Hello everyone, I'm back! Yep, I'm back once again with another chapter of this very epic miniseries. In the last chapter, Stewie Griffin fought Meowth of "Team Rocket" and won. In this chapter, Stewie Griffin shall fight his most evilest opponent yet...Father from "Codename: Kids Next Door". How will the whole battle go? Who will win this epic battle to the death? Well, you'll just have to read and find out for yourself. I'm not going to spoil it all for you now. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's begin chapter 3 of this very epic miniseries...

Wiz: They both are very evil, have an array of skills and abilities, and they both want to kill each other.

Boomstick: Stewie Griffin, everyone's favorite homicidal baby…

Wiz: And Father, the owner of "Evil Adult Industries".

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!

Introduction to Stewie Griffin:

Boomstick: Ah, good old Stewie Griffin. You never know what'll happen when messing with this kid! Needless to say, he LOVES fighting in these "Death Battles" and this is thirteenth battle to the death…

Wiz: We already introduced Stewie Griffin in the last season of "Death Battle", but we still have to do it again due to the rules of "Death Battle".

Boomstick: To make it short and sweet on my part, Stewie Griffin is a homicidal baby that wants complete world domination!

Wiz: This one-year-old is not meant to be messed with. If you do mess with him, he'll probably kill you. Not joking, he WILL kill you if provoked.

Boomstick: Stewie Griffin is the youngest member of the Griffin family, but don't yet his young appearance fool you. He's a damn psychopath!

Wiz: Born on June 30 1999, Stewie Griffin has a very sophisticated psyche and is able to speak fluently in an upper-class English accent. When he was born, his birth doctor found a map of Europe with plans to bomb its capitals inside Lois, his mother.

Boomstick: From that day on, he was shown not to be a normal kid, but a kid with the mind of a criminal. His weapon arsenal is full of classic weapons. These weapons include a machine gun, a tommy gun, a chainsaw, a machete, a flame thrower, a rocket launcher, a crossbow, a laser gun, a few hand grenades, a handgun, and even a harpoon gun. This is one of the reasons you should think twice about messing with Stewie!

Wiz: Not to mention his abilities! He can run fast, jump high, trick his enemies, punch hard, kick hard, and even bite hard. He can yell or curse up a storm, and he can even invent things.

Boomstick: Over the years of the "Family Guy" show, Stewie has invented many futuristic inventions, such as a mind controlling device, a carbonite freeze gun, a hypnotic control device, a hovering drill machine, a teleporter device, a multiverse traveler, a Peter-Bot, a clone machine, rocket skis, a weather device, and even a God-damn time machine! Wow, this is one badass little kid.

Wiz: His inventions are very cool and technologically advanced, and he uses them multiple times. However, due to the rules of "Death Battle", Stewie can't use his time machine. But he can use any of his other inventions.

Boomstick: This all proves one thing…if you want to bully a kid, please make sure that kid is not Stewie.

Wiz: However, he's not PERFECT. When his friend Brian gets into a dangerous situation, its been shown since Stewie and Brain are friends, Stewie CAN get distracted from any of his battles to help save Brian.

Boomstick: Wait, what?! Why on Earth does he care so much at Brian?

Wiz: Well, in one episode, he mentions that because of neglect from Peter, his father, he sees Brain as a fatherly figure, more than Peter. So, because of this, Stewie can get emotional and weak sometimes.

Boomstick: But despite this, Stewie Griffin is still one badass kid!

Introduction to Father:

Boomstick: Ah, fathers. They're all really important to your life. They take you out for ice cream, take you to sporting events, they always look out for you, teach you how to shave, take you camping and fishing. and attend every important moments in your life. But not this father…

Wiz: Father is the main antagonist of "Codename: Kids Next Door". His ultimate goal is to destroy the Kids Next Door so that adults can rule the world unopposed.

Boomstick: But you can't have a villain without a backstory. And boy, do we have a backstory for you!

Wiz: As a child in Great Britain, Benedict Uno was terrified of his own father, being extremely obedient despite his dislike for the man. When Monty Uno decided to rebel against Grandfather, Benedict insisted that they would stand no chance against him, and, as a result of his cowardice, he did not join Monty in the uprising, which ultimately did prove successful.

Boomstick: Sometime between this incident and the present day of the series, Benedict took up his father's mantle as the king of evil and ultimate oppressor of children, became a demonic being similar to Grandfather, and vowed to destroy the Kids Next Door. He also moved to the United States.

Wiz: At one point, Father created the Delightfulization Chamber, a device designed to turn any kid into a mindlessly obedient and perfectly behaved child (most likely as a precaution for what happened between Monty and Grandfather, from happening to him). The first working Delightfulization Chamber was used on Sector Z. During the Delightfulization Process, the machine blew a fuse for reasons unknown, caused it to explode, and amplified its effects "eleventy billion-fold", which created the Delightful Children From Down The Lane, who from then on, would be Father's "children" and most powerful allies.

Boomstick: Other notable minions of Father include the Ice Cream Men, Six-Gum Gang and the Teen Ninjas, including his apprentice, Cree Lincoln and his captain, Chad Dickson. Father does not directly control the majority of the KND's rogues gallery, but frequently employs the services of other villains who, while otherwise operating independently, are readily willing to serve him.

Wiz: Even the Delightful Children frequently appear without Father. Father is occasionally seen attending the villain meetings of Mr. Boss, who regularly functions as a leader of the series' lesser villains or as a second-in-command. In "Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-F.O.U.R." and the comic story "Operation: H.I.S.T.O.R.I.E.", Father is said to be the head of a company called "Evil Adult Industries Inc."

Boomstick: It is also implied that Father employs several children similar to the DCFDTL throughout the world, as shown in the Interesting Twins From Beneath the Mountain and Rowdy Hooligans From Across the Square.

Wiz: Father was first encountered by Sector V in "Operation: G.R.O.W.-U.P.", in which he admonishes the DCFDTL for their repeated failures against the KND. He allows his children to use the "Really Really Incredibly Destructive Machine" to destroy the Sector V Treehouse; in the process, the Delightful Children also manage to transform Numbuh 1 into an adult with the Age Cigar. The remaining members of Sector V infiltrate the Delightful Mansion From Down The Lane to retrieve the cigar, with Numbuh 1 (now "Mr. Uno" the ice cream man) joining them to defeat the Delightful Children.

Boomstick: Sarcastically applauding Uno's success at defeating "a bunch of little kids", Father attacked with his devastating fire powers, but Sector V was able to triumph by covering him with all the ice cream in Mr. Uno's truck. As Numbuh 1 de-aged himself back to his old self and escaped with his team, Father could only lie on the floor, weakly ordering the DCFDTL to get his sweater.

Wiz: Okay, I think that's enough of Father's backstory. Let's talk about his physical appearance his skills, and his abilities. Father is slim and sharp. When his head is turned, he is shown to have a pointed chin, and a pointed nose. His hair is always styled into a pompadour, and he is never seen without his pipe (except for in "Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S.")

Boomstick: Father's body is completely black with a red outline along his body and eyebrows, giving him a silhouette-like appearance with few other discernible features, the most notable among them being his bright yellow eyes, which often are exaggerated since his eyes are the only way of visually seeing his facial expression. His mouth is rarely ever visible.

Wiz: Okay, that's enough of Father's physical appearance. Now, let's talk about his skills and abilities. Father possesses several superpowers, most notably an array of fire-based abilities such as shooting fireballs and creating a wall of flame around himself. His offensive powers tend to become more active when he is angered, and could even overpower the likes of his own father if enraged enough (though he has never tried).

Boomstick: In addition, Father possesses levitation (seen in "Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-F.I.V.E.", "Operation: G.R.A.D.U.A.T.E.S.", and other episodes), telekinesis (seen in "Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-F.I.V.E."), self-replicating (seen in "Operation: I.T."), and even shape-shifting (seen in "Operation: T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G.", "Operation: G.R.A.D.U.A.T.E.S. and Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S."). Man, this guy is unstoppable. Stewie is going to get KILLED by this man!

Wiz: Well Boomstick, he's not PERFECT. He does have a few minor weaknesses. He's shown to be weak to cold things such as ice cream, and water. He also, like children, hates broccoli, and was once defeated after being threatened with it.

Boomstick: Broccoli!? Ice cream?! Water!? Are you serious!? He has SUPPERNATURAL POWERS, and those tiny things are his WEANKESSES?

Wiz: Yes Boomstick, those minor things are his weaknesses. (sighs) But despite that, Father is still an unstoppable villain that Stewie is about to fight. Let's see how this battle to the death goes…

And now, the actual battle to the death…

(Scene starts 2 days later, where Stewie is back in the U.S.A, playing baseball in the backyard with Brian. Stewie is batting, and Brian is pitching…)

Brian (picks up baseball from ground): So Stewie, you never told me how your trip to Japan went. (tosses baseball up and down in the air)

Stewie (takes practice swings with baseball bat): Oh, it was fine. I stayed at a wonderful hotel, ate some authentic sushi and teriyaki chicken, took photos of the Tokyo Tower, visited a real japense garden, took a tour of the studio where" Pokemon" is made, and much more.

Brian: Wow, you really did a lot in Japan. Do you ever plan to go back?

Stewie: Nah, I don't think so. A trip to Japan is a one-time thing to me in my opinion. Anyways, you ready to play some ball?

Brian (gets in throwing position) Oh, you bet I am. First pitch in 3…2…1…NOW! (pitches ball towards Stewie)

Stewie (swings the bat hard, hitting the ball, throwing it out of the backyard): YES! HOME RUN!

(The baseball soars through the air, flying over several front yards in the neighborhood. Suddenly, "SMASH!", the baseball his a window of Delightful Mansion From Down The Lane, breaking it. Father walks over to the broken window and picks up the ball…)

Father (frowns): So, some little kid thinks they can go break MY WINDOWS?! (fire surrounds him) Well, I don't think so. (drops ball and balls up fists) Whoever did this has to pay! (walks downstairs to the living room) Children, I have to go run an errand. Keep the place tidy while I'm gone.

Delightful Children From Down The Lane: Sure thing, Father.

Father: Very good. (exits mansion)

(Back with Brian and Stewie. They were looking all around the neighborhood for the baseball…)

Brian: Well, we checked every backyard of every single house in our block, and we found nothing.

Stewie: Not to mention all of the front yards we checked too. I hope we find it soon. I'm getting hungry for lunch and this ball search is ridiculous!

Brian: Well, if you want to keep searching for the ball, you're on your own. I'm going to finish up my writing. (walks away and heads back to house)

Stewie: Okay, you do that. I'll find the ball and then we'll continue playing.

Father (walks up to Stewie): Excuse me little boy, but would you happen to know who threw a baseball at my house and broke one of my windows?

Stewie: No, I don't think… Hey wait, did you say it was a baseball? Oh my, that baseball belongs to me. Sir, do you have it on you?

Father (grins): No…I have something else. (forms fireballs on both hands)

Stewie (eyes widen and backs away): W-w-w-w-what's that?!

Father: No one destroys my property! (raises hands and prepares to throw fireballs at Stewie) Now, I'm going to DESTROY YOU!

Stewie (pulls out machine gun): Oh, I don't think so! It's YOU who's going to end up in a coffin!

Father: Bring it on, you little brat! (laughs)

FIGHT!

Father (tosses fireballs at Stewie): HIYA!

Stewie (dodges and fires machine gun): EAT LEAD, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Father (dodges projectiles and throws more fireballs at Stewie): HAHA! You can't shoot me!

Stewie (runs out of bullets and pulls out shotgun): Think again! (fires shotgun)

Father (dodges kicks Stewie into a fire hydrant nearby): HAHA! (throws more fireballs) TIME TO COOK!

Stewie (jumps out of the way and tackles Father to the ground): That was a big mistake you just made! (delivers several punches to Father's upper body and face)

Father (tries to fight back but to no avail): OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! STOP! OUCH! STOP, THAT HURTS! OUCH! (manages to punch Stewie really hard in the lower body)

Stewie (gets thrown to the ground): OW! THAT HURTS! (runs off)

Father: GET BACK HERE! (chases after Stewie)

Stewie: NEVER! (runs down the street, trying to find a way to defeat and kill Father) Man, this guy is unstoppable! How on Earth am I going to defeat that piece of shit!? (notices random woman exiting car) HAHA! I got an idea! (runs toward lady as she steps out of her car) Hey lady, give me the keys to your car!

Random lady: What? No way! I'm not going to hand over my keys to a random little child!

Stewie (pulls out handgun): You shouldn't have said that! (fires gun, shooting the lady in the stomach, killing her instantly) There! Now, to get those keys! (grabs keys from lady's left hand, jumps into car, closes door, and inserts keys into the ignition cylinder) Maybe I can hit him with the car like I did to that green guy from the park! (puts car in gear and makes a huge U-turn to the right, and begins speeding toward Father) ROAD KILL TIME, OLD MAN! (hits Father with the car, tossing him across the road, and hitting a nearby lamppost)

Father: Oh, that kid is dead now! (uses telekinesis power to lift up the lamppost out of the ground) SUCK LAMPPOST, KID! (uses telekinesis to toss the lamppost at the car like a toy)

Stewie (laughs) Yeah right, like I would actually suck a lamp…(sees lamppost flying towards the front of the car) Oh shit… (jumps into the car's backseat for cover)

(The lamppost hits the car, smashing the entire front part of the car, causing it to flip over. Stewie kicks open the back windshield with his foot and gets out of the car…)

Stewie (pulls out rocket launcher): THAT'S IT! NO MORE MR. NICE BABY! (fires rocket at Father)

Father (gets hit by the rocket, getting thrown to the ground): HEY! You know what? (creates fireball in his hands) That makes me mad! (throws another fireball at Stewie, knocking the rocket launcher out of Stewie's hands) HAHA! NOW, YOU HAVE NO WEAPON!

Stewie (grins): Not quite….(pulls out grenade) EXPLOSION TIME! (pulls pin out and throws it at Father) DIE! (runs off)

Father (gets up and dodges grenade, causing it hit a nearby front yard): Oh, you're really going to pay now! (rushes after Stewie)

Stewie (runs into the garage of his house): I got to get out of here! (gets on his rocket-powered bike, opens up garage door, and speeds off into the main part of the city) YOU CAN'T CATCH ME NOW!

Father (face reddens): OH, YES I CAN! (runs very fast after Stewie) I'LL CATCH YOU, AND WHEN I DO, YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN!

Stewie (pulls out handgun): Oh really? (turns around and aims gun at Father) I think it's YOU who's going to die! (fires gun at Father) ENJOY THAT! (looks forward again)

Father (gets shot in his left foot): AAAAHHHH! (falls over backwards onto ground, clutching his foot in pain) THAT'S IT! NO MORE MR. NICE GUY! (gets up and continues running after Stewie)

(Stewie speeds into the center part of the city, speeding past several cars, buses, trucks, taxis, and other vehicles. Stewie turns around and sees Father running through the traffic, throwing more fireballs at Stewie. He keeps on missing and hitting other random vehicles and some pedestrians…)

Father: GET BACK HERE AND LET ME KILL YOU!

Stewie (turns around): Never! (laughs) This just ain't your day! (turns back around and sees he's about to crash into the library) AAAAAHHHHHH! OH CRAP! (breaks through window and speeds through library, scaring several library-goers, and knocking over dozens of shelves full of various books) EVERYONE, LOOK OUT! GET OUT OF THE WAY! I'M A HOMICIDAL BABY COMING THROUGH! (crashes through glass window on the other side as Father throws more fireballs at Stewie)

(As this happens, Meg happens to be sitting down at a nearby table, reading a novel, wearing her earbuds connected to her "MP3" player. She doesn't look up or see anything going on, as she's listening to her music…)

Father: STOP STALLING AND ACCEPT DEFEAT! (throws more fireballs at Stewie)

Stewie (speeds to the left): NEVER! (pulls out Tommy gun and fires it at Father)

Father (gets hit on the left arm and right leg, falling over onto the ground): OW! THAT HURTS!

Stewie (stops bike in an alleyway and steps off): Ah, perfect. I didn't miss this time! (evil grin) Sir, I think its about time you learn a very valuable lesson. (walks over to cornered Father) Never…ever…mess with…Stewie Griffin…(pulls out machete): It's time for you to bleed…it's time for you to suffer with nothing but pain (holds machete up to Father's neck)

Father: Not today, you little brat…(slowly sits up) I still have one trick up my sleeve...

Stewie: Oh, and what would that trick be?

Father: THIS! (suddenly holds up arms and creates a wall of fire around him) Now, to finish you off! (creates biggest fireball ever) YOU BETTER RUN, YOU LITTLE BRAT! (throws it at Stewie)

Stewie (drops machete and runs off): AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! HELP! (fireball hits a nearby dumpster and misses Stewie)

Father (steams comes out of his ears): YOU'RE DEAD KID! (uses telekinesis power to lift the dumpster into the air) TRASH TIME! (used telekinesis power to toss the dumpster at Stewie)

Stewie (dodges the dumpster and climbs up a metal ladder nearby, climbing up to the top of a nearby shot building): MISSED AGAIN, LOOSER! (pulls out 5 grenades) PREPARE TO DIE! (pulls out all 5 pins and tosses all of the grenades at Father, who doesn't notice them)

Father: I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW! (grenades land near Father and explode, causing his whole body to get throws against the brick was by the explosion) AAAAAAHHHHHHH! (tires to get back up but to no avail)

Stewie (climbs back down ladder and walks over to Father): Now, to do something that I should've done a long time ago! (pulls out running chainsaw) NO MORE LIVING FOR YOU! (cuts Father in half with chainsaw, causing blood, and intestines to fly all over the place)

Father (in excruciating pain): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (dies as his whole body is cut in half) (the fire around him goes out next)

Stewie (grins, turns off chainsaw, and puts it away): HAHA! That'll teach him a lesson not to mess with Stewie Griffin (gets back onto his rocket-powered bike and speeds off, heading back to his neighborhood)

KO!

Boomstick: That…was…AWESOME! MAN, DID YOU SEE THAT!? Did you see that kid kill!?

Wiz: I sure did, Boomstick. As you can see, both Stewie and Father were evenly skilled at combat, but it was Stewie's weapon arsenal, his use of a rocket-powered bike, his determination, element of surprise, and his evil intelligence that gave him the advantage he needed. As opposed to Father, who only has the powers of fireballs and telekinesis to do all of the evil fighting for him. Because of those skill limitations, it was clear that Stewie was to kill him and win right from the start.

Boomstick: It seems that Father won't be coming back home to his children today. The Delightful Children From Fown The Lane now have no father to raise them. And the butler, Hopkins, now has no one to give him his weekly paycheck for all of his hard work.

Wiz: Once again, the winner is Stewie Griffin.

Boomstick: That you all for watching and we'll see you all next time on "Death Battle".

Wiz: He's Boomstick and I'm Wiz, singing off. Our next "Death Battle" will be just as epic as this one! How? Well, you'll all just have to wait for Episode 4 to find out for yourself!

THE END!

Well everyone, that's all for this chapter. It looks like after that very epic battle to the death, Stewie Griffin won again. Poor Delightful Children From Down The Lane, it looks like your dad won't be coming back home forever. He's dead and he's not coming back to life. In the next chapter, Stewie Griffin shall fight his next opponent. Who is this next opponent? How will the next battle to the death go? Well, you'll just have to read and find out for yourself. Well, what are we all waiting for? Let's all move on to chapter 4 of this very epic and action-packed miniseries...