Hello everyone, I'm back. Yep, I'm back once again with another chapter of Season 2 of this very epic miniseries. In the last chapter, Stewie Girffin fought and killed Father from "Codename: Kids Next Door", making it his biggest defeat of "Death Battle". In this chapter, Stewie Griffin shall fight and try to kill The Delightful Children From Down The Lane, Father's evil children. Who will win this epic battle to the death? Well, you'll just have to read and find out for yourself. Well, what on Earth are we all waiting for? Let's begin chapter 4 of Season 2 of this very epic miniseries...
Wiz: They're both very you, are very intelligent, and also want to kill each other…
Boomstick: Stewie Griffin, everyone's favorite homicidal baby…
Wiz: And The Delightful Children From Down The Lane, the five evil kids with creepy talking in unison skills.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a "Death Battle"!
Introduction to Stewie Griffin:
Boomstick: Ah, good old Stewie Griffin. You never know what'll happen when messing with this kid! Needless to say, he LOVES fighting in these "Death Battles" and this is fourteenth battle to the death…
Wiz: We already introduced Stewie Griffin in the last season of "Death Battle", but we still have to do it again due to the rules of "Death Battle".
Boomstick: To make it short and sweet on my part, Stewie Griffin is a homicidal baby that wants complete world domination!
Wiz: This one-year-old is not meant to be messed with. If you do mess with him, he'll probably kill you. Not joking, he WILL kill you if provoked.
Boomstick: Stewie Griffin is the youngest member of the Griffin family, but don't yet his young appearance fool you. He's a damn psychopath!
Wiz: Born on June 30 1999, Stewie Griffin has a very sophisticated psyche and is able to speak fluently in an upper-class English accent. When he was born, his birth doctor found a map of Europe with plans to bomb its capitals inside Lois, his mother.
Boomstick: From that day on, he was shown not to be a normal kid, but a kid with the mind of a criminal. His weapon arsenal is full of classic weapons. These weapons include a machine gun, a tommy gun, a chainsaw, a machete, a flame thrower, a rocket launcher, a crossbow, a laser gun, a few hand grenades, a handgun, and even a harpoon gun. This is one of the reasons you should think twice about messing with Stewie!
Wiz: Not to mention his abilities! He can run fast, jump high, trick his enemies, punch hard, kick hard, and even bite hard. He can yell or curse up a storm, and he can even invent things.
Boomstick: Over the years of the "Family Guy" show, Stewie has invented many futuristic inventions, such as a mind controlling device, a carbonite freeze gun, a hypnotic control device, a hovering drill machine, a teleporter device, a multiverse traveler, a Peter-Bot, a clone machine, rocket skis, a weather device, and even a God-damn time machine! Wow, this is one badass little kid.
Wiz: His inventions are very cool and technologically advanced, and he uses them multiple times. However, due to the rules of "Death Battle", Stewie can't use his time machine. But he can use any of his other inventions.
Boomstick: This all proves one thing…if you want to bully a kid, please make sure that kid is not Stewie.
Wiz: However, he's not PERFECT. When his friend Brian gets into a dangerous situation, its been shown since Stewie and Brain are friends, Stewie CAN get distracted from any of his battles to help save Brian.
Boomstick: Wait, what?! Why on Earth does he care so much at Brian?
Wiz: Well, in one episode, he mentions that because of neglect from Peter, his father, he sees Brain as a fatherly figure, more than Peter. So, because of this, Stewie can get emotional and weak sometimes.
Boomstick: But despite this, Stewie Griffin is still one badass kid!
Introduction to The Delightful Children From Down The Lane:
Boomstick: Man, this is the longest name for any opponent ever featured here on "Death Battle". But don't like the word "Delightful" fool you as looks can be deceiving. These kids are FAR from nice or delightful.
Wiz: The DCFDTL are, for all intents and purposes, one single being; they always speak in perfect synchronization and stand together in group formation at all times.
Boomstick: But each individual kid does have a normal name. Their known normal names are: Bruce (short, blond boy), David (tall, brunet boy), Lenny (boy in football helmet), Constance (short, dark brown-haired girl) and Ashley (as she as referred to by fans) (tall, blond-haired girl).
Wiz: But for the battle to go by easier, we'll just refer to them by the abbreviation of "DCFDTL". After all, the usual name is too long anyways.
Boomstick: Although the Delightful Children answer to Father, they are seen acting independently from him just as often. The Delightful Children rarely partake in direct physical combat, usually sending other villains to do their work and controlling large combat machines.
Wiz: Although the secondary antagonists of the show, they make more appearances in the series than any other villain, and more than any character other than the five members of Sector V. They are also obsessed with behaving properly and wish to become adults as soon as possible.
Boomstick: Well, they have a long way to go before that happens. And man, do they have a long journey ahead of them.
Wiz: All five children have icy, light blue eyes. They wear school uniforms; the three boys are wearing blue uniforms with gray badges, red ties and brown shoes, and the two girls wear white sailor-like dresses with sky blue stripes and matching scarfs with white Mary Jane shoes and pink socks.
Boomstick: But that's enough of what they all look like. Now, let's talk about their backstory…
Wiz: is revealed in "Operation: Z.E.R.O." that the Delightful Children are the operatives of the legendary "lost sector" of the KND, Sector Z. They were captured by Father and placed in his prototype Delightfulization Chamber, which had much stronger effects than intended ("Eleventy Billion-fold", in fact), and completely destroyed the children's individual identities, destroying the unstable machine and creating the hive mind that is the DCFDTL.
Boomstick: The Delightful Children celebrate "their" birthday five times a year, as they are technically five people. Each time, they prepare a delicious cake they intend to eat without sharing with any other kids and force their "guests" to watch as they do so. Sector V personally attempts to stop them from eating their cake at all costs whenever they celebrate their birthday, which occurs six times throughout the series and composes a recurring storyline, throughout which this simplistic scenario is repeated with several variations and exaggerated to absurd lengths. In each of these episodes, the cake is stolen, destroyed or in some way rendered inedible for the Delightful Children, save for Operation: S.I.X., where Numbuh 2 is tricked into personally delivering their cake to them.
Wiz: This leads to Numbuh 362 giving the mission to Sector W in "Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S." Their first appearance was in "Operation: C.A.K.E.D.", the very first episode of the series after "No P in the Ool" and the first installment in the aforementioned "C.A.K.E.D." series. Their connection to Father was first revealed in Operation: G.R.O.W.-U.P., also the latter's first appearance, in which he gives them use of the "Really Really Incredibly Destructive Machine" and the Age-Changing Cigar from "Operation: C.A.B.L.E.T.V.". Using these items, the Delightful Children successfully destroy Sector V's treehouse and turn Numbuh 1 into an adult, but they are later defeated along with Father at the end of the season finale.
Boomstick: The Delightful Children have almost never gotten along or worked together with Sector V. However, in "Operation: Z.O.O.", they and Sector V had to work together to escape their zoo enclosures (which they were not on board with at first), only to later reveal their entrapment was part of an elaborate set-up to destroy Sector V.
Wiz: In "Operation: P.A.R.T.Y." they called Sector V to help them get the Teenagers out of their mansion before Father returns home. At first, Numbuh 1 doesn't care about this situation, but the Delightful Children remind him that it's the KND's job to help kids no matter what the consequences are, to which Numbuhs 2-5 agree with the Delightful Children. Numbuh 1 does agree eventually, but he still doesn't trust them.
Boomstick: In "Operation: F.U.G.I.T.I.V.E." it was revealed they keep their toenails in a jar, which Numbuh 86 finds disgusting. Later on, they lose their grip on the jar. When the jar spills, the majority of the toenails land in Numbuh 86's hair, making her scream and run around in circles. When Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 5 saw her covered in toenails, they were grossed out. The Delightful Children, unconcerned about Numbuh 86, tell them, "Don't just stand there! Help us pick up our toenail collection!"
Wiz: In "Operation: U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R.", Lenny, the child with the helmet, is apparently revealed to be an undercover KND operative and leaves the DCFDTL to assist the team during their attack on the coffee rig, during which time he functions independently and acts like a normal kid. However, this is revealed to be a ruse, and Lenny returns to the Delightful Children towards the end of the episode. Even after this is revealed, Lenny alone is responsible for the error that causes the Delightful Children's defeat, for which the other four call him an idiot, which could mean he might be still against their plans.
Boomstick: In "Operation: F.O.U.N.T.A.I.N.", it was revealed that the Delightful Children were responsible for making Numbuh 1 bald, which was done in such a way that his hair would never grow back. This occurred shortly before he joined the KND, and is never shown and only briefly mentioned, leaving the circumstances of the incident up to the imagination of the viewer. At that same episode, they kidnap Leaky Leona and attempt to destroy the Fountain of Youth in order to prevent anyone from remaining a kid forever, but they failed.
Wiz: One of the worst things that the Delightful Children has done was in Operation: B.U.T.T. when they were going to put a picture of Numbuh 1's butt in the school yearbook to attempt to make him quit his team, with thousands of Robot Crabs taking a picture of his butt. The plan was foiled by the rest of Sector V, and are left embarrassed and run away from the Robot Crabs.
Boomstick: In "Operation: E.L.E.C.T.I.O.N.S.", they make a deal with Chad to let the students of his middle school enslave the students of Gallagher Elementary in exchange for being "promoted" to middle school level, thereby becoming "that much closer to glorious adulthood."
Wiz: In "Operation: C.A.K.E.D.F.I.V.E.", Father creates a moon-sized ice cream cake for his children and attempts to destroy all other ice cream in the universe, planning to have all the children in the world watch as they eat the last ice cream in existence. Father's plan failed, and the delightfuls are covered by the cake itself upon crash landed.
Boomstick: In "Operation: I.T.", the Delightful Children betray their "father" in order to stop his plan to spread broccoli throughout the world to force feed to children, which even they are against, because they are still children, and even they hate broccoli, so they help Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 362 to stop Father.
Wiz: In "Operation: Z.E.R.O.", after the revelation of Sector Z, the Delightful Children are re-commissioned by the re-commissioning Module, restoring them to their former selves as KND operatives; Numbuhs 0.1, 0.2, 0.3, 0.4 and 0.5. However, the effects of delightfulization were so powerful that any reversion is temporary, and the re-commissioning module's effects wear off during the final battle on the moon base. Sector Z's final words to Numbuh 1 as the delightfulization takes hold again are "Tell... the Kids Next Door... that we miss them!" Now, back to their delightfulized selves forever, they pummel Numbuh 1 mercilessly. But Nigel defeats them, and sending them to space in a escape pod.
Boomstick: This is one HUGE backstory. But now, let's talk about their abilities...
Wiz: The DCFDTL are extremely intelligent and can operating heavy machinery and evil fighting robots. They can turn kids into adults, fire laser beams, destroy buildings, and even use radars to track down members of "Kids Next Door". They also have vegetable shooters, rope launchers, and even sharp tools!
Boomstick: So, as you can see Stewie's 4th opponent of Season 2 is no easy person. Its 5 intelligent and evil children who should NEVER be messed with! So, let's see how it all goes down in this epic battle to the death…
And now, the actual battle to the death…
(The scene begins in the afternoon, with the DCFDTL at a cemetery, looking sad over Father's grave…)
DCFDTL: Father, we'll miss you. (drops flowers over the grave) But we'll avenge you. The moment we find your killer, he or she shall be killed by us. (sniffs)
(The DCFDTL do not notice Stewie Griffin standing right behind them, grinning at them all…)
Stewie: Sad moment, isn't?
DCFDTL (turn around to face Stewie): What do you mean by that?
Stewie: Well, you now have no father to raise you all. Sad, isn't it? Well, it's a shame that he died, but I bet you would be glad to know who his killer is.
DCFDTL: Wait, you know the killer?!
Stewie (grins): As a matter of fact, I do. (reaches behind his back) I'll give you one hint…He's right in front of you!
DCFDTL: Wait…you killed our father?!
Stewie (pulls out machine gun): Yes, I did! And now, you pathetic children are next! (clocks gun)
DCFDTL (frowns): OH YEAH!? (pull out laser guns) Not unless we kill you first!
Stewie: Bring it on, you little shits!
FIGHT!
DCFDTL (attacks Stewie by firing lasers): Take that!
Stewie (dodges laser beams and fires machine gun): NEVER! EAT LEAD!
DCFDTL (dodges bullets and runs out of laser beams) Hmmm, no lasers. (pulls out knife guns) Well then, eat steel you little brat! (fires knives)
Stewie (jumps up high to dodge knives): You'll never win! (pulls out shot gun) TAKE THIS! (shoots a bullet, hitting Lenny (the boy in football helmet), killing him instantly) HA-HA! That's one down!
Remaining DCFDTL: AAAAAHHHHH! You killed Lenny!
Stewie (laughs): HAHA! I sure did! (aims shotgun at other children) Now, anyone else want to get shot!?
DCFDTL: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! (runs away in fear) HELP! SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL US! HEEEEEEEEEELP!
Stewie (chases after them): GET BACK HERE! (clocks shot gun) I MUST KILL YOU ALL!
DCFDTL (runs onto bench and jumps off, landing on top of a speeding bus): HAHA! Now you can't catch us!
Stewie (gets onto his bike and speeds after the bus): Think again, you shitty kids! (aims Tommy gun and fires it at the DCFDTL, hitting Ashley (the tall, blond-haired girl), killing her instantly)
Remaining DCFDTL: ASHELY, NOOOOOOOO! (pulls out a book bag, open it up, pulling out a remote control) You little brat! You're going to pay for that! (turns on remote, causing several long robotic arms to shoot out of the book bag, going after Stewie) IT'S PINCHING TIME!
Stewie (dodges pinching robotic arms): AH-HA! Guess again! (pulls out chainsaw and slices the pinchers off the robotic arms) HA! Now, you have no pinchers to pinch me!
DCFDTL (pulls out a vegetable shooter): EAT VEGGIES, YOU LITTLE BRAT! (fires random vegetables at Stewie)
Stewie (dodges vegetables): EEEEEWWWW! Don't you kids ever eat any GOOD foods? Cake? Ice cream? Cookies? Pie? Brownies? Candy?
DCFDTL: Only on our birthday! (runs out of vegetables) Drat, we missed!
Stewie (pulls out harpoon gun): PREPARE TO DIE! (fires harpoon as bus turns left, hitting a lamppost light instead) Shit, I missed!
DCFDTL: HAHA! YOU SURE DID! (pulls out Adult-Gun) Ready to become an adult?! (fires ray as the bus makes another left turn)
Stewie (dodges ray): CRAP! (turns bike to the left, almost hitting a random dog) JUST DIE, ALREADY, BRATS! (pulls out crossbow and fires arrows at the DCFDTL)
DCFDTL (dodges the arrows, jumps off the truck, and tackles Stewie to the ground, knocking over his bike) You've been a bad boy! Time for some spankings! (smacks Stewie all over his face)
Stewie: OW! OW! OUCH! OUCH! AAAHHH! AAAHHH! OUCH, THAT HURTS! OW, STOP IT! OW! PLEASE, STOP IT! OUCH! OW! OW! OW! OW! OUCH! OUT, THAT HURTS! STOP IT! (begins to cry)
DCFDTL: NEVER! You killed two of our siblings, and now, you must pay the price with 1,000,000 spankings!
Stewie (begins punching the DCFDTL, fighting back very hard): OH YEAH!? (pulls out machete and swings it hard, cutting off the head of), Constance (the short, dark brown-haired girl), killing her instantly)
Remaining DCFDTL (grabs Stewie and lifts him off the ground): THAT'S THE THRID ONE OF US YOU KILLED! (faces redden)
Stewie (laughs): Yeah, so?
DCFDTL (pulls out new laser guns): We are going to burn you into ashes!
Stewie (pulls out flamethrower): OH YEAH!? (fires flamethrower, setting the remaining two children on fire)
DCFDTL (in pain): AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (let go off Stewie, drop onto the ground, and roll, putting out the fire) Big mistake, right there! (fires laser guns at Stewie, missing him as he dodges the laser beams)
Stewie (drops flamethrower and pulls out katana): DODGE THIS, YOU LITTLE SHITS! (swings katana at David (the tall, brunet boy), cutting off his head, killing him instantly)
Remaining DCFDTL (Bruce, the short, blond boy): YOU KILLED ALL OF MY SIBLINGS! (kicks the katana out of Stewie's hand and grabs Stewie by the neck collar, lifting him off the ground) Well, well, well, well…it looks like I've caught you now…
Stewie (shivers in fear): LET ME GO! Please! I'm sorry for killing your father! I really am! Can't we just settle this matter like reasonable gentlemen?
DCFDTL: No. (pulls out knife) It's time for you to suffer. You killed my dad, and now, its time that I return the favor. (puts blade up to Stewie's neck) Any last words?
Stewie (shivers): Well, as a matter of fact, I do have some last words…
DCFDTL (lowers knife): What are these last words?
Stewie (reaches behind his back): My last words…are…THIS! (suddenly pulls out kitchen knife and slashes it on Bruce's throat very quickly, slitting it, killing him instantly)
(Bruce dies and let's go of Stewie, falling over onto the ground. His neck continues to bleed as Stewie puts his knife away, and walks away…)
Stewie (grins): HAHA! Now THAT'S what I call a surprise death attack (laughs) Well, I better be on my way! (puts his rocket-powered bike back upright, gets up onto his bike, and speeds off) Well, now to go find something to eat. I'm really hungry right now. (speeds off to find something to eat)
KO!
Boomstick: OH MAN! THAT WAS SO EPIC!
Wiz: As you can see, the DCFDTL and Stewie were both evenly skilled in combat, but Stewie's history of being undefeated and his lethal weapon arsenal gave him the bigger advantage that he needed to win.
Boomstick: Despite the DCFDTL's skills, weapons, intelligence, and abilities, they just didn't match up to Stewie enough to beat him at his own game.
Wiz: And in the past, the DCFDTL have been defeated DOZENS of times before by the "Kids Next Door" children, outsmarting them by 110%!
Boomstick: Now, all of the "Kids Next Door" children can rejoice in peace and harmony, knowing that the DCFDTL are dead and are burning in Hell for all that they did in the past.
Wiz: Once again, the winner is Stewie Griffin.
Boomstick: Thank for all for watching and we'll see you all next time on "Death Battle!"
Wiz: He's Boomstick and I'm Wiz, signing off.
THE END!
Well, that's it for chapter 4 of Season 2 of this very epic miniseries. It looks like Stewie Griffin has won once again. Yep! Not even the Delightful Children From Down The Lane can defeat this homicidal baby. Yep, NOTHING CAN STOP HIM! In the next chapter, Stewie Griffin shall take on ANOTHER opponent. Who is this next opponent? Well, you'll just have to read and find out for yourself. I'm not going to spoil it all now. Well, what on Earth are we all waiting for? Let's all move on to chapter 5 of Season 2 of this very epic and action-packed miniseries.
