((A/N: Chapter Six! hmm.. School just started for me, but I guess I'm neither fast enough nor heartless enough to end this because of that. (ha)

So, I guess I'll be writing chapters inbetween school, art lessons, art club, and junior honor society meetings! (lucky me)

But anyway, thank you, Hatsuharu-chan for editing the chapter!

To Those Who Reviewed:

KittyMojo: ahahahah! I should almost make him do that, but it might murder my plot a little.. Good idea though! And I don't mind short reviews! I'm just flattered that you reviewed at all!

Miss Nox: Everytime I get a review from you, I instantly recognize you! I always love reading what you liked about the story, and what you think will happen! (it makes me feel like a professional author!) But please don't bite your nails too short! (I always seem to, and it kind of hurts..) This chapter won't be too ominous, since Akito has to take awhile to put her plan in motion, but the next will probably be!

flyingdaggers: haha, poor Tohru! I guess no one really cares about her when it comes to yaoi. She's sort of in the way.. And Kyo eventually got to eat his cereal in peace! (after he realized that it wasn't going to bite) Yeah, my parents really only wanted a dog and a cat, but after we found our other two fantastic felines, we couldn't get rid of them! (ha) We'll probably get more too, though. ahahah, I'd love to read a fiction about Akito bitch slapping someone! (you should write one!) It'd instantly make it on my favorites list. (even if it is already full) I'll have to tell Hatsuharu-chan that you thanked her! She does such a good job!

Syckitty: I'm not sure. I guess people don't realize that the entire series is fiction? I never understood how people could call any pairing the real pairing, when the characters aren't even real. (ha) Kagura will be a bigger part of the story soon! I've already figured out how she'll be in on Kyo's punishment, but I still haven't figured out how soon she should come in. (mild writers block, i guess) But I'm glad I recieved your review in time! My updating times are so random that I worry about skipping some reviews! If I were to miss one, I guess I'd just answer it in the next chapter, though.

what the vell: I don't really like her either, but I guess I should restrain myself from saying that I hate anyone. (i might end up regretting it, like i did with rin. haha) But I'm glad you liked the whole 'Haru not drinking milk' thing! Somehow, I always end up poking fun at his zodiac animal.

animefreaks121: You feel special? (that's a first) I'm flattered that you find me answering your review special! I'm not sure that I've ever been mentioned in a story, so I guess I wouldn't know how it felt. (I'd be embarrassed if i was) But if you look closely, you'll notice the ooc. Or maybe it's just me? And even though it's accepted, I'd still like to keep everyone in character. I mean, I've written some pretty ooc stories before, so I'd like to attempt to keep everyone in character for once! I'm glad that you felt sad for him! (i'm such a bad person) I love how Yuki's always trying to be a better person, but still feels bad about himself, so I was hoping to capture some of that! But thank you for all the kind compliments! And since this message is starting to get a little too long, I'll stop rambling!

- lidOol.fantaSee.gurl -: haha, I'm surprised that people aren't getting mad at me for slipping that angst into this 'humor' story. I guess I can't write anything with sneaking some angst into it though. Poor, Tohru! I'll have to write her in a little, but she won't be a huge part of the story.

DarkVampireGrl: Don't worry, Haru and Yuki are here to save the day! (insert corny superhero music here) Anywho, KyoxHaru is the best yaoi pairing that I've seen. I was actually into the couple before I saw a lot of the series! (I'd only seen a pathetic two episodes before writing my first Furuba fiction) You can't remember? I'm not really sure what led me to reading it, but Ky0Kichi's fiction, 'No Longer Alone' made me fall in love with the pairing.

xXInu-SamaXx: Man, I should have put a spoiler warning on this! (damn me and my lazy self) I didn't spoil anything for you, did I? (cause I sure did for another reviewer) But thanks, I'm hoping to have Yuki help Haru out with the 'Big Ending', since as you said, he needs to show the cat that he means no harm.. I'd never heard that Nickelback song before you mentioned it, but looked it up shortly afterwards. It made me giggle, since somehow, it reminded me of this too. And Akito has her ways, don't you worry!

Charlottle Wilkens: I love the name Charlotte! It makes me think of happy things. (don't ask) But thank you! I'll update as quickly as my lazy self can!

EllyYuki: Yeah, my sis is like you. When she found out that Manga!Akito is a girl, she almost screamed. (haha) hmm..

I'm sorry for not posting a spoiler warning on the last chapter! I guess I'm just ignorant like that. I'll explain, but if you don't wish to be spoiled further, please don't read!

Okay, so in the manga it explains that every cat before Kyo has been locked up in 'the cage'. If you remember, Kazuma's grandfather was in it during his flashback. But Kyo made a bet, right before the series began, with Akito that if he beat Yuki in a fight, he wouldn't have to be locked up. He could even be part of the family, and Akito would stop calling him a monster. But if Kyo failed to beat Yuki, of course, he'd be locked up until he died. (so sad) So after making the bet, Kyo breaks through Shigure's roof, and Tohru falls on him.. (as i said, right before the series began)

Hope I didn't spoil you too much.

--Please enjoy!))

Chapter Six

Haru smirked inwardly, staring at his kitten's blank expression. "..what?" the confused cat asked. He really was no good at listening to directions. A small blush crept onto the orange haired boy's face when he realized how stupid he must've looked. What had the ox expected? He'd never done this before! The younger boy mus thave been a serious player if he was this experienced!

"Put your hands here, and move that like this," the white haired boy instructed, recieving a mildly confused look before the cat complied.

He nodded, then instructed the cat further.

"Then, hold down here," he smiled. His kitten was a fast learner. He'd never expected that the orange headed boy would catch on so quickly, only asking questions when he absolutely didn't understand.

They'd have to play video games more often.

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"Oh, Kyo-kun went to Hatsuharu-kun's house!" Tohru exclaimed, smiling brightly. Yuki sighed, thanking the girl, before heading out the door. It was one thing to tell Shigure about their relationship, but sneaking into the Main Sohma Estate? Were they insane, or just stupid?

The rat shivered slightly, noticing the sudden chill in the air. An omnimous feeling came over him, and he quickened his pace. The two were idiots, but they were still his cousins. He just hoped he could get them out of there before anyone noticed.

As he reached his destination, he noticed the small figure standing between himself and the main gates. "Kagura?" he whispered. She was shaking, and from what he could see, she seemed to be crying. She looked up, and their eyes met.

"Yuki?" she called, stepping toward him. He smiled, noting how her usual happiness had left her. "Why are you here?" she asked.

"Have you seen Kyo?" he countered. Her eyes darkened, but her tears stopped. She shook her head, and he sighed in relief, thanking her and entering the main estate.

'So, Kyo was here?' The boar sneered scornfully. It was time to put the plan into motion.

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No more Orange Top, no more Prince Charming, no more freaky black and white haired kid. Arisa Uotani sighed in contentment, wondering vaguely how they would kick the novelist out. "I sensed strange waves coming from Yuki as he left," Hana whispered. Arisa laughed.

"Weirder than usual?" she asked, earning a nod. There was always something weird about this family, Uo concluded. They were like a bunch of attractive circus freaks, all stuffed into one huge, dysfunctional family. Not only did none of them look anything alike, they also acted as if they hardly knew eachother!

Rich people were strange.

It was then that the blonde haired girl decided to never become rich. She couldn't stand the thought of being as weird as Orange Top or Prince Charming.

-

Yuki sneezed, hugging himself for warmth. Small drops of rain fell onto his thin figure, only adding to how cold he felt. He sighed quietly, dully noting how the sound was lost in the 'pitter patter' of the rain. It wasn't long before he sneezed again, his body shaking almost violently. 'This is pathetic." he scolded himself. Was he, the fragile Yuki Sohma, the only one willing to help his cousins? He understood that many family members would scoff at the idea of saving the cat from their leader, but what about Haru?

The ox had saved his skin more than one time, sticking his neck out for someone who had nothing to offer. Why had the younger boy saved him from Akito's wrath? Was it pity, or was the ox just one of those extremely kind people?

'Like Honda-san,' he added, blushing at the thought of the girl. He continued walking, as the rain continued to fall.

He may have been pathetic, but at least he was trying.

..and that was more than he could say about the rest of his family.

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The phone rang softly, almost as if to warn the dragon of who was on the other line. He lifted it to his ear slowly. "Hello?" he called. There was silence, and he almost thought the other had hung up. "Hello?" he repeated.

"Hatori." the God's voice greeted, causing an involuntary shiver to run up the doctor's spine. She didn't sound sick, but lately she'd been calling everyone to see her. He asked if she was okay, earning a scolding for jumping to conclusions.

"I need you to take Hatsuharu," she stated. It was an odd request, she knew, but the ox couldn't be present if her plan was to work. "And where exactly should I bring him?" the man asked, cocking an eyebrow, knowing that the woman couldn't see him.

"I don't care, just take him away from here. You'll find him in his home." She was silent for a moment, and once more, he thought she'd hung up. "Don't take the monster with you."

And with that, the line went dead.

To Be Continued

((A/N: Okay, I'm pretty sure this was extremely short, but my hand's killing me. (stupid hand, always slowing me down)

Now, who didn't think Kyo and Haru were playing video games?

Who's got their mind in the gutter? (ha)

Not much KyoxHaru in this chapter, since I'm just getting the plot started,

but I promise that it'll get better!

So, Please Review And Tell Me What You Though!))