabs nearby trashcan and raises it over his head): Prepare to suffer! (evil grin) NO ONE KILLS MY OWNERS! (tosses it at Stewie)
Stewie (gets up and pulls out laser gun): NOT TODAY! (slices trashcan in half with laser, causing both pieces to roll away)
Meowth: CHEATER!
Stewie (pulls out machete): Well duh, I'm a homicidal baby. Of course I'm going to cheat! (slices Meowth's tail off)
Meowth: OW! (grabs back of lower body in pain) MY TAIL!
Stewie: HAHA! Now, the kitty was no tail!
Meowth: That makes me REALLY MAD! (runs toward Stewie)
Stewie (laughs): Catch me if you can! (runs off)
Meowth: Get back here! (chases after Stewie)
Stewie (steals nearby bike and speeds toward the Tokyo Tower): I need a plan to kill that thing! (sees tower) Hmmm, I have an idea. (speeds towards the tower, going past multiple cars and pedestrians) Almost there…(stops in front of base of tower)
Meowth (jumps on top of multiple cars, trucks, and buses, going after Stewie): You can't escape me!
Stewie (shoots grappling hook gun and hooks the antenna at the top of the base): Perfect! GOING UP! (rushes up the side of the tower) HEY KITTY, I BET YOU CAN'T CLIMB UP HERE TO GET ME!
Meowth: Oh yeah!? (rushes up the side of the tower): I'm almost there!
Stewie (ties rope around his waist): Oh yeah?! (folds up fists) Try to fight me, you little piece of shit! (begins punching Meowth as he approaches him)
Meowth: OW! OW! STOP IT! OUCH! AAAWWW! HELP! STOP IT, PLEASE!
Stewie (keeps punching Meowth): NEVER!
Meowth (gets out claws again): TIME TO PAY! (Slashes Stewie, cutting his left arm)
Stewie (slams against tower structure): OW! (grabs left arm in pain) No one cuts my arm! (climbs up side of tower some more, reaching the antenna) THAT'S IT! No more Mr. Nice Guy! (pulls out harpoon gun) TIME TO DIE! (fires harpoon gun)
Meowth (dodges and rushes up the side of the tower): MISSED ME! (grabs Stewie and pins him against the antenna) Now, its time to finish you off and make you pay the price for what you did to my owners!
Stewie (shivers): Fine! But can I have a last word please?
Meowth: Yes…what is this last word?
Stewie: My last word…is…THIS! (suddenly pulls out axe)
Meowth: What the!?
Stewie (swings axe at Meowth, cutting his head and limps off, killing him instantly) YES! HE'S DEAD! No one messes with Stewie Griffin! (unhooks grappling hook and climbs back down to the sidewalk) Sorry kitty, but you had it coming. (disposes of Meowth's chopped-up body into a dumpster and continues exploring the city of Tokyo Japan)
KO!
Boomstick: Well, that battle was pretty…short. Well, it looks like the little kitty isn't going home today.
Wiz: As you can see, Meowth might've been skilled in combat, but Stewie's 100% winning reputation gave him the bigger advantage here. And also, Meowth has been outsmarted many times before, and also has been captured and nearly killed a couple of times in the past. The only reason he lived through those times in the past was because he was rescued by Jessie, James, or other Pokemon creatures at the last minute.
Boomstick: Stewie wasn't playing around in this battle to the death. And now, "Team Rocket" is officially gone for good. It looks like Ash and his friends are enemy-free forever, all thanks to Stewie, but let's hope they never encounter the homicidal baby.
Wiz: Once again, the winner is Stewie Griffin.
Boomstick: Thanks for watching and we'll see you all next time on "Death Battle"!
Wiz: This is Wiz and he's Boomstick, signing off…
THE END!
Well, that's all for this chapter. It looks like Stewie won again and now Meowth is dead. Sorry if this "Death Battle" seems shorter than the others, but it's all I could come up with at the moment. The next one will be even longer and better than this one, I promise. In the next chapter, Stewie shall be back home in the U.S.A, only to face off against ANOTHER opponent. Who is this next opponent? Well, you'll just have to read and find out for yourself. I'm not going to spoil it all for you now. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's all move on to chapter 3 of this very epic and action-packed miniseries...
