But I'm Lovable
Carlisle: But i'm, lovable :cry:
Emmett: You had your chance. They're with me now ;D
Jasper: That's what you think! -o-
Emmett: What was that?
Jasper: I said they feel sorry for you, little o'l teddy bear!
Emmett: *tackles* :scream: Bastard! :scream:
Edward: You're acting like children -_-
Jasper and Emmett: Coming from the guy who refuses to bite his lover!!!
Edward: *twitch twitch*
Emmett: Think we hit a soft spot -w-
Jasper: He won't do anything. He's too busy cooking for little Bella
Edward: Screw it! Get your asses over here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Later that day The man with the bigger penis won. Edward and Emmett were tied to a pole butt naked.