A/N: So, I don't know how many of you, or if anyone of you have played the game I'm about to describe. I used to play all the time my freshman year of college … ah memories. Anyway, I put a seating chart in my profile along with song links, to kind of give you a visual about how they're all sitting. Enjoy my little ones!
Oh and this was my favorite review from last chapter from xshoebugx:
please sir (miss?)
can i have more!..
screw asking nicely..
i love the idea..
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Again: Stephanie Meyer owns my world and Twilight as well. I just make her characters bend to my will.
APOV
Rose smiled and slowly lifted the lid of the box off. Bella's eyes lit up at the sight of it and quickly Rose set it upright. I couldn't take my eyes off Jasper, he was just so beautiful. There had to be a better word to describe him. But all I could think of was how I wanted run my fingers through his shaggy blond hair preferably while we were caught in a hot lip lock. I shook my head and got back on track.
"Let's get ready to play some… JENGA!" I grinned.
The perplexed look on Emmett, Jasper and Edward's faces was priceless. I had to stifle a giggle and put on my serious face. The boys looked around at each other, trying to figure out if this was a joke.
"Jenga?" Emmett finally spoke. He looked confused. "I thought we were going to play a drinking game? Like, Kings or Asshole? Or even strip poker?"
Rose licked her bottom lip and pouted it. "You don't want to play Jenga with us Emmie Bear?" She took her hand and squeezed his thigh lightly. "I promise it'll be fun."
"But… but its Jenga. What's fun about that?" He questioned. His eyes were glued to the spot on his thigh where Rose's hand was still touching.
It took everything we had not to laugh at the guys, but we figured that we should let them know what was going on before they decided to bail and ruin our fun.
"Well, actually it's a modified version of Jenga." Bella picked up one of the top tiles and showed them, "We like to call Sex Jenga."
Hearing the name of our little Jenga game was enough to perk their eyebrows up. I turned and looked at Jasper, taking in the sight of his gorgeous eyes and perfect mouth. He caught me staring and I winked – he blushed.
"Each of these tiles has something written on it – 2 things to be exact." Bella began to explain the rules. "One dare and one drinking. When you pull a tile you have to do whatever the tile says – and trust me, these are not your average dares." I saw her look at Edward and bite her bottom lip seductively and I could have sworn I heard him gasp at the sight.
I was giddy, partly from the alcohol but more from the anticipation that was building for this game. Finally, I was going to get some relief from living without sex for weeks, okay months, and a little revenge on the boys upstairs.
"And there are 3 freebie tiles, that you can keep for yourself or give to a friend in need, but if you do give away your freebie – the next tile that person draws you must do." Rose picked up where Bella left off. "And if you knock the tower down, the other players get to pick a tile at random and you must do one off each tile drawn."
"Hell, I'm game. This sounds way better than porn and Rockband!" Emmett boomed enthusiastically. The others nodded and making sure that everyone had a drink - the game began.
BPOV
I put my hand gently on Edward's arm, "Why don't you do the honors of going first?" I flashed him my sexiest smile.
"Uh… s… sure." Edward stuttered in reply. I giggled and blushed slightly. Oh my god, I was like 14 year old girl getting to play Spin the Bottle with my crush! But who cares, the vodka was kicking in and I was feeling gutsy.
Edward leaned over and slid a tile out easily. He knitted his brows while reading the tile out loud, "Okay the drinking one is … take 2 shots - and the dare is -" His eyes bugged out of his head and he shook it furiously. "No way am I doing that! I don't even know you people! Nu-uh!"
"What is it Eddie?" I gave him my best innocent face. I scooted closer to him under the guise of reading the tile when in reality I just needed to be closer to him "Is it too much to handle?" I made sure my mouth was right next to his ear as I said that last statement in a huskier voice.
"No, it's just… oh man. Dare – strip down to your underwear and socks." He said with a hint of apprehension. "Well, I'm doing those shots before I get naked."
We all started hooting and hollering, and I had to say the idea of Edward in his boxers was mighty damn appealing.
"WAIT!" Alice jumped up and ran over to the iPod, she looked like she was hooking something else up to it, while I poured him a double shot of Absolut and handed him it. He took it, only grimacing slightly as it went down. He stood up, getting reading to take off what he was wearing.
As he was kicking his shoes off the iPod roared to life.
"Oh my god Alice you're genius!" Rose clapped her hands together. Emmett and Jasper looked like they were in pain from holding back laughter as Right Said Fred began flowing out of the speakers.
"Give us a show big boy!" Emmett cried, and Edward looked frozen in place.
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts! Edward turned a shade of red that I thought was only achievable by me, before starting to take his zip up off.
"Yeah baby, take it off!" I screamed.
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party. No way I'm disco dancing. He grinned, obviously getting into a little more, and whipped his sweater around his head and flung it towards the door. I'm a model you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the cat walk. He reached up and slowly pulled the hem of his shirt up, shaking his hips back and forth. He was really getting into this. I saw Alice reach in a drawer and throw a dollar bill at him.
On the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah, I do my little turn on the catwalk. He threw his shirt at me and I screamed like a crazed teenager. I have to admit, his shirt smelled amazing, I couldn't tell what it was and as I was trying to figure it out I saw his stomach.
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
My jaw must have hit the floor because I heard snickering from everyone else in the room. Edward had the most perfect abs I had ever seen, they were toned but not disgustingly so. Every couture and surface was gleaning with a slight layer of sweat and it took everything in me not to run my hands all over his body. My eyes were as big as saucers as I took in the sight of his naked torso.
It took me a minute to realize he was now taking his belt off. He undid the buckle and then turned around in tune with the song. I'm a model you know what I mean, And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk. He started shaking his ass at us, sliding his belt out of the loops and threw it at Jasper, blowing him a kiss. He laughed and slid his pants down and kicking them off to the side.
I'm too sexy for my cat. Edward did a little growl at this point, it was supposed to be fun and playful but it was really hot and I felt myself getting wet. The song kept going and Edward kept dancing around.
As it was coming to an end, he stood there with a smug look on his face, in a pair of white boxers with little green clovers all over them with "Wanna get lucky?" on the waistband. Yes please! I thought to myself. And I'm too sexy for this song! The iPod went silent and we all stared at him as he struck a pose.
"Edward, I uh… never knew you moonlighted as a Chippendale's dancer!" Emmett wiggled his eyebrows and started laughing. "That was ballsy." He was holding his sides from laughing so hard. Jasper was crying and Alice and Rose were on their sides laughing.
"I have no shame in my game." Edward said proudly as he took his seat in between Alice and me. "And what's with the 'I'm too sexy for my cat' part – that's just strange." Alice reached over, fiddled with something, and pushed "resume" on the iPod and we continued.
"I do believe its Bella's turn." Edward said smugly. I shot him my biggest shit eating grin and pulled out one of the tiles.
"Oh yay – waterfall for my drinking and hmm… 'Kiss the person sitting directly across from you anywhere but the lips." I looked straight ahead and was met with Jasper's blue eyes filled with shock. I grinned and stood up, "Alright let's get this waterfall going!" (A/N: A waterfall is where everyone drinks, starting with the first person, who continues to drink, then the second, third, fourth...etc... No one can stop drinking until the first person stops. In this case, no one can stop until Bella does.)
We were all standing and I started drinking, forgetting for a second that these drinks were made horribly wrong with too much alcohol, but I didn't want to look like a lightweight so I decided to drink the entirety my 2/3 full cup. I looked around and saw Alice was giving me a frantic look so I cut it off early. We refilled our drinks before sitting back down.
As we all sat down, starting to feel the vodka take its hold on our inhibitions, I eyed Jasper. "Well, looks like its part two of my turn now." I glanced at Alice who had a piercing look in her eye, I winked to let her know that this didn't mean anything and she lessened the death stare a little.
"Now here's the fun part, where to kiss, where to kiss." I crawled forward making sure not to knock the Jenga tower over, and I eyed him and then grinned. I let my lips brush against his cheek and brought them down the spot where the ear and neck meet the jaw line. I let my lips mold around that spot, lightly flicking my tongue against it, barely touching the skin. I heard someone let out a small hiss but not from Jasper, he was sitting perfectly still as I pulled away with a barely audible moan.
I leaned back and watched Jasper look at Alice, who nodded and gave a little smile, and let out the breath he was holding. "Damn Bella, you must have one lucky boyfriend."
I grinned. "Oh me? No, no one really asks me out." I shrugged knowing the truth was that I didn't think anyone was worthy of me.
"That's impossible. You're hot, like smoking hot; you must have guys tripping over themselves to get to you. Not to mention bringing back the fashion of having to walk with a binder over your crotch." Emmett was saying. "But don't get me wrong, you're all hot but Rose's ass has nothing on you!"
Rose beamed with pride and said "Emmie bear, you're next."
RPOV
This is what I was waiting for, I mean, I needed him to pull one of the tiles that would let me get some alone time with him. I said a silent prayer and took a huge gulp of my drink.
I mean, it was hard taking my eyes off Edward's perfect stomach, but he was a little too lean for me. And Jasper – I thought he was going to fall over after Bella kissed him like that, and poor Alice was trying so hard not to rip Bella's hair out. But that was the game, and after all isn't that what this was.
Emmett reached over and grabbed a tile hastily, making the whole structure wobble slightly.
"Oh SHIT! Thank god it didn't fall. Okay, so let's see what I gotta do." Emmett read his tile to himself first before reading it out loud. "Interesting. Well I have to do a body shot off the shortest person in the room for my drinking part, and then I have to take the person on my left and switch underwear with them." I gulped; he was going to wear my underwear.
"Wait the shortest person… that's me!" Alice exclaimed. She looked nervous but I shot her a smile telling her to keep this going, we needed to give them some sort of payback – but at this point I wouldn't mind screwing Emmett and calling it a day.
"Alright pixie girl, let's do this." He was grinning like an idiot and I wanted to put him in his place, but I let him continue.
They settled on doing a very safe body shot, in my opinion, salt on the wrist, shot in cleavage and lemon in her hand. Emmett, being almost 3 times the size of Alice, didn't want to overpower her and she didn't want Jasper to get the wrong idea. Man, I had never seen Alice get worked up over a guy that she didn't even know, but her eyes never left him.
I hope she stuck to the plan; we can't afford any slip ups!
I looked at Emmett and smiled. "So, give it up." He looked at me confused and I laughed. "You know what I want, your underwear." He finally understood and looked around the room.
"Well where can I take them off?" He asked. BINGO! I had the perfect place.
"Well, why don't we go to the community bathroom, no one else is on the floor right now so I know that no one will walk in." I answered him, lightly running my fingertips up and down his bicep, leaving a little trail of goose bumps behind. I looked over at Bella and Alice, raising my eyebrow slightly and giving them an "I've got this on lockdown" look.
I stood up and started for the door. "Well, are you coming?" I purred, emphasizing the double meaning of the last word, looking over my shoulder and curling my index finger in a "come here" motion.
His look in his eyes was enough to keep this little game going. I was walking slowly, deliberately. With every step I over emphasized the sway in my hips, jutting them out slightly farther than usual, making my ass look even more amazing that when I walked normally.
I heard him scramble to get up, I opened up the door and looked back in time to see him trip over the edge of the carpet we were sitting on. I giggled to myself and then help my composure. Okay Rose, turn on the big guns.
I bit my lip, still looking at Emmett and allowed him to catch up to me. Walking out into the hallway, I grabbed his hand and led him to where the bathroom was. I squeezed it slightly, punching in the familiar code and opened up the door.
A/N: Don't you just hate me?! If I get 20 reviews I'll do a double post on Sunday complete with one male POV - review with whose POV you'd want to - I love love love reviews.
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