Heyy ^^ Okay. So here is the ending. This one was fun to write, I must say. I want to thank you for your amazing reviews, they are greatly appreciated. Luv Always!

Disclaimer: I do not own Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. Me: Hah, you wish you had a sharpener like mine. It speakes morse code. Miranda: No it doesn't... and it's mine 0-o


"Ned? Ned?" I think that Ned had some kind of sleeping disorder. It was the morning after Video Game Pizza Night. Yeah, we're in college and we still have Video Game Pizza Night.

Ned was sleeping, his arm draped over my waist as he continued snoring. Boy, that guy could sleep through three earthquakes, a fire, and the apocolypse.

I slid out from under the covers and walked into the dorm's kitchen. I filled a pot of water and made my way to the bedroom.

"Ned... you there yet?"

No response.

"Fine, have it your way... well technically my way... but you get the picture. Eh, Ned?"

No response.

I flipped the pot of ice cold water on to the lump under the floral printed covers of my bed.

Ned shifted slightly.

Was that it? Seriously? Was he like... dead or something? No... he couldn't be... he shifted.

Okay, this calls for operation GNTHOOB. Thats right. I can make an acronym like the best of them.

If you still don't get it, it's "Operation Get Ned The Hell Out Of Bed."

I got dressed and walked two dorms over.

"Cookie!" I banged my fist against the door repetatively.

There was some shuffling and a few shh's. Someone was obviously in there with him.

"Hey Moze!" Cookie greeted me hastily.

"What's going on?"

"N-nothing... what's up."

There was a figure in a pink bathrobe making his or her way to another room.

I opened the door fully to find Lisa wrapped in a bathrobe, looking shocked.

"Care to explain anyone?"

"Heh... well... Lisa and I finally got togther."

I smirked.

"I can see that. I can also see that you lack pants. Go get some and come with me."

"Uh... why? Can't you see I'm busy."

"Just come with me. Don't you have physics class in like twenty minutes anyway?"

Cookie glanced at the digital clock behind him.

"Oh my gosh I do!" Cookie scrambled to get dressed and I stood at the door, leaning knowingly that Cookie always sets his clock an hour early. Idiot.

I still don't understand why he does that. He says it's to keep him more alert. I just let Cookie be Cookie.

By the time he was finished, he started to realize that something was up.

"Hey... wait a secon-"

"No time." I shouted.

I grabbed onto Cookie and dragged him back to my dorm. I explained everything quickly to him as best I could.

"Have you tried dumping water on him?"

"Yeah... nothing."

"Is he dead?"

"No, he's breathing."

"Make him muffins."

"Muffins?"

"Yeah, that should suffice. Okay, no more intterupting Cookie and Lisa time." Cookie left and I shuddered.

I started on the muffins and as soon as they were done, who came crawiling lazily out of the bedroom, but dopey himself.

"Hey, babe."

"Don't you babe me. Why on earth did you not wake up when I poured water on you... not to mention it being ice cold."

"Didn't feel like it."

I scoffed.

"You are such a... a..." Ned came over and wrapped his arms around my waist. He was soaking wet and cold, yet he still managed to fluster me. He always knew how to use his powers of being my boyfriend for his own benefit.

That was fine, though, I could do the same to him.

"So... are we going to stand here all day or am I going to get a muffin?"

"What do you think this is? A strictly muffin relationship?"

"Yes."

"Oh... well that's too bad, because," I quickly took the tray of muffins out from under him and slyly made my way to the trash can. "I don't think you'd want these ones."

"Well let's not get too hasty here. I mean, we don't want to waste perfectly good muffins." Ned started to come towards me.

"No... I don't think we need them. I think I'll give them to Cookie."

"NO! WE CAN'T DO THAT."

"Why not?"

"Oh... uh... because... Cookie... only eats... Cookies?"

I laughed and threw the muffins out the door and locked it quickley.

"MOZE!? ARE YOU INSANE!?"

"They're just muffins..."

Ned made his way towards me.

I pushed myself against the door to prevent anyone from coming in and out of the dorm.

Before long, Ned was pressed against me, kissing me. It was sickeningly adorable. Man, how I hated he used his powers like that!

I moved away from the door, now against a wall.

Ned pulled away and darted out the door like a little kid, laughing.

"Ha! I got the muffins."

I laughed and sat down with him, taking a muffin for myself.

"These are good."

"Mhmm, really good."

"So what do we do now?"

"Want to... go on a road trip?"

"Oh, we are not starting that again. The last time we went on a road trip I broke my leg in four places, not to mention we got lost in the woods."

"Yeah, maybe, but we also got together."

I smiled.

"You can be such a nerd."

"You were the smart one."

"Were? Please, I still am."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah, and you'd better agree with me."

"And you're still a bully."

I retracted my metaphorical claws.

"Sorry."

"It's fine. So do you want to?"

I thought about it. Why not? I mean, We'd be ending school soon, it'd be fun. Maybe.

"I guess. We inviting Cookie?"

"Of course."

"Well then I'll have another girl with me."

"The last time I checked, Cookie was a guy..."

"You checked?"

"No... I mean... I... go away!"

"You're the one who's my guest, stupid! Anyway, no I mean that Lisa and Cookie are together."

"Finally! Took them long enough."

"I know, right?"

"Okay, I guess we should start packing then?"

"I guess we should. I'll go warn Cookie."

"I love how you use the term warn for this road trip." I smiled.

This... was going to be interesting to say the least, and I couldn't be more excited.