Rebirth of the Shitennou

Krissie: Welcome to the 2nd chapter~ Now I'd like to take this time to answer the reviews!

Godloverk (Guest): Yes, the Shitennou are good. Somewhat. They're little trouble makers.

Moonprincess998: I will try to update as soon as possible, but I also want to give ya'll a good story so it might be a while between chapters. As far as the Senshi and the Shitennou being together? Yeah, I do have plans for it, but later on in the story.

LoveInTheBattleField: I have seen Sailor Moon Crystal. I have my phone set up to wake me up each Saturday that a new episode airs. I can talk about Crystal all day right now. Thank you for your support!

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Chapter 2:

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When the bright light finally dimmed, everyone stood around stunned for a moment. Then Mamoru noticed a problem. He went to cover Usagi's eyes, but he turned and found the 17 year old facing the other way staring at her shoes.

"Did it work, Mamo-chan?" she asked with a smile.

Mamoru stared at her dumbfounded. He looked over at the four generals who were still a bit disoriented. "Yeah. It worked. Sort of." Mamoru stated.

"I said to test it on Jadeite!" Zoisite whined as he stomped his foot.

"How come we don't have clothes?" Kunzite asked as he clasped his hands in front of himself.

"I'm not sure. It happened with the four sisters too." Usagi stated. "I'm going to leave now. Mamo-chan, do you think you can loan them some clothes?" The blond walked out of the room, being very careful not to turn her head in the wrong way.

"You guys just chill in here until I bring you some clothes." Mamoru stated.

"Yeah, because we're so going to wonder around naked with Princess Serenity here." Nephrite rolled his eyes. Zoisite began to laugh. Jadeite tried to stifle his laugh.

Mamoru's eyes widened a bit as he left the room. Kunzite turned to Nephrite.

"Do you have to be a smartass?"

Nephrite thought for a moment. "Yes."

Zoisite burst out with a loud laugh as Jadeite turned his back to them in an attempt to hide his laughter.

"Zoisite! Jadeite! Don't encourage him." Kunzite chastised.

"What did we do?" The two younger Shitennou asked.

Elsewhere in the apartment, the doorbell began to ring. Usagi walked to the door and opened it up.

"Hey guys," She greeted the four girls at the door. "What brings you girls here?"

"You were talking about reviving the Shitennou." Rei stated. "We came to make sure you didn't do anything stupid."

"Are you sure you it's something you want to go through with Usagi?" Mina asked as they entered the apartment. "After all, using the Silver Crystal can really drain you."

"Oh don't worry guys, I'm fine. Mamo-chan and I already revived the Shitennou."

"You what." Rei screamed.

"Really, where are they?" Mako asked as she began to wonder inside.

"In Mamo-chan's study." Usagi answered. "But I wouldn't go-"

"Good because I've got a bone to pick with them." Rei began to march to Mamoru's study. "I want to make sure they know not to try and kill us."

"That's true. We need to set ground rules with them." Mina agreed, following Rei's footsteps.

"We need to talk with you guys." Rei nearly yelled as she opened the door to Mamoru's study. Then she, Mako, and Mina froze.

Jadeite and Zoisite eeped and darted behind the bookshelf. Unfortunately, Jadeite got there first and didn't want Zoisite in the corner. He pushed the youngest Shitennou off the island.

"Hey! No fair!" Zoisite whined.

"I got here first! Go find a different hiding place." Jadeite ordered.

"No fair. There's room over there. Share!"

"I don't want you breathing my air."

"Kunzite!" Zoisite turned to him with tears in his eyes.

Kunzite, by this time, had decided to cover himself by standing behind the computer chair. He lifted his head to look at Zoisite, than he glanced up at Jadeite. He heaved a sigh as he wasn't sure what to do.

"Let me handle this." Nephrite patted the oldest Shitennou on the shoulder. He turned to the three girls at the door. "Excuse me ladies, but do you mind? You're gawking is rude and as you can see, it's making the three virgins here uncomfortable." Nephrite waved his arm to gesture to the other three Shitennou, who were promptly glaring at him. "Now pick up your jaws, close the door, and walk away until we're properly dressed. You have 30 seconds before I do it for you."

Nephrite then turned to the grandfather clock to count the seconds down. When he counted to 30, he turned and shook his head. They were still standing there gawking! They act as if they had never seen a naked man before. He walked over to the door. "Pardon me." He said with a small smile and a bow. He gently removed Rei's hand from the door. "We will have a proper conversation once we're properly dressed." He leaned down and gently tapped Mina's and Rei's jaws up. Then his eyes widened some as he realized Mako's height. "Aw, someone I don't have to break my back to look at in the eye. See you later." He tapped her jaw up and flashed her his pearly whites before he closed the door. "The door is closed now. You guys can stop hiding now."

Jadeite glared at the tall, brunette man. Zoisite crossed his arms and gave a look of judgment. Kunzite just arched an eyebrow.

"You have no shame." Jadeite stated.

"Am I supposed to feel uncomfortable about my body because some people gawked?" Nephrite shrugged.

"In all fairness, you have a point." Kunzite agreed. A smirk appeared on his face. "But next time you want to flirt, do it with clothes on. And at a distance. There's no need to breath all over the poor thing."

"I wasn't flirting!" Nephrite denied.

"Sure you weren't." Kunzite smirked.

"I wasn't!"

"Didn't look like it to me." Zoisite joined in on the teasing. "Did you flash your teeth at her when you said 'see you later'?" Nephrite clenched his fist. "Oh, you did, didn't you?"

Nephrite glared at Zoisite.

"Aw, Nephy's got a crush." Jadeite said in a sing song voice.

"I do not!" Nephrite explained.

"Aw! Do you see that? It's denial of a crush at its finest!" Zoisite joined with his own sing song voice.

"You know what that means don't you?" Jadeite sat next to Zoisite.

"Oh, do I!" Zoisite cheered.

The two began to do the patty cake as they sang, "Nephrite and Jupiter sitting in a,"

"Boys," Kunzite interrupted them.

"What?" They looked up at the white haired male.

"The girls outside can probably hear you. Please be mindful." Kunzite stated. Nephrite felt relief. "After all, we wouldn't want Jupiter to reject him before he has the chance to really try."

"Okay." The two nodded. They shared a glance and then smiled. "English?"

"If you must." Kunzite shrugged.

The two started up with their patty cake again as they sang their song as loud as possible in English. Nephrite glared at them for a moment and then at Kunzite. Kunzite met his glare with a smirk.

"You brought it on yourself." He explained.

Mamoru came in with a stack of clothes in his hands. He paused as he stared at Jadeite and Zoisite playing patty cake in the floor. "What's going on?" He asked.

"Nothing Prince Endymion." Kunzite answered. "Thank you for the clothes your highness." He rose to take the clotehs from him. He layed them out in stacks of shirts, pants, and boxers. He grabbed one of each and proceeded to dress himself. Nephrite did the same.

"Jadeite, Zoisite." Mamoru got their attention. "Clothes?" He gestured to the stacks on the couch.

"Oh thank you Prince Endymion." The two said in chorus.

"You guys know you can just call me Mamoru, right?" Mamoru stated. The four men nodded in understanding. "Good! So what are your Earth names?"

"Masato Sanjouin." Nephrite answered. "I actually have a house nearby. I'll go there and get my clothes and wash your clothes before I return them."

"Shin Saitou." Kunzite answered as he tried to adjust Mamoru's clothes on his body. They were too tight for me.

"Izono Saitou." Zoisite gestured to Kunzite. "We were reborn as brothers."

"Jadeite Taitou." Jadeite answered.

The other four men stared at him dumbfounded.

"Did your parents really name you that?" Zoisite asked.

"My mom was really into rocks and minerals when she had me." Jadeite said defensively.

"What did your father think of that?" Nephrite asked.

Jadeite's stare became expressionless as he became quiet.

"Jadeite?" Mamoru reached out to touch his shoulder.

"I don't want to talk about it." Jadeite took a step back. "I'm fine. I think we should talk about what we should do now that we've been revived."

"That's a good idea." Zoisite agreed. "After all, what do we tell everyone when they ask where we've been?"

"That is a conundrum." Mamoru agree. "Let's all sit down together and talk about this."

A few minutes later, they were all sitting around the living room sipping tea. Usagi and Mamoru sat together on one side of the Chabudai table (Chabudai is a Japanese table.) On Usagi's side sat Mina, Rei, and Mako. On Mamoru's side sat Kunzite, Jadeite, and Nephrite. Across from Usagi and Mamoru sat Ami and Zoisite.

Rei had lectured the Shitennou about trying to kill or attack them. She even threatened to end them if they tried. They did their best to assure her that they weren't planning on causing any harm. Mina kept asking them obvious questions that everyone already knew the answers to.

"You could tell people that you were kidnapped and brainwashed." Mako stated.

"I don't think our families would believe that." Jadeite stated.

"You could probably tell them that you were so busy with something that you lost track of time." Usagi suggested.

"They're going to need sometime realistic to explain why they've been missing for the past 3 years." Ami stated.

"We got lucky that the Dark Kingdom sent them generic post cards." Nephrite stated. "But 3 years is still hard to explain away."

Zoisite was tapping his fingers on the table. He had zoned out shortly after they began talking about their excuse. Ami had tried to get his attention, but Kunzite told her to leave him be. Kunzite stated that the 19 year old wasn't the best at planning things. Zoisite had both hands tapping on the table in some odd rhythm. Then his hand hit Ami's book. He stared at the book for a moment before he spun it with his finger and slid it over to him.

"Do you mind?" Ami asked as she gave the dirty blond an annoyed glare. He paid her no mind as he flipped through the pages.

"I've got it!" He beamed as he bounced up from his seat. "And this one will actually work."

"Zoisite." Kunzite said pointedly.

"Yes." Zoisite responded.

"Stop bouncing like a hyper puppy and tell us what you've got." He ordered.

Zoisite gave an embarrassed laugh as he sat back down and tried to be calm. "We tell everyone that we got lost in some Middle Eastern country while on a business trip. And with all the political government trouble and war with America stuff going on there, we kind of got stuck there for 3 years working in a sweat shop trying to earn enough money to return home. We stole away on a shipping boat with what little money we had. When we got off at the dock, we were disoriented and wondered around until we found our old friend,…" Zoisite paused. "Venus, you were in London about 4 years ago, right?" Mina nodded with a confused expression. "Good. We rain into Venus here who brought us to Prince Endymion's for a change of clothes and for a chat. We know Venus because she came to one of Dark Company's Idol Auditions in London. However, she didn't join because our shoots didn't fit in with her school schedule. If anyone asks us which Middle Eastern country, say we were on a tour through the Middle East. We were in Israel when shit happened and got lost trying to flee their civil war." Zoisite took a breath. "They're still having issues, right?" He addressed Ami. The blue haired girl nodded. "Good. Then our plan is plausible. Any objections?"

"Yeah. The police?" Kunzite questioned.

"No need to include them." Zoisite shrugged.

"What do you mean?" Nephrite arched a brow.

"We were lost. No one held us against our wills or hurt us. There for, no crime was committed. So no police needed." Zoisite explained as if it was obvious.

Nephrite smirked as everyone looked dumbfounded at Zoisite. "And you said none of your little brother's ideas were good."

Zoisite gasped dramatically as he clasped his hands over his heart. "Did you really say that, big brother?" Tears began to fill his eyes.

"Oh no…" Kunzite groaned as he watched the tears begin to trinkle down the young man's face.

"I can't believe you!" Zoisite turned on his heel and ran back into Mamoru's study. His loud sobs could be heard throughout the apartment.

The five Senshi and Mamoru looked confused. Kunzite covered his face with his hand and heaved a heavy sigh. Nephrite and Jadeite were trying not to snicker.

Mamoru left the table and walked to the entrance of his study. Zoisite had thrown himself over the chair and was crying dramatically. "Zoisite?" He gave a soft knock on the door frame.

"What?" He chocked out as he continued to cry.

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah. Don't worry about me Prince Endymion." Zoisite waved a hand lazily over his sobbing form. "I'm just being a Disney Princess.

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